Peter Kay says he'll remake Die Hard - Friday Night with Jonathan Ross - BBC One

[freebird2307]

no you are not...

[1Thompsonmusic]

He's saying 'I'm going to remake die hard', and looking at the audience as if he's said something hysterical. Jeremy Clarkson pretending to laugh back stage. CRINGE!!!!!

[1Thompsonmusic]

Ross is funnier. He can't even ad lib to Ross's humour! Ross looks bored to death.

[1Thompsonmusic]

Comedians where telling much funnier and better crafted jokes 30 years ago. This is painful to watch!

[MORGAN1992FREEM4N]

@1Thompsonmusic no its not at all peters comedy is funny because everyone outside of london and kent can relate to what he's saying, for example his jokes are more observations about the past and present and his clear memory of the good ol' days etc. its funny because its happened to most of us.

[jaffa17]

I'd pay good money to see that!!

[tartandaddy]

Yawn

[xxluwayxx]

Im still waiting peter

[Dennispkz]

Die fat

[MrSaagar786]

plz peter kay make this

[xxalisonleaxx]

somebody pleaaasee upload the whole thing!

[MegaGum1]

"Whats the future of Peter Kay Hole?"

[McWigan]

@MegaGum1 "What does the future of Peter Kay hold?"

[rack1114]

@MinorHeadstorm alright calm down English isnt my first language

[mgfnfgf]

die well ard

[MrWarrenLO]

I'd pay to watch that. lol

[MrsGreenDay123]

1:08 "alright love laugh it off'

hahahaha LOVE Peter Kay

[SXPandaPwnage]

Peter Kay Yay Motherfucker

[sammyboy761]

can't wait 4 that film

[PARTICLEZXz]

die well ard

[PrecisionHD]

Peter Kay <3

[CrazyBoomBooom]

i want him to make this film sooo much!

[supersesqui]

This fat bastard is about as funny as a kid being knocked over in a Tesco carpark on a wet tuesday afternoon in scunthorp !!

[Guest1001]

@supersesqui So ... very funny then?

[supersesqui]

@Guest1001

Depends on your warped sense of humour ?..lol

But to me he is a pointless waste of space.........even the die hard joke was not crafted properly.

He should have said it was being remade in Swansea down a mine and would be called Dai' well hard !

But that needs a comedian to do that.

[RulanIndustries]

your comedic taste is evidently very sophisticated.

[supersesqui]

@RulanIndustries

What a concise, insightful and welcome complimentary comment from a young guy.

[tttt12564]

what i want to know is... has he made this yet? :D

[86mattjones]

love his expression at 0:23

[creadishcread]

hack humour. "Fat bloke in action film lol random!" and then he arses up the punchline, which isn't even funny. Terrible terrible stuff.

[1Thompsonmusic]

Fat arrogant streak of misery. Bernard Manning is infinitely funnier than Kay will ever be.

[nightfox215]

@1Thompsonmusic fuck you

[SheffieldUK1984]

@1Thompsonmusic ahhaha cluless wanker

[abdulabz123]

YIPEE-KAY-YAY MUDAFUKER

[tintedgoggles]

He makes me laugh so much xD even when I don't know what he's on about.

[Stardustinmyhair]

oh dear EMBARRESING PETER KAY IS JUST SHITE XXXX

[KingDiamondHead]

@Stardustinmyhair

You realise that this is a joke?

[woodpigeon66]

I LOVE the greenroom shot at 0:16 :D

[MrWesleySniper]

Laurence 'Don't call me Larry' Fishburne and Jeremy Clarkson in the same room laughing at Peter Kay, I can't think of anything more surreal!

[shockingdiscovery]

die well'ard - i wood watch that!!

[RawStreams]

@shockingdiscovery wood you? i woodnt

[shockingdiscovery]

@RawStreams its peter kay it wood be brilliant!

[RawStreams]

@shockingdiscovery I THOUGHT IT WOOD AT FIRST NOW I DONT THINK IT WOOD BE SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

WOOD HE PLAY THE PART BETTER THAN BRUCE WILLIS I WOODNT THINK SO.WOOD YOU?

[rack1114]

@RawStreams WHATS WITH THE CAPITOLS?

[RawStreams]

@rack1114 CAPS LOCK BROKE.I HAVE TOO SHOUT AT EVERYONE.

[TREMAINE182]

@RawStreams learn to spell. it's 'would', not 'wood' - did you not attend primary school?

[RawStreams]

@TREMAINE182

damn you are a simple one arent ya

i was taking the piss out of him theres the door

gtfo

[TREMAINE182]

@RawStreams then you need to grow up if you get your kicks out of trash talking on youtube, if you're going to do it you could at least spell properly.

[RawStreams]

@TREMAINE182 SAYS THE GUY WHO IS SO PASSIONATE ABOUT CORRECT SPELLING ON THE INTERNET

[TREMAINE182]

@RawStreams -All I did was point out how hilarious it was that someone giving it over a youtube comment can't even spell such a simple word, and now your getting in a hissy fit about it, more of a reason to grow up.

[RawStreams]

@TREMAINE182 just digging.......

leave it at that mr simpleton

[RawStreams]

@TREMAINE182 you have just been indirectly yrolled

[RawStreams]

@RawStreams trolled even

[MinorHeadstorm]

@RawStreams lmao, i hope this is sarcasm or i'm going to hang myself.

[howtoandwhatifs]

i have to transcript this for english homework -_-

[Rickyandme1]

@donald6899 sorry i didn't know that you were a succesful writer and stand up comedian.

[Xtremeski123]

Alot funnier than you donald duck !!!

[Donald6899]

OMG!! TWO TWATS TOGETHER. THE TWAT ON THE LEFT IS NOT FUNNY. HOW THE HELL DID HE COME TO BE ON TV?

[LightninLew]

@Donald6899 the caps lock button is the one with the arrow pointing to it on your left

[HSeLiTe]

thumbs up for die well hard

[JimmyGuitarist]

I love his style of dry humour. It's different to other dry humourists.

[shouryuken]

i'd love this guy to make die hard man i so want him to make it he's gonna make it kick ass., heck i'll do it with im. man he's idea seems brilliant.

[SilverHammock]

"I'm goin' on too'er"

Man Peter Kay is great. PS - Bring back the Jonathan Ross show... what else are we supposed to watch every friday night?

[The6thSimpson]

I miss this show.

[kaleluk31]

he should do a send up of die hard yeah

[sampicko]

Look at Ross initially trying to hold back the laughs, until he eventually gives in XD

[discombobulator97]

die ard!!

[JBrads91]

Peter Kay is a god!!! Haha

[CaptainKubla]

WELL ARD!!!

Loooool.

[Weeble68]

He can remake die hard 4, that was tripe!

[hollyrogs]

his face 0:23ish made me LOL

[BillandBenRgangstas]

MAKE IT.

[TheNumba9]

shoot t'glass

[tcb76]

hope he does make it that would be so funny

[RazzaBeeDaSilva]

i want the whole interview :|

[sy270594]

die well ard will be releast on the 31st october 2010

[Doomsday2060]

Hahaha yeah he should go back on Jonathan Ross.

OH HE CAN'T BECAUSE THEY BLOODY AXED IT.

[LukeRoby1994]

its diet not die hard

[xIRWINBx]

@LukeRoby1994 nt funny peter kay is funny, and made alot more money than u waaaaaay

[Username2711]

Blokes a knob............

[ps3sucksassballs]

Love how he looks at the audience with utter contempt when they laugh haha

[LizzyS186]

as daft as this film sounds it would be really good , this film needs to be made it would be bigger than hot fuzz ect, this film needs to be made!!!!!!!!!!!! manchester airport lol , alan rickman returns , peter kay first big screen adventure with a gun die hard piss take " thats a good 90 minutes id say , this film needs to be made lmao!

[Rhosnesni]

I didn't think Laurence would understand Peter Kay's accent

[bfdhvcnvvbjdn]

Sounds like Paul Blart: Mall Cop

[YidArmy95]

@bfdhvcnvvbjdn No it doesn't because that's not funny whereas this is. This is propor humour, not shitty american "humor".

[LiamThompson94]

@YidArmy95  Good lad, soo true

[moshpotpaul]

@YidArmy95 This ain't British humour. This is Bolton humour, which is really not very popular in most other places of England let alone the UK.

[YidArmy95]

@moshpotpaul Oh right that'll be why he's one of the most successful comedians in England. Maybe you should judge who's funny or not, because you clearly have a good idea of humour, especially British humour.

[RelativeBadger]

@YidArmy95 WAS funny - NOW struggling

[ajrallen1608]

@moshpotpaul U dont know what you're talking about.

[yurismir1]

@YidArmy95 I think "proper" is the word your looking for, you worthless twat. Do you have a spell checker?

[YidArmy95]

@yurismir1 fuck me, touched a nerve? I understand your theory that I'm a 'worthless twat' though because I spelt a word wrong. While on the subject of being grammatically correct it should technically be 'spelling' checker, but even that doesn't work as there is no such thing as a checker. I don't suppose you're American, because if you aren't then I don't really understand why you've taken the bait...

[YidArmy95]

@GtBritain I don't think they do. Not sure why your comment got removed.

[tommylaks]

"woohoo.. Just like the fuckin Falklands eh slick."

" I was in Junior school knobhead!"

[joshmtheblade]

Die well hard !!!

[MonkeySpank100]

Laurence Fishburne is pissing himself laughing in the back XD

[daveyboy7hi]

peter kay is the best comic in the world

[mandolaman12]

That would be the best film ever.

[NightShiftCG]

this made me laugh so hard when i saw it. I would be great if it actually happens.

[strangemutt]

die'ard

[FunkChicks08]

i feel so proud to of come from his home town and gone to the same school as him.

[strangemutt]

@FunkChicks08 see any nuns?

[FunkChicks08]

No, there was none there when i was there haha

[kevin1996coll]

unfunny bastard

[jaxkesa]

Welcome t'party pal!

[SankaIsAlive]

All hail the great Sir Peter Kay

[eddy187]

I think it would be brilliant. Scene by scene remake. Is he serious though?

[timewillprove]

Peter Kay is the funniest man EVER!

[joshb2410]

why would he remake die hard? come on!

[tomnpeople]

lol its a spoof like scary movie =p

[tintedgoggles]

He's so funny! xD

[GreySkies15]

My boyfriend and I were pissing ourselves laughing, we haven't seen any of his live stuff. Hilarious man!

[haltoner]

what exactly am i missing? all i see is a big lard ball in a shit suit.

[wardy991]

all we are reading is a load of bull shit

[holorami]

Sooo funny, be great if he did remake Die Hard though, imagine that!!

[JPYear5000]

Peter Kay is the funniest man on earth. Lee Evans just isn't funny.

[haltoner]

god what a smug, fat prick. nonsense, you'll be telling me wigan's in greater manchester next, whatever next?

[marroblex]

are you for real............you miss the whole thing with him.............your taste is up you arse

[drape76]

lol ur the prick

[NathanVernon]

funny as

[YouKnowWhereThisEnds]

Ross' constant insincerity in his body language makes him difficult to watch.

[haltoner]

change the record you fat cunt. youre an embarrassment to lancastrians

[ThisIsRickyGervais]

Lancastrians? Dont worry, no one's ever heard of any...

[DisturbedAidan2]

Even though Bolton is now apart of greater manchester, not lancashire...

[ironman2008vichy]

peter classic kay , same old shit from johnathan woss

[lilalcoholicbreck]

He's a bit... seen it once, bored now.

the novelty has worn off.

[ThisIsRickyGervais]

No one beats Ricky Gervais.

[lilalcoholicbreck]

Apart from Frankie Boyle my man!

Otherwise, i couldn't agree more!

[Guest1001]

Everyone beats Ricky Gervais. It's just a shame it's not literally.

[discombobulator97]

@ThisIsRickyGervais every single person that ever existed beats ricky gervais he is a twat

[maxpaynekat]

@ThisIsRickyGervais i agree

[markybeardmore]

bloody hell, hes gotten bigger

[ThisIsRickyGervais]

...He always getting bigger.

[bringmemybow]

why was peter kay not on the front of the iplayer picture.... why the fuck! who would put Fishburn or whatever his name before flipping Peter Kay... i mean Matrix or Phoenix nights... i think i know which i prefer.

[YouKnowWhereThisEnds]

Then you must be a banal idiot.

[bringmemybow]

or just ironic, who knows...

[TheDrew92]

FUCKING hilarious

[ftpb1]

yeah!!

fuck the police

[PRICHMOT]

pisser

[nicknickrobinson86]

moron

[mrfun4]

Was i talking to you? :|

[beefytubes123]

i would love to be in that film bet it would be a reyt laugh

[Leesafc]

Watching this made me slightly depressed.

[09hysteria]

he's a fat cunt who's not even funny.

[singo800]

aha :D peter kay is so funny

die well hard sounds so funny but it shouldnt be same script :S

[DisturbedAidan2]

...but you're british, so ...the fuck?

[maggotmaggie]

ohh come on at least give a reason

[andrewdavies4]

No its not you twat!

Its die well hard!!

[mrfun4]

We hate you, so fuck off.

[zeb120]

yeah we hate u too ou cockney bastards

y

[stefanboro]

He obviously says "Die well hard". I can't understand why people would be confused.

[Rhosnesni]

Peter Kay is my absolute idol, I tried to buy tickets for his "The Tour That Doesn't Tour" tour but guttingly I was too late :(

[Neonmindset]

Comedy for retards.

[Zer0nite]

Sophisticated snob wanna-be alert.

[ironman2008vichy]

classic Peter Kay

[iluvmuse]

Is it just me, or does he say "Die Well Hard", not "Die Me Hard"?

[UKNMajor]

its die well hard

[yesrana]

he says die well hard

[afthefragile]

I so can't wait to watch Peter Kay's Die me Hard!!!!!!!!!!

[wicklekell]

this interview was soooo funny..i was literallycrying watching it :D

[DCTheGuitarist]

God I wish this was true.

Peter Kay is the funniest person on earth

[HiredGunz]

@DCTheGuitarist no he ain't

[DCTheGuitarist]

@HiredGunz

Yes he is

[wwfanno99]

Wonder what Bruce Willis has to say about this.

[leonado2]

Make it Peter! Make it!

[bethluvincelebs]

0:45 Omg Peter Kay Is HILARIOUS! "See Ive Not Told Anyone and youre Pi**ing Yourselves Laughing !" Esshhhh! IM IN STITCHESS!! THIS VID ISS SOO FAVEDD !!

[bonandnik]

Always has me in stitches and it's great to have him back. Praying he plays Sheffield. Best Jonathan Ross i've seen for a while x

[Tennantgirl15]

it set in manchester that where i live I can't wait for that

[w00tsville]

its a dump.

[jasonscommunity]

legnded is back woooooo peter kay

[DJVideoMusic]

It was a poor show last night... I don't know if it was because I was tired, yet, the guests, Jonathan and the jokes just weren't funny or entertaining. I hate all these activities and games they play, most people just want to see interviews!!!!!!

[JStinger1234]

agreed on the games they play, its cringing....whats Ross thinking?!