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  • It's impossible to complete 5 sides of a rubix cube without the sixth side being complete.

  • You cant solve 5 sides without solving the whole thing. <3 Rick Mercer

  • LOL "You may be asked to complete four sides of a rubix cube..FIVE if you're flying to Nigeria. Failure to comply might result in a full strip search."

  • @PanzerBlitz43

    You know, it's offensive to Canadians reading this. We know Harper's a idiotic bureaucrat, and we don't need people to blame us for it. Even though any other leader would have faults, most of us would gladly vote for them rather than Harper.

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  • I can solve all 6 sides but not only 4 sides. FAIL

  • tax dollars well spent, not!

  • 1:08 So true!!

  • the second time rick mercer goes through the full body scanner the security agent laughs, bu he is already naked isn't he?

  • When and why did we decide to make air travel so miserable? No other place or means of travel seems to need this level of security even though a bomb on a high-speed train or crowded shopping mall would also have a serious impact. Besides, if a terrorist group wanted to hijack a plane, all it would take was 5 determined men sitting close to the cockpit door. No amount of screening on the ground could prevent that.

  • Don't worry the world is safe now that Osama is dead!

  • @wdb777 The sad part is, we probably have enraged them even more.

  • ha ha,

  • I know the following for facts.

    1. The Canadian Full Body Scanner only shows a stick-man figure in public, and the only personal who get to see the monitor scans are either certified agents without any electronic devices, and cops.

    There's no way to tell who's who in the image too.

    2. It's a huge waste of money.

    Vancouver has at least 5 of them, and for months only about 1-2 were used.

    3. Now there's boarding pass scanner too, which is a total waste of money.

  • Whenever the government talks about security ; get ready to loose your freedoms.

    

  • @armalarm Okay none the less radio waves and sonar ommit radiation. just like how tvs and cell phones do.

  • @iLuvBarRefaeli Yes granted, but that's natural radiation. Stuff we can't get away from. That is not harmful.

    Same applies to the full body scanner.

  • It's funny how nobody would put up with all that shit if it wasn't the government running the airports.

  • you no they should of been fined foir laughng at his thing

  • Who the hell cares about the body scanners....would you rather be touched in those areas that the scanner can see?? Infront of EVERYONE behind you......yeah I didn't think so

  • @hawaiianpony

    hey, how 'bout fuck BOTH those ideas!

  • this was funny...

  • Lol, it's funny cuz canadiens have bigger dicks then americans.

  • @stonereflex- you ignorant fucks should quit bitching and go actively do something about it then. The bullshit TSA issue is a far cry from what the liberal lawmakers are doing to this country by spending your money ignorantly & recklessly. Get off this site and your asses and go do something about it...something that matters. Call your legislators and voice your concern to them, not a fucking YouTube comment section on a spoof video. I played the devils advocate for a reason. Now go do it.

  • On 9/11 the US Constitution was suspended by Bush & Cheney and replaced with totalitarian Continuity of Government (COG) plans devised by Cheney & Rumsfeld in the 1980s.

    These fraudulently elected leaders orchestrated 9/11 blaming it on Muslim patsies, to dismantle democracy and pursue world empire.

    The USA is now technically in a state of martial law, the US military are illegally operating inside the USA, and COG has been deliberately extended by front-man Obama.

    Google: Peter Dale Scott KPFA

  • @560e very well said!

  • oh joy

  • Look at all the lawsuits that were paid after 9/11, the same people that scream FREEDOM! are the same ones that would sue if there was another attack because there was not enough security. We live in different times and it is not going to get any better any time soon. And really? Any type of explosive you can swallow or shove where the sun doesn't shine won't take a plane out of the sky. And seeing examples of the body scanners, they should still show up.

  • Airlines are private companies. They need to protect their interests, employees, passangers and planes. I do not agree with the Government controlling our lives, I am as conservative as they come, but in the times we live, things like this may be necessary for a while. It doesn't matter if the TSA does it or a privately hired firm. Do you think the people doing the pat downs are enjoying what they do?

  • @drifter4stroke "in the times we live, things like this may be necessary for a while.  It doesn't matter if the TSA does it or a privately hired firm"

    are you out of your mind? WAKE THE FUCK UP please! because its people like you who are going to sell us ALL into slavery!!

  • @stonereflex They could hire the haliberton contactors that Iraq threw out because of the atrocities ?

  • I'd rather go through the scanner than get a pat down. To me, a person touching me is much more intimate and embarrassing.

  • Body scanners are an invasion of privacy until your plane is blown out of the sky. Then you have no more invasion, and no more privacy. Anyone who objects would be a person of interest in my opinion. Really, what do you have that anyone has not seen yet? It's not going on you tube with all you information. It is a security issue. If you don't like it, take the bus.

  • @drifter4stroke HEH, yeah, I'll take the bus to the Caribbean, Italy, or Puerto Rico. Hey numbnuts, planes fly farther than just inside USA.

    Wait til they start swallowing the explosives.....we will have you bend over a table, and have you spread your ass cheeks for a couple $10hr TSA agents.

    Send a camera up your ass.

    Sounds like freedom to me...or was that Old Germany?

    Easy to get confused these days.... their so much alike.

    You go ahead and live on your knees, I'll STAND thank you!

  • @drifter4stroke Bomb sniffing dogs are the answer, not porn scanners and inappropriate groping. If you think that the erosion of your rights is fine, in the name of safety, so be it, I disagree. 13,000 people die every year in car accidents, the odds are much higher of dying there than in a plane. But 8.1 billion has been spent of airport safety. Wow.

  • @drifter4stroke Thats a dangerous line of thinking. The problem isn't the specific law, but the slippery slope of what will be allowed next. For example if people are allowed to be scanned in airports, whats next? planes flying around and scanning peoples houses, looking for potential bomb makers in basements?

  • Those who so easily give up their freedom for security deserve neither.

  • kosher

  • LIVE FREE OR DIE!

  • I wouldn't mind if traveling to the usa i'd just ask a women TSA worker to pat me down:) what's the big deal?

  • @1988scottcarey

    The big deal is that it is a violation of constitutional rights. If they get away with this,what is next? If someone groped you like that on the street, you could charge them with sexual abuse. Bomb-sniffing dogs would eliminate concerns, but then politicians and greedy business people would not make millions off of profit from the porn scanners.

    Did you know that sometimes they open men's zippers or drop their pants in front of people? Obscene,and humiliating.

  • @greenmetro319 "all my freedoms" aren't taken away by walking through the imaging machine or having a tsa guard pat me down. I travel a lot for business and ive been through the imager, they dont take any more time than a regular metal detector. While most people accept this, it's selfish small-dicks like you who are complaining loudly!

  • @ryanmck1000 LOL...You forgot the part about radiation

    Sounds like your brain has been scanned with too much radiation at this point

    Did I mention gov wont release how much radiation it puts into your body?

    LOL...NO WORRIES

  • I have seen it all, Canada has to grow a pair of testies because it is being treated like crap, and this is by it's own government. It's bad enough that we are being bought off by Brazil, china, India and the US, and that we have to bow down to the not so powerful British royalty, and now this garbage terrorists don't care about Canada they don't want to hurt us plus they don't have to enter the states from here all they have to do is cross at the Mexican american border. Rick mercer is a hoot.

  • the terrorists have won

  • Live free or die!

  • All you people complaining about security procedures are complete idiots, IMHO.

    I'd rather have our safety enhanced through security measures than be incinerated by a terrorist. while the chances are small it will happen to me individually, I also wish you all safe travels.

  • @ryanmck1000

    All you people who willing to exchange freedom for the illusion of security are mindless drones, IMNSHO. What happens when the terrorists begin utilizing ingested or suppository explosives? Are you then going to be willing to have your stomach pumped or drop trou, spread your cheeks and be probed by some TSA reject?

  • @ryanmck1000

    I wish that you get some TSA guys "proper" pat down. They might miss your testicles as I am sure you left them on the floor at birth. That right dumbshit, just bendover while this country takes away all your freedoms in the name of security???

    Last I checked more than 13,000 people die each year on our nation's highways. Yet I haven't seen anyone get patted down for a cell phone on their way through the parking lot. Its people like you that make this country suck. LIVE FREE OR DIE!

  • something is wrong when a few hours at the airport remind me of the shawshank redemption

  • Legalized Molestation. 

  • @legunncat israel doesn't do them, they are more likely to have terrorists board their planes, yet they have a perfect track record.

  • Raphael A Kauffman What next? A colonoscopy; endoscopy; or sysoscopy? Breath test for .08 % explosives in lungs?

  • (Cont'd)

    Strongly consider making your objection to the entire "security theater" process verbally known to all within earshot. Accept the least objectionable (to you) method available, but make it loudly clear that it is *only* because you *must* be at your destination in a short period of time - otherwise you'd drive, walk, sail, swim, etc.

  • "Division of Homeland Security" - very true for every other gov that submits to US pressure to institute AIT and/or patdowns on flights w/o US destination.

    Do *not* fly commercial airlines unless in-person presence is essential *and* quickly, and let it be known *why* you are doing so. Don't just grumble about the scanners & probers while continuing to fly when you do *not* absolutely have to do so. And when taking a trip by air *is* necessary, do not submit meekly to scanning and/or probing.

  • this is how "free traveling" looks like in a so called "free democary".

  • new body scanner machines are not invasion of privacy. Airline companies can demand any type of security. Flying is NOT a right.

  • OPT OUT of the naked body scanners and avoid the radiation and invasion of privacy. It's your right to have a traditional pat down.

  • At the beginning... are planes supposed to look like that when they land? It looked a little sketchy...

  • @Rayle75 Yes that is a technique called "crabbing".It compensates for the wind so the plane doesn't drift off the runway.

  • @thewilkieb Didn't know that, thanks.

    Regardless, after seeing that, no more flying for me.

  • @Rayle75 When there's wind, yeah. Note the way the pilot straightens it out once the plane is on the ground and rolling instead of flying.

    As a passenger this sort of thing is a little scarier when the plane's not just a little sideways, but rolled to one side or the other. Being able to do all this is why pilots make the big bucks.

  • XD LOL

  • Funny but true! Fight back keep you dignity and don't let them fry your DNA, check out radiation blocking undergarments that stop t-waves and x-rays. rockyflatsgear[.]com

  • @rockyflatsgear there are no such things as t-waves dumbass

  • @Woodzy1803 Dear Woodzy, you are correct mm-waves or tetrahertz is more accurate, some in the non science circles have referred to them as t-waves. My point is non of this advanced imaging is good for ya. The x-rays or more accuracy Röntgen waves after the man that discovered them in 1898.

  • if you do not have a proctologist, one will be provided for you.

  • I avoid flying as much as possible, particularly to KKKLand. The video is funny, but the final statement is rather sad, because is true. We've become nothing else than a satellite, a branch, a colony, a reflection, an imitation....a decaffeinated version of the most virulent and dangerous country in the world.....and what is worse: we seems oblivious to it. Perhaps we are so accustomed to be colonized that we can't think independently...

  • why is everybody saying stuff about americans this is canadian stupids!!!

  • Doesn't sound much different from what is going with the US Airports. Apparently what is good for us is good for you Canadians...lol...oy vey.

  • I always thought that Canada owned the USA

  • down with harper's liars

  • lool so funny!!!!!!!!!

  • nice...

  • this is great!

  • huhuirgend jemand lust und laune af bissl cam chat mir ist so öde :(

  • USA should buy the Great Wall and place it onto the borders. That will make USA citizens much more free and secure.

  • @XenOtai I hope so, so we can stop sending OIL to the Americans.

  • Americans are becoming SLAVES due to security reasons...well its not about security,its about control.Why rest of the world doesn't need those bullshit security measures?U create the danger,and you r geting the concequences.

  • Welcome to the USA, where you are free. Now please, can I see your papers?

  • """""free"""""

  • I agree with what you're saying about the control... I don't know about 'slowly' though. Symbolism seems a bit far fetched tho.

  • this has been going on for thousands of years the nwo is not something that came about in the last hundred years. The bloodlines controlling us now have been since the time of Akehnaton. So much has been distorted and hidden from all of us.

  • Love the way practically EVERY goddamned YT post has some freak show escapee like you possing up.

  • @vegetablemagnetism what does possing up mean?

  • If this one's removed from youtube, I'm going to cry. Uncategorically this is the funniest minute and 13 seconds I've ever seen! I need this 1 for humour.:)))

  • @belgrade1861 This the official RMR channel. The video is unlikely to be removed...

  • the new body scanner machines are a massive invasion of privacy, they should be banned!

  • @hl2vshalo2 Hahaha, entering the U.S. is a privilege not a right, same with taking the plane. Don't like it? then bus it.

  • @hl2vshalo2 Actually they are not really. They are just an inconvenience. The guy who sees the X-Ray cannot see the person who is in the machine, as he is in a separate room away from the scanners. The security personnel who are outside with the passengers at the checkpoints cannot see the results of the X-Ray, they are just there to supervise and guide people through the process. Yes security has become rediculous, but they haven't invaded our privacy entirely....yet

  • @StCatharinesRailFan8 I work for Canadian Airport Security. You are correct. The person that views the images is in a separate room, and the officers standing outside with the passenger cannot see the image. Contrary to popular belief, the FBS does not show your sensitive areas. The sole purpose for this machine to check for masses that you may be possibly hiding underneath your clothing.

  • @armalarm My dad is a pilot based in Toronto, so he sees these things everyday, and occasionally goes through them depending on what the security officers require. Many people he passes in that area of the airport are commenting on how they are going to lose all privacy and such, similar to the comments below. Luckily thats not the case but someday if things dont change, that WILL be the norm

  • @StCatharinesRailFan8 That's cool that your dad is a pilot. there are very rare cases where air crew members go through the FBS. Air crew never see the images, neither do passengers. People may think its an invasion, but its not. In NO WAY what so ever, does this invade privacy. I've received many comments from different passengers that this is actually a good thing and it increases security efficiency.

  • @hl2vshalo2 You sir, are an idiot

  • @hl2vshalo2 what are you hiding up your ass?

  • @hl2vshalo2 If you don't like it I guess you'll have to take a boat to go outside of Canada lol

  • Please do not bring Cuban Cigars, because they put it you know where......

  • oh. I enjoyed this! :)

  • HAHAHAHA!

  • Very funny, what's next...bend over and give me 2 good coffs?

    Fascists!

  • Is this a goof on the film "Midnight Express" ?

  • @fbaube Not at all. It's because there are new all body scans being put into airports that can actually see through your clothes. You'd better believe some printouts are going to be passed around. Midnight Express was about a guy smuggling drugs.

  • Wear iron-laced clothing to protect yourself from the DNA damage done by full body scanners. Here's my article on how to create it at your own home:

    areyoutargeted . com / 2010 / 02 / 11 / creating-microwave-proof-cloth­ing-with-photos /

    (remove spaces)

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  • More close to the reality then we would like to know! :-)

  • True in USA and so funny

  • Rick you are so funny!

  • So funny... and so true!

  • So close to the unplesant truth. Well, except for the Rubiks Cube...

  • just in time for the Olympics!

  • The new security measures aren't all bad...

    Introducing the launch of Canada's newest airline "Hedonism Air"

    ...fly the friendliest skies, don't worry we've got your back and your front "uncovered"

    ...join our new frequent flier 30 Mile High Club for those of you that just can't wait to get the party started

    ...cockpit tours available on all domestic and international flights

  • Hilarious!

  • Hahaha Safety First

  • This is brilliant! I just went through this in Toronto. You are subject to no less than three security checks. A randomizer picks you out of a line, and if you're chosen by this oh so scientific method of "security" you get to have an explosives lab test done in real time if you're a woman, your bags totally rifled through and if you're a man, you get to get an up close and personal frisk. Not recommended going to Canada.

  • @prolevolution I do recommend going to Canada - it's coming back to the States that's the challenge. I had a three-part security check (Americans and Canadians both involved) - complete with ever so personal and intrusive frisk - when I came back from Montréal in August 2006. Very unpleasant and they did it to everyone on my flight.

  • I should have said if you do go, don't plan to come back through the U.S., however, as I understand it, and I haven't done security checks in other countries yet since the new measures, I will get too soon though, is that Canada and a few other countries have more drastic measures than others. And yes, the TSA people don't discriminate that's why they use the super scientific randomizer. Might as well flip a coin on who gets checked.

  • I forgot to mention that I was coming to National Airport and a friend was coming to Dulles. Although they're both DC airports, the Canadians maintained the restrictions that the USA had gotten rid of only for National. Do Not Stand During The Last 30 Minutes Of The Flight! Or The First 30! It's a one-hour flight.

    I came back from Copenhagen last summer - security checks seemed thorough but reasonable.

  • @prolevolution well you know if they don't frisk women the next terrorist will be a female.They may even hide explosives in a babies diaper better frisk them too!

  • 0:50 Phycho austrian man 0_0 nobody said shit about him.

  • @Xbx214 why austrian?

  • Very good video.

    One CT scan has the same amount of radiation as approximately 2000 chest xrays.

    How much radiation is emitted from one airport scan?

    What is the long term affect?

    What about airline personnel, will they be subjected to scans on a daily basis?

    US courts are forcing employees and lawyers to use these scanners on a daily basis. If they refuse they are not permitted to enter and go to work and lawyers are refused access to the court.

  • Why should it be like that? It's so negative for US. I think there are other methods or it's all about spending money? What is the strategy, what do they aim at? Where are the professionals, the one you do not see or feel but they see you?

  • I think the TSA is way scarier than the terrorists because the odds of tangling with the TSA over BS are way higher than the odds of being hit by a terrorist.

  • @goose1077 If you think the TSA is bad, come up north and deal with CATSA. What doesn't beep in the USA definitely beeps in Canada and leads to pat downs.

    Oh, we also had cops doing frisking during the christmas rush.

  • catsa checks your shit, but cbsa checks your ass. i think you meant the other one.

  • hahha funny styll

  • RICK MERCER IS WARPED!

    --and a genius.

  • This is hilarious...Leave it to Rick Mercer to point out the kind of trouble we are in...and to "Tressco", man that was some funny shit! That conclusion is worth gold...LOL

  • Lol :)

  • 1984 people....1984.

  • @QSN2006 The answer to 1984 is 1776.

  • Can't we all just stop bringing politics into this and enjoy the satire that is Rick Mercer? Let's all just get along.

  • Read this conclusion somewhere:

    "I doubt he was trying to bomb the plane. He was probably just stroking himself under the blanket he had over his lap and the friction generated an electrical charge, causing the blanket to catch fire. When the feds discovered his defective Chinese underwear, they erroneously concluded that he was part of an international terror plot. He only told the cops what they wanted to hear because he was embarrassed about being a sex freak."

  • omg this is hilarious

  • I can do the full Rubik's cube in less than 3 minutes. Can I skip the other checks ? I can also solve the 4x4x4 Rubik's. Does that entitle me to pilot the plane ?

    :)

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  • Does your mommy know you're using her computer and spelling bad words again?

  • Does your mom know who is your real father?

  • Miranda, stupid!

  • What? Your father is tranny? C,c,c... You americans are even more sick and perverted than i thought...

  • We here in the west are tired of people who look at the news on teevee and can't cut through the bs that is reported. We here in the west hate racism. We here in the west understand what a spin doctor is.

  • true, canadian customs and transport canada are american cock suckers, in canadian airports you dont feel like you are a canadian citizen, but in an american jail by proxy.

  • Where is TASER?! ;/

  • great !

  • SRETNA SLAVA!!!

  • Sad but true.

  • good good

  • I imagine your male part is too small or burned off to attempt this feat..EAT SAND!

  • @ pjetroslav You just insulted some of the most powerful nations on earth. Way to go.