WORLD OF WARCRAFT STAND UP COMEDY

[j0hnp4u1]

This orc came up to me and he said, "Ive got a safe full of asphalt".

I said, "Ahhh, Lok'Tar"

[nimbus1983]

Ok... So here's the thing. World of warcraft is better when you are online playing with your frineds. hat he is doing is not bad not at all, Its just that its not funny. Now if he where to say it online that would be another story. So yeah... Keep it online or else you risk getting bullied for the rest of your life.

[YouShouldTryMeInBed]

Level 35 undead warlock? Bitch please, Stealth -> Shadowstep -> Ambush -> Eviscerate = You lying face-down in a pool of blood. Anyways, good show :-)

[joklin999]

that guy is a retard, dexterity is not a stat in wow, jeez, he should atleast read up on the game before he jokes about it ;) but other then that, he's ok, but Simon Talbot is way better

[ViperRob42]

So a nobel horde welcome is.. "LOK'TAR!"

[WolverineofAszune]

Lvl 85 Rogue - Worgen Alliance, Aszunes Best Rogue, Voted by GM'S that plays on Aszune

Alliance knows how to rule!!!

[VictorRechnageL]

@WolverineofAszune Hahaha, you're an idiot.

[Astallyne]

3:25-3:35 Is the only good part.

[strakotsiossas]

dude you suck...don't quit your day job

[GimmesomeBluemagic]

Holy shit this is bad

[waxcoatedbanjo]

hes a noob

[jmharris13]

its ok for a smile, but not laugh worthy

[JackassJimmi]

Simon  Talbot FTW!! :D

[quinseq]

WTF is up with him having a script reading up from

[DoMiNoRiX]

how drunk are the audience?

[jokermiester]

this dude is gouging that game...

[Takashi0ukana]

boring....

[magwaaf]

gnome locks rule!

[MrMcstig]

wow this dude sucks.

[ReconN33ded]

lol, i paused the video at 0:01 and guessed he was gonna make fun of the midget gnomes..

[TheJimbojones1980]

tbh.. cock. Youve just made yourself look an utter twat! and anyone that laughs at this shit is also a (in your words) dipshit!

[mollebjornen]

Jep.. the problem is, world of warcraft comedy is best when its made inside the game, not joking with it in reality. Its not the best idéa to do so either in our society to be honest.

[1Animeculture]

when he first said "Dextirity" he failed and stopped watching.

[GGORRO]

what a fucking noob.....this guy sucks

[viewtifulguy]

That was as funny as watching my first born child die.

[kasslerify]

@viewtifulguy SICK SON A BITCH!

you think its funny to watch your children die?

[viewtifulguy]

@kasslerify 1: I do not and have not had children. 2: In reality, no I think that would be quite possibly the worst thing to happen to a person. 3: I think you meant to say "Sick son of a bitch" and 4: It was a joke. So sorry if you were offended, shit happens.

[InSovietRussia1987]

he's alright but i have to be high and drunk to laugh

[Rotten3200]

SO WEAK - doesn't even know his own material ? read from a sheat of paper and doesn't really quote wow at all "dexterity" ? worthless.

Thumbs up if this makes sense to you !

[Baladashmalanore]

this is kinda wow incorrect, thats just epic fail

[stickymayhem]

A small part of me died today

[Enballgroda1]

Dexterity? That doesn't excist!

[OhTheOceanMusic]

fail... just..fail.

[DissidentMommy]

Slightly funny. But he should do some research tbh.

Nightelf mages? wtf?

[tehjai]

This was actually pretty funny. It's not your fault that the audience wasn't receptive.

[Sunmage96]

Failer..........

[JakyBoyHimself]

Keep WOW to yourself....honestly.. its not somthin to talk about in public cuz its like gay sex, its looked down upon :(

[Zloo420]

Garbage..warlocks are gay..you're not funny.

[Mantis3131]

This was actually more horrible than I imagined it would be before I started the video. L2Play before you try and write jokes about it

[TheDrpibb]

the time spent writing and performing this could have gone towards earning your mount. for that, i dub yee a failed warcraft player.

[valdemarerbarenedere]

get a life!!!

[KevNancyMadison]

Simon Talbot licks my butt!

[Martintthegreat]

God you suck, its unbelievable! OMG

[stuckinak907]

this dude sucked, agi for warlock? DO YOU EVEN PLAY??

[omgzomgnomgvomg]

Agility used to be great for wanding. :P But that was beta crap. ;)

[minifearofwow]

this is suckish sorry :/

[thesheehanelbow]

I challenge simon talbot to a warcraft comedy showcase showdown at the comedy carhole!!!!

[hukumpa]

@thesheehanelbow no offense but i think simon talbot will win that :P

[Jesperperezz]

@thesheehanelbow You cant beat Simon Talbot ^^

[Krissam2k]

@thesheehanelbow you don't wanna do that, I laughed my ass of at his shit, but this i didn't even smile.

[GentlemannFinn]

@thesheehanelbow

And you would get blown away by simon.

[Weephoot]

@thesheehanelbow No offense, but you'd lose a showdown against simon talbot...Big time

[darkmanddk]

@thesheehanelbow so sorry, but Simon Talbot is a looot funnier. Now I am danish, but still, he really is

[MrCursedcrow]

@darkmanddk YOU GOT THAT RIGHT MAN!!! :D

[Bayerone1]

@thesheehanelbow Good luck noob -.-

[mryousmell]

@thesheehanelbow Simon talbot has made some insane funny wow jokes

[NicoraiTheStudent]

@thesheehanelbow you known Simon Talbot is a danisk comedy

[WiKiStAuSiJa]

@NicoraiTheStudent

LoL du staver super xD

[TheNoob131]

@NicoraiTheStudent Det hedder danish min lille ven!

[anotalreadytakenname]

Eh, sorry. Not that good. :/

[angeljoserulez]

pathetic

[Anonymoose23]

This guy is so bad.

[xLinkedx]

there is no laughter spell in wow

[donloladin]

I think it's supposed to be a joke or something :P

[d0omWarL0rD]

eh... little lame. not so funny, maybe every once in a while

and by the way VGlitches, dexerity was the first version of expertise. after bc they changed the name. probably did something different

[badgerleet]

environment* dumbass...

[Cnupoc]

hehe i'm posting this on my guild forums :D

i got a forsaken lock myself ^^

[Deovindice2001]

Heh, this is pretty alright. Plus, at least he is getting off his ass and doing something IRL instead of just playing.

[VGlitches]

he is phail

theres no such thing as dextiterty in wow

[thesheehanelbow]

Gratz... you all just spent way more time complaining about my set than i did writing it... FAIL IRL

[bamsgod]

screw them dude your the shit keep it up man i would love to see more stuff

fuck all the haters

[mimimulan]

warlocks don't need agility...

[013579asdfgh]

he reads his JOKES????? OMG what a loser.

[Biggiejxxl]

eh...this guy sucks not mainly because he doesnt know how to be funny with wow terminolagy but because he reads off like a 5 year old and just doesnt catch my attention. im sure robin williams could fuck around talkin about WoW and just go bonkers and we wouldnt even know what he was talkin about but we'd still laugh lol

[HighSkewlM8]

wtf this guy sucks

wow doesnt even have dexterity =='

elves cant be mages..

none of his jokes are funny..

i used to play wow and i still dont find it funny

[BlakOktobure]

Elves can be Mages... Blood elves :P

[ShanniesANerd]

dexterity? this guy knows nothing of WoW...sad.. =[

[badgerleet]

seriously - this guy laughs at his own jokes which is totally unprofessional -.- ruins the jokes, which aren't even that good

[HTFfan111]

Ron white laughs at his own jokes, everyone loves the guy

[badgerleet]

dno who that is but i agree that it is ok for some to do it as long as it's not an out of control laugh that the audience should be doing, it ruins the moment..

[Brutalinax]

this guy is so not into World of Warcraft xD and hes jokes are so not funny... half of them arent even jokes.

[pintosanchez]

:31...what a total tool shed

[Chadbadmoon]

Dude... This was seriosly painfull and extremly un-funny.. I didnt laugh at anything and i have been playing WoW for liek 3 years.. Really really bad idea to do this to people who dont play WoW coz ofc they wont understand a fuckin thing your talkin about ... Epic Fail

[bamsgod]

thats cuz your allaince you dont even know whats good

[Kosic]

I'm agreeing with you, i've been playing since the beta, and the jokes, (or what this dip-shit want-to-be comedian thinks are jokes), were just failed attempts at getting attention. He knew almost nothing about Wow, "Dexterity", "sissy elf mages for the Alliance." ??

That was a complete waste of time. "OMG I'M HRDCOREZ CUz I R LVL 35!!" -_-

[narsooo]

LOOOOL nice vid

[kingkrankSPW]

lol its funny but completely weird if u dont play WoW

[Painthepirate]

This kid is a pro

[Taygorak]

And yes it would be.

[Taygorak]

Question successfully avoided. Good work.

[Taygorak]

Arrrrrrggggghhhhh why are you watching this then? Fucking people who watch shit they have no interest in! Like I give a shit if you think I'm a WoW geek! Lol seriously though, why are you watching this if you don't like WoW. And just for the record very little of the WoW player base is like this.

[Taygorak]

What's with the "...." agility doesn't help any casting class in any way shape or form.

[issilliuc]

Sorry, he did his best if you want a real Wow joke here's one for ya... Your mom is so FAT you atleast 2 warlcoks to summon her.

[Oka1992]

me atleast 2 warlocks to summon her.... ?? makes sense??

Here is a good one:

Similarity between rogues and noobs?

They both pick locks :D

[muhmamapapa]

lol that one made me laugh xD

[pyrilon]

What a dumbass hes a disgrace to everyone that plays WoW

[Svartalfgeist]

Becoming a stand up comedian about World Of Warcraft=fail.

[naruto6748]

THER CALLED GNOMES U ASS

[KamiFilms]

Dude I'm a little afraid because I understand what he's talking about. O_o Except Death Knights are better than Warlocks! WAKA WAKA!

[olaer23]

this is so nerdy omfg,GTFO

[Polski93]

these guys must've been shitfaced to be laughing at these jokes...

[t1nb4n3]

WOW!...

I must say, this is terribly nerdy,

The sad part is Just about everyone who plays WoW Knows what he's talking about.

Very nice =D

[Taygorak]

Ya lol but agility on a lock? wtf is he on?

[yamimakaiz]

i'm sure you see yourself that you have place for improvement. still pretty good 5/5 for effort

[tappwaterkidd]

I know a 300 pound Black chick that tapped this guy once. She's on my flag football team.

[Videoplasty]

Aww that was cute.

[tods01]

adam is gay

[liverlockstyle]

tom is gay

[IdiodtFan2]

You suck dude

[thesheehanelbow]

you mom = tauren warrior

[thesheehanelbow]

@IdiodtFan2 - your mom is so poor, she makes you eat cereal with a fork to "save milk."

[DaOlleBoyaa]

@thesheehanelbow your mom is so poor that even the African's donates HER money

[Smeksigt1337]

@IdiodtFan2 Troll much? :)

[kjreno]

wow, this is really painful

[thesheehanelbow]

you = gnome with little man's complex

[xXFooXx]

wow this hurts me

[thesheehanelbow]

you = lvl 70 tool shed

[thesheehanelbow]

@xXFooXx - Rosacrutian = leet

[maccactm]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA....not funny -.-

that was the worst spent 5:53 of my life

[Griffin4324]

wow that wasnt funny at all

[Direqdave]

FAIL

[baalthecsar82]

I agree, epic fail.

[wizeguy38]

this sucks pretty bad and makes me ashamed of playing wow.

[oakeyok]

Dara o' briain did Tough gig, which is real life roleplay,

[billkurtisrules]

Yet another reason for me to be ashamed of playing warcraft...hope your proud of yourself...

[F33bs]

I liked the ending bit about hog shanks and sweet nectar.

[skrotten56]

haha, i found it abit funny :D

[specialkman007]

that rly isn't funny

[straeb11]

first off, i could make better wow jokes than this guy.

second, if you have to read off a piece of paper during your set- you fail.

and LAST, there is no dexterity in wow.

the only joke is you're a noob.

[ChrisWilt]

woah straeb11 turn down the nerdyness man he is just makin' jokes "there is no dexterity in wow." lol i bet you are proud you knew that

[thesheehanelbow]

LOL I love the typical "3 point nerd rebuttal" lol.. why always 3 points lol.. soooooooo trendy... did you get that rebuttal at Hot Topic? just wondering lol

[arcadiandelsol]

if you can't memorize your routine, you should wash cars instead.

[Dnize]

wow...

[blacksunshinys]

wtf he needs to read his stuff.

what a tard

[F33bs]

When I saw George Carlin in Vegas months ago, he was using a notepad to memorize his set..

Is he a tard too?

[bj07bran7]

he's like past 70 years when he did that standup..

[F33bs]

Comedians often test out new material they don't know well by reading off of a notebook or something.

[youbecame]

To be honest, while can only respect your nerve to try your WoW set, I do think its pretty poor :(

[tahounez1]

BOARING

[skers08]

well b4 i bounce out.....SPACEBAR!..lmao

[harvmiester1]

LOL!

Full speed into ragefire chasm with my two-handed longstaff!

[IamAtree000001]

hey im on moonrunner cept im alliance

[tijitsu]

Everyone that thinks this is like serious comon. he knows that no one understands, kinda the point. Its a joke sorta, and hes making some stuff up just so it flows and sound funny cause they dont know what hes talking about it works.

Great balls man for doing that!!!!

[TonyTinoT]

I agree it doesn't have to all be compeltely accurate to be funny

Rosacrutian is great heheh

[Galechan]

he cant pronounce ANYHTHING worth ANYTHING... elves cant be magi, and Im level 70 bitch =P Not funny. At all.

[paronoia]

wow level 70, u must be the best player in the world!

[hipnerotomahija]

what's this shit?

[Unexpect3D]

omg im so confused... do the people at his age (i think between 27-36 years) play world of warcraft??

!?@$3%?!@?3 .//?????

the jokes are not completly hillarious but, funny they are ... in some way... :P

[TonyTinoT]

Haha 3 minute cooldown

[Vinchene]

godawful...not remotely funny. whordies ARE the comedy, they are not meant to be failing at making it.

[sjadcock]

Dude, work on your material. It's hard enough to get up in font of bunch of people to perform comedy, but unless you're in front of a crowd of geeks (like my good self), nobody is gonna know what the fuck you're talking about, much less care. Oh, and to appease the anally retentive pricks on You Tube, I guess it can't hurt to get your facts straight and thus spare yourself from a flaming death.

[sjadcock]

Damn, rated down? Did someone take offence to the "anally retentive pricks" thing?

[Sheer360]

ghey

[Custerjames]

WoW this guy is an idiot, Dexterity? That is not even in wow.....hes not funny.......

[alonsonic]

there no dexterity xD this guy is crazy

[etherealessence]

i think he played D&D....

[mortenhen]

Its a enchant..lol, nabb O.o

[911Goofy]

Blood elves used to be alliance, they hated their crappy commander and left to follow Lady Vashj.

Lrn2Lore

[thirion1850]

initiating laughing sequence...

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ERROR unknown command: laughing to this not funny video

[thesheehanelbow]

okay.. that was retarded lol

[TexasRho83]

This is why he makes fun of WoW players...no fuckin sense of humor - get one ASAP bitches, I don't see your ass up there.

[synek9]

#bad

[fittsnor]

noob, lvl 35 xD

[Shmako1]

Frickin cool.

[gttctmbpp]

404 FUNNY NOT FOUND

[Sepheria]

qft

[beatindown]

ok yah this is crap, also looks like that guy didnt write that or play WoW , looks like a friend got him to do it, anyway some of the facts are wrong so meh!!

[lillberaa]

wow that really made me think, if hes only 34 and im 60 i most be a mega nerd, man this made me sad. fu!

[jacobszamonkey]

1) yes WoW is quite a gd game

2) you must lead a sad life...

[jddavidso]

Your a jerk for making this

[WoWwhenitshere]

this was real idiot their was a cell phone in one part and the ppl moved so stfu you lvl 1 noob

[jdbabyv3]

I think this might be fake, i mean look at the backround it looks like someone put up a sheet! and hes not funny at all (except for the lvl60 bitch thing lol) so its prolly friends fake laughing.

[percept1on]

this is gay.

[popeymike]

damn, this wasnt funny!

[InsaneTrix]

wow omg dorky much?

[wweecw1]

does shannon dority actually play WoW??!?!??!?!

[PopulationNone]

hahahah omfg thats funny! wait..no it isn't

[POKERAF]

His mom must think hes funny

[Rexzon91]

-.-