I smoke weed every day. Like all day every day. I am 6'2" 330 pounds. My bodyfat percentage is around 20, I am not that fat I was a college football player. All you need to do to pass a drug test is to quit for about 2 days. On the day of your test drink a shit ton of water. The last drug test I drank so much water I puked. I pissed around 8 times before I went in to take my drug test. About 90 minutes before the test take 2 multi-vitamins to turn piss yellow. Message me for any questions
If u don't want 2 buy a home drug test then u can always go to a job agency and u fill out a paper or 2 like normal then they ask for u 2 pee in a cup and since ur not really concerned with a job there it don't matter if u pass or fail but of course this doesn't get sent to a lab it gets done there in a few minutes..
Honestly ppl who say "or you could stop smoking weed" are the biggest douchebags and have probably never smoked before cause they didn't have the balls or didn't want to upset mommy
all i got to say is that i bought a detox drink and it gave me the shits!! so i didnt piss it out at all.but i got to try this shit cause there s got to be a way around this shit. but lord willin i just quit smoking weed.
Basically only thing you need is to speed up your metabolism... I recommend going to a sauna, drinking water in the sauna. Sweating for hours on end, same as exercising.
the AZO works but ide gave it 5 days taking six tabs a day along with large amounts of cranberry juice,just took my home test for thc and passed i am 50 yr old woman weighing 200 lbs lotz of fat cells....
Don't trust @ home drug test kits. I used the one shown in this video and passed it twice. I went for a pre-employment drug screen and failed. Thanks at home test brand. Best way is to go to a local lab and pay the extra 25 bucks to have a lab test you and get real results.
@CDresser1984 oh just great ive bought two and one was dirty so i used azo and lotz ofcranberry juice took another and passed,now i can worry all over again
Man theres all these different videos telling me different things , and i dont know what to do . I got a drug test monday and im pretty sure im going to fail .
@1212Mrchristianp bro i feel you ive watched so much shit and its all different detox works then its like detox doesnt work, if its your first test youll get a warning all good bro
The best way to get it out of your system is to drink plenty of water and cranberry juice so you piss a lot. And work out so you can start sweating it out. And also stay away from greasy fast food cause the THC stays in your fat cells longer so don't eat anything fried. Stick to salads and veggies for the time being.
That's not true . Those drinks that you buy from a vitamin shop do work if you follow the instruction's correctly but you only have a few hours to take the test otherwise it stops working after like six hours and as for using bleach it is not meant to be ingested . You put a small drop in your urine but it won't clear it out it only comes out inconclusive so it is not recommended. Cause they might want a second test.
wat if i am 5'10" 120 lbs. super fast metabolism, very active all the time. stopped smoking for only 36 hours before test. within the first 24 hours i did a couple extremmmme workouts and sweated a shit load. like never before. i pissed like 10 pure clean times that day. i happened to get sick that night before the test (throwup, diahria) all night. and i sweated alot. before the test i drank as much water as my weak stomach cud take. my piss was normal color for the test. think i passed ????
Last week I failed using Quick fix fake pee. Lost my job and feel so let down. Saw a video about real human urine so I'm gonna order from that company called Everythingurine for my next job if i can find one.
@ThePurpPuffer Hey brother, yeah I followed the instructions to the tee and the nurse verified the temp was good and accepted the sample (Quick Fix). So I thought I was golden until I got a call from the MRO from Quest labs and they said that they knew I substituted my urine with fake pee and therefore I failed my drug test. So I found another job and ordered that real pee from everythingurine and I'm waiting on those results to see if real urine will work. I'll post what happens.
@ThePurpPuffer Yeah I passed brother. Gonna be a good christmas now that I got another job after failing with quick fix. That real urine from everythingurine worked for me. Thx again and merry christmas brother.
i know u dont drink it this whole thing is funny if u are too young to know how to handle ur stuff piss test or what ever lay off and get another job. i am 40 and hav been able to sneak by many times. my wife on the other hand has got caught 2 times and she only smokes once a year if that.
ok how dare any of u miss lead ur employer. HA HA HA . smoke it up. i have passed 6 or 7 test by just drinking water and laying off it a day or three before test.( i drank a 2 gal day of and night before test) but man i had to piss bad waiting in the waiting room. AS FOR the synthetic urine. i aint drink en NO urine synthetic or not.
Twice I've stopped smoking pot 3 or 4 days before a piss test, passed both. 170 lbs, 5'10" average mass etc etc ..
Drink water the day before and nothing else with a couple cranberry pills, eat very little. Day of test drink more water and eat a lot of fatty food, pop a few aspirin and a b12 and you should be good to go.
@ThePurpPuffer It did for me unless there some other factor I didn't know about.
My guess is being hungry the day before forces your body to eat fat cells, then putting on a clean layer of fatty cells into your fat the next is what worked.
By no means do I say "this works", just seems to have for me, twice.
@Jtothecub yo bud i used to have friends who didnt smoke. get some of their pee and put it in some kind of container and when your suspicious of testing just tape it to your leg (if your parents are the type to check pockets. use like half the probably coldened pee and half hot ass water from your sink. thats what i used to do and pass every single time. and my parents were douches
WoW!!!!!!111one! what an awesome video!!!!!!111one. so basically, just get synthetic urine... gee. thanks, growgreen420. what a waste of 2 minutes and 21 seconds.
EVERYONE JUST SKIP TO THE END PART THAT SAYS "SYNTHETIC URINE ALWAYS WORKS."!
fuck that scrutiny... is they ask to test you get mad and say go fuck yourself... you are all bitches for letting people get away with as much as they do..
@chromakey84 such a stupid idea. on a construction site, you will be removed from site regardless if you fail or refuse to take it. you need more knowledge and consciousness.
HELP! I'm taking a drug test at 6:30pm on thursday (3 days from now) I haven't been smoking for 2 weeks until is smoked 2 schwag blunts on Saturday. I've been exercising like crazy, drinking a gallon of cranberry juice each day, and I've been taking cranberry pills. Will this work or should I just declare failure right now?
@TheSmartestTaco THC is stored in body fat drinking alot of water isn't gonna get all the THC out of your system like the video said so you would probably fail.
I weigh like 95 pounds, I smoked two joints and like two bowls yesterday, dank stuff, like 35% thc content. I have a very high immune system and metabolism. I drink a lot of soda and get a lot of caffeine, I've pissed about 4 times since smoking it. Would I be good to pass a test within the next couple days?
i haven't smoked in 5 months and then i finally take a few hits of a blunt of some potent shit. its friday and i smoked on wednesday. my employer expects me to bring the results in by monday. Do i have enough time?
YO how much time does it take to fully pass out your system with the methods given in the video? I got testes in about 2 -3 months tops... oh and does it help with hair sampling to?? answer bro answer!
@playgroundpervert same for hair samples cuz I got really long hippie hair and I cant be having that show up... n I never smoke like a whole joint it's more like 3-6 pulls every 2 days... I struggle 2 quit =(
I just got caught after my 5th time I never got a chance to really start but I really liked it. I'm grounded for a month and after that I kind want to do it again but my mom said she's going to give me random drug tests.is there any way to completely pass them?
Last time i smoked was 2weeks ago and i mite have test soon my urine is clean and i barly got high from when i smoked 2weeks ago i am skinny and drink and piss alot per day will i pass??
Where do u buy tht fake piss shit lol I got caught with weed but I wanna keep smoking, so yea my mom jst randomly shits out drug tests for me, any help??
@paigeismello don't actually smoke for while and "prove" to your mom you're not a fuck up. She'll stop testing you if you actually stop being a dumb fuck about how you spend your free time. That make sense?
1. get bottle w temp gauge 2. find someone with real clean piss 3.buy a hand warmer 4. put piss n bottle and duct tape handwarmer to bottle, so when they temp it. 4. keep smoking and, buy sac with all that $420$ u woulda spent with tests drinks and crap. : ]
The detox drinks do work. I smoked every day for a looong time. I had to take a surprise drug test with less than 24 hours to get cleaned up. I bought that drink, and I passed the test.
@MsJamaicanBeautyXxo I honestly don't remember. It was a bright colored bottle that had a small pouch attached to it. You have to pour the liquid into the bottle, shake it up, and drink it an hour before your test. Then fill the bottle up with water and drink that. You have to pee twice. The first time, it's going to be a weird neon orange color. The second time will be more of a normal color. Then HOLD IT. The third piss has the stuff in it that dilutes the THC.
Pot is very hard to get rid of. The bigger you are the longer it sticks around. I smoked a joint a day for about three months. Well,its been almost 90 days since I smoked and Im still testing positive. It takes "months"....trust me. I hate weed now. Ill never touch that stuff again.
@EnuffSkater147 Why on Earth would you only take onne puff? not nough to get high but enough to fail a drug test haha. chances are its still there though. less you flushed it out er sweat it out. that was a week ago now though so your fine
this is random buuuut does anyone know if kmart drug tests for a cashier position? I have an interview tomorrow and i heard they make you go to a lab after the interview i dont think ill pass =/ but hopin they dont bother for cashiers..anyone know?
@princesstri5150 they do man i applied there and same shit i had a test but i used synthetic X urine and i passed another one!!! definatley worth the money considering it gets you a job dont listen to these dbags saying synthetic doesnt work i bet my left nut if will work
@jnrc1988 dude come everyone knows that if you have smoked within the past week and a half of so its so shitty to take a test no matter what you do if you get one of the more expensive synthetics then you have at least a 98% chance of passing as long as you can keep at body temperature and to clarify DONT GET DR GREEN synthetic it will fail but synthetic X works its 45 dollars though :/
okay so i got a drug test on thursday.. i smoked last about 2 weeks ago. i drink a decent amount of water and go for a 3 mile run nearly every weekday. am i good??
@dragonwarlord69 I know a kid who has like 0 body fat who never ran or anything and smoked every day, and he passed in 2 weeks, you should be ok but possibly not.
i have a drug test in 16 days and i have been smoking 2 joints in the last 16 days will i be completely "clean" until the test if i smoked about probably everyday before the 16 days? please someone answer
I am 5 foot 7 weigh 135. I am extremely fit, very VERY little fat on my body. i go to the gym 6 times a week. I smoked 3 and a half days ago and about 12 days before that. Im trying to get a job and i know they will drug test me. Estimates on how long it will take for me to be clean? THANKS!!!
@Vaun686 I think you should be perfectly fine. i realize this is the day you have the interview. I am very interested to hear how it went, because i am also in a very similar position.
it will still work i passed mine yesterday for probation with flying colors with drinking all the water u will be very uncomfortable but just try to sit and relax and think before you speak being so uncomfortable u could say something stupid
if ur diluting ur pee with water take a b12 pill 3 hrs before test i have a test today at 10 am and i smoke everyday every chance i get. what i do is:
i drink plenty of water the night before and the three hrs before test i mix a 64 oz gatorade with 1 certo pack ( gelatin pectin) about 3 dollars at wal-mart, drink in ten mins and u will be clean for 4 hrs piss twice before taking test and use the mid cycle of your stream
@MrTnig08 that's what someone else told me too! I have a test tomorrow at 10 am and I haven't smoked in what's been months..but I did have 2 lollipops within the past 3 days :\ do any of you think this method will still work?
ok so i have only smoked once and it was 3 weeks ago and i have a drug test today....i did lots of research..i have an athlete body, 160 lbs, workout/run pretty much everyday and drink almost more than half of a gallon a day..do u guys think i be able to pass?
@baconbitch420 of course you'll pass, if you have at least two hours of sweaty exercise and you have drank only eater to quench your bodies thirst, you will be clean and in the clear also follow this vid's instructions about the water and exercise
alright i haven't smoked for about a week now and my test is the 2nd of august, i smoked a blunt with 3 other people and a couple bong packs. im 5,4 100 pounds im skinny with a fast metabolism. ive been sweating everyday for at least 1 or 2 a day and drinking water and triple strength cranberry pills. will i pass? please respond
listen to this guy and you'll fail supid fucker......synthetic is detectable in any lab based test.....and doesnt smell or look real.....(easily detectable by the tester.....in which case you would have to pee again if they think its fake then wat? dumb fuck).
i have just passed my drug test it was easy aw what am i kidding it was hard just drink a shit lod of water by some multivitamins that have a lot of b vitamins dont eat before the test and write before the test about 30 mins before drink 2 bottles of watter peee in the cup only the middle stream of your pee thc usally dosent go there and workout somewhat i smoke about 2 times a week i passed my test in 13 days i weigh 120 and im 5'4. dont by detox shit doesent work
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All I know about it is my sister had to pass a test for a new job in a week so she just drank a gallon of cranberry juice a day for 5 days and went running. Totally clean.
I have a drug test 4 days. I'm not a daily smoker I havnt smoked in a month but on the 29th of June I smoked like 2 or 3 bowls of weed with some bomb ass hash on it. Do you guys think I will pass? What should I do to have a better possibility of passing he drug test?
@RoastedRaspberries Yeah i had to stop cause i got a ticket for possession of marijuana and I got drug counciling. So i cant really smoke anymore cause i get tested every 2 weeks or so.
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@martinezskippy a very frequent smoker usually takes 49-60 days to get clean. The BEST way to pass is a healthy low cal diet and daily exercise. Dilution is only effective on the day of the test because it removes THC metabolites which are ready to be excreted. Drinking lots of water anytime before the test day is useless because THC is stored in fat and can only be removed via metabolic processes(exercise-"burning fat")
@tooterization I'll have a drug test tomorrow afternoon, I stopped smoking weed a month before.My last smoke was around May 23 from April I'd smoke half a stick a day. I did some exercise but not daily, but I sweat a lot since I live in the Philippines. Am I free from the worry of taking the test?
Hello I'm 17 years old Ive been smoking weed everyday for the past 3 months I stopped a week ago and I've been running alot and drinking water my drug test is till another 25 days if I keep doing the same thing every day and take cranberry pills will I be clean? Please someone help!
Okay i hope someone replys in time, i have a interview with a doctors office, because i am a Medical Assistant, i dont smoke that much but i smoke often, im 205 pounds at 6'1, i need to know how to completely flush my system and rid of the substance that is there. I ONLY SMOKE WEED. I do not do any other drug. Please help anyone?
@vergelrocks1 Kinda the same way you always hear... I have used fake piss and heated it up at a gas station microwave on the way to my test, then strapped that ho to my inner thigh... was a lil nervous but i passed. Just have to make sure the temp strip reads body temp and not 104 like my dumass did once when i overheated it... Or do a detox drink. Like the ones from head shops. Just follow the directions given and you'll be good. Have done a drink 5times and used fake piss once... Both works
@vergelrocks1 Kinda the same way you always hear... Ive used fake piss and heated it up at a gas station microwave on the way to my test, then strapped that ho to my inner thigh... was a lil nervous but i passed. Just have to make sure the temp strip reads body temp and not 104 like my dumass did once when i overheated it. Or do a detox drink. Like the ones from head shops. Just follow the directions given and you'll be good. Have done a drink 5times and used fake piss 2times. watch the temp!
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Im sorry but this video is bad dont follow the rules...You want to pass...Look im a heavy chronic smoker, hot boxed 3 blunts of purple haze a day before a random urine test....all you need is to pop advils they hide the THC and no way to detect if you pop them....pop 4 before the test, or 8hours pop 4 then 4 hours pop 4....then 1 gallon of water or gatorade 3 hours every 15min drink 8oz...pop 4 vit B pills so your piss doesnt look white...then thank me later :)
I smoke weed every day. Like all day every day. I am 6'2" 330 pounds. My bodyfat percentage is around 20, I am not that fat I was a college football player. All you need to do to pass a drug test is to quit for about 2 days. On the day of your test drink a shit ton of water. The last drug test I drank so much water I puked. I pissed around 8 times before I went in to take my drug test. About 90 minutes before the test take 2 multi-vitamins to turn piss yellow. Message me for any questions
r70stunna 12 hours ago
If u don't want 2 buy a home drug test then u can always go to a job agency and u fill out a paper or 2 like normal then they ask for u 2 pee in a cup and since ur not really concerned with a job there it don't matter if u pass or fail but of course this doesn't get sent to a lab it gets done there in a few minutes..
boltspeedman21 2 days ago
Honestly ppl who say "or you could stop smoking weed" are the biggest douchebags and have probably never smoked before cause they didn't have the balls or didn't want to upset mommy
xTheBlitzx 4 days ago
Must pass PISS TEST!!
GeneralMcNuggs 4 days ago
all i got to say is that i bought a detox drink and it gave me the shits!! so i didnt piss it out at all.but i got to try this shit cause there s got to be a way around this shit. but lord willin i just quit smoking weed.
aceboogie1001 1 week ago
I found this entire video utterly impossible to masturbate to
..well except for a couple of parts...
Wikipunani 1 week ago 4
can it be any type of cranberry pills or does it have to be azos?
THATwoodgrainKID 2 weeks ago
Basically only thing you need is to speed up your metabolism... I recommend going to a sauna, drinking water in the sauna. Sweating for hours on end, same as exercising.
hiettimo 2 weeks ago
the AZO works but ide gave it 5 days taking six tabs a day along with large amounts of cranberry juice,just took my home test for thc and passed i am 50 yr old woman weighing 200 lbs lotz of fat cells....
kazbill1961 2 weeks ago
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Blazedbakery 3 weeks ago
If you do bring synthetic urine, make sure it's heated, some test will look for that to see if ur fucking with it or not
VertPimpin 3 weeks ago
This doesn't help much for random drug tests, other than the synthetic urine
lunadovely 3 weeks ago
This work for cocaine too ?
Jokerjoe951 3 weeks ago
@Jokerjoe951 Gtfo.
XplicitCinemas 3 weeks ago
Help me
Crazy14ness 3 weeks ago
Need help I need something that will 100% clean my shit for tommor's drug test
Crazy14ness 3 weeks ago
Don't trust @ home drug test kits. I used the one shown in this video and passed it twice. I went for a pre-employment drug screen and failed. Thanks at home test brand. Best way is to go to a local lab and pay the extra 25 bucks to have a lab test you and get real results.
CDresser1984 1 month ago
@CDresser1984 oh just great ive bought two and one was dirty so i used azo and lotz ofcranberry juice took another and passed,now i can worry all over again
kazbill1961 2 weeks ago
or........
you could just stop smoking pod >.>
MrGh0stlyGhost 1 month ago
@MrGh0stlyGhost I love smoking pod!
kingboru86 4 weeks ago
Fuck my big bro always smoked and he just asked me to piss in a cup for him. He brought his own piss
slyspy70 1 month ago
FAKE, there is no way nowhere days to pass the marijuana tests. They are 99% safe.
alexistheboss15 1 month ago
i got a test today..... Im not gonna pass
poopfaceabc123 1 month ago
Man theres all these different videos telling me different things , and i dont know what to do . I got a drug test monday and im pretty sure im going to fail .
1212Mrchristianp 1 month ago 11
@1212Mrchristianp bro i feel you ive watched so much shit and its all different detox works then its like detox doesnt work, if its your first test youll get a warning all good bro
Famous3x0forlife 1 month ago
@Famous3x0forlife yeah well i passed anyways it was easier than i thought.
1212Mrchristianp 1 month ago
I drank 3oz of bleach befor the a drug test. I had to go to the hospital!. I almost died!
tigerblood420k 1 month ago
@tigerblood420k you think>>
musichead47 1 month ago
@tigerblood420k Awww you clown!
thr33wisemonks 2 weeks ago
The best way to get it out of your system is to drink plenty of water and cranberry juice so you piss a lot. And work out so you can start sweating it out. And also stay away from greasy fast food cause the THC stays in your fat cells longer so don't eat anything fried. Stick to salads and veggies for the time being.
notsokewl 2 months ago
That's not true . Those drinks that you buy from a vitamin shop do work if you follow the instruction's correctly but you only have a few hours to take the test otherwise it stops working after like six hours and as for using bleach it is not meant to be ingested . You put a small drop in your urine but it won't clear it out it only comes out inconclusive so it is not recommended. Cause they might want a second test.
notsokewl 2 months ago
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wat if i am 5'10" 120 lbs. super fast metabolism, very active all the time. stopped smoking for only 36 hours before test. within the first 24 hours i did a couple extremmmme workouts and sweated a shit load. like never before. i pissed like 10 pure clean times that day. i happened to get sick that night before the test (throwup, diahria) all night. and i sweated alot. before the test i drank as much water as my weak stomach cud take. my piss was normal color for the test. think i passed ????
MCML89 2 months ago
How long does diss take tho??
any have a quick & real way to pass a test with store bought or home remedies?
juliotorres559 2 months ago
if you have a medical card for cannnabis would they still give you a job?
auxbel 2 months ago
Last week I failed using Quick fix fake pee. Lost my job and feel so let down. Saw a video about real human urine so I'm gonna order from that company called Everythingurine for my next job if i can find one.
MegaBiker5 2 months ago
@MegaBiker5 how did you fail man? there not any thc in it
ThePurpPuffer 2 months ago
@ThePurpPuffer Hey brother, yeah I followed the instructions to the tee and the nurse verified the temp was good and accepted the sample (Quick Fix). So I thought I was golden until I got a call from the MRO from Quest labs and they said that they knew I substituted my urine with fake pee and therefore I failed my drug test. So I found another job and ordered that real pee from everythingurine and I'm waiting on those results to see if real urine will work. I'll post what happens.
MegaBiker5 1 month ago
@MegaBiker5 Damn, i hope you pass man
ThePurpPuffer 1 month ago
@ThePurpPuffer Yeah I passed brother. Gonna be a good christmas now that I got another job after failing with quick fix. That real urine from everythingurine worked for me. Thx again and merry christmas brother.
MegaBiker5 1 month ago
i know u dont drink it this whole thing is funny if u are too young to know how to handle ur stuff piss test or what ever lay off and get another job. i am 40 and hav been able to sneak by many times. my wife on the other hand has got caught 2 times and she only smokes once a year if that.
aseale7410 2 months ago
ok how dare any of u miss lead ur employer. HA HA HA . smoke it up. i have passed 6 or 7 test by just drinking water and laying off it a day or three before test.( i drank a 2 gal day of and night before test) but man i had to piss bad waiting in the waiting room. AS FOR the synthetic urine. i aint drink en NO urine synthetic or not.
aseale7410 2 months ago
@aseale7410 Your not supposta drink it ...... your supposta strap it to your leg and let it out of a tube when they not looking .
bockydo 2 months ago
Twice I've stopped smoking pot 3 or 4 days before a piss test, passed both. 170 lbs, 5'10" average mass etc etc ..
Drink water the day before and nothing else with a couple cranberry pills, eat very little. Day of test drink more water and eat a lot of fatty food, pop a few aspirin and a b12 and you should be good to go.
Not a bible on how to, just my story!
Hempstraw 2 months ago
@Hempstraw and this works?
ThePurpPuffer 2 months ago
@ThePurpPuffer It did for me unless there some other factor I didn't know about.
My guess is being hungry the day before forces your body to eat fat cells, then putting on a clean layer of fatty cells into your fat the next is what worked.
By no means do I say "this works", just seems to have for me, twice.
cheers!
Hempstraw 2 months ago
Fill a bottle with wiz before getting high, on the day of the test run the bottle under hot water and there u go
9Iamthewalrus 2 months ago
wut song is this
hunniBear33 2 months ago
cool
thanks!
hunniBear33 2 months ago
cool song
fetalfirefight 3 months ago
I was recently caught by parents, any way I can pass random drug tests 100% if I keep smoking
Jtothecub 3 months ago
@Jtothecub yo bud i used to have friends who didnt smoke. get some of their pee and put it in some kind of container and when your suspicious of testing just tape it to your leg (if your parents are the type to check pockets. use like half the probably coldened pee and half hot ass water from your sink. thats what i used to do and pass every single time. and my parents were douches
wolstenholmem 3 months ago
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johnwaynegacy94 3 months ago
whats synthetic urine?
MysteriousStrang3r 3 months ago
WoW!!!!!!111one! what an awesome video!!!!!!111one. so basically, just get synthetic urine... gee. thanks, growgreen420. what a waste of 2 minutes and 21 seconds.
EVERYONE JUST SKIP TO THE END PART THAT SAYS "SYNTHETIC URINE ALWAYS WORKS."!
this video gets an F-
joeleb 3 months ago
fuck that scrutiny... is they ask to test you get mad and say go fuck yourself... you are all bitches for letting people get away with as much as they do..
knowledge consciousness and freedom
chromakey84 3 months ago
@chromakey84 such a stupid idea. on a construction site, you will be removed from site regardless if you fail or refuse to take it. you need more knowledge and consciousness.
joeleb 3 months ago
@joeleb you are a perfect example of a fucking coward sheep, enjoy your shit grunt construction job asshole..
chromakey84 2 months ago
@chromakey84 dude. why are you so angry? what i said is fact. and yes. i do enjoy my job as an electrician. thanks! ^_^
lvebenal 2 months ago
HELP! I'm taking a drug test at 6:30pm on thursday (3 days from now) I haven't been smoking for 2 weeks until is smoked 2 schwag blunts on Saturday. I've been exercising like crazy, drinking a gallon of cranberry juice each day, and I've been taking cranberry pills. Will this work or should I just declare failure right now?
friendo49 3 months ago
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jacobrobertkelly 3 months ago
@friendo49 well, if you watched the video, you would have learned that all it takes is synthetic urine. google that shit.
joeleb 3 months ago
i heard azo doesnt work
xXBCARLXx 3 months ago
also, I drank like three bottles of water right after I smoked.
TheSmartestTaco 3 months ago
@TheSmartestTaco THC is stored in body fat drinking alot of water isn't gonna get all the THC out of your system like the video said so you would probably fail.
xXBCARLXx 3 months ago
I weigh like 95 pounds, I smoked two joints and like two bowls yesterday, dank stuff, like 35% thc content. I have a very high immune system and metabolism. I drink a lot of soda and get a lot of caffeine, I've pissed about 4 times since smoking it. Would I be good to pass a test within the next couple days?
TheSmartestTaco 3 months ago
Also, you need to eat something to keep your piss yellow. They lower the cutoff levels if you have clear piss.
TheSTDStudios 3 months ago
i haven't smoked in 5 months and then i finally take a few hits of a blunt of some potent shit. its friday and i smoked on wednesday. my employer expects me to bring the results in by monday. Do i have enough time?
85335tunji 3 months ago
@85335tunji Did you have enough time?
InvertedHorizon 2 months ago
@InvertedHorizon yea I ended up not taking the test until Wednesday
85335tunji 1 month ago
YO how much time does it take to fully pass out your system with the methods given in the video? I got testes in about 2 -3 months tops... oh and does it help with hair sampling to?? answer bro answer!
UnderstandingAll 3 months ago
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playgroundpervert 3 months ago
@playgroundpervert same for hair samples cuz I got really long hippie hair and I cant be having that show up... n I never smoke like a whole joint it's more like 3-6 pulls every 2 days... I struggle 2 quit =(
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WuffPakk7 4 months ago
I just got caught after my 5th time I never got a chance to really start but I really liked it. I'm grounded for a month and after that I kind want to do it again but my mom said she's going to give me random drug tests.is there any way to completely pass them?
Jtothecub 4 months ago
Last time i smoked was 2weeks ago and i mite have test soon my urine is clean and i barly got high from when i smoked 2weeks ago i am skinny and drink and piss alot per day will i pass??
Mazury2011 4 months ago
@Mazury2011 nope good luck sucka
ramclam1 4 months ago
@ramclam1 shut the fuck up he will pass if he drinks enough water and takes some b 12 vitamins you dick hole
steffanieanmichael 4 months ago
Where do u buy tht fake piss shit lol I got caught with weed but I wanna keep smoking, so yea my mom jst randomly shits out drug tests for me, any help??
paigeismello 4 months ago
@paigeismello don't actually smoke for while and "prove" to your mom you're not a fuck up. She'll stop testing you if you actually stop being a dumb fuck about how you spend your free time. That make sense?
zeus7623 4 months ago
@paigeismello quit smoking,most likely she drug tested you cause your a dumbass!
TheMangokushking 4 months ago
1. get bottle w temp gauge 2. find someone with real clean piss 3.buy a hand warmer 4. put piss n bottle and duct tape handwarmer to bottle, so when they temp it. 4. keep smoking and, buy sac with all that $420$ u woulda spent with tests drinks and crap. : ]
DANK420BOY 4 months ago
Bleach will work if its an at home test, you pee as little as possible and u put in about 20 drops in before AND after, i do it all the time
Jbinkley79 4 months ago
89 people didnt pass their drug test..
pwnermies1 4 months ago 5
@pwnermies1 oh bullshit.
this doesnt work these days.
It MAY work if you're doing a simple drug test (like a home test) but if your urine gets sent to the lab...you're fucked!
MAKER6450 1 month ago
The detox drinks do work. I smoked every day for a looong time. I had to take a surprise drug test with less than 24 hours to get cleaned up. I bought that drink, and I passed the test.
KuatoFilms 4 months ago 2
@KuatoFilms what kind of drink was it? exactly how long and how much had you been smoking before you took the test?
Suckbe420 3 months ago
@Suckbe420 I forgot the name brand of the drink, but I literally smoked up everyday and the night before the test I was puffin' on a joint.
KuatoFilms 3 months ago
@KuatoFilms what detox drink did you use?
MsJamaicanBeautyXxo 1 month ago
@MsJamaicanBeautyXxo I honestly don't remember. It was a bright colored bottle that had a small pouch attached to it. You have to pour the liquid into the bottle, shake it up, and drink it an hour before your test. Then fill the bottle up with water and drink that. You have to pee twice. The first time, it's going to be a weird neon orange color. The second time will be more of a normal color. Then HOLD IT. The third piss has the stuff in it that dilutes the THC.
KuatoFilms 1 month ago
Pot is very hard to get rid of. The bigger you are the longer it sticks around. I smoked a joint a day for about three months. Well,its been almost 90 days since I smoked and Im still testing positive. It takes "months"....trust me. I hate weed now. Ill never touch that stuff again.
gallantman44 4 months ago
@gallantman44 ur a loser smh
anime13god 4 months ago
@gallantman44 good more for us you queer
tharealjoon 3 months ago
If you had ONE puff on a spliff two days ago, would it have left your system by now?
EnuffSkater147 5 months ago
@EnuffSkater147 Why on Earth would you only take onne puff? not nough to get high but enough to fail a drug test haha. chances are its still there though. less you flushed it out er sweat it out. that was a week ago now though so your fine
SketchyNobody 4 months ago
The best way to pass a drug test is to not use drugs… period.
detoxdrugtesting 5 months ago
@detoxdrugtesting Nop! the best way to pass a drug test is by legalization in it and for the ppl to stop judging the way of life of others.
(FYI this works/ if it doesn't then try searching a stronger body clean that is sold on pharmacy store or online website, works,peaces and happy toke)
LoboDeBayamon 5 months ago
this is random buuuut does anyone know if kmart drug tests for a cashier position? I have an interview tomorrow and i heard they make you go to a lab after the interview i dont think ill pass =/ but hopin they dont bother for cashiers..anyone know?
princesstri5150 5 months ago
@princesstri5150 they do man i applied there and same shit i had a test but i used synthetic X urine and i passed another one!!! definatley worth the money considering it gets you a job dont listen to these dbags saying synthetic doesnt work i bet my left nut if will work
420burnednugz 5 months ago
@420burnednugz lol alright ty!!!
princesstri5150 5 months ago
or does vitamine b pills help your urine to become yellow? if so how many should i take the day of the test?
Mikael909 5 months ago
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could you mask the dilution of the urine the day of the test by eating red meat, flakes and nuts?
Mikael909 5 months ago
what is this song
nhal7751 5 months ago
@nhal7751 i wonder too :P anyone?
Mikael909 5 months ago
What if you take one hit?
looney408 5 months ago
please help, i smoked about 10 days ago and i have been drinking lots of water, i have to test in 3 days, should i be ok?
VVarhound 5 months ago
@VVarhound not likely man i took a 25 day break and still failed a test i gave myself
420burnednugz 5 months ago
@420burnednugz well good for you. but i have seen it fail. so unless u want to take a chance and sabotage everyone here then go ahead.
jnrc1988 5 months ago
@jnrc1988 dude come everyone knows that if you have smoked within the past week and a half of so its so shitty to take a test no matter what you do if you get one of the more expensive synthetics then you have at least a 98% chance of passing as long as you can keep at body temperature and to clarify DONT GET DR GREEN synthetic it will fail but synthetic X works its 45 dollars though :/
420burnednugz 5 months ago
man i liove this song... whatever it is.... awesome
MyLastFridayNight 5 months ago
okay so i got a drug test on thursday.. i smoked last about 2 weeks ago. i drink a decent amount of water and go for a 3 mile run nearly every weekday. am i good??
dragonwarlord69 5 months ago
@dragonwarlord69 I know a kid who has like 0 body fat who never ran or anything and smoked every day, and he passed in 2 weeks, you should be ok but possibly not.
cabbagesftw 5 months ago
@dragonwarlord69 a friend of mine passed in only 2 days .....i think your good but keep doin what your doin to be sure
ShadowKingJr 5 months ago
If you want to pass your urine test:
1. Take a condom, or small squirt bottle
2. On the day of the test, have a friend who DEFINITELY does not do drugs piss into the bottle or condom.
3. Take a small hand warmer and attach it to the side of the bottle/condom.
4. Secure it under your sack.
5. Walk around a little bit. It helps to wear compression shorts and baggy pants.
6. When in the test, release the urine into their bottle. Make sure the urine is about the temperature of your hand.
thunderchunky33 5 months ago
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i have a drug test in 16 days and i have been smoking 2 joints in the last 16 days will i be completely "clean" until the test if i smoked about probably everyday before the 16 days? please someone answer
Mikael909 5 months ago
Don't use synthetic piss. It doesn't work anymore.
jnrc1988 5 months ago
@jnrc1988 Yeah man, a freind of mine got busted using synthetic. He said it was more awkward then just saying "yup, i smoke pot"
thewardsean 5 months ago
@jnrc1988 bullshit i used it three days ago you must have got the wrong one
420burnednugz 5 months ago
@420burnednugz Or you went to a hick drug testing lab
jnrc1988 5 months ago
@jnrc1988 lol unlikely considering it was through the court system it was a urinalisys maybe they suck? lol thank god i passed eh
420burnednugz 5 months ago
@jnrc1988 BS it doesn't work anymore... where do you get of saying that?
housedjforever 4 months ago
I am 5 foot 7 weigh 135. I am extremely fit, very VERY little fat on my body. i go to the gym 6 times a week. I smoked 3 and a half days ago and about 12 days before that. Im trying to get a job and i know they will drug test me. Estimates on how long it will take for me to be clean? THANKS!!!
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Vaun686 5 months ago
@Vaun686 I think you should be perfectly fine. i realize this is the day you have the interview. I am very interested to hear how it went, because i am also in a very similar position.
tailzzzruasleep 5 months ago
Can drinking shitloads of water work alone?
ukessko 5 months ago
@ukessko thats what im trying'
yowlow35 5 months ago
does a shit load of tuna fish count?
getalife3111 5 months ago
it will still work i passed mine yesterday for probation with flying colors with drinking all the water u will be very uncomfortable but just try to sit and relax and think before you speak being so uncomfortable u could say something stupid
MrTnig08 5 months ago
if ur diluting ur pee with water take a b12 pill 3 hrs before test i have a test today at 10 am and i smoke everyday every chance i get. what i do is:
i drink plenty of water the night before and the three hrs before test i mix a 64 oz gatorade with 1 certo pack ( gelatin pectin) about 3 dollars at wal-mart, drink in ten mins and u will be clean for 4 hrs piss twice before taking test and use the mid cycle of your stream
MrTnig08 5 months ago
@MrTnig08 that's what someone else told me too! I have a test tomorrow at 10 am and I haven't smoked in what's been months..but I did have 2 lollipops within the past 3 days :\ do any of you think this method will still work?
mchu5 5 months ago
@mchu5 good luck and let me know if it works by tomorrow :) i would really like to know because of friends that have parole.
TheRealEvo 5 months ago
ok so i have only smoked once and it was 3 weeks ago and i have a drug test today....i did lots of research..i have an athlete body, 160 lbs, workout/run pretty much everyday and drink almost more than half of a gallon a day..do u guys think i be able to pass?
jatt426 5 months ago
@jatt426 you'll be fine brother
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Purple8gold24 5 months ago
Penicillin is the only thing that works truly but in my country you need a prescription
1h23h237whejh23h 5 months ago
I wanna smoke with fine female but I can't I have a drug test :/ fuck
ito7122 5 months ago
fucking word ive been dieing to smoke another blunt
baconbitch420 6 months ago
@baconbitch420 of course you'll pass, if you have at least two hours of sweaty exercise and you have drank only eater to quench your bodies thirst, you will be clean and in the clear also follow this vid's instructions about the water and exercise
jctumamao 6 months ago
@baconbitch420 drink a gallon of water the day b4 ur test and the day of ur test about 2-4hours b4 ur test n ull most likely pass
theykilledkenny99 6 months ago
alright i haven't smoked for about a week now and my test is the 2nd of august, i smoked a blunt with 3 other people and a couple bong packs. im 5,4 100 pounds im skinny with a fast metabolism. ive been sweating everyday for at least 1 or 2 a day and drinking water and triple strength cranberry pills. will i pass? please respond
baconbitch420 6 months ago
@baconbitch420 hell yea
chris56376 6 months ago in playlist chrisnfefe clips
listen to this guy and you'll fail supid fucker......synthetic is detectable in any lab based test.....and doesnt smell or look real.....(easily detectable by the tester.....in which case you would have to pee again if they think its fake then wat? dumb fuck).
orrysm 6 months ago
@orrysm well im empty i just pissed for u fuckers. thats wut i wud say. your not a fuckin criminal if its for a job idiot
LyricalGeniusTV 6 months ago
i heard drinking antifreeze solves the problem of taking a drug test....lol jk
agabla 6 months ago
what i would like to know if i took only two puffs in one day of weed will in still stay in my system for a cuple of days?
Lacubanitamasbonita 6 months ago
damn i love the beat,downloading the vid just to play the beat whenever i wanna jam.
TheDarkHadoken 6 months ago
i have just passed my drug test it was easy aw what am i kidding it was hard just drink a shit lod of water by some multivitamins that have a lot of b vitamins dont eat before the test and write before the test about 30 mins before drink 2 bottles of watter peee in the cup only the middle stream of your pee thc usally dosent go there and workout somewhat i smoke about 2 times a week i passed my test in 13 days i weigh 120 and im 5'4. dont by detox shit doesent work
thetokersmoke123 6 months ago
Hope this works have one coming up soon
111norbit111 6 months ago
best fucking music
TEXA5TATE 6 months ago
for the cranberry stuff does it matteer how old yue are cause im 14 :PP lol
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michavl12 6 months ago
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dingdongdicher0 6 months ago
this helped, got that job at Rite-Aid. this method works.
KausingMuchDamage 6 months ago 2
All I know about it is my sister had to pass a test for a new job in a week so she just drank a gallon of cranberry juice a day for 5 days and went running. Totally clean.
Kreed46 6 months ago
Where do i get synthetic urine and hoe does it work
supprburrito 6 months ago
Anybody that loves hair as mcuh as I do is a friend indeed!
naturesuphoria 6 months ago
whats the song tht u used in this video? its pretty groovy lol
Blackheart1005 6 months ago
I have a drug test 4 days. I'm not a daily smoker I havnt smoked in a month but on the 29th of June I smoked like 2 or 3 bowls of weed with some bomb ass hash on it. Do you guys think I will pass? What should I do to have a better possibility of passing he drug test?
shadowsai3 6 months ago
@shadowsai3 how'd the test go? hash usually fucks you over and stays in your system for awhile
RoastedRaspberries 6 months ago
@RoastedRaspberries I Didn't end up getting tested so i got saved >.<
But that was some bomb ass hash haha
shadowsai3 6 months ago
@shadowsai3 haha hell yeah hash is dank as fuck. im so bummed i might not be able to smoke for awhile cuz i might start normally getting tested
RoastedRaspberries 6 months ago
@RoastedRaspberries Yeah i had to stop cause i got a ticket for possession of marijuana and I got drug counciling. So i cant really smoke anymore cause i get tested every 2 weeks or so.
shadowsai3 6 months ago
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ieyantram2 7 months ago
dat makes alot of sense
07younggunna 7 months ago
does it works with blood analys?? plz reply
MrDeejye 7 months ago
@MrDeejye no i mean im no an expert but i think youre up the creek
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miss13lovely 7 months ago
@martinezskippy a very frequent smoker usually takes 49-60 days to get clean. The BEST way to pass is a healthy low cal diet and daily exercise. Dilution is only effective on the day of the test because it removes THC metabolites which are ready to be excreted. Drinking lots of water anytime before the test day is useless because THC is stored in fat and can only be removed via metabolic processes(exercise-"burning fat")
tooterization 7 months ago
@tooterization I'll have a drug test tomorrow afternoon, I stopped smoking weed a month before.My last smoke was around May 23 from April I'd smoke half a stick a day. I did some exercise but not daily, but I sweat a lot since I live in the Philippines. Am I free from the worry of taking the test?
Jovenbernardt69 7 months ago
that drug test got nuttin on me!, lets smoke some more
Lonewolf6190 7 months ago
Hello I'm 17 years old Ive been smoking weed everyday for the past 3 months I stopped a week ago and I've been running alot and drinking water my drug test is till another 25 days if I keep doing the same thing every day and take cranberry pills will I be clean? Please someone help!
martinezskippy 7 months ago
Okay i hope someone replys in time, i have a interview with a doctors office, because i am a Medical Assistant, i dont smoke that much but i smoke often, im 205 pounds at 6'1, i need to know how to completely flush my system and rid of the substance that is there. I ONLY SMOKE WEED. I do not do any other drug. Please help anyone?
vergelrocks1 7 months ago
@vergelrocks1 Kinda the same way you always hear... I have used fake piss and heated it up at a gas station microwave on the way to my test, then strapped that ho to my inner thigh... was a lil nervous but i passed. Just have to make sure the temp strip reads body temp and not 104 like my dumass did once when i overheated it... Or do a detox drink. Like the ones from head shops. Just follow the directions given and you'll be good. Have done a drink 5times and used fake piss once... Both works
IAMBOOGiNS 7 months ago
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@vergelrocks1 Kinda the same way you always hear... Ive used fake piss and heated it up at a gas station microwave on the way to my test, then strapped that ho to my inner thigh... was a lil nervous but i passed. Just have to make sure the temp strip reads body temp and not 104 like my dumass did once when i overheated it. Or do a detox drink. Like the ones from head shops. Just follow the directions given and you'll be good. Have done a drink 5times and used fake piss 2times. watch the temp!
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NaphyroneNow 7 months ago
Im sorry but this video is bad dont follow the rules...You want to pass...Look im a heavy chronic smoker, hot boxed 3 blunts of purple haze a day before a random urine test....all you need is to pop advils they hide the THC and no way to detect if you pop them....pop 4 before the test, or 8hours pop 4 then 4 hours pop 4....then 1 gallon of water or gatorade 3 hours every 15min drink 8oz...pop 4 vit B pills so your piss doesnt look white...then thank me later :)
doctamic 7 months ago