You are (NOT) the father! and splits

[baba70665]

IM BLACK BUT WHY IS IT ALWAYZ THE UGLY BLACK SKINNED WOMAN WHO BEHAVE LIKE THIS

[HostilePottery]

that DEFINITELY left some skid marks

[HostilePottery]

WHY!



[TheBoyrooster]

nigger

[238418]

beached whale

[GGEzRa]

Why is everyone watching the animal planet in such low res?

[axcentrixx]

My question is - who fucked that disgusting hoe? I mean if I was a guy, I wouldn't let my dick near that fat disgusting hoe ever. She'd kill my sex drive. Ew.

[AWAREOFTRUTHdotCOM]

0:51 his happiest moment

[NoApologiesEver]

fuck me that was amazing lol

[AnilGangster]

I think this show is fake

[6itizen6yx]

dude, shouldn't even have been a PROSPECT in this bullshit......

[MrChamp51]

0:06, can't refute science.

[TheDamnedPanda]

Ah.. Black people.

What I wouldn't give to take Maury's place during these.

[chibangin007]

omg that is one disgusting fat hoe.

[bizrankin]

Happiest man alive 100%

[Ultrabrut1]

These people need to be destroyed!

[SupermanBigNate]

haha at the end...the guy is milking it..."its ok baby...will find ur babys daddy"...haha

[Umjuststop]

@huggybobo88 Umm all of you people are a disgrace why the fuck are you watching this?? Oh ok!!

[dmoneytuttle]

@Umjuststop Didnt you watch it? Foot in mouth.

[Umjuststop]

@dmoneytuttle um sorry maybe you misunderstood me...if you're gonna complain about it why watch it?? Can ya hear me now? Is it crystal clear?? Because i'm not talking shit about this woman who was clearly just humiliated on national television whether this is acting or not

[SaintFookinJimmy]

She ain't getting no child support yet. Haha.

[pacman32792]

Id be ashamed to show my face,if I was him because that would mean I actually fucked this ugly bitch...

[Wilmrbadguy]

@pacman32792 LOL Good one 

[Cocochanelle4765]

Big bitch fell

[mvrchamakh]

what the hell

[dmoneytuttle]

Musta been immaculate conception.

[Marty933]

She was demonstrating how wide she could spread her legs and how experienced she is at doing that.

[topster888]

0:52 and that's what caused the earthquake in Haiti.

[IamJacksColon4]

i hope to god these ugly monkeys stop reproducing.

[mrIdiditforthelulz]

@IamJacksColon4 Don't Count on it

[Acosta380]

She's just got done cleaning the floor with her toung

[TheDrea221]

She too big to b fallin out like dat. Im a big girl too b its just certain things we cannot do randomly

[iambreadable]

ha ha :52

[KrueMann1992]

I thought precious already knew that her dad was the father

[habbo20066]

LOL THIS WAS CRAZY!

[RizzyWow]

that bitch can runnnn

[rabbitcancer]

LOLOLOLOL!

[CuteAndStylish92]

The bitch did the split for nothing! Lmao

[joszymczak]

@CuteAndStylish92 lol!!!

[pcprulez666]

....

[dljc1979]

maury... you sick bastard... i love you...

[StubblyVlog]

again, the audience make me so pissed off, they're led like fucking sheep

[Canyoureadmydeadpan]

Maury Povich, WHORE COMFORTER!

[ThePiemandan]

its got to be bad for her but i pissed my pants laughing when she was squirming on the floor like some kind of demented walrus lol

[Keltibarian]

1:06 Does she scream, "OH LAWDEH!" ?

[h36564]

life a lert camerchil came on next

[huggybobo88]

These people are a FUCKING DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN RACE FUCKIN ANIMALS

[helli3yte]

@huggybobo88 lets not bring ignorance to this situation. but you are right, she is a ghetto ass hood rat hoe

[LandonStoner]

@huggybobo88 omfg!!!!

[mzENW]

how do these girls not kno who their baby daddy is?????? then theyre so quick to run back stage and waddle on the floor when maury says he's not the father. Just keep your legs closed. that can prevent all of this smh lol

[sTapleEVA]

ahaha niggers

[jpguitarplaya777]

That bitch needed life alert.

[dezziefbby]

That's a damn shame.

[selfishandwicked1]

you aint my baby dadde you aint payeng none of ma bills so mynd cho business

[MrAUFANATIC]

precious!!!!!!!!!!!!

precious!!!!!!!!!1

[snokiwilliams]

como no entiendo un carajo de ingles me imagino que cuando el llego y la vio tirada nle dijo: te lo dije puta te lo dije pero vos tenias que insistir con el programa jaja

[PjCrakerzTipsey23]

she like a fish out of water

[alienheadhahaha]

that's so harsh on the 4 year old watching - dancing about like that. i wouldn't want him to be my dad

[emericadill]

"it's gon be aight doe" hahahahaha

[SexualPhelps69]

Fat girl can run

[kingkongbassbeat]

A wild snorlax is thrashing around!

[coldexcalibur]

@kingkongbassbeat lmfao



[kingkongbassbeat]

I read you not the father and spits. Dammit. I came here looking to see someone get spit on. 

[KenyanBunnie]

literaly fell on the floor, flopping like a pancake from laughing too hard, cant breathe!!!!!!

[KenyanBunnie]

@KenyanBunnie 0:38 wt*??

[chonzerfool]

0:10 Maury is thinking "wtf is that smell"

[charismaticace]

My question is...why does she seem to be mad at HIM?

[madashell1200]

Who didn't know she would run like she saw a t-rex if he wasn't the father. I don't have any sympathy for the ones that act like damn fools before the results and slings accusations, insults and everything negative they can muster. She obviously slept with more than one guy but he was the father without a doubt in her mind. Fuck the bitches that come on this show.

[felipedarksiders]

oh fuck...she thinks the floor is water...

[mwsongwriter]

SHE REAN OFF THE STAGE LIKE MADEA!! xD

[TheHumanDirigible]

Actually, the splits made me positive he wasn't the father... Cuz faithful legs don't open that wide.

[8412Maverick]

@TheHumanDirigible hahahahahaha



[xoxocams]

Lmao when the guy keeps saying "you'll find the baby daddy, you'll find the baby daddy"

[Jaenae1988]

Did the splits for nothing.

[anton823]

Do you all feel like I do when these crazy women get owned like this??? I think to myself...why would you have sex with these dumb bitches, and thank God your NOT the father! Can you imagine what it would be like coming home to her every day...? Your better off keeping your pecker in your pants!

[Victoria3754]

I seen that episode xD

[viEN3RGYv]

Damn, a black guy will fuck anything lol

[allthesecars]

WHERE MAH CHILD SUPPOART AT?!

[weskulaszewski]

this look like the madea one



[xEazyC187x]

HE IS THE FATHER!! WATCH THIS! *splits*

[ronzak24]

the best parts are when she shows off to the crowd about how sure she is that he is the father.. and then it all quickly backfires on her the moment the results come out.. rofl

[jBOLDnBLUNT]

LMAO ! That was the most smooth splits i've ever seen !

[gdroff]

holy shit she ran like there was a 2 for 1 sale on donuts

[TheBigManM]

@gdroff No, dat would b a double cheeseburger...lmao!!

[PrettyPrincess2614]

@gdroff LMFAO!!!!!

[LandonStoner]

@gdroff lol.

[EvilDav666]

Out of control! Really.

[TheNamesMillen1]

to think thats this test go's on in U.S.A At lease 100 times a Day WOW

[HPhenomenal]

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

[numberX252]

What did she prove?

[DanielleAgarsMusic]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[17Nario17]

At 0:54 - 0:59 Its Looks Like She Is Having A Seizure..... LOL...! 

[Going2Frys]

Guile music plays in the background....

[pinkpokadotpanda]

You know... I feel really bad for the kids, they shouldn't be going through stuff like this.

[josephxuereb1]

what i dont get,she dises the guy,dances and does the splits and acts all cool,untill them imortal words...."you are not the father"..then she runs and maury comforts her,i mean when she did them splits i knew he was not the father,she opened her legs so far wide,another 22 dicks could have fitted into her large fat pussy lol :)

[1985arelis]

oh jeez...LOL she jiggled and BOUNCED off the floor a lil' bit. all that excess water weight

[swampskater]

I didn't know Precious went on Maury

[shelby119]

The reality of him being the father was as fake as her weave...

[TheDaidai05]

how in the hell soes maury not laugh in his shows

[NewfieAdam]

This is how sure I am he is the father.. *splits*.. how the fuck does that make any sense?

[karagz]

@NewfieAdam WEll it doesnt

My work is done here

[mrIdiditforthelulz]

@NewfieAdam by showing how well she can part her legs (Man I got totally baked before reading your comment....and I was pissing myself laughing)

[NewfieAdam]

@mrIdiditforthelulz lol good stuff. I always wonder.. what do these fucking trashy excuses for human life think when they see themselves acting retarded on tv? "Dis how sho I aint the father.. *fart*" that'd make more sense than the splits

[Knowledge3440]

When she ran to the back and threw herself on the floor and started to shake, she looked like a beached whale trying to get back in the water. Then maury was copping a feel.

[usdms13]

why's he so happy? he must of forgot he was desperate enough to go balls deep on that. too bad we can't pick our parents.

[Tundraboy05]

0:55 WILD SNORLAX USED STRUGGLE!

[RoxyDivaStar]

LOL bufa be rollin on da floor like a whale

[RubicantX]

0:08: A Nigger stench was emitted that can sterilize most men, run, run, HIDE!!!

[ChegzGT1EB]

Maury smelt fish

[drkrose88]

no wonder that earthquake happened a few months ago.. it was because of this!

[josephxuereb1]

@drkrose88 hahahah so funny lol

[replyandyousuckballs]

I'd be fucking happy too.

[panpantesmort]

Do americans know about things like dignity ? How can this kind of stuff can end on national tv ?

[Brink0War]

@panpantesmort On behalf of the rest of America, we're sorry...

[snehesten]

I wonder if they have a cameraman standing by with track shoes to follow whoever runs out after the verdict

[RiversideBR]

wow catch that snorlax they are hard to find! (lie) I dont even like pokemon what is so fucking cool about it?

[MrGorioR]

Wtf? Stupid bitch. lmfao

[Aeronauticalexplorer]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beekee2]

@ 1!:08 Maury move back from that beast

[nupe316]

so wait...a split now determines paternity??? Oh my damn!

[carter289ful]

She's Sad Cause The Twinkies Are Being DisContinued.lol

[StowAlex]

~ AWWW SNAP : /

[ronzak24]

wow she is fat..

[1234inches]

Im surprised that she didnt run out of breath after it took all that work for her to stand back up 0:04

[wingwing0404]

WHAT A CUNT period.

[superman1113215]

a tranquilizer would do the trick

[skydome29]

this is what social welfare does...

[mILLDEWcRACK]

she should be taken straight from the studio and steralised

[Murph1331]

the fucking baby acted more mature than the mother.

[Sirxchrish]

why's this bitch floppin on the floor like a pancake? and why the fuck would she wait 4 years for a dna test? what stupid fat bloated balloon bitch..

[drkrose88]

@Sirxchrish hahahaa

[Spined1234]

The guy must have had serious alcohol poisoning to sleep with that cow.

[iceandsteele]

I wonder how many floors Maury goes through every not-the-daddy result comes and those b*tches go belly flop on 'em

[anthonygamer]

Yuck! How much beer did e drink to has sex with her? She probably drugged and raped him. She's a monster.

[GoGadgetHookerClean]

HAHAHAH! Shes a bottle of emotion!

[screen571]

That is a lot of denim in those pants! 

[floatpool]

If a woman goes on the Maury show and gets free airfare and they have to report that as income, do they miss a welfare check, and are they now obligated to pop out another welfare baby?

[MrWolframagnum]

the fat lady was split before the result and when they found out that dude is not the father she was crying and wailing like a baby on the floor.... no more split.. no fair...

[7mandoblu]

The only time fat women from the hood or the trailer park will ever do any kind of running is on the Maury Povich Show when they find out the man or men they test isn't the father of their kids.

[DocterDrx]

she was running than she saw a doughnut on the floor

[godscuttingyoudown]

0:59 WOW I didn't know Maury spends his free time helping beached whales back into the water

[macslyx]

@godscuttingyoudown lol...u soo wrong...Lmaoooo!!!!!

[MaroonStorm]

@godscuttingyoudown lmao!!!!!!

[theshiznits2020]

Haha fat bitch, thumbs up for the guy!

[GtheJAR]

how can anyone fuck someone like that!

[CpsLock3]

Great the Earths rotation just changed again!

[tpeezyist]

ewwwwww

[Lanative89]

shes ugly assss hellll

[jayblac]

0:09 YUCKY

[XxArkang3l911xX]

Im surprised that her jeans stayed intact after that split... i thought they were gonna blow -_-

[ang3ll358]

That carpet just took a dirty ass to the face. lol

[terrence0258]

I feel bad for Precious. She's been through a lot.

[MikeyboyWilliams]

@terrence0258 hahahaha

[ohmeohmy711]

@terrence0258 L M A O

[missbridjety]

@terrence0258 l' and agreeing right along woth your comment

[ELCNUmorFnaMehT]

LOL at her legs collapsing under the weight.

[missbridjety]

@ELCNUmorFnaMehT thar's what I said=lol

[xDarkland]

0:47 WILD SNORLAX RUNS AWAY

[GreatMewtwo]

@xDarkland Enemy SNORLAX's ATTACK sharply fell.

[drkrose88]

@xDarkland LOLLL

[nandotime3000]

Is this before or after Precious gets AIDS?

[lucaselviserickson]

A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS

u are the father.. NOT!