Let's Play Quest For Glory 4, Part 58: Secret passage!

[Tyrannohamstersaurus]

"Have fun storming the castle!"

[thegameulost]

Dr.  Cranium: Now if you'll excuse me, I must do some "research" with Frankie... in private.

Frankie: NO! Don't leave me alone with him! *starts sobbing*

[1PlayerD]

I walked in on Dr. Crainium...

I have never been so terrified in all my life.

THE HORROR!

[SchlossRitter]

The "secret" passage is not so secret with how many people told us about it.

"put the candle back" is a reference to Young Frankenstein.

I know the hero can pick his own nose with the lockpick, but what he did here was more disturbing, heh.

[cloud314231]

a whole 3 seconds of silence after that word.

[cloud314231]

1:58 O.O

[mike021587]

Dr. Cranium necrophilia ftw? >>

[Dollqueen333]

O_o ...this was a VERY dirty segment.

luv the graveyard humor though. ^u^

[Dollqueen333]

Dude! I do NOT want to kno what goes on in Dr. Cranium's weirdo mind!

[ArixOdragc]

You have to wonder why whoever made that sculpture decided to put the keyhole...there.

[butthurtnewfag]

I'd cum in Frankie's bum, if you know what I mean!

[Asianwaste]

No. Please elaborate.

[Randomeaninglessword]

"Called rape!" That made my day.

[r0bz0rly]

oh you two jokers, grow up <3

who am i kidding, this games hilarious

[WhiteMageMentality]

I am sooo going to say, "Make an omlette" in place of sexual innuendo now.

[tenaciousblender]

young frankenstein... yes

[thegameulost]

Now that I think about it: Remember the Necrophilicon from the evil monastery of doom? That sounds like something one would find in Dr Cranium's porno stash.

[Teskariel]

The "Danger Sense" generally seems to implicate you can die in that screen. What's the mortal threat lurking there? (HLGHT)

[LateBlt]

I really don't know. I'm not aware of any way to die in that screen.

[TyrannisUmbra]

One of the sculptures hides a trap. If you try to open it, it drops an axe on your head. afaik it only damages you, but if you're low on health it will kill you with its own death message.

And if you examine the sculpture without opening it, you notice the trap and step away moments before the axe drops. :)

[thegameulost]

have you ever considered doing an LP of shadowgate?

[LateBlt]

No. No thanks.

[Resulka]

I thought the Rusalka was the most disturbing thing in this game for you?

Or was that just more unsettling?

[LateBlt]

The zombie Rusalka wasn't so much disturbing as it was horrifying. But even in her zombie form, at least she was cheerful enough, whereas there's no good light to look at Dr. Cranium in. D:

[dosnostalgic]

Yay for necrophilia!

[jvl4289]

omfg, i never noticed the pervertedness in that scene.

[Rincewind13]

use that big theives tool to get into that seep, dark passageway. ;-)

[turtlecatpurrz]

Yeah, I knew Frankie was not okay when I played this game as a child, but you opened my eyes to the hero's fondness for... unlocking things. I am now scarred.

[viperxeon]

Um.

Can't blame him, he's lonely.

BUT..Still, it's very perverted. VERY.

Dr. cranium is smoking after too, oh c'mon..

[thegameulost]

I bet frankie could even take a deep hot sticky dicking

[hercrabbiness]

NO!!!!!!!!! D:

[thegameulost]

YES!!!!!!!!! :D

[thegameulost]

I probably just traumatized everyone by saying that.

D:

[jes9044]

yay part 58!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[Crowley9]

To quote the graverobber reputation perk in Fallout: "They're dead, they don't care."

LateBlt, I commend you for your very Finnish way of pronouncing the 'R' in Borgov. Putting the keyhole at the relief's groin would actually make sense, since more advanced suits of armor had a sort of lid there to help the knight relieve himself without having to go through the trouble of taking the whole armor off.

[CrawlingAxle]

Relieve himself where? In the middle of the battlefield? I actually wonder what people did (e.g., during battles that went on for the whole day, like Agincourt) if they needed to go.

[darkjediMIK]

Behind a tree, in a bush, etc.

[CrawlingAxle]

You mean, with French knights charging, just leave the front line and go look for a bush?

[darkjediMIK]

I don't think any one knight was in constant fighting for hours at a time; he does it before or after if he lives to see the bush.

[Crowley9]

I happen to have a book that mentions that. Many of the English footsoldiers at Agincourt actually had diarrhea, and as they were ordered to stay in formation for hours before the battle itself got started, they actually did go potty right where they stood.

[LateBlt]

Why kiitos, but actually, I think Borgov is a Slavic name, not a Finnish one. Still, I guess the "R" sound is the same. This is good news since I'll probably be learning Finnish eventually.

[Itslvle]

Can you return to dr Cranium after that event?

[mephigog]

Yeah, he's smoking a cigarette.

[TomSFox]

A cigarette? Did he invent them, too?

[LateBlt]

I honestly don't want to. D:

[Firewizard23]

Most disturbing?

What Kappon Laffin?

[LateBlt]

Keapon Laffin is extremely annoying, but not this disturbing.

[balkthor]

Hater :(

[TomSFox]

Can you get the normal way in?

I want to see the boob lady again!

[LateBlt]

No problems, we'll see even more of her later in the game...

[Resulka]

Unfortunately for you Tom, She's a little more covered up then she was before. So the boobs don't get such a overt veiwing.

[takarifreak]

Okay hercrabiness, I officially love you now :P (but in a totally platonic, non-stalkerish way). Its fun being a pervert sometimes! LateBlt gets points too for noticing the keyhole in the crotch deal :P

"It is dealthy silent beyond the door." Haha, little graveyard humor there. I can't believe you guys missed that!

[Mechsae]

Hehe, as the song goes "The sinners are much more fun"!

[LateBlt]

We didn't miss it; we just chose not to go for the obvious joke. ;)

[TomSFox]

This color puzzle is like the one in the impossible quiz!

[karry299]

Rape ? Oh, so its okay for YOU to kiss random corpses, but when others do it its rape ? Gee.

[hercrabbiness]

Hey, the corpses I've tried kissing weren't sentient beings!!

[Newt0rz]

Maybe the knight was a lady?

[TomSFox]

EnGROSSing research.

[TomSFox]

Frankie is a she?