BLACK OPS CHAIR RANT

[AgentCell]

OUTPHILOSOPHY!!!!

[Trayusstudent1]

apparently according to the CC, i'm gonna have a hard buffalo diesel.... awesome.

[lordjulian10]

i think the reason there is no second chance in mw3 is because of him...

[lordjulian10]

maybe he is black but the color distortion is deceiving us?

[lordjulian10]

i still thnk hes black on the inside...

[JoeSycop]

The CC does nothing for me

[asscrackben]

FRED DURST!?!!!!!

[RegensDominor]

Thing is, there was no one there with shoes..lol

[zcreekmore1]

Did you get droped on your head as a child ? :P

[darrouken]

I can't help liking this guy but I feel like I shouldn't. Will you be my father, ELPRESADOR?

[sincerenyc]

God i hate last stand they need to atlease take it out of hardcore

[TheTako400]

This guys reminds me of Bernie Mac. RIP.

[TosXMellow]

i feel like i'm being yelled at by my dad. XD lol

[verstehetmich]

I think you should make it a habit to say "LOOKADISHIT!!!" in every video... you would become huge(r) on that saying alone!

[lordmasterization]

Ps3 hav to many hakers

[DJharj123]

@lordmasterization no xbox is easier to hack mate

[bakflip19]

This is fn hilarious jahaha!!!!

[xDepthChargex]

@ONISec3 wat a dick ryder

[BlahBlah5649]

LOL yer faggotry knows no bounds. First you use the PS3 over the Xbox (you like those PSMove dildos?) and you still play Black Ops.

[robelstable]

look, i like this guy, he's entertaining. but fuck me, take a xanax bro

[AlcoholicSemenStain]

I'm going back to mw2

[ErikJonssonMusic]

haha "aiiiight people" in YouTube Transcriber is "uuh.. Bathrooms"

[lamont20]

you should try to play mw2 on ps3 90% room are hacked

[macfreak18]

This was pretty optimistic for a video... well, the "making your own damn commentary" part. If I just knew how to hook video up to my macbook...

[181erob]

That chair looks comfy as hell.

[mrmillsap]

This guy needs to be like a national ambasador.

[cheeseburger9418]

Turn on the captions LMAFO

[ScreamsOfEvil]

hell yea i kno what you sayin

[SpliffScience]

fuck yea, dig the complaint chair. they are the best. and yes, barebones pure is beast. love it. thank you for recommending it

[tren979797]

Ha HAAA! Cape Fear...Robert Deniro! Great quote

[Salada546]

Okay your shoes are polished, sir.

[BrutalValor]

When I turned CC on, I got this.

"commentators all the jews note that all people at the time that you believe that they worked"

[Rekopaa]

"uploading videos to utube is not hard work unless you are a computer."

fkn amazing.

[JackyQuacky27]

Rofl the captions is hilarious.

[kratos69xx]

are u gonna get killzone3?

[Thatb0yVick]

0:49 with the CC(captions on) commentators all the jews note that all people at the time that you believe that they worked lol captions on youtube are fucked up rate up if you think so

[SmallGoneBig]

If you just ranted all the time just making videos you would be so BIG!

[JTNugget]

Elpresador, MW2 has Barebones Pure as well. MW2 is the superior game. Maybe if BLOPS didn't have all the problems it has with lag, hit detection and everything it might be as good or better than MW2, but as it is, it isn't.

[RAGNOR94]

Nah aite people

------Translation----

CC:Bathrooms.

[Mythic128]

0:45 with Transcribe Audio:

"commentators all the jews note that all people at the time that you believe that they work"

[thaddeusgalkowski]

The guns in WAW are gay as fuck!!

[DonGenerico88]

ELPRESADOR IS A STRAIGHT UP NIGHTMARIC BEAST!!!!!!!

[guywithalongusername]

ive been watching your videos thinking your black......

[CelticPrez]

He isn't black?

[qbsfear43]

short beastingssss!!!

[robcaseyire]

That kid was sooo beaten to death for shining the wrong shoes!

RIP Shoe-shiner boy

[n0d0ubt007]

hahahahahaha!!! okok! u have my sub!

[SeFu2006]

I think this is one of the best video's I've seen from him in a while.

[TheAKOmnicide]

What the fuck, this guy has a black guy voice.

[v3tt3dud3220]

Entertainment at its best i just got done laughing my ass off for lk 56 minutes at the end THOSE ARE THE WRONG SHOES!!

[TJC0507]

he is gonna fuck him up

[juanblacknwhite]

cc is so funny. how does, "believe me when i tell you" sound anything like, "it looks as if"????? LOL

[ollyization]

THEIR THE WRONG SHOES!!!!!

[touchdownben]

gun on gun, YER DONE! my saying of the week

[TheJTMarlin77]

"I shot that damn car 19 times and it don't do nothing"! lol classic

[eHond433]

turn on CC (captions) on lol its so funny

[toxin9]

@eHond433 haha it is

[coooolkid911]

@eHond433 hahaha :48 sec "commentators all the jews note that all people all the time that you believe that they work" hahaha wtf. i'm doing this from now on.

[dwong87]

@eHond433 Holy shit! CC is fuckin' funny!

[Pattykaeks]

@eHond433 LOL

[XTheFlintX]

@eHond433 0:49 with captions: "commentators all the jews note that all people at the time that you believe that they worked"... lol

[AgentCell]

@eHond433 LOL

aight people = bathrooms LOL!!!

[chumbucket206]

@eHond433 It does nothing for me.

[MrRoflWaffles]

So this is El Presador when he needs himself a sandwich.

[Nobbie650]

Those are the wrong shoes lol hahaha

[dat1337vet]

gun on gun, YOURE DONE

[HenryInHD]

35 people shined the wrong shoes.

[dna448]

he has like the exact same on view on CoD as i do

[bonly3]

i love how prez is mean to the kid. lol it makes me laugh so hard

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

Elpresador... Is nothing short of epic.

[rymcmanus]

LOL

[rymcmanus]

Yeah the only problems with Black Ops are: the engine is not the best, but that can't be changed, Second Chance, RC-XD's are too low, and SMG's other than the 74u are underpowered.

[zZToastie]

Who was he talking to in the beginning

[XzThisIsUniQue]

That is the biggest fcking laptop I have ever seen.

[xDepthChargex]

@TheGleeh one can only wish. it would make the gears of war parody look like a halo party with chips n dip

[Johnwolfie007]

i wanted to see a angry dude screaming at me but no i want to look for muslims in my area

[MrAngryPumpkin]

That guy in the back should've got fired long time ago lol

[OlDirtyBigBabyJesus]

ELPRESADOR for ELPRESIDENT. peace.

[Sidione]

The end is epic xD

[MrBlack113]

He needs to chill a little

[ClubPenguin4Three]

he forgot the part where u press save O:

[digitaldude13]

Rofl, I feel honoured being a subscriber to the beast known as elpres.

[viscolex]

Gun on gun, you done!

[Coryuken]

Something tells me he's not talking to anyone at the beginning of the video. He's just putting on an act.

[INY79]

@Coryuken same, i get that feeling too :S

[dominickkk5]

Dude, just quoted Cape Fear. Jesus Christ.

[JustChrisLTD]

This, guys, is what you call REAL ANGRY GAME REVIEWING. AVGN can suck it!

[mtylerk95]

is he black?

[dudequerky]

maybe thats why your commentaries suck. it is hard work creating a good commentary because you have to take several takes to get a good commentary and you have to edit and change the contrast and brightness to suit the video. the only reason "you" say it is not hard to make a commentary is because all you do is record and upload. that is why your videos suck. you put no time or care into them which results in your vdeos being totally inferior to anyone to does "real" commentaries.

[the1kamikaze]

NIGHTMARIC BEAST!

[slim4242]

@the1kamikaze NIGHTMARIC BEAST???wtf LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[iWesTCoastiN]

It's not hard work making videos on YouTube when all you do is yell haha. Making videos where you actually try to give out helpful tips can be kind of hard if your audience expects quality commentaries out of you. Your audience expects funny shit out of you, which means if you mess up or slip up on a word your subscribers won't give a fuck meaning you won't have to start the commentary over or edit that part out.

[thatweirdguy10]

32 people use second chance and camp

[HardLuckStories]

totally nuts! love it

[wilson883]

His mam must have a soundproof basement!

[LtJackass38]

Bring back Team Deathmatch Express!!!

[trevor2594]

@LtJackass38 They should just make barebones always express since you don't need the time to fix your classes

[crippenfalyfe]

This guy is too loud and obnoxious.

[nolifeeuse]

needs a soundproof house lol

agree with you tho

[jsaint347]

MORE CHAIR RANTS pl0x. that bein said.. could u also bring back that michigan wolverine mask you wore back in the day for one of your vids?

[GEORGEESAZ]

fucking great!

[jamessimonhudson]

nightmaric beast elpres

[darkshadow2017]

awesome rant :)

[iPhoneGuy12]

Those ain't even the right shoes!! :LL LOL

[ilFuSe]

Is this guy white?

[Chronolyse]

Uhhhhhhhm. Black Ops, with all its glitches, is better than MW2. In FACT, alot of multiplayer games are better than MW2. MW2 was a camper's delight. It was like IW made a game custom tailored for groundhogs. You got the sensor, the sensitive mines, and a bunch of spots custom made for groundhog burrowin'. They were allowed to sit there and let the game...play for them. Simple as that.

[ifyda9jerian]

WHY SO YOU SOUND LIKE A ANGRY BLACK PERSON

[umbergerwill]

Any1 else here noice elpresador and wingsofredemption having a indirect utube fight?

[BoredAtPrime]

@umbergerwill tell them to have a real god damn fight lol and show el presador taking down that groundhog

[ishy96]

he shud make a commentary of wat happend next -poor fucking kid

[airsoftmany123]

your.....white........ wtf

[whiplash505]

@airsoftmany123 problem..? 

[aPBlackOps]

this guy should be a football coach or something

[AfrooChe]

aight people

[mclaren08]

"those aint even the right shoes" lol

[mclaren08]

"those aint even the right shoes" lol

[DIVINEMOTHMAN]

lolololololololololololo

[superbeastmode20ify]

No Gaymores in Bare bones pure!

[PizzaBlade17]

@superbeastmode20ify

u mean barebones pro?

[darkshadow2017]

@PizzaBlade17 no its called barebone pure where there are no perks no claymores and its just "gun on gun your done"

[darkshadow2017]

@PizzaBlade17 no its called barebone pure where there are no perks no claymores and its just "gun on gun your done"

[PizzaBlade17]

@darkshadow2017

oh okay thanks

[ixlovexmayxmaple]

"gun on gun you'r done play list" XD

[JollySilver]

The dislikes are the ones who can't upload a YT video.

[LukaZiLa]

Aiiraight people....!

[GerryDeeSf]

"A straight up nightmarish beast," so much golden quotes :P

[afbofficial]

Poor Imaginary Friend.

[superdogmeatmeat]

smoove and el presador dual com

camp vs rush

[rob1loxley]

beat that little bastard pres, good vids man ur a beast and biblical too, keep em comin.

[bann3r100]

love the gun on gun your done lmao the best commentator around right here people lol

[Mrvoodoochild1]

i wana hear this guys outside voice

[Agent1W]

I like it when El Pres is on his chair. It gives me the feeling that I'm right there with him, just being there in on the discussion.

I still see quite a bit of camping in Black Ops. "Campers...they know how to PISS on a good game," I said to my Live buddies. MW2, and even CoD 4, have been pissed on by campers and the other illegit lot. I'm off to a good start with a KD ratio of 1.25ish and that only comes from a lot of anti-camper fighting from MW2.

[xinheng]

Before I watch the next NFL videos, I wonder if PRES predicted the Jets winning.

[winterMarine]

I remeber the chair rants. But i remeber you just getting bored of the rants and your uploads were farther apart. Then that false flagger and everything. Generatorix. To macbrotherhood then back to elpresador. You have a timeline on YT thats for sure.

[mcmanusdown]

GUN ON GUN, YA DUN!

[CrazyCRAKHEAD09]

run camera dude run!!!!

[badges2142]

how much do you get paid?

[semperfiman550]

@badges2142 That's a really rude asshole question...

[SaintGeorgeFTW]

rip camera man :{

[cheeseburger9418]

Rotflmao the end!!!

[H1TMANactual]

You kids do know that it's a character. Fat boi is not really that psychotic in real life

[alex97cod27]

u scream man loud

[underpaiddrummer]

24 people got out-philosiphised

[i24east]

Str8 beasting yet again. 2nd chance??? Theyre not gonna fix it, until the trees pay!!!! You have to set an example Pres!!! Get the trees!! Oh, by the way, are those dress socks??

[MrJac328]

CC on ELPRESADOR'S vids are top of the fucking line. They are just BEAST!!

[SkillzwhoKillz]

I kept cracking up when he was saying "gun on gun you're done!!!"

[blade55440]

Campers are STILL a bitch, even if there aren't as many... but that's like saying a few thousand dead folks would lower the population of china.

[MFINN23]

"It is not hard work, unless you're a computer" rofl love it.

[LiquidxSquid]

I always thought commentators moan too much about how much work it is...

[TheJinglebutt]

I saw you buying a new madden 2011 because you beasted your old one

[xDrkillSHOTx]

i just happened to be... a straight BEAST at it LOL XD

[2007killa]

lol

[The20chips]

Gun on gun, UR DONE!!!!!!!!!!  3:16

[AI2AM]

lol well there goes another camera guy

[maclancer]

ELPRESADOR is a winner!!!

[hbk4eva1]

pres ranted so hard he started losing his voice? lol

[Ihawksstock]

Play the way real people play, keep the game fun, you are the person who should be on the beta, the common man, we are so much older now, "set, move, ok charge" they way we used to play socom. only you do not st for a few seconds

[CommonWealth92]

OOOOH NOOOO!!! Hes gonna murk that little kid!!

[Tightness8]

/watch?v=n7xdHE88O9s Funniest Second Chance Rant Of All Time. Must Watch! So freaking Hilarious lol.

[Ihawksstock]

I want to see trees die

[Ihawksstock]

check out solidrevs last vid, he does not have the vocal strength you do, but he wend for 30 minutes in a row, he saw your niche, and backed off, but hell- I could not not rave for 30 mins straight eiter

[ronjon707]

How is this game not camper friendly when there is crap like motion sensors, claymores, and camera spikes.

[MrRothstein44]

lmao, i love this shit. there was so many quotes in here lmao.

[thecastman97]

ElPresador>Drill Sargent

[INEEDMOREZOMBIES115]

"the next day timmy had a rather large bruise"

[invertedblade]

Pres I love these vids. Go ahead and make all of these that you want. I like them better than commentaries on Black Ops games.

[userios]

i liked how u adressed wings of redemption. commataries aint even a job.

[intoxsik]

"I WILL OUT-PHILOSOPHIZE YOU!!1!"