Late Show - Top Ten Answers to the Question, "How Cold Is It?"

[ShadowPheonix12]

22 people still believe in santa

[57tye]

@ShadowPheonix12 what he doesn't exist.......(cry)

[smokintheblaze]

It's so cold, Waldo risked coming out of hiding to find a jacket.

[Kanamesamasqueen]

HA HA!!

[DrIvoRobotnick]

Dumb

[iAmPropertyOfJesus]

It's so cold that Shiites and Catholics huddled together for warmth.

[Be1smaht]

@iAmPropertyOfJesus AWESOME or its so cold that Shiites an Sunnis huddled together for warmth.

[buffiexoh]

None of those are funny.

[cindella8]

number one is my favroite

[lawtonokieguy]

so cold I rubbed permafrost on my ass to warm up.....

[R0ckG1r7]

NO, SANTA!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYY????????

[TheSpirallizard]

Its so cold Carrot top doesnt need a sex cange to become a girl..

[Lookatmeifuckedu]

It's So cold Jacob Black put his shirt on

[mrspaz9113]

haha its so cold matthew mcconaughey actually put his shirt on!

[kyole24]

@mrspaz9113 So cold that the guy in twilight actually put on his shirt

[dudestr5552]

Global Warming - the only thing that Al Gore ever invented.

[kozakhanda]

its so cold i stood in the freezer for an hour to warm up

[joemomma824]

ehh not that funny....

[linyi147]

what is rio

[smokintheblaze]

the iScarf.

and the snowshoes were really funny.

[busislo01]

and I live in Rio

[motleyhar]

Fuck CBS for modding comments on most other vids of theirs.

[themooddisorders]

We must not piss off our overlords!

[Coastergeekperson04]

@motleyhar They certainly let that one through.

[boredtoheck777]

The iScarf would not be a bad idea.....

[IAmAViolentKitty]

haha you've never heard of Rio? ur as stupid as kellie pickler on are you smarter than a 5th grader lol jk jk

[moxy92]

look it up. -_-

[internetilliterate]

it's located on a continent just south of your own...

[Greatnessquared]

Rio is a city in Brazil. didnt pay to much attention in school huh?

[TheCocoisawesome]

@Greatnessquared course they did it'd be warm in rio DUH

[inglishbulldog]

Rio de Janeiro. The place is awesome. Always sunny, prostituition is legal and theres a 3 to 1 exchange rate on the US dollar.

[inglishbulldog]

Yes it is...

[Master0fHamsters]

omg it's illegal?

Like saying cigarretes are illegal

-.-

[bnvarela]

@inglishbulldog Not really, prostitution is not legal, and dolar worth only almost 2 Reais

[EnricoFantini]

Rio de Janeiro - second (but most famous) biggest city of Brazil.

[Liamberjack]

hahaha i was kidding

[outhouse124]

haha

[IsupremeI]

CBS is terrible.

[drogon1heart]

I apologize to those whom my statement doesn't include. And yes, I'll agree that politics isn't exactly in it's prime because there are politicians just as greedy and impatient as the majority of this great nation. I'll also offer an apology to people who see this as extremely off topic and silly. But to spread the word you have to start somewhere. I only ask people to stop being so negative about the people that run this country. They're only doing their jobs.

[drogon1heart]

You know, I find it hilarious how people these days are always dissing and putting down political figures. I dont see half of these stupid-ass civilian 'critics' doing shit to change anything while these people are arguing (albeit, not well) to get things done, even if it is against what people want. Because that's the thing, people want what's good for only themselves and they want it NOW. If they were a little less selfish and a little more patient most of these politicians wouldn't be so bad.

[ltflak]

people really need to stop overreacting in commenting about polictics

[DarthClam]

#5

why does everyone hate keith??

[sharpnova2]

because he's one of the most ignorant, pompous, loud-mouthed liberals in the media. and god knows the media is chalk full of them.

[DarthClam]

im too tired to argue right now, but I would

sorry lol

[diogonigri]

What's Rio?? Rio de Janeiro???

[RSVPBlogger]

Yes, Rio de Janeiro.

[maasicas]

dam. " whats rio ???" .... DAM

[diogonigri]

i aint american, buddy. i'm actually FROM rio, i didnt know ya had so much intimacy you'd call rio de janeiro just rio, since not even we call it just rio that much....

[xwhitechocolatex]

@diogonigri porra my gf is actually from brazil and she definitely recognized "rio" lol

[HajimeANDToxic]

XD; LOLZ!

[horselove159852]

omg, i love #1 its funny

[Spartapwns]

2 is good

[piguy314159]

#3 is the best.