@Dalton22490 you and the 42 people dont understand. the "Imperial Emperor Worshiping Astartes" Are realy Chaos Spys in disguise dude. aparently im the only person who sees this?
at 0:57, the second Ork boyz unit called a WAAGH! and rolled a one. In the Ork codex, it says that if the boyz roll a one for thier WAAGH! movement, they take one wound as they start fighting before they get there. But great game any way! :)
BAH Wretched astartes apes the power of chaos shall force them to their knees and decapitate them...KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN....BLOOD BLAST AND FIRE
anyone out there want to help me with my black templar army? i had it when i was 13 ( now 21) i'm just getting back into it but i'm alittle behind and i don't know how to build an army now, if anyone has any pointers please contact me!
@gmorl the thing with ork is they have to get the charge if they dont get the charge their screwed, kroot are decent in combat but if u dont have kroot hounds (need the initiative 5 to stike first) then ur most likely just going to stike at the same time and kroot are not very tought so they will die. If u dont mind me asking what do u run in your army.
i love killing terrain ! and datton2249 is right Mini-WarGamer Dave you lost because you served with the Imperial Dogs and Filthy Green Skins killed Deffy!
Death to the Empire, Blood For The Blood God! and all that.
it would be expensive but it might be scary having like say in apoc 5000 points of the legion of the damed. like "oh hey nobody is here" and then second turn "oh sh@"
i must never allow people to get away with this. TYRANIDS (TYRAN) the planet they are named after, hive TYRANT (thier leader)...... TY = TIE pronounced TIE RAN IDS
phew....sorry, i just have to right that injustice
@GearsOfWarGod345 actually, to be picky, they are pronounced as TEERanids. But then again, the jokes on me as i was one of the people who pronounced it TIEranids
Waaagh is Orkish for War. Imagine a cokney sounding Ork saying WAR! It sounds like WAH! Or Waagh. The gh is silent, like though. Unless you say Thowg.
Hello miniwargaming I was wondering what mini figrue I should have to tell what to do for Tau like Dave with Deffy sorry if I didn't have commas in the write place
Blessed legions of Chaos allying with the filthy imperial emperor-worshiping Astartes dogs? Such blasphemy brings great dishonor to your chapter. Your whole legion should sacrifice themselves immediatly and pray for the rending of their souls and the drinking of their blood by the blood god! May an eternity of torment await YOU, brother.
@dalton22490 the guys who blaspheme as a matter of course probably wouldn't call any of their legions "blessed". they'd prolly take "cursed" as a compliment.
@dalton22490 TRAITOROUS CUR!! Your legion shall be crushed on destroyed by the righteous crusade of the emperor’s crusade of light. Your blasphemous heroes shall be maimed and slaughtered by the drove. Your souls shall be torn apart a thousand times just to watch you SUFFER.
I think it was 3-2 - to the tau nids n orks. They had the 3 objectives, cleaverly cornered off by the fire warriors. Joe n CO had 1 objective but it was thier "vital stratergy objective" so counts as 2.
In America its said Whaag, in Britain its Waaaaa. Such is the cockney pronunciation of the word War and the british propensity for dropping the last consonant of a word. ie, Water vs. Whoata
I learned it as a "wog" sound, and anything else sounds funny to me... just as I learned it as "O-tarck" so that's the way I say it... GW should really put out some phonetic spelling of their words.
there is nothing cockney about it, the g at the end of waaagh is silent as with through. Can I point out that both 40k and the English language were created in England.
@beatlesinnirvana everything you said is tru exept the english language.. most of the english us was from english uk but it took from many other languages as well thats why its also called the "international language" by some
to much of the same armies againts eachother and its kindof cunfusing... space marines and chaos dont mix :P thats wat brought the horus heresy remember?
omg Tau not only got mentioned but complimented. Dave must be off grumbling somewhere.
articulategrunt1 1 week ago
CHAOS WILL BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!
iloveME00011 4 weeks ago
orks vs orks? nev seen that before.
theevil090 1 month ago
He he he bye bye Orc warboss and ur big fat 1
For the greater good
minotar85 2 months ago
0:52 lol "they got a five..." "they're running quite a bit"
0:57 "one" "not so much.."
0:58 ;} "these guys are pulling up their pants" XD
ChaosMugetsu 2 months ago
Chaos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrSimjam 3 months ago
I love these guys battle reports
RandomGuyOfStuff 3 months ago
The Hammerhead really does smack it's firepower into the enemy. That's why I love the Hammerhead and fight for the greater good.
RobotsGreatWar2 4 months ago
@RobotsGreatWar2 May god help the tau in assault xD
NeptuneGuy78 2 months ago
what was up with that vortex grenade?they said it was made by a weird boy but looking in their codex it says nothing about one
watchamacarcess 5 months ago
@watchamacarcess apocalypse rules ;)
TheMattysamson 3 months ago
SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK LONG LIVE THE BLOOD GOD ! DOWN WITH THE FALSE AND CORRUPT EMPEROR !
kiclops 6 months ago
@Dalton22490 you and the 42 people dont understand. the "Imperial Emperor Worshiping Astartes" Are realy Chaos Spys in disguise dude. aparently im the only person who sees this?
ThakoManic 6 months ago
at 0:57, the second Ork boyz unit called a WAAGH! and rolled a one. In the Ork codex, it says that if the boyz roll a one for thier WAAGH! movement, they take one wound as they start fighting before they get there. But great game any way! :)
TheUnforgiven206 6 months ago
good game you guys.
DeathKnightGaming 7 months ago
I love the White Hoodie that guy has the one with the chaos signs OwO
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I also already have a Templar army put together (points and tactics wise) still need to paint and put together LR tho
I can help if u got q's
Email at renegades636@gmail.com
stupidcowboyz 7 months ago
BAH Wretched astartes apes the power of chaos shall force them to their knees and decapitate them...KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIM BURN....BLOOD BLAST AND FIRE
yougotmyshirt 7 months ago
anyone know who won?
csgas17 8 months ago
@csgas17
My nan won
doritosjames 8 months ago
anyone out there want to help me with my black templar army? i had it when i was 13 ( now 21) i'm just getting back into it but i'm alittle behind and i don't know how to build an army now, if anyone has any pointers please contact me!
sutton123454 8 months ago
how to order figures from your site
sumfan231 9 months ago
sorry but epic fail on the combat with the orks and tau if u tie combat with tau with like 25 orks u need to stop playing or get new dice
khornne898 9 months ago
@khornne898 i dunno man kroot are pretty decent in close combat thats why i have two 20 kroot squads
gmorl 3 months ago
@gmorl the thing with ork is they have to get the charge if they dont get the charge their screwed, kroot are decent in combat but if u dont have kroot hounds (need the initiative 5 to stike first) then ur most likely just going to stike at the same time and kroot are not very tought so they will die. If u dont mind me asking what do u run in your army.
khornne898 3 months ago
@theHADMEISTER Yeah, Games Workshop is based in England
intelligentignorance 11 months ago
i love killing terrain ! and datton2249 is right Mini-WarGamer Dave you lost because you served with the Imperial Dogs and Filthy Green Skins killed Deffy!
Death to the Empire, Blood For The Blood God! and all that.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Stingray42285 1 year ago
Two things I thought when watching this:
1. I have barely any idea what's going on here.
2. There are SO many models on the table! All I have is the battle for macragge set and a box of a sniper squad.
zaldude 1 year ago
DEATH PILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zimmermann222 1 year ago
Tripped and hit their teeth on the back of the truck you say? Preposterous!
gameinator 1 year ago
you have not painted your units
Mrcocoaman2 1 year ago
Its pronouned "Waaaaaaa!" da G is silent, Any propa Ork knows dat!
ShaunCarlin 1 year ago
who won?
InquisitorSephiroth 1 year ago
lol his ork are blending into the road :P most of my models would blend in with the road too. i cant paint >.<
jonmiller308 1 year ago
that guy reminds me of Aziz Ansari
MajorLeagueDoorKickr 1 year ago
get a higher quality camera
anon634 1 year ago
@beatlesinnirvana england all the way
KINGXxGRIMREAPER 1 year ago
6:10 watch out for the giant water bottle soldiers!
And that city area is godly, do you buy the buildings or are they custom made?
TheJedditytv 1 year ago
I wish i could come to welland but i live in Oakville PLEASE OPEN A MINIWARGAMING STORE DOWN HERE!!!!!!
bannanaboy8 1 year ago
it would be expensive but it might be scary having like say in apoc 5000 points of the legion of the damed. like "oh hey nobody is here" and then second turn "oh sh@"
killsshot 1 year ago
you can also try to paint your figs
Henk288 1 year ago
DEFFY!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brazothegr8 1 year ago
these guys make me jealous of canada
EmoHedHunter 1 year ago
@EmoHedHunter
GO CANADA
bannanaboy8 1 year ago
the problem about an apocalypse battle report is that you can't show details, just a short overview and it's still 20 min long
and the point of battle reports is to learn about tactics, isn't it?
i liked the orks vs tyranids batrep more bec it shows exactly the details and tactics the players used and you really can get more out of that
but still interesting vid
188Katana188 1 year ago
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therockbottom4561 1 year ago
lol the beginning " WARHAMMER 40K APOCALYPSE BATTLE REPORT.
ORKS, TYRANIDS & TAU
VS
ORKS, SPACE MARINES & CHAOS SPACE MARINES ( yh it's kinda weird)"
benny4liverpool 1 year ago
who hat won the battle now???
Nuadhu255 1 year ago
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300spartanmoms 1 year ago
1:35 looks like some terminators got ran over
spectra747 1 year ago
cake!!!!
teehee23able 1 year ago
i must never allow people to get away with this. TYRANIDS (TYRAN) the planet they are named after, hive TYRANT (thier leader)...... TY = TIE pronounced TIE RAN IDS
phew....sorry, i just have to right that injustice
14SKULL88 1 year ago
@14SKULL88 there pronounced like TERranids as it is said in dawn of war 2 and how everyone who plays warhammer 40k pronounces it exept for you
GearsOfWarGod345 1 year ago
@GearsOfWarGod345 actually, to be picky, they are pronounced as TEERanids. But then again, the jokes on me as i was one of the people who pronounced it TIEranids
benny4liverpool 1 year ago
thats the biggest dead pile ive ever seen its more than when they made human walls on 300 the movie
maskotx11killa 1 year ago
hahaha awesome introduction, that was great.
gman1225 1 year ago
that was fun to watch.
tulsatrash 1 year ago
Joe is ashamed
SGARonin 1 year ago
6:45 epic fail xD
Occhiodiargento 1 year ago
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!
gamerman909 1 year ago
Let blood be spilt for the Blood GOD (Chaos space marines RULE!!)
Toturialsandgameplay 1 year ago
ork go booboo
myhres2000 1 year ago
the tyranid guy is a little full of himself
zeratti 1 year ago
brill game...lol R.I.P building and bridge =D
DRAGLORD11 1 year ago
Do you guys know how sick it makes me to see people pick up painted miniatures like that? Please don't do it again.
Harbaugh87 1 year ago
@Harbaugh87 do you know how sick it makes me to see your comment? Please don't do it again.
MrVaulty 1 year ago
nice! can I have a job with u gitz?
StarwarsGeek10 1 year ago
space marines!!!!
boabstewart 1 year ago
2:30 Orks fail big time!
cjholly91 1 year ago
Awesome cityscape!
JavlinVII 1 year ago
Very good game and cool video. I wish the camera moved a little bit slower so I could see more detail but great stuff.
Trencher1375 1 year ago
Waaagh is Orkish for War. Imagine a cokney sounding Ork saying WAR! It sounds like WAH! Or Waagh. The gh is silent, like though. Unless you say Thowg.
pixleyes 1 year ago
WE GONNA HAVE OURSELVES A WAAAGHHH!!!
icyrazor 1 year ago
i am relly loveing your id i fact i will sub to eney one who likes warhammer 40k
wwejoe100 1 year ago
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tazloc1998 1 year ago
Hello miniwargaming I was wondering what mini figrue I should have to tell what to do for Tau like Dave with Deffy sorry if I didn't have commas in the write place
tazloc1998 1 year ago
love the board it was like wow dude and also like the fact that orks got knocked out lol. da boyz wern't ther
bromrom17 1 year ago
Blessed legions of Chaos allying with the filthy imperial emperor-worshiping Astartes dogs? Such blasphemy brings great dishonor to your chapter. Your whole legion should sacrifice themselves immediatly and pray for the rending of their souls and the drinking of their blood by the blood god! May an eternity of torment await YOU, brother.
dalton22490 1 year ago 44
@dalton22490 the guys who blaspheme as a matter of course probably wouldn't call any of their legions "blessed". they'd prolly take "cursed" as a compliment.
m385a1 1 year ago
chaos blessed lol
godoftech 1 year ago
@dalton22490 nonsence they where but following the way of change and converting the loyalist to the 8folded way of Chaos.
BLOODKINGbro 1 year ago
@dalton22490 TRAITOROUS CUR!! Your legion shall be crushed on destroyed by the righteous crusade of the emperor’s crusade of light. Your blasphemous heroes shall be maimed and slaughtered by the drove. Your souls shall be torn apart a thousand times just to watch you SUFFER.
kill23451 1 year ago 2
@dalton22490 its just a GAME you ultra fanboy
Joepaddockvs300 1 year ago
@dalton22490 agreed fellow chaos commander. DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!!!
SuperJohnthebomb 1 year ago
@dalton22490 sadly you have warbrands not chapters ;P chapters are for us fellow space marines not consumed with corruption
padaliny 6 months ago
@dalton22490 FOR THE WOLVE TIME!!!
Kaern15 5 months ago
wow you guys are intense in this game
warhammerdude333 1 year ago
finally i have time to watch this awesome video
HandleyHalifax 1 year ago
nice :P
Pandapowerd 1 year ago
Isn't Heroin a German product......then pass to the allies after the 2nd World War.
SouthCoastJam 1 year ago
3000th view!
ShoelaceInc 1 year ago
those suits look AMAZING!!! it would be cool to get some close up shots of them
AHAHAHA!!! Tau tied CC with orks >:D
Warpetrie 1 year ago
joe forgot to screm waaaaaaaagh
ryguy5414 1 year ago
hey whats the best way to keep the metal parts on the grey knights?
donavan2222 1 year ago
the tau guns, once again, kicked some serious ass
1991NickC 1 year ago
Orks tie combat with Tau? EPIC FAIL
Sasukefan1230 1 year ago
deffy died? nnnnnooooooooooo
markos1388 1 year ago
Love TAU and MWG
Anders6013 1 year ago
Deffy died muhahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
nineralpha 1 year ago
8:27 .. Is that just a random lash-whip laying around?
TyranidsBJ 1 year ago
Who the hell won?
Jensoffer 1 year ago
I think it was 3-2 - to the tau nids n orks. They had the 3 objectives, cleaverly cornered off by the fire warriors. Joe n CO had 1 objective but it was thier "vital stratergy objective" so counts as 2.
I think thats right - was a little confused to :)
Aneurysm870 1 year ago
what's that at 4:20 ?
MegaPandaDude 1 year ago
land raider gone dead
HarishFyre 1 year ago
@HarishFyre
In one battle, my Crusader, an Dreadnought got destoryed, and my devastators ran of the board when they failed morale :)
jamohanleva 1 year ago
just epic man I love that..I will be doing a battle report myself...on Wednesday..
Malivictus 1 year ago
Sweet
kartoffelnpommesgut 1 year ago
I woulda re rolled that 1 joe it hit the hammerhead, well thats how i do it if it hits anything other than table i re roll cause of interference
starwarsdork07 1 year ago
depends on the playgroup. We only reroll if the die is cocked or falls off the table.
bwalters 1 year ago
hehe... cocked...hehe no jk i do the same thing
crakz21 1 year ago
haha dave went to go cry after being defeated. the chaos gods are not happy. haha pwned.
Xenomorph237 1 year ago
waaagh is not pronounced "wog"... I mean honestly! how do you pronounce "through"?
necronsplayer 1 year ago 3
@necronsplayer "throg" duh
comtraya101 1 year ago
In America its said Whaag, in Britain its Waaaaa. Such is the cockney pronunciation of the word War and the british propensity for dropping the last consonant of a word. ie, Water vs. Whoata
bkgoddard 1 year ago
Not everyone in Britain pronounces it like waaaaaaa! I for one pronounce it like Waaaaaaaaghhhh!
no1mkstudios 1 year ago
Orks speak with a ____ accent
:[)
necronsplayer 1 year ago
I learned it as a "wog" sound, and anything else sounds funny to me... just as I learned it as "O-tarck" so that's the way I say it... GW should really put out some phonetic spelling of their words.
usernamesunavilable 1 year ago
well "Autarch" looks like it would be pronounced "O-tarck" so I got nuthin on that subject... :) .... >.>
But I'm gonna say that it isn't "wog" I think the gh is just a little added on phlegm to the end of "waaa"
and I'm sticking with it. Soo thanks for the argument erebudy :D
necronsplayer 1 year ago
Don't forget Britain = England + Scotland + Wales + Northern Ireland....
Water and whoata is more of a north/south thing in England...But everyone says Waaaaagh not Waaaaaa
MasterHonorius 1 year ago
there is nothing cockney about it, the g at the end of waaagh is silent as with through. Can I point out that both 40k and the English language were created in England.
beatlesinnirvana 1 year ago 62
And so was Heroin and we all know how that turned out ;)
usernamesunavilable 1 year ago
@usernamesunavilable really has this at all any relevance?
zeratti 1 year ago
@beatlesinnirvana do u want a cookie or somethin
bemoga123 1 year ago
@beatlesinnirvana
One could argue that English was Created in Germania :P
EtherPilot 1 year ago
@EtherPilot definitely - i think they say German for the field, French for the table - i.e. Cow and Beef (German and French roots)
beatlesinnirvana 1 year ago
@beatlesinnirvana englands got it all :)
blackwolf9710 1 year ago
@beatlesinnirvana everything you said is tru exept the english language.. most of the english us was from english uk but it took from many other languages as well thats why its also called the "international language" by some
OTheHiveO 1 year ago
to much of the same armies againts eachother and its kindof cunfusing... space marines and chaos dont mix :P thats wat brought the horus heresy remember?
soon itll be called the dave heresy :D
OTheHiveO 1 year ago
@beatlesinnirvana warhammer started it england along with games workshop and many other things , thanks for pointing it out :)
NeutronHex 8 months ago
@beatlesinnirvana i love England :3
gottahurttolearn 6 months ago
the taeped truck testers in the red tube good stufe WKJR
redgreen09 1 year ago
that dead pile is an unstoppable army on it's own!
RepublicCustoms 1 year ago
"It broke so I taped it back up."
'Sabout as orky as it gets, right there.
Vehementi 1 year ago 3
whos house is this
shamethemus 1 year ago
its heald at the MWG store
kevinmarielove 1 year ago
you guys are hilarious. love your battles too.
Dechristian3 1 year ago
OMG! Joe. You should have just side-stepped and kick him next turn ah.
R0nin519 1 year ago
najs ^^... i love the music in all your vids... can i get it anywhere? it would be awesome background music for gaming nights :)
KREREV 1 year ago
fireman tim where are you!!!!!!!
isakq 1 year ago
When will you learn you cant beat tau...
secretha 1 year ago
I actualy cried when Joe rolled a 1 on armour penetrating ;(
LameMovieCo 1 year ago
It's not Apoc unless a building bites it.
sixteenbitninja 1 year ago
true.
dadkun 1 year ago
um i still can't tell who won
gundamkingx 1 year ago
FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
gundamkingx 1 year ago
ork...tied with tau...in the assault.
joe's rolling must be even worst than i thought.
daveintheclouds 1 year ago 3
You guys just learned?
R0nin519 1 year ago
with Tau......tied combat with Tau?
ninjamonkey88 1 year ago 2
@ninjamonkey88
happy days for us Tau players :D
lysemads 1 year ago
tau can do anything what next orcs out shooting tau
thisisnotafake 1 year ago
My CSM dont run... They walk to the battle
one inch at a time
MortisLegio 1 year ago 12
im getting 1k points worth of tyranids for £15 next wed, NIDS FTW
englandfan118 1 year ago 4
'nids are for kids.
Dream146 1 year ago 3
...my nid touched me.... i shoulda never named it the MJ hive fleet.
what too soon?
englandfan118 1 year ago
@englandfan118 nah, man. this is the internet. anything goes :D
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lysemads 1 year ago
sweet
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