No More Trek! - Star Trek Enterprise Commercial

[Rareheroe]

No! No! No! This is not true! I do not live in the basement!

[schneisi]

This is hillarious!!!

[TVDandTrueBlood]

"The only people who watch this crap live in the basement and have no lives; they wear stupid costumes, go to conventions and call themselves Captain and stuff!"^

That´s not true! I love Star Trek but I don´t fulfill any of the above.

[AeronPeryton]

That was a pretty convincing Klingon!

[siddh851]

hahahahaha XD

[ZaffireWolf]

Hahaha, derogatory remarks are loved by all, including the Jews, black people, women, and homosexuals. So let's find more demographics to marginalize like this, quick! In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic.

[leviathancb2942]

LOL :-)

[tobeisto]

Oh my god

I live in my parents' basement, I speak a bit of Klingon, and I seriously considered buying that Klingon phrasebook in the second-hand store the other day...

Seriously.

Wow...

I love you Star Trek :D

[msinvincible2000]

@tobeisto And that doesn't worry you?!

[tobeisto]

@msinvincible2000 No, I'm a proud nerd!

Don't worry, I don't dress like a Klingon when I'm out in the open world ;)

[rogerpenna]

Khal Drogo can kick a Klingon´s ass.

[HortenciaMorais]

@rogerpenna Khal Drogo is a Klingon '-' he just dont know that .-.

[Leonardoalan1996]

lol, very nice!

[NelsonPinheirojr]

Absolutely funny! Genial! I laughed a lot!!!

[oilfortheworld]

great stuff i love this video

[DaKINg7771]

wasn't expecting grams to start talkin klingon haha

[SilverterrorII]

Go Klingons! For the Empire!

[tbird8878]

lol...love it

[NeckPickup]

I don't get it.

[usermacable]

Gotta love "Space", they are a Canadian Science Fiction channel. Awesome shorts like this one used to air often.

[overalloverkill]

"The only people who watch this crap live in the basement and have no lives; they wear stupid costumes, go to conventions and call themselves Captain and stuff!"

Oh my God that's me.

[RenicNanako]

HAHAHA!!! Qa'Plah!!! No i don't actually know Klingon, just that one word.

[unnamednewbie13]

AWESOME commercial.

[jas16899]

This is great all the up until they advertise the new series.

[simpsonsim07]

Lol old ladies can speak klingon

[JoeCavy4]

hahahahahaha punch in the face hahahahahaha

[jackskellingtonsora]

Oh the stereotypes, they're ever present here.

[ErusaGakuto]

that's so funny. lol

[TianaSidhe]

Man, the old lady's Klingon is pretty good. Perfect accent!

[Paxilon6]

So can I learn Klingon yet? They teach latin in University--surely a fictional language is more handy than a dead one...?

[Oiyuki]

@Paxilon6 yeah you can learn Klingon. the klingon language istitute is at kli.org

[Paxilon6]

@Oiyuki

Oh, my god. I literally spent the last hour trying to pronounce the Klingon alphabet...I think I scared away my roommate. You are officially my hero.

[Oiyuki]

@Paxilon6 You are very welcome.

[PatrickStewartTNG]

That is H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S!!!!

[ggulto2]

lololololol

[powghee]

my mama speaks Klingon yeah!

[nextgeneration456]

STAR TREK IS AWESOME

[masere]

Instead of a Klingon it should've been a Borg who assimilated the petition guy.

[InfamousCrimes]

Oh the irony. If only that Klingon knew that Enterprise would be one of the biggest turds in the history of television.

[CIarKent]

Garry is short for Gowron

[x30rocketman]

At least he didn't use the batleth.

[soobwhale]

That was amazing.

[Starkiller1701]

Where is this Space Channel from?

[adhikargokul]

Canada

[SpanishBroomaker]

Too bad they never aired the new show... I wonder what it was called?

[Amdell8]

... damn thats epic.

[blenderpanzi]

He fell for one of the classical blunders: Never go in against a Klingon when Star Trek is on the line!

[Bartman954]

@rockabilly113

Insult fail

[OrokaSempai]

lol, I remember whey they aired this! still hilarious!

[luketiger87]

MORE AND MORE

STAR TREK

[Tommy2855]

I love Star Trek!!!

[TakronRust]

I WANT THE SPACE CHANNEL

[willdewit1971]

lol

[drmccoyfan909]

rofl.....Best...commercial..ev­er!

[Paulus2084]

hahaha epic!

[LalalalalaLauren75]

Yeah. Don't mess with the TREK!!!

[lamadeline9]

VICTORY IS MINE!

YOU BATTLE WITHOUT HONOR TO YOUR QUATERS!

AW, COME ON MOM!

ENOUGH!

[SweetWhiskerz]

Now that is an Epic mom!Taking part in her son's passion without 101 questions that go nowhere!

[muddog1561]

To damm funny. I loved it.

[specom]

Should have had HWill HWheaton asnwer the door...

[hijodejoseluis]

That p'tak must die!!!

[worldofwarcraftman2]

this would be funnier if he was beamed up to a borg cube at the end and was asimiltated

[StelarCF]

@worldofwarcraftman2 That should be part two LOL

[cmsahe]

It would be funny that this "No more Trek" guy went to conventions to sign autographs, I like him!

[StelarCF]

@cmsahe I think he'd get phasered

[ritatheadventurer]

WOW!

[CptPakundo]

That p'tak...

[TheCatherineSarah]

LOVE IT

[cLa007]

LOL! Its Agatha from Magnum PI.

[rattrap6]

Kick him while he's down!

[Bartman954]

To all Star Trek haters, rule #1:

NEVER....EVER....EVER.....FUCK WITH A KLINGON!!!

[worldofwarcraftman2]

@Bartman954 thats true

[msinvincible2000]

@Bartman954 Never fuck with a klingon... unles you are Cmd Data ;)

[ServantOfOdin]

@Bartman954 MEss with the best, you get crushed like the rest. ;)

Qapla'!

[colliertng]

@Bartman954, Amen To That! :-)

[Zblj1987]

@Bartman954 Wasnt that the borg?

[aotearoastyle]

@Bartman954 Buy better toilet paper and you wont have to deal with them !

[bergulme]

Was that Mini-Batman on a tricycle?

[10MoNiOl]

@bergulme >_> Maybe...

[hijodejoseluis]

@bergulme good looking!!

[TheHealthJunkie]

Too bad Enterprise failed... hard.

[workstrength]

@TheHealthJunkie They must've expected him to do the "Quantum Leap"

[seafood1471]

look its grandma and her pet klingon who lives in her basment lol XP

[dragonlord10001]

LOL

[Marsproject11]

This is what happens when you dis star trek.

A klingon will come out of nowhere and punch you in the fucking throat.

[Cmdrscott1701]

@stuya9

It's many different spellings

@gameplayer1701

Klingoneed (in TOS that is), and I agree!

[AdventuresofVindalf]

@Cmdrscott1701

Real Klingons speak tlhIngan Hol. Klingoneed is for those weird looking guys Kirk always dealt with.

I like to think they were replaced because the tlhIngan Hol speakers were tired of having to write both languages on everything. Canadians know what I am talking about. ;-)

[Cmdrscott1701]

@AdventuresofVindalf

Oh I didn't know that there were two separate languages :O Wow! Thank you for the information. Also, those flat fore-headed ones Kirk dealt with were literally called PetaQs. (PetaQ is a curse word insult which originally was a family name of Klingons who enjoyed appearing humanoid. (IE the flat foreheads) Later on, many Klingons followed and it became a plague. The Imperial Klingon house won and denounced the PetaQs, thus forming the insult over years.

[AdventuresofVindalf]

@Cmdrscott1701

The explanation that Enterprise made cannon is just plain dumb about the genetic engineering with Human DNA. My explanation is better. :-P

[jar0fdirt63]

QaPla means good luck, not victory is mine

[WeeklyNewsPoopShoot]

Qua'Pla means success.

[McMahonHater]

They did so many of these they are almost a series unto themselves.

[Kilooscarromeo]

i liked st because shatner always got kicked in the face most fighting scenes

[silverblade2006]

ROFLMFAO dude this was a great comercial i SO laughed my but off at it. sigh sadly enterprise did not fare as well as we had hoped and now we are left without new star trek episodes once again. and whats with the movie? are they just gonna leave us hanging or are they gonna make another one? i mean COME ON its a whole NEW direction lest see new stories, new adventures hell revamp the original series with new stars or something..... heroes is over so spock is free lol

[jerico641]

@silverblade2006

Well, I think that the 4th season of Enterprise was cool as hell for the most part; they were remembering their history and going back to show us how things in the ST universe began (like the whole lobster head Klingon deal, the inventor of the transporter, etc.). Unfortunately, the show had already been axed prior to the 4th season. As for the movie, I think it sucks and it's cheating to place the events in an alternate timeline. ST has a history, they should stick to it.

[eyedam]

Kaplah! (did I spell it right?)

[stuya9]

@eyedam it's Qapla'

[Wired2X]

I wish my mom spoke Klingon!!

[UnanimousDelivers]

Is that Elsie Roy, the woman who teaches Klingon to night school students?

watch?v=NDuFt3hPWKM

[OpenedBook]

Oh dear lord, I think candy just came out of my nose. Easily best star trek commercial ever.

[waterturtle1]

STAR TREK ROCKS

[Dargonhuman]

Pwned, n00b! I bet that petitioner is a Star Wars junkie...pfft.

[char4him99]

TOO FUNNY.  LOVED IT

[Zenutheduck]

@sweiland75 - SciFi was launched in 1992, Space Channel in 1997.

[oroszlanyzsolt]

Aahh, this was really awesome!

[ckcelite]

40 people didnt like this commercial? geeze, what idiots.

[Viz731]

its a good show....in louisiana we dont have basements :3

[slakteren2000]

mom speaks klingon HAHAHAHA

[12NiBer12]

funny shit :D

[mastervolcano2010]

i love star trek enterprise star trek vorerger star trek ds9 and the enterprise that came out in 2001 i hope they make something new soon it would be great

[FlashMuffins]

Us Trekkies are never going to die off. <3 I'm 16 and all I watch TOS. Well, and some TNG, DS9 thrown in as well.

[subron6er]

I admit I live in the basement and watch TOS all the time, have em all on dvd, and im 47 lol.... Jeff

[pretensa]

These commercials were epic!

[TheWoWFAIL]

best video ever i need one of those for those pesky girl scouts

[51shaolin]

Lol!!!! grandma trekkie!

Pitty about the cancelling of enterprise, i loved it!

[SenseiWuzi]

@51shaolin Yea.. I really enjoyed Enterprise.

[grooveclubhouse]

OH that was so epic!! lol Im still rolling on the floor.

[rosenrotNL]

how stupid could he be when she said my son will sign the petition

and he still lives in the basement,

given her age and considerate he's so anti star trek should'nt some huge alarmbells go off in his head as a warning?

[finalfrontier1701]

Klingon/Geek EPIC WIN!!!

[Nanopizza1701]

lol that is totaly random wtf and im gonna go watch some enterprise now

[318darren]

haha, I need to get a klingon to answer my door when the jehovah witnesses come knocking

[TwoBySea2009]

That's SO not true of Trekkers. I should know; I've been one since I was 12, and I'm 38 now. I've been married for almost 10 years, and my wife is slowly but surely being assimilated, despite her arguments that she isn't.

[Valkes]

@TwoBySea2009 Very good brother, soon the army of trekkies will be complete, and we'll be able to take over the WORLD! or at least the sci-fi channel, so we can make them play nothing but star trek.

[finalfrontier1701]

@TwoBySea2009

Some Trekkies are that way...some are not. I'm a "not" as I'm married, living with my wife, have a stable job...but some of our Trekkie brethren out there are hermits...and I say 'whatever works for ya!'

[sebastian2508]

@TwoBySea2009 assimilated?  then you are the Borg!!

[Shadofx]

love it...too funny

[Kingrex16]

LOL I wasn't expecting that LAWLZ!!!!!

[DrRockso99]

lol

[Babushca47]

HOT CHICKS LOVE STAR TREK (I have a vulcanoid ear thing, oh and Spock is the sexiest humanoid in the quadrant)

[Pandasrule19]

*cough* *no, Trip is* *cough*

[Babushca47]

@Pandasrule19 well he does have a hell of a chest of and he's really sweet and noble, so yeah he is pretty hott, you know, for a human

[ChuckyJesus666]

Sadly, that series sucked on toast.....

[Bethlc81]

I love star trek and I'm a hot chica :b

[Pandasrule19]

@Bethlc81 Me too!

[ZapOderWer]

Qapla'!

[906087]

Ok that was a good one

[chevron8locked]

grab your batla

[dude123188]

epic

[hijodejoseluis]

I love Star Trek and i dont live in a freaking basement!!

[MrSusejtsirhc]

I LIVE IN THE BASEMENT

GGRRRRR

[Kruezritter]

LOL

[ThreeElevenage]

I can watch Star Trek all friggin' day long. I love that shit and I can watch it for hours and i don't live in the basement.

[BillyJackX]

"Do they play Magnum PI?" LMAO!!

[KitsuneShounenAi]

LOVE oh so much love for this commercial XD

[charliebabie2]

pmsl XD

[badgarcia]

i never get to have any fun...

[DarkTheAtheist]

OMG that was awsome, love the bit at the end when the old lady speaks klingon lol

[vistarox]

The reason they still play Star Trek is because it remains one of the most popular shows on TV. Why else would Star Trek: Voyager be on at prime time.

[Zenutheduck]

@vistarox - To be fair, it wasn't exactly tearing up the ratings. It just did "okay" for UPN, who wasn't considered a major network.

[VendettasD]

I still lol at that scene.

[KlunkerRider]

You battle without honor, to your quarters!

[deadbackman]

sweeeeeeeeeet

[wiggalama]

ROFL

[mewmew5234]

xDDDDD

[southpark301]

your a dick!~~ Star trek has been here for 40 years and will always be Number 1ASSwipe

[outpostflags]

@southpark301 i would say Sarah conner chronicles and stargate both give them a run for the money

[mmr11027]

Great ending.

[Fanboy675]

EPIC!

[hgfggg1]

then a klingon battlecriuser fires its photon torpedoes at him!

[TVperson1]

Fucking insane 'star trek' fans. It's not real idiots.

[TobiSHL]

i am from Germany, and i have to say "SAU GEIL"!!! (very very good) Can´t stop laughing!!!

[gameplayer1701]

any mom who can speak kilngonies is awsome

[LordBicen]

@gameplayer1701 Actually the term in reference to speaking Klingon, is "Klingon"

In example if a Klingon asked you if you speak klingon; Thlingon hol Da Jalth A? he's saying "Klingon do you speak it?"Klingonese as your refering to is a human thing. Like the plural for moose is moose (not Meese) Klingon as a language is still Klingon.

[DraftMasterJohn]

@gameplayer1701 Hell Yeah. Or should I say Stovacore Yeah!

[McMahonHater]

@gameplayer1701 True enough.

[ibshortkid94]

@gameplayer1701

true dat!

[soflabob]

Ka 'plah!!

[roguefem]

Bwahaha!!! That little old lady is awesome!

[skyraider131]

LOL

[yourtruemaster]

Haha that was too funny :D

[cmsahe]

I love Star Trek!!!

[adx721]

Too funny.

[Supremax67]

Just what any home needs, a Klingon door ringer for those pesky door salesman.

[Zorolord]

I love it when the son appeared wasn't expecting that and that guy didn't standard a chance.

[DMBKristen41]

LOL...damn I need to get that channel.

[Albee213]

That was great!

[peperghost]

LMFAO

[Cloudjumper]

LooooL

[edybeast]

LOL. That's great.