I AM BIG BEEF

[wanzi901128]

Haha , You are so cute!!!! I can understand your Chinese written on the paper. It's cute sentence!!! lol.

[coldflite]

so funny especially the part of da-niu-rou.

many thanks for sharing your video and getting wish to know of u :)

[miyaviJ]

DUDE this made me laugh so hard cuz i ve done something like that when i visited china..lmao 大牛肉

[nomax345]

Why are all the bags of crisps full of air?

[Theguitarhero1990]

@nomax345 to make them look full

[nomax345]

@Theguitarhero1990 Doy it was a bit more of a rhetorical thing lol

[2kyle7magic]

I‘d prefer to have cucumber or lemon flavor chips（which I can't find here in north america＝＝）

[kathrynzhangxinwen]

cant stop laughing ! i am a chinese .what you wrote on the paper is really funny . LOL

[lichong722]

that's a good one

[Shangxisoup]

I reacted the same way when I saw the BLUEBERRY lays. Too funny.

[shadowsangheili]

i think that is his porn name

[76futurestar]

What u wrote actually sounds like jap...

[blackzabbathfan]

the blueberry potato chip reminds me of something me and my friend did a few weeks ago mixing strawberries with pretzels

[lavalump89]

@blackzabbathfan try peanut butter and dill pickle sanwhiches, something about the dry peanut butter base, counter reacts with the pickle to make it juicy and slightly sour in a way no man can describe. Once in a while ill get this strange urge to make one of them sandwiches.

[zhengbianlu]

your name is Dan , so your chinese name should be "蛋" cuz the pronouncation is totally same. However , 蛋 means egg and also it means cock,yeh, your peanut. lol

[mkingcn]

@zhengbianlu actually u r asshole

[mkingcn]

@zhengbianlu actually u r asshole but it's funny

[muoliang1]

you're so cuuute!

[redheadmeg0602]

BLUEBERRY?!

[AcePilot2009]

Soon, Comrade Dan will be president of China.

If you say anything bad about him, the Congress of People's Deputies will send you to New Zealand, and you won't like it there.

[tirkizs]

lol dan you wrote the word 肉 wrong in your lobster/shrimp drawing

[Richchiman1990]

Looool cleaner ladies probably don't like you!

[yclyzjohn]

The correct translation will be Dan Ni Er 丹尼尔 and... big beef is huge funny... lmao

[gpvowners]

Sad to see USA are full of these kinds of idiots, bullshit around and done nothing to save the country for its shitty economy since the financial crisis in 2008, without china buying billions of american bonds, the economy of USA will collape very soon. yankie never learn to appreciate, but put the blame on others, so yankie are full of these kinds of idiot like him, certainly hopeless other than keep printing money to create false economy for sucking many of these idiots like him.

[mkingcn]

@gpvowners u r more stupid than him,u know why?

[gobackto82]

@gpvowners Where are you from? lolz

[teaganlovesfood]

@gpvowners wat would you want him to do? how can he alone help the chinese economy? and he is spending his money in china that is helping the economy.

[RJLupin6]

Holy shit, how was this over a year ago?!

[riotsas]

da niu means big diick haha

[sukerry]

I like this guy, 大牛肉

[woyuncaia]

@sukerry she likes your mum, don't u know?

[XXXdjTyphoonXXX]

mosquito insomnia! hahahahaha!

[gaozhi2007]

you need to try the cucumber ones. They are soooooooooooooooooo good!!!

[thebandz]

it'd be really funny if his big beef kid turned fat XD all the kids would make fun of him

[Shegreen]

"...EXCEPT THEY'RE BLUEBERRY FLAVORED!!"

Lol! You're funny, I've watched several of your vids and you are just a quick thinker who always has something to say and it usually makes me giggle. Thanks for sharing! It is interesting to hear about someone's adventures in China :)

[gelingelingx]

Your Chinese hand writing is soooooo sweet ^^ I couldn't stop smiling, because you have no idea how to arrange the characters. So cute ^_^

[XXXdjTyphoonXXX]

@gelingelingx oh my gosh! the stroke order is SO difficult to learn! took me ages just to be able to write the simple characters of my Chinese name! I still don't know how you manage to learn so many of them!

[gelingelingx]

@XXXdjTyphoonXXX Yeah, I know what you mean. In the beginning it was pretty difficult for me, too. But I got used to it very fast. Now I could handle my day speaking Chinese.

[crzygrl736]

Alan313cool: he's fine. You're just a judgmental prick that thinks you're superior. He was in china for school. He didn't say he hated China. Grow up.

[tiantian036]

lol da niu rou...... big beef....

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

First person I've ever heard use the term "Ball-To-The-Walls" :D

[Allan313cool]

this guy is son of bitch. If you don't like China, you just get out of China. you are so not welcome in China. and I hope you get shot on your fucking mouth.

[torritornado]

@Allan313cool Dude! China loves him more than you! And if you think otherwise, you are trying to make yourself believe otherwise! You are not welcome in America! Yeah, I can play that game too! Geeze,..

[Allan313cool]

@torritornado he did not respect the country and the people, when he was in that country. do you people know what and how to respect?!

[torritornado]

@Allan313cool How did he not respect? You were the on seaying hes not welcome in China! You stupid troll.

[Allan313cool]

@torritornado He wrote his name in Chinese, and deride the Chinese characters, It is disrespect, isn't it? And you are more stupid? ha ha

[torritornado]

@Allan313cool He was in China for a trip! He was new and he called you people nice! I am really starting to doubt that. Not that China is bad, but it would be better if you wer not there.

[Allan313cool]

@torritornado when did he call Chinese people nice in this VCR? you doubt? forget about it! It is too hard for you because of your poor brain.

[torritornado]

@Allan313cool Watch the res of the videos of him in China. Oh but you cant because your brain is probably so small you will not be able to understand. If you were smart, you would not judge a person by one video.

[Allan313cool]

@torritornado you were too smart to warch all his vedios. you absolutely got a big head. One video of him is more than enough to me. Are the videos that interesting? For you, yes, they are, since you got such a big head. ha ha. It is wasting time to reply you.

[torritornado]

@Allan313cool Well, are your videos intresting to you? Oh wait! You are not smart enought to upload! I did not watch all of his videos, just this series. I do not have a big head. I have a beautiful head! Just kidding. You need to get a life, as I am wsting my time replying to an idiot, that you if you did not know.

[Allan313cool]

@torritornado hey, just saw your reply, you got a skype or something like that? Can I have a word with you?

[torritornado]

@Allan313cool I do not have skype. Why can't you pm me?

[lisarukia]

wow he reminds of of philly D. haha awesome!

[usredfox]

大牛！big dick!

[Comploi]

How did you go to china and how old have you been?

[Comploi]

you are crazy! XD

[puppies21616]

ugg

the chips in china are gross!

i died for some salty chips in china

[Sithbrick1]

lol mine's big cow cause my name's also Daniel!

[thatsit07]

your just eating msg..... if you had some msg on some dog meat blue berry flavoured you would be still loving it.

[MaroPakistanKi]

So Cool....do u have any opinion about Pakistan?

[DaXia333]

大牛肉ffs :D Thats wrong in so many ways...it's even gramatically incorrect :):):)

Anyways, the general "translation" of Daniel is 丹尼尔 dan-ni-er. Maybe you should try that.

[eclipsedreamer]

hello Big Beef

[04chriz30]

HELLOO :) big beef! ahh i love beef <3 omg blueberry flavored chips? i'l stick to vinegar

[awaygirl23]

hi big beef... lol.. im snow flower... hahahhahahaa

[kinghuntly08]

gay fagg

[Huntsong64]

Mosquito insomnia lol

[SmileyShigure318]

how long were you in china?

[naruto90890]

Big Beef is weird

[0cloudySun1]

blueberry chips xD

i want to try those :P

[HoSayLiaoLah]

beef is 牛肉, not 牛.

[stopbeforeerp]

肉 is not really needed. most people with the name daniel usually just leave their name as 大牛 which is pronounced da niu , meaning big cow. but with the 肉 ur name now means big cow meat. or big beef =.= which is kinda weird.

[eggghhh]

大牛肉? is that ur chinese name? cool.....  Big beef.

[quieetliu123]

in fact u just write down half word there of mosquito lol

[quieetliu123]

lol 大牛肉....AWESOME!!! 

lol

[xxxrandomjamezxxx]

Hey nice video u should check my channel out :)

[dietzchris]

they should make chips like that here. if they do

[ZzSilentLegendzZ]

Oh my gosh! I want some of those!!!

[twilightfan531]

ahh, i really want those

[sharonchoied]

inever saw blueberry flavor in china~

[newwebzen]

"大牛"well be better.

[ineedajob8]

u suck big beef

[vegetablesrockme]

blueberry and potato, well thats creative

[Achw3l]

My new favorite word: Potato-y-ness

[airrick16]

I like the people but they have no regard for bio diversity. The coast guard here just caught chinese poachers with hundreds of the most endangered sea turtles in the world..off the coast here in Philippines. Chinese will eat anything cat, dog, tiger penis, rhino horns

[chenzhuo8]

哈哈~~hei, dude u funny~!~

[elbacano97]

ummm ...... big beef sounds weird .. not to be rude or anything

[grapelittlemonky]

丹尼尔 or 丹尼 is like the most accurate/official of ur american name translated into chinese....

but less chinese style lol

[poptropicamaster123]

its : 大牛, not a 3 letter word. believe me, im chinese myself

[LinkbloodWoW7]

lol awsome

[mNm347]

potato+blueberry=mass confusion?

[q1w2e381048104]

有些人这几天正在YouTube上诋毁我们的祖国·····尤其­是那个hujintaoasign什么的，一看就是个反华分子，­他还是个中国人，好像是移民过去的，果然当咱们祖国一强大，就有­人来诋毁了，后悔移民了吧，嫉妒了吧，活该~！

[MadFroG4People]

@q1w2e381048104 惊现五毛。

[mishiellie]

o!! u were in xi'an~~ haha ~~ i was born there.. haha~~ awsome paintings.. i took those classes too when i was in kindergarten

[taching125]

I puked when i see his face

[claudeleason]

im chinese, and i also think blueberry flavored chips are weird~~~~~~

just think of a blueberry flavored chicken.

=o

[bluebellcici]

I find you eat almost in every video about China,haha~

[yowzakid1335]

原来是在西安，西安跟东部之间文化上还是有些不同的

[tohruhonda11]

Go to hongkong dude is way much nicer there than china you just cant take your parents send you there you couldve said NO! i dont want to go! and spending your time usually at your computer saying all the hatred in china! low budget!

[impulse051]

hahaah Daniel Row....Da Niu Rou....Big beef,that's what you are!haha...funny dude!

[maxellHD]

what a tosser. please go back to america.

[tureyuyu]

This guy is pretty cool... lol

[duolabm]

原来是在西安，西安跟东部之间文化上还是有些不同的。

[yiranjack]

Hi, I think u could subtract the Chinese character "肉 which means meat in English. Then, your Chinese name changed to "大牛 which means "big bull" in English. It sounds more better. What is more, "大牛 means the guy who is super excellent in his profession. The word is a little bit oral to mean that way. But we use it to describe our classmates who do really good in his/her study. Hope you like that.

[xaznboixd]

@yiranjack Or 鬥牛.

[djrifkhan]

utu

[gimyyy729]

hahahaha...omg....it's realllllly cool....

[wujianjun2009]

BIg Beef, sounds good!

[koruptwon]

Did you ever try the air-tight packages of randomly colored eggs?.. I had bought one.. but wasn't quite as ballsy as you are.

[cropwind]

大牛肉？yeah, right,that's just perfect!

[zhuceguole]

we have Blueberry flavor?................orz

[RIC12RIC]

That's REALLY funny! :P

[freshmatthew]

well, "big bull" sounds way better

[hzl426]

哈哈哈 大牛肉!! that matches you :D

[a7lyqq]

I really like the style of ur video it's actual, real, though subjective, funny. One thing shameful is that u haven't got any Chinese friends with who u r able to develop a deeper explorure into Chinese city life.

[danpt2000]

Da Nui Ro! LOL! You sure your Classmate wasn't messing with you?

Hahahaha!

[neogerm]

you know they also have cucumber flavored Lays'

[aitran69]

woaw fuck blueberry flavoured chips

i wanna go china!!

[rayquaza97]

LMFO potatoeeness!!! XD

[ROGERDERBY]

blueberry crisps wtf lol

[lee2479336]

hey there is another cool name for your children "xiao niu b" if it is a girl you can just name it "da B" You are welcome.

[SourExplosion]

@lee2479336

Lol, that's profanity!

[flywithvicky]

again i just watched another video of you eating chips. anyways every time i go to china, i always invest in an electric mosquito repellent, the one that burns liquid. it gets too hot and stuffy if you close the window. that is unless you have ac, then the heat and mosquitoes are both non-existent.

[terrychan88880]

i think that maid understanded u by reading the engoish not the chinese. coz that's not proper chinese

[maimai605]

haha~Burst into tears...

Did you try cucumber chips...hum....pretty good one~

[123321theunknown]

uv made me hungry

[terrychan88880]

blueberry falvour?????? \

i better try that!

[OOZ662]

I hate that bird in your video. It sounds like my guinea pig calling for food. She's asleep right now.

[slamit702]

omg that looks so good

[InsomPsycho]

That's definitely a "net" gain. No pun intended...

[Egyptianprincess1996]

well if u think about it...blue berries with potatoes is kind of like cranberries with potatoes so maybe mashed potaotes and .......blueberry sauce? wouldnt be so bad...

[rockmanxxx123456]

well don't u eat cranberry sauce with mashpotatos? Or am i wrong? and if u do isn't that sweet? sorta kinda? I never had cranberry sauce so i can't say

[independentdcs]

Actually Dan, you can translate them directly from English to Chinese.

"请(please)关(close)窗口(windows)，­蚊子(mosquitos)令到我(make it)晚上(at night)无法入睡(hard to sleep)。谢谢"

Of course, this is the simplest easy Chinese translation from an american dude to Chinese maid!

[insanehoney]

ur funny, interesting video...

[Kingty321]

大牛肉，，，~~~哈哈funny

[hinins]

dude...you are so funny.

[luoshiyang723]

The guy who give u ur chinese name is genious. That's so funny.

[direregicide]

LOLOLOL 请床闭合 蚊失眠 that is freaking awsome, got a good laugh from that man right on

[vios8820]

you are cool... 大牛肉 ！The world will peace if more people like you :D

[flashtattoo]

Big beef lol

[hunting0007]

You are hot big beef!!!! :P

[coolguy4488]

lol in cantonese big beef is dai gnow yoke....well thats how u pronounce it dk how to properly spell it with English letters

[sniperwu312]

Hi, dude, I like you. You are honest. And more I came from Xi'an and I missed it very much! Thanks for your video.

[ruoyinruoxian]

I like 蛋妞，highly recommend you adopt it. hahahaha

[pharoah246]

No lol that was just him spitting out his chips when he talked =P

[ember1257]

i think the potato chip backs are filled with air to keep the chips from getting crushed...tho i could be wrong...

[playcod]

Hello 蛋妞！

[DeathDarkness5000]

lmao 大牛肉 sounds like dai yun chun

dude go find tat chinee guy n get bak ur money u been tricked yea it big beef but in a different way means big sausage

[adhchopper]

in america they have lime flavor!!!! try to me it gross, definetly should try it though!

[hollowsaber34]

If you translate your name "Daniel" to chinese, you write it like this

丹尼尔

[DiorChick223]

oh i miss those weird but awsome flavoured lays chips...i had cucumber...it was like a 'refreshing' taste

[wangsishuo]

大牛肉 lmao

[dreamerbeing]

And you know,there are even cucumber flavor Lay's potato chips in China.

[dreamerbeing]

Man,you made me think of my foreign teacher who preferred to call himself "Daren" .Daniurou(大牛肉）...+_+ =Big beef

Haha.And I think your words on the paper should be "请把窗户关好，蚊子咬的我失眠。谢谢！" And that appears more natural.

[RUL1S88]

Chinese sucks European dicks.

[calling4jim1]

I had more ozzie chics than asians....i would like differ :P They still tell me its big even though I know they mean its average but its bigger than the stereotypical ones :D peace out!!

[bahkneepheat]

HAHA! You live in lincoln?! Lol i live in Gretna!

[Bellekyliec]

I mean not that Daniel means big beef in chinese.

It's just how daniel sounds in chinese and then translated to actual meaning of word which is big beef.

[Bellekyliec]

LOL @ Big beef!

that's a total direct translation for your name!

[duanmupeiyi]

The cumcumber chips are not bad ^^

大牛肉，你好～

[zhangchi36]

great stuff,大牛肉 ^^

[britishnerd314159]

you spit the crisps at 3:51

[animestaars]

大牛肉 rules

[Fran11188]

hav u tried cumcumber or tomato? I hav:)

[hrfrank]

大牛肉

lmao

[steen140]

omg mosquitos!!! hate those!!

[JAREDMICHALLE]

Well,most cooking experts say that if combine sweet ingredients with savory ones,you get a perfect balance of taste.

[TylerFlip12]

大牛肉大肉牛肉大牛肉