Borat's Guide to Wine Tasting (Extended Grapes Version)

[PachydermSouthbound]

You know when a dude starts hugging other dudes all the time that hes wasted...or that hes gay

[PachydermSouthbound]

@crazyskuwanki He a drunk

[Did007z]

KHOLD ME TIGHTT!

[MartyWilletts]

Thumbs up if your teenage years were spent looking forward to Ali G on the 11 o'clock show.

[YoBootyStinks]

omG! LMAO when he pulled those pics of his "sister" out....hilarious!

[TalonMercenary]

2:07 look at the look he gives Borat hahahahahahahaha

[SukupolviX]

The cameraman must be a great poker player.

[jamesgd7]

this really is sooo funny.

[Arklysirzirgas]

I wish I was a rape by someone else...

[Hexaggram]

Biggest... Troll.. in the universe

[iamadamsusername]

Oh my me! Check out the insane racism! lol

[mQtek]

I WANT A SLAVE TOO!

[diest1990]

the one at the end

[diest1990]

lmao the white guy actually pouted his lips for the kiss he vanted that ass

[luciferiexcelsil]

@diest1990 white of the 3 white guys in the vid? lol

[foxofthenight]

i want more wine

[BurialWarlock]

hahaha from about 3:25 I swear its just a different version of the tetris theme.

[vinstermonster]

@BurialWarlock it is. its actually an old russian song called "korobeiniki".

[BurialWarlock]

@vinstermonster ahh Cool. I just thought it might be a different version. I've always wondered what the name of the actual song was but never bothered to look it up. Thanks!

[geezeweezebabypls]

he is your slave??

[tdp41]

Norman Harris is my great uncle...

[TalonMercenary]

"Is he your slave?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

[Dem0nz890]

best part you can see sasha smile at the end when he actually gets the guy to kiss on the lips, and he actually had sex with that hot bitch in the picture!!

[wellington591]

"He is your slave?"

Huehauehauehauehuahuhea!

[DesignRec]

thumbs up if youre from conan

[ezzedine114]

is he really fucking that girl on the pictures or what ?

[JacksonBlanket]

@ezzedine114

For sure, man! The whole facade must be maintained throughout or they wouldn't kiss him goodbye at the end.. And they loved those family photos!

[BigBagsForRent2]

@ezzedine114 photoshop most likely. 

[SenhorPatriota]

I like the music 0:15 HEHEHE

[skvakagud]

6:45 he actually kisses him back :D hahaha brilliant! .. P.S. Yes he got drunk in actuality, and yes he passed out on the toilet for real because of it, and yes he did snap right into character when he was woken up by them, and said "More wine!!" :D

[crazymarf]

He was trying so hards not to laugh his ass off at the end :P

[TributesToYngwie]

GET THE FUC***G GLASS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PeterOwen88]

great actor, keeping it together when he is clearly pissed outta his mind

[pur3strl3b]

hold me tight!

[vega92]

i like!

[ImahGoer]

That's just hilarious when Borat is trying to take the glass LMAO.

[deiiii]

wait so borat actualy took a photo of him fucking a girl? lol

[rlsroyce]

@deiiii

Well, yeah.

[deiiii]

@rlsroyce

thats fucking dope

[steveparok00]

did borat really drink it containing alcohol? how do you stay in character after downing so many wine glasses? crazy....

[rainmmaster]

hmmm Quite my good man!

[enigma1800ify]

he is your slave? ahahahahahahah

[MISSISSIPIMETHHEAD]

Borat is quite drunk at the end of this. Drinking with the white racist southerners, pretty sad how they make no attempt to hide their ignorant beliefs in that one section

[MrECC83]

@MISSISSIPIMETHHEAD They are pretty old, I don't think they were racist, they were just CONFUSED by Borat. I think making assumptions is more in the line of ignorance.

[MISSISSIPIMETHHEAD]

@MrECC83 Im fairly sure they weren't just confused, and Im also fairly sure you can suck my ass for your thinly veiled insult in calling me ignorant

[MrECC83]

@MISSISSIPIMETHHEAD So you're not completely sure, you're just "fairly sure", neither did you say you know this for fact, therefore I am correct in saying you were making an assumption. Thinly veiled? No, I was calling you ignorant quite blatantly. Go rethink your existence you donkey raping shit-eater.

[MISSISSIPIMETHHEAD]

@MrECC83 yes I should rethink my existence over the comments of some random person on the internet. And no, Im not a hundred percent sure, but I am one hundred percent sure that you're obviously trying to entice my to a name calling contest. Too bad for you though, because I'm not about to degrade myself by doing so.

[MrECC83]

@MISSISSIPIMETHHEAD Yes, my aim in life is to lurk on Youtube and do this.

[ZobaK1]

I wonder if those guys know this is a comedy show or not?

[MuikuliWander]

@ZobaK1 Obviously they didn't.

[ZobaK1]

hi five, very nice!

[Elodiron]

is this the tetris theme?

[ThePoliticalsongs]

@Elodiron It is Korobeiniki, a Russian folk song. Tetris is based off this song.

[Elodiron]

@ThePoliticalsongs oh okay thanks!

[bedp1]

BORAT UR MY HERO.

[alejandrobedoya666]

jajajaja borat mas loca"

[7beers]

Hold me tight!!! Hold me tight!!! Hold me tight!!!

[soccermaster0192]

i would love to meet borat in real life..

[StChrissieboy]

Brilliant all round but the part where they are trying to get him to hold the glass properly is genius on Cohen's part. I also greatly admire how he actually gets pissed but holds it together and keeps up the act. '2002? This is the year my wife die' Magic.

[3ombieautopilot]

I win

HAHAHAHAHA!

[funkk]

Drinking wine while watching this!

[Pabechucho]

i WIN

[farfa15]

LOL. The guy at the end kisses Borat on the lips.

[CzechShooter]

By the way "yak se mash" is actually "Jak se máš" which is czech for "How are you".. his phrases are actually a mixture of various phrases from slavic languages and almost none of them are kazakh.

[vicipagup]

71 dislikes!!! I feel sorry for those people. SBC Is the funniest guy on Earth!

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

These old guys are fucking awesome!!

[880330145789]

these 2 gentlemen obviously have no exposure of 'trollism'

[accord21]

1:30 - 2:57 LOL 

[tgutherie]

my mother.... she never love me.

"really?"

no, no, no sometime she tell me she wish she raped by someone else....

[tgutherie]

he is your slave?

[Evilacidfunker]

Hes a genius, he downs 9 or 10 glasses of wine in about 5 minutes and he still stays in character

[BittersweetRC]

Couldn't they just BRING THE GUY A GRAPE??! LOL

[lukejeter7]

those guys r fucked up

[snowdjagha]

"rhold me ti... RRRHOLD ME TIIGHT!"

[ariftariq12]

5:14 man pause there watch the piscture xd

[ariftariq12]

6:14 man pause there watch the piscture xd

[Th3GPR]

Comic genius ... He makes the simple action of grabbing hold of a wine glass one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.

[McMeevin]

small potato, lol!

[ScythePuppet]

Borat: The real life troll.

[BottingWorks]

I couldn't breath after watching this, probably the funniest thing I've seen all year.

[missloverlee]

the fun starts at 3:25.....Hug me! She never hug me. You hug me, I love you!!! Holda me ........TIGHT!!!

[missloverlee]

4:04....NICE!!! Sacha admitted getting trashed filming this scene. He had 21 glasses of wine. Is zitta a peanut?

[tiberiusgun]

"...uh, what is grape?"

[MissExecutive]

i win

[TheLukaszencja]

that was just awesome! :D

[spiderpig85]

Is a grape like a little potato?

[NextToNothing123]

how about saying that A GRAPE IS A FRUIT?!

[janhavi4987]

Seriously !!! Ahahahahahhaha !!!

[Catatofish]

Hug me tight, hug me tight -gold.

[mrnaiceguy]

borat: "we pretend to be hot we have lot of fun!! you'd like to meet"

old guy: "i bet he would."

[mariohackergb]

FUCKING GENIUS

[philacoudre]

WAWA WI WA!

[haki92i]

this is the real sexy time

[xpac252]

I WIN!!! LOLLLL

[KarinMikazuki]

It was so cute when the old gentleman said it's an honor to meet borat

[rhcpbassmaniac]

he is so drunk :P

[samuelkn2890]

lol

[CymbalRush]

Is it glax?

[moshpotpaul]

Tetris :D

[degree7]

lol, the wife jokes

[bakes789]

haha 5:33

[hedinghamj]

He is wasted in this clip, lmao

[smashinova]

"it is a good thing......for them"

"noot sooo much for you?"

"well...yes"

[twooffour]

@smashinova

Pretty sure he was kidding ;)

[Stunrickrollownage]

lol

[ZoSo3K]

"Yeah, it´s a good thing...for them!"

[ScavengerData]

"I win!" hahaha

[blahblahblahman]

Borat: Is he your slave?

White guy: "No, we don't have slaves anymore...which is a good thing...for them."

Borat: "But not so much for you..."

White guy: "Right, right."

[philacoudre]

@blahblahblahman ROFL !!!

[880330145789]

@blahblahblahman yea funny how he says there is law and not explain how it is wrong instead

[7Know7Thy7Enemy7]

@blahblahblahman Yeah I CAUGHT THAT, America whites are the ones that are like that, I've been outside the USA and whites are different from the ones here.

[Usednamealready]

oh fuck!

[tiemo25]

I have to work tomorrow...

oh well, I'll just drink alot of wine and not go to work tomorrow...

wow wine is amazing yeahhhhhhh....

Im unemployed.

damn wine.

[loveuforeverapril20]

Depending on when this came out, Sacha had a finace. I wonder how he got away with practically having sex with that girl in the pictures.

[jakebiomask]

@loveuforeverapril20 You do realize that he was wearing a fake cock, right? lol

[loveuforeverapril20]

@jakebiomask It didn't look fake. How do you know it was a fake cock?

[jakebiomask]

@loveuforeverapril20 Sacha is willing to go far, but not THAT far. He wouldn't hire a porn actress and actually have sex with her, then show those photos on national tv. It's clearly fake, the point of it is that those 2 guys think they're real.

[twooffour]

@jakebiomask

A good fake, then :D

[RicRagsLive]

HAHAHAHAHAAH! I've sen this before more then once. But I piss myself every time.

Can't believe he got that southern gentleman to kiss him on the lips!

And the pornographic pictures!! So awesome!

[TheNecromanticCat]

One of the few people (and characters) that can make me laugh out loud. Glad it didn't go on for any longer, my stomach already hurts from laughing.

[IloveUSA1941]

Southern people are hospitable :D

[sachaismysuperhero]

@steveparok00 Lol, he actually ended up in the bathroom and passed out afterwards :) hahaha

[Aleesus]

is it like a small egg?

i would like to see one day a grapes

[GhostAccount56]

holy shit, even when hes drunk he doesnt break character. nigga committed yo.

[hoboman1000]

Oh god it's so awkward I love it hahahahah!

[cloudig]

in us and a very rich people like to drink whiiiiine

[wolftone69]

6:46 he breaks character lol

[AYKIZ93]

In U S and A.. LOOOL =D

[NucularRobit]

What is this from? It an outtake from the movie or from the Ali G Show? Or something else.

[vangestelwijnen]

@NucularRobit I guess it is from the Ali G show, Guide to the USA II.

[proberush]

oh they're all so drunk

[MissDeeCole]

very nice

[manny6573]

he starts with "how are you?" in.. Polish.. why???

btw, I'm polish so I know

[vangestelwijnen]

@manny6573 'Borat' uses a mix of Polish and Hebrew and calls it 'Kazakh'. He also used 'zenkuje' a lot.

[ItsBusinessTime94]

You are my best friend. You like me?

[TysonJ33T]

2:54

[Alexfitzpatrick26]

you can see in his face that he cant hold the laugh hahaha just after kissing him hahaha i love borat how doeas he get away with it??!

[mrsoundwave]

this is awesome!

[sweeeerah]

IF ANY GUY KISSED MY MOUTH OI WOULD HAVE SLAPPED THE FUCK OUT OF HIM

[CloseTheseEyes]

@sweeeerah You sound really insecure about your sexuality then.

[bigpimpmoneyjuice]

"its a good thing... for them." "Not so much for you?" "Right..."

[Ytubeisonline]

I WIN

[AnotherRandomGuy1]

TETRIS!!!!

[TheBritPatriot]

Hahaha! I wish my er mother was raped by somebody else.. Pahahahah! only Sacha Boren Cohen can make a conversation so awkwardly funny!!!

[fishNguitars]

i literally laughed out loud when he asked if a grape was like a potato!! FUCKING LOOOL!!

[rus191]

@fishNguitars or when he said do you like a porno hahhaha

[vofun]

the sister scene :D:D

[bretzki27]

drunk conversations start at 5:00

[VonnegutFrusciante]

Is it like-a small-a... er.. potato?

[Nathanism1]

This is the year my wife die... nice wine i like XD

[Placebogsu83]

I win! This is the year my wife died.

[MedisMan]

i need a joint to relax nm a drink

[MKDCREW]

what is the song at 0:15 

[MrRudenskii]

@MKDCREW Korobushka a popular Russian folk song

[BobbyTwoTimes]

66 persons need to drink a bottle of wine and relax!

[Gooner2601]

how does he manage to argue about how to hold a glass for so long lmao, true legend lmao

[TheRealAlanPartridge]

Best character ever invented

[amcotale]

she wish she was rape by someone else AHHAHAHAHAHAHH

[tydabom]

what the fuck 6:45

[vexnsiolence]

ah one, two, sree

[DeadBabyJesus]

"But it's a good thing...for them"

"But not so much for you?"

"Right, right"

Oh old white men from the south...

[lightningthunder666]

6.44 one kiss for the road lool

[rablexx10]

Aran i love you

[iDOMEDu]

Raban i love you

[bedminster2]

The 2 Americans are true gentlemen - bravo!

[mintmarshall]

5:51 definite laugh lol

[JellyElephant27]

I love how when Borat asks them if the black guy is their slave, they don't even say 'Because it's morally unacceptable and shouldn't even have been implemented in the first place' rather 'oh a law has been passed and so we can't do it anymore'.

[Njzizskmp]

@JellyElephant27 What do you love about that?

[JellyElephant27]

@Njzizskmp sarcasm bro....

[Kullg4r]

"I would like to see one day... a grape."

[MrZombie747]

lol @ 5:31

[playthehorn93]

I win!

[jankendorf]

Alcohol - Most effective peacemaker ever!