Whale man 2

[jcwunerz]

MOM DONT COME IN

[Orayn]

This is why YouTube exists.

[donteros]

Oh yeah, Nothing drags the ladies better than a guy in a plastic whale costume!

[itsame32]

Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A WHALE! And he's about to find out -- that being a whale -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE WHALE MAN! Rated PG-derpteen.

[FrostingCat]

Man, how did I end up on the weird part of youtube again?

[MercurySyndrom]

What if this poor guy is being eated by a whale forcing him to suck its dick in the same time !?

[LouisHaynes2]

@PurpleTheCrayon It's not porn it's Tina Turner.

[Moosepoop99]

@LouisHaynes2 Exactly...tina turner...probably the furthest thing from porn

[VeryBlueberrry]

@LouisHaynes2 more like tina tuna

[myqn]

I'm confused, so very confused. Is this supposed to be a mating ritual?

[TheHaddockbanker]

LIVIN' THE DREAM

[egobot13]

oh shit, this is most epic shit I ever seen

[Aeshir2]

FIRE SALE

[dropdeadskateboard]

how did you make this whale man costume? i wanna be whale man for halloween :D

[nasontackett]

@dropdeadskateboard buy two inflatable whales (they use to sell them at walmart... they dont anymore i dont think... they did when I bought them back in 2002)... Cut the nose off each one about 12" back from the tip of the nose... turn inside out, cut the holes for each of the fins wide enough to get your arms and feet into (there is a small hole there already... just needs to be larger). Turn back rightside out.. put the two together so they look like they are kissing... and then...

[nasontackett]

@nasontackett and then you can either glue (with PVC glue used for repairing pool toys or pool liners) or you can use a heat sealer like I did which is a lot cleaner and easier to deal with... a heat sealer is what is used to seal small merchandise in little plastic bags... you can buy a heat sealer for like $50 on ebay... seal the two together all the way around and your done... stuff one inside the other and climb in... you cant be more than about 5'6" because I just fit inside with no room..

[dropdeadskateboard]

@nasontackett shit. I'm 6'3''

[Giantsfan2104]

"Free Willy 4: The Resurrection of Buffalo Bill"

[Geezuzloveswowtoo]

at :35 I literally laughed so hard I expelled my drink from my nose.

[brandon35246]

i love you.

[twoodsak36]

It took me a few views, but I finally masturbated to this.

[icehorse1010]

@twoodsak36 Why on earth would you want to masterbate to this? What good is it? The song is bad enough.

[sadshines]

i'm 12

what is this?

[icehorse1010]

@sadshines Its a killer whale but made love with a human and this is what happens. Sex is bad.. Go watch cartoons and get off of youtube.

[kiddj2005]

Godspeed, whale man.

[SargeantSquid]

How did you fit inside of that !?

[VoicesCarry88]

At first I was like "=O", then I was like "D= ?", then 0:35 happened and I was finally like "XD".

[rheannon45]

fucking lol



[promisedxfreedom]

I think I'm in love...

[tiaisgnarly]

LMFAO

[cherrybabe121]

Somebody shop Gamzee's head onto him. Now.

[TemariNara01]

@cherrybabe121 No failstuck pls.

[cherrybabe121]

@TemariNara01 I do what I want boy.

[albiinotiikeri]

whatta hell did i just watch? ::'D

[trifeliphe]

what. the. fuck.

[Arsonfairie]

They told him he could be anything, so he became a dancing whale..

[SupSarahxx]

i can't even handle this

[LoveInFrance]

i love you.

[myg0tBUTTPLUG]

i like your furniture

[socomt5]

that rates a 9.9 on my "WEIRD-SHITO-METER" Hes just having way to much fun

[1423zxy]

what the fuck am I watching

[seamalulion]

omg i love this!

[groov539]

I hope you mothers are watching your children. LOL

[wolflythegreat09]

this is wrong on so many new levels and whats up with the love song

[ashleebabe]

you dont have a girl friend do you if so she know your into this kinda stuff lol

[nasontackett]

@ashleebabe I do...she knows...

[ashleebabe]

@nasontackett whats she think of what you do l ol

[NotSoUniversal]

fuck yes...this is awesome

[rzezniqq]

I fap to this shit.

[ImaginaryAlbot]

I can't decide whether this is sad or hilarious.

[Sajuek]

I'd tap date

[asianfac3angela]

i want my 57 seconds back

[Angrykitty19]

I enjoyed this way more than I should have

[XDrSchnugglesx]

I CAN'T BREATHE AHAHAHHAHHAHHA

[elad12390]

אתה ישראליייייייייייייייייייי!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! פיצה

[danigold1]

OMG i just noticed he is from israel, judging by the fact there is a sign that says "exit" in hebrew above his door! XD

[nasontackett]

@danigold1 sorry to disappoint you, I live in the US... I stole that Exit sign when I was visiting Hifa

[danigold1]

@nasontackett hmm...

i live in haifa...

*checks quickly for his exit sign*

wait, i dont own an exit sign.. :P

[sprtichck]

@danigold1 no offense, and there is a giant possiblity that i'm wrong about this honest, but i really am not sure that because there is a sign on his door in another language, along with the english translation, that he is from israel, i mean, i have a sign in spanish that says let's go, but i'm not from a spanish speaking country.....but hey, i'm not all knowing

[jer12428]

I wonder if that isn't some form of beastiality....

[NoxiNobodi]

That makes me soo happy.

[rzezniqq]

I came.



[MaryMargaretYancey]

I love you

[Percyprincess]

SHAMU my you've grown!

[Dayntei]

Undergrowth

[sandvig1990]

Hahahahahaha!

@cidmilo Of course it is fake! Sheesh, Why so serious?

[cidmilo]

there's no way this is real. so fake

[MrKips]

they play this almost every day at work and i think about this video every goddamn time. every fucking time.

[capnskull]

Whale man 2 - electric boogaloo.

[snaredrums123]

What would your mother think of this?

[mlsp92]

what's love got to do with it indeed

[SetiRabbit]

Hahaha! Wow this made my day.

[HangoverDoll]

I duno whats more weird, the whole whale man, or tina turner??

[youvegotbighands]

MOM DON'T COME IN

[Bubbly00]

@youvegotbighands hahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahah­haha i just died

[blinky57]

can you post a vid on how you made that? i think i found my Halloween costume this year

[abnor12]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



[lsugirl302]

you just made my night.... just saying ha

[lopeztreex]

bloody brilliant

[fslayer1290]

This is like a much less disturbing version of the Buffalo Bill dancing to Goodbye Horses.

Have fun man and dance on! Great song choice by the way.

[fazedsatchel]

Tina Turner?

[RainbowTammy]

I need to buy one of these. NEED.

[homicidalblackbird]

How did I get here? O.o

[Cissush]

ohhh. birkaa.:D

[CanadianHorseFace]

Looks like you were running out of air at the end lol.

Hilarious vid mate.

[TheCHEY2012]

i lovee him! <3 ;)

[frackle]

whale man join my whale clan

[jahporter]

THEY HAVE MEDICATION FOR THAT Y'KNOW

[JAYSENwillCUTyou]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!!!!!

[dragonchickx]

Thanks for distracting me from studying for art history, this is more interesting.. sadly.

[reaven666]

we want more whale man!

[MarlooRedd]

Don't look at me! Don't you look at me!

[jorix3]

seriously guys who spiked my coffee? because I don't remember taking any drugs.

[irondaffodil]

i love tosh.0

[ryancrich]

now i know why i cant get a job, i need this suit for my interviews!

[nasontackett]

@ryancrich it really helps a lot, you should get one. Its worked for me every time!

[Legend28x]

How do you even explain to someone if they walk in?

[auraguardian12345]

best suit evar!

[willis636]

out of everything out there on the internet....this is my favorite

[jemerling]

Marry me!

[scrappy64]

@jemerling Ok, only if we can have a baby whale-child.

[jemerling]

@scrappy64 like I'd want anything else!

[Parkerrozario]

@jemerling as long as we can get married on the beach :)

[gothchik952]

thats really wierd

[N1CKZzZzZzZzz]

my eyes are opened...

[TheNixFactor]

God bless you, Whaleboy.

My love for you will never be second-hand.

[Alicia405]

this should have wayyyyy more views.

[defjam126]

My soul has been raped

[OpposableTongues]

You now realize he was most likely naked under that suit. :

[ShadeBandet]

@OpposableTongues suit? What you talking about suit?

[Parkerrozario]

@OpposableTongues i was

[RetroLuv04]

rofl hehehe xD

[Piitsi]

There is some loony shit going on in this world, thanks to the internet we can all see it from the safety of our homes! Hooray!

[The7alfa]

what in the world did I just watch

[Moregnan]

what

[unicornsparkles69]

i've never been so aroused.

[Thesnickerbargirl]

i may need a therapist after watching this video. I FREEKIN LOVED IT!

[odemarkenson]

" - An animal inside another one." (don`t bother, that was a comment made by an old Navy SEAL, tired of war training, and not as open minded as our generation - a.k.a. my dad).

[HaloReplicas]

@kalmo BEST REPLY EVER.

[dimlightbulb10]

0:35

Beautiful...

[dumpkernel]

FOREVER ALONE

[lancebridwell]

Did Tosh send ya'll here too?

[brainwashit]

natural born genuine masterpiece

[calleisking]

but, whats love got to do with it?

[boioioioioioioi]

that just might have been the single greatest thing i have ever seen

[panthercat187]

This has destroyed my nice childhood memory of Shamu at Seaworld

[tlaforever626]

this is stupid...go jump off a bridge

[EmanuelWazar]

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

[94mennie]

how did you come inside of that thing?

please say it to me

[themightyalbatross]

I just wished you to my unborn niece,

[fashiongirl911]

lmfao wat

[verynicehi5]

hahaahaaahhahahahahhahaahhhaha

FUCK MAN

THIS IS SO GOOD

[OptikTiker]

What's what's love got to do with it ?

[atanathar]

wat

[giupio88]

This is art. I wonder how he came to that idea.

[krusher00]

The best part was the guy in the whale suit.

[daft3ndir3kt]

I uh....dont understand

[usafsmoky1080]

This guy probably voted today.

[xxxboo15xxx]

i was high as fuck when i watched this oh my god.....good shit

[samsclubmember]

See why the gene pool needs to be cleansed from time to time.

[AlaricVG]

Imagine how empty our lives would be without the internet. People like us... we'd go our entire lives without seeing a man inside an inflatable whale flopping around to Tina Turner. But through our great good fortune, we were born into a time where such things might be seen by all.

[andyk939]

I think he's a robot. Why robots have a vinly/whalesex fetish is the real question.

[speeddammit]

Yeah, I got nothin'.

[ProfessorCrow]

0:35

It's just glorious.

[Sicideileach]

WTFFFF????

[GoodNamesWereUsed]

almost 1 minute wasted from my life.

[gameboy772]

What kind of surgery did he have to go through.

[zapuruxo]

i wonder how the hell you got into that while you play unfitting music

[stryst]

It's like watching a train wreck. Can't... look.... away....

[empxxx]

Great Stuff. I approve of you, son.

[enidthezombie]

even better song: "Goodbye Horses"

[120LL13]

GET IT IN THE WATER

[p6412]

obvioubsly 4channer is obviously

[peperonyandchease]

You really look like you put alot of fun. Good job.

[loveknuckle]

What are you wearing under your whale?

[MsMariosonic]

orca's are not whales they are dolphins but dolphins are whales so orca's are whales

[ConstantineHuman]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[28colombian]

it would be funny if his mom walked in........

[UniQueLyEviL]

The only way I could laugh harder at this was if a parent walked in during the middle of this and started screaming.

[UniQueLyEviL]

LMAO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

[murshies]

wat

[MrAthos3]

I only have one question. Why?

[0mfg57fu]

Before I watched this video I was a mere boy. Now I am a man.

[WasteofTimeofSpace]

@0mfg57fu YOUR WHALE MAN!

[HaloReplicas]

@0mfg57fu Now get out into the world, and tell the people of WHALE MAN

[reaven666]

@0mfg57fu No, you are a whale man.