Kramer as a policeman

[jpmwolf91]

I love the !940's getup. Rofl. <3 Kramer forever and always :)

[MrSerpentish]

Kramer: Is your name Ray?

Ray: Yeah

Kramer: YEAH YOU'RE THE PUNK I'M LOOKING FOR!

[Antichrist2000]

Kramer is defiantly one of the most unique and best characters to ever be in a television show.

[adammusto8]

good...good...let's uh...keep it that way

[harrunostasj]

I don't need to watch the video to laugh at this scene, reading the comments here is enough to picture it in my head!

[claymakerrules]

Just make love to that wall pervert!

[PeaceVeggieeNate]

FREEZE MOTHA

[awesomeboyXIII]

Lmao .. awesome

[zufgh]

"MAKE LOVE TO THE WALL, PERVERT!

[Alejandro4891]

kramer=the ultimate troll

[girlie347]

@Alejandro4891 you're gay... trolling is nothing but the weak-spined way of losers telling eachother they're great, but the outsides world dismisses your kind as wimps

[Wooooo28]

and that is how i got my girlfriend 

[catapei]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL it just cracks me up!!!!!

[bocalex23]

Freeze, mama!!!

[joy5wilar]

0:26 L000000L ...

just make love to that wall pervert !!!

[BigKahunaShake]

i love how kramer told him he's wanted for murder and then let's him off with a warning.

[MarksAsianFriend]

FREEZE MAMA

[BYOSProductions]

My favorite episode. lol

[duditon1]

lol, "yeah i'm a cop, i'm a good cop, I'M A DAMN GOOD COP" i kept replaying that part

[Greenman25100]

11 people are making love to that wall

[gferis]

Kramer rules...

[ShUtInPuTiN]

burglary, grand arson, possession of stolen goods and murder, gets of with just a warning

[PheerTheReaper]

@ShUtInPuTiN he said grand larceny, not arson lol

[waseem9001]

the next day a huge lump came out of that wall

[futuredp]

Press 4, then 3.

Epic win.

[Greenlee07]

the 11 people who disliked this got interrogated by Kramer and got their statue stolen

[DrPoon]

That's some gangster shit.

[wojtuniakfrog]

I just did this to my neighbor and got a month in Jail.

[AnnoyingSwedishGuy]

this should totally have been made into a spinoff-show :P

Kramer P.I.

[lloplop]

@AnnoyingSwedishGuy omg yes!

[TiBuRiNn]

hahahha today is your lucky day junior..good keep it that way.

[richardwha]

So Putty never met Kramer? Or is this from some other show?

[daedralord1]

@richardwha thats not putty, he's jerrys cleaner that stole from him

[georgemcage21]

frezze mama

[MrBuch169169]

-Are you a cop?

-Yeah I'm a cop, I'm a good cop! I'M A DAMN GOOD COP!!!

[SaskueSucks]

just make love to that wall pervert, always got me and my dad laughing

[EldestSauce]

@SaskueSucks why? and doesn't it make you uncomfortable at all that you and your dad are together laughing at a guy who is a "pervert" being told to have sex with a wall?

[SaskueSucks]

@EldestSauce Kinda dirty thinking there arent you. Its a funny scene and a funny line. Kramers a funny cop.

[lloplop]

@EldestSauce wow what is wrong with you? your thinking is sick.

[EldestSauce]

@lloplop How? I described it accurately and there is nothing funny about it.

[lloplop]

@EldestSauce he said "make love to that wall" which OBVIOUSLY is not LITERAL. I honestly am not sure if u are serious or not. that comment you made is HIGHLY DISTURBING if u are serious and there is REALLY something wrong. That is probably the funniest line in the whole episode, it is just such a perfect **kramer detective** thing to say. It's hysterical. It seems most people have the same opinion as me as seinfeld is the 3rd most watched sitcom in US HISTORY. lots of kids n dads watching

[EldestSauce]

@lloplop I am serious. It's not funny and just uncomfortable.

[LordApocalyptica]

@EldestSauce If you don't find it funny then you probably shouldn't be watching seinfeld. Sure, it's not choc-full of sex jokes, but it does have its fair share.

[leafyutube]

@EldestSauce

If you don't think Seinfeld is funny, then you got brain damage.

[EldestSauce]

@leafyutube If you think this scene is funny then you must be a pedo

[leafyutube]

@EldestSauce

Doesn't matter what think. This show has been voted the most popular show of all time. In other words, more people see this show as better than any other. That in itself proves you're just a dummy.

[EldestSauce]

@leafyutube I don't care what TV Guide said. This scene is complete shit.

[wogacelli]

@EldestSauce Shit troll is shit.

[EldestSauce]

@wogacelli I'm serious you dumbass so of course the trolling would be shit.

[JohnLeeMD]

Kramer (as a cop) would make Mark Fuhrman look like Martin Luther King.

[Soccerlova63]

10 people are perverts and murders

[ssun8]

"good lets keep it that way" lmao

[hipolitomachado]

Like Alan from The Hangover would say... "CLASSIC"!!! hahahahahahahaha

[chrizles]

0:18 I SAID SPREAD EM!

[marrrrrrks]

ah hahahahaha

[tkotomy]

 -{- "Freeze MOTHER!!!" -}-

[26873547]

Kramer: Is your name Ray?

Ray: yeah

Kramer: *yells* your the punk i`m looking for.

[bbrettfa]

@BumbleX yeah



[RaptorRex89]

That guy looks like a young Will Ferrell.

[esalvatore111]

Detective Kramer...always on duty!

[darkgirl212]

I never get enough of this show..!!

Even if I've seen the same scene

I always lough about it ..!

Best show ever ..!

[steveabro1988]

Make love to the wall pervert lol

[steveabro1988]

Freeze mother!!

[Wiseguy453]

"Oh you're in big trouble son!"

0:20

XD

I love Kramer.

[retpally1234]

Look at that nigger-guy go.

[LOLUFAIL123]

I don't even know what your even talking about!

Good good lets uh keep it that way.

[StanleyKu]

Michael Richards is a genius!

[cs512tr]

this was a great scene.

[monk864]

and that is how i got my PS3

[Ahmed127]

all time funniest scienfeld moment - in my humble opinion

i have a confession to admit

i am no longer typing from my bathroom ...

[fatemawins]

FREEZE MAMMA!

[paulying10261985]

Freeze, mama! Shut up!

[alec00618]

Motherf !!!

[Raveneyes]

FREEEZE MOTHAAA

[biggles1111]

-Your name's Ray?

-Yeah!

-YEAHYOUTHEPUNKIMMALOOKINFOR!

[SharkAttackProd]

Freeze momma



[SaskueSucks]

lol just make love tto that wall pervert, had me and my dad crackin up

[TriggerJealousy]

Seinfeld is a beautifully written show

[magsstaff]

and..MURDER!!!!

[Ultimatecheezeburger]

I remember when I first watched this i couldn't stop laughing lol

[wolfacula]

Yeah you'r the punk I'm lookin for!

[bitchasswolfboy]

good good lets keep it that way LMAO

[TMGin87]

Just make love to that wall, pervert.

[tubenachos]

THE first time the real Kramer comes out!

[TomasUjhelyi]

"I don't even know what you're talking about!"

In normal tone voice "Good, let's uh keep it that way." ROFL!

[soulcalibur22]

FREEZE YA MOTHA!

[Alpito123]

it would be funny if he said: freeze motherfucker!

[night7729]

10 people made love to a wall

[Broadcaster092]

Just make love to that wall, pervert!

ROFL.

[boss180888]

FREEZE MOTHE...oh you're in trouble son XD

[themightycelestial]

"...you just make love to that wall, pervert."

[GlavTech]

I really should try this...XD



[MrBlueBerry4201]

@GlavTech Wouldn't that be epic to walk into some guys house dressed as a 90s cop lol...

try it hahaXD

[myouounoanji]

Simply excellent acting by Michael Richards!

One of my favourite Seinfeld moments. Thanks for uploading!

[UPMXIV]

ya, uh lets keep it that way.. ahahahah

[mkelly2791]

i think you have me confused with somebody else

(calmly) is your name ray?

yeah

YEAH UR THE PUNK IM LOOKIN FOR!!!! lmaooo

[CONDLAUR]

Good, good... lets keep it that way...

[jgrew030]

Which episode was this? I still feel like I have missed a lot of great episodes.

[tiaxanderson]

@jgrew030 It says on the screen "The Statue Seinfeld Season 2" A quick google tells you it's the 11th episode or 6th of season 2.

You know wikipedia usually has a list of episodes and seasons?

[METALMAN4Wii]

This almost makes up for the Hundreds of dollars in food Kramer ate from Jerry's apartment over the years almost......?

[randomking333]

FREEZE MAMBA!

[angeltosome]

FREEZE, MAMA!

[biggles1111]

FREEZE MOTHA!

[catolog96]

If THAT was a warning...i'm scared of what he really would have done!

[nittany272]

10 people aren't damned good cops! :D

[leafyutube]

This actually pays homage to Popeye Doyle in "The French Connection".

[slimjamie1991]

@leafyutube really what part? I only saw that movie once.

[leafyutube]

@slimjamie1991

Not a "part". I mean the character.

[ziccoo123]

wow. kramer announced his presence before coming in the door????

[jprenderg]

YEAH YOU'RE THE PUNK I'M LOOKIN' FOR!!

[bluediver2]

Police open up that kramer was good

[nanfolio]

@Exne oh thanks haha

[soprano25]

Just make love to that wall pervert

[nanfolio]

which season & episode?

[Exne]

@nanfolio actually paying attention to the video fail :03

[1358608]

kramer looks funny in that outfit

[sharktrinity]

You're in Big Trouble son. Burglary, Grand Larsony, Possession of Stolen Goods,.... AN..AND MURDER. 

[hanoc101]

@sharktrinity It's funnier because he say's he gonna let him off with a warning - for murder. LOL

[pieisgood13]

Kramer is awesome

[Nenshite]

8 people missed the "like button" :D

[danthedream01]

@Nenshite 1 dislike was me because i literally missed the like button :|

[Nenshite]

@danthedream01 I'm very sorry to hear that. :(

[pieisgood13]

@danthedream01 be ashamed of yourself

[tubenachos]

This scene is where Kramer was born.

[huynh2er]

"I SAID, SPREAD THEM!"

hahaha

[abeedakbar]

Kramer got to 7 people

[IrelandForever11]

what 7 assholes clicked dislike???

[gaeira]

- "I don't even know what you're talking about"

- "Good, let's keep it that way."

Haha.

[RareNoiseUploads]

I love that you can hear Jerry Seinfeld laughing in thebackground!

[DeathFromAbove1985]

@RareNoiseUploads i thought i recognized a few chuckles there

[ACDCoverdose]

and...AND MURDER!

[bortous]

LOL

[F0URplusF0UR]

I need 7 bullets

[fottballplayer54]

"FREEZE MAMA" PISSING IN MY PANTS

[bludluva]

i wanna hang out w/ kramer-just for one day

[mt901k]

still love that Kramer

[davidmelnick]

LMAO cryng!! -;)

[Alexaklr]

"Just make love to that wall, pervert." This is so funny!!!! hahahahahaha Thanks so much.

[ZXReaperZX]

That was awesome xD

[TheoneandonlyGTA]

and MURDER!

...

I'm gonna let you off with a warning! LOL

[Impact2009BV]

good, good, let's keep it that way...

[italstallion06]

good good, lets uh keep it that way!

[brandon672008]

hahahaha this is my favorite kramer moment in the entire series by far. who else agrees?

[egdqv13234]

LMAO ''FREEZ MNOTHA!''

[austix1997]

is your name ray?

yeah

YEAH YOUR THE PUNK IM LOOKING FOR!!!

[dfbhcf]

YEAH YOU'RE THE PUNK I'M LOOKING FOR!

[carldavid1887]

What i like most of this episode is, that Kramer somehow got his hands on this hat in the beginning (i think). It makes him look as a Detective, and fittingly, he impersonates one at the end of the episode :D

[scarryterry]

@carldavid1887 That's what I love about the show. It would take these seemingly insignificant plot details and by end of the episode they would all come together and form the punchline.

[thatsMrSmileytoyou]

"and, AND MURDER"

[AnotherSchmoe]

"... AND MURDER!!" LOL

[abeedakbar]

@AnotherSchmoe  lets him off with a warning

[MrDanielFss]

''just make love to that wall pervert!!'' Haha

[shamrock118]

so did he actually steal it? or was it a coincidence?

[eyecontactleadsto]

"I think you have me confused with somebody else"

"Is your name Ray?"

"Yeah"

"YEAH, YOU'RE THE PUNK I'M LOOKING FOR!"

hilarious

[Gambino199]

piece of shit statue thief, him and his bitch girlfriend rava! she's from finland!

[Archedgar]

Brilliant writing + excellent acting = Much Lol.

TV these days is complete trash but watching this reminds me of a time when it wasn't.

FREEZE MOMMA!

MURDER!

lol.

[saaaaaaaao]

::: just make love to that wall perv :::

lmfao

[KramericaIndustries2]

The K-Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kdorthom]

LOL....classic

[LMcL17]

love how he almost knocks the lamp down on his way out

[leafyutube]

He's suspected of murder, yet Kramer let's him off with warning. Haha!

[dlightman1978]

"today's your lucky day cause I'm letting you off with a warning"

and he's charged for MURDER ??

hahahaha

[rcpedersen01]

I love that he's gonna let him off with a warning...for murder.

[KennethKaniffFromCT]

-I think you have me confused with somebody else.

-Your name Ray?

-Yeah

-YEAH YOU'RE THE PUNK I'M LOOKING FOR!!!!

[thadea]

I dont know what you're talking about

...good good...lets keep it that way.

[xese4lifex]

"Just make love to that wall, pervert." ROFLMAO!

[punwin]

Trilby suits Kramer well

[drzfynest65]

-I think you have me confused with somebody else!

-Is your name Ray?

-Yeah..

-YEAH YOU'RE THE PUNK I'M LOOKING FOR!!

hahaha

[k0edyo]

make love to that wall, pervert. lmfao!

[hotcarl84]

I wish cops still dressed like this

[bobzilla211]

just make love to that wall, pervert!

[philip1123]

Kramer was awesome to save the day on this one... Too bad the statue got broken afterwards though..