Come now man, have some pride! I for one grew up in the good old US of A, and while I have never been anywhere beyond Mexico, and several islands, I still consider the USA my country. I enjoy living here, because it isn't perfect. No where is perfect. I don't know, just,,, have some pride I guess...
Normal adults (at room temperature) emit body heat with a power of about 100 Watts! Now scale that up to about fifty times the power, and we're getting closer to Tom "Fucking" Watson.
Tom Watson was elected MP for West Bromwich East in 2001. In 2003, he included a weblog on his website. Attention was drawn to it by a page in which he parodied attempts by professional politicians to communicate with younger readers, entitled 'Teens!', which included such phrases as "We know that you're too busy fighting off your biological urges and being l33t hax0rs to Get Involved, but politics is cool, m'kay?". - Wikipedia
@KzarGames All UK outlets have 3 holes, and all UK plugs have 3 prongs also, but they aren't like US 3-pronged US plugs. They don't go straight out, but instead the wire kind of comes out perpendicular... just look it up on google, it'll make more sense than my crappy explanation =P
@KzarGames British plugs have three prongs in a triangular pattern - this ensures that they can only be inserted in one possible way. The wire comes out of the plug perpendicular to the socket itself - this makes accidentally pulling out the plug more difficult.
The sockets are almost always individually switched. There is a fuse inside the plug itself. The "earth" is taken seriously and is usually fully wired up.
Basically, the British Standards strongly emphasise electrical safety.
@dkgdbr You're right. The reason I remember him was he tried to communicate with the teenagers by saying something about 'l33t hax0rz' and then saying 'politics is cool, m'kay?' on a blog or something. Britain can be cool too.
and the word soccer is a British invention, a shortened form of Association Football, which was shortened to assoc and then soccer.
Also there are multiple types of football, that have a qualifying adjective denoting what type. Football in the US is called American Football abroad, there is also Australian Rules, Gaelic and Rugby football., Try reading a book or googling.
Interestingly confusing... All's I know is that he lead the opposition to the 'Digital Economy Act' earlier this year, and has been respected on the internet because of it... but this was made a year ago so.. i don't know...
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EVEN WHEN THEY CUSS THEY SOUND POLITE! WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?
98gregska 3 days ago
Tom Fucking
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WATSON!!!
MrEphimer 2 weeks ago 9
This will Never get old.
Tom Fucking Watson.
anandereiraj4 3 weeks ago 4
MORE TOM WATSON.
joshuare5768 3 weeks ago 4
MP for West Bromwich East.
peppeworld 1 month ago 4
More of these, please!
IlyaPitta 1 month ago
Wouldn't he be Tom WATTson?
jvfmasterchief 1 month ago 3
HAHA LOOK WHERE KELSEY's HANDS ARE HAHA!
vinieboy92 2 months ago 4
Keeping you warm Tom Fucking Watson
warhawk9566 2 months ago
I'm stealing the format of this commercial for my school's campaign, just letting you know
iamthefroman 3 months ago
ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ Y U NO WATSON?
Jessdmann 3 months ago
@KzarGames
Come now man, have some pride! I for one grew up in the good old US of A, and while I have never been anywhere beyond Mexico, and several islands, I still consider the USA my country. I enjoy living here, because it isn't perfect. No where is perfect. I don't know, just,,, have some pride I guess...
centchu 3 months ago
The definition of greatness.
TrueEpicnessGaming 3 months ago
TOM FUCKING WHATSON
destroth0R 4 months ago 6
Normal adults (at room temperature) emit body heat with a power of about 100 Watts! Now scale that up to about fifty times the power, and we're getting closer to Tom "Fucking" Watson.
komfyrion 4 months ago 2
I like mommy :P
Jonathanfroglegs11 4 months ago
why would Tom fuck Watson?
theAka001videos 4 months ago
@theAka001videos Too keep you warm.
Jinxownzu 4 months ago
I like how the Watson emits a pleasant hum
cormster65 4 months ago
Hey!
He was my MP once!!!
Don't remember much exchange in body heat whilst he was MP though....
SimonAllanSAS 4 months ago
Tom Watson was elected MP for West Bromwich East in 2001. In 2003, he included a weblog on his website. Attention was drawn to it by a page in which he parodied attempts by professional politicians to communicate with younger readers, entitled 'Teens!', which included such phrases as "We know that you're too busy fighting off your biological urges and being l33t hax0rs to Get Involved, but politics is cool, m'kay?". - Wikipedia
xXColdBlueXx 4 months ago
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xXColdBlueXx 4 months ago
Even when the british are swearing they sound so polite.
MrAlexofMetal 4 months ago
Would so vote for him, or anyone who runs a an ad campaign like this. GOD what I'd pay for a comedic president, or PM.
ScotlandsPie 4 months ago
More Tom Watson Videos, Si-Vous Plait.
Merci
Tenorsax621 5 months ago
Dudes a bad ass
<w< he;s my new hero
cloverluck16 5 months ago
LOL My name is actually Tom Watson xD #FTW
MetalMusicMan1000 5 months ago
The flag is the wrong way up on the thumbnail. I say! You absolute rotters.
DrCabbage1 5 months ago
THEY'RE USING AN AMERICAN POWER OUTLET INSTEAD OF A BRITISH ONE. WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?
Blaqoon 5 months ago 213
@Blaqoon British outlets are different? I didnt know that. How are they different?
KzarGames 3 months ago in playlist More videos from 5secondfilms
@KzarGames All UK outlets have 3 holes, and all UK plugs have 3 prongs also, but they aren't like US 3-pronged US plugs. They don't go straight out, but instead the wire kind of comes out perpendicular... just look it up on google, it'll make more sense than my crappy explanation =P
Blaqoon 3 months ago
@Blaqoon Will do
KzarGames 3 months ago
@KzarGames British plugs have three prongs in a triangular pattern - this ensures that they can only be inserted in one possible way. The wire comes out of the plug perpendicular to the socket itself - this makes accidentally pulling out the plug more difficult.
The sockets are almost always individually switched. There is a fuse inside the plug itself. The "earth" is taken seriously and is usually fully wired up.
Basically, the British Standards strongly emphasise electrical safety.
KlaxonCow 3 months ago
@KlaxonCow Thats why Britain is better than us =( They have better safetly, better accents and better comedy.. man we suck...
KzarGames 3 months ago
@Blaqoon Tom MOTHERFUCKING *Dramatic Inhale* WATSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bestshowontheweb 3 months ago
@Blaqoon its an import, they got 'murica plugs
leftysasquatch 3 weeks ago
hehe, im so glad i wasn't born with a British accent
mt2oo8secondary 5 months ago
@mt2oo8secondary it must suck getting no pussy
Schpudd 5 months ago
Would anyone care to explain who Tom "Fucking" Watson is? im assuming he is a member of British parliament at least, right?
dkgdbr 6 months ago
@dkgdbr You're right. The reason I remember him was he tried to communicate with the teenagers by saying something about 'l33t hax0rz' and then saying 'politics is cool, m'kay?' on a blog or something. Britain can be cool too.
TheBnmghjk 5 months ago
@TheBnmghjk sounds like a nice guy. i wish politicians here in america were like him. instead, they screw over everyone so they can make a buck
dkgdbr 5 months ago
@dkgdbr Tom Fucking Watson.
TheBnmghjk 5 months ago
@TheBnmghjk Hell Yeah
dkgdbr 5 months ago
Hold 4 down for ELECTRICIAN PORN!!
BiscuitFilmworks 6 months ago 2
mommi, could you plog in the watson?
Somethingcrappy 6 months ago
Press pause, press 3. Hurr dur derp!
Yuregenu 6 months ago
@UFOlover1999
I'm glad you provided the transcript, now I don't have to actually sit through all 5 seconds of it.
PiefaceclownPrdctns 6 months ago 4
tom mother fucking watson
ashurathesadxhacker 6 months ago
Mummy, Mummy? Can we plug in the Watson?
FUCK OFF!
Mummy! NOOOO!
TrueEpicnessGaming 7 months ago
Mummy, can we take down the Murdoch?
Tom. Fucking. Watson.
mrpwase 7 months ago 104
How did 5sf hear about Tom Watson? I live in England and I don't know that many MP's XD
Memoquin 7 months ago
@Memoquin only heard of him since this news of the world thing!
JDC5656 7 months ago
@Memoquin i think maybe through him contesting the digital economy bill.
is this really him? that is weird as hell.
coyel 6 months ago
Murdoch's on the backfoot. Go get him Tom!
Trancelotics 7 months ago 2
her hands are on his dick rofl
bloodsuckern 8 months ago
This is what i like about being english i can swear all i like and still sound fucking posh.
Finecheddar 8 months ago 4
@Finecheddar Having a deep ass voice and a flat accent is better, you can curse all you want and it only makes people scared of you.
karinosai 7 months ago
I love this, apart from the fact that it's not a three pin wall socket.
God damn you, 5secondfilms!
meepage332 8 months ago 5
He understands the needs of middle class families: adequate representation in parliament, and heating appliances.
Tom.
Fucking.
Watson.
dreamingpixles 8 months ago
I'm english and I love the accents....they're hilarious *tears up*
OmNomNommingOnSouls 8 months ago
Is that sean connery at 0:04?
iSwayzak 8 months ago
Ron.
F*cking.
Swanson?
Jpach33 8 months ago
The world demands that this be a series
AtheistActivist 9 months ago
Just noticed, but is the 'Mummy' iJustine?
atafies1 9 months ago
@atafies1
iJustine has a different bone structure on the face.
Taj2coolIsBack 9 months ago
But... that's an American Socket :C
tenpinbowl12 9 months ago 4
LOOP THIS SHIT NAO. Please? :3
TheJackassManiacs 9 months ago
I would keep Mummy warm, No need for Tom Fucking Watson
craigfoley 10 months ago
Need to make this a American known saying. I will do my best to plug in the Watson when its cold.
aerobuddyguy 11 months ago
i searched tom watson on google and it said he was a professional golfer
MrPsykokiller13 11 months ago
how do americans know who he is?? :P
you guys are the best :D
mypspisdead 11 months ago
Further to below, as revealed in the Daily Telegraph, June 2, 2009, Tom Watson was one of the worst and greediest of the expenses abusing pigs.
felix3840 1 year ago
Tom Watson's record:
Voted very strongly for the Iraq war.
Voted very strongly against an investigation into the Iraq war.
Voted very strongly for introducing ID cards.
Voted very strongly for Labour's anti-terrorism laws (a.k.a. totalitarian police-state laws).
Source: TheyWorkForYou website
Those are the four big tests of whether an MP has any decency and honour, and, as you can see, Tom Watson failed all four.
felix3840 1 year ago
@felix3840 But... He keeps you warm! And safe from hyper intelligent shark people!
JoelCornah 11 months ago
@felix3840 You're gonna be cold tonight
DocterEvil111 10 months ago
@felix3840 I don't care about his political career. He's Tom Fucking Watson.
Imatrollyay 9 months ago 5
Pressing 2 and then 3 results in :
Mommy... fucking the Watson
Pressing 7 gives you just fucking
Pressing 6 gives you : "Ohm"
Pressing 5 is just Tom Watson hum
...there :)
sinisasokolovic 1 year ago
We need more tom fucking watson
Sulfur81 1 year ago
press 4 for a subliminal message ... X)
MultiMrsmiley 1 year ago
Tom Watson. The British Chuck Norris.
LostPawz 1 year ago
keep pressing 7...
WhiteShaq93 1 year ago
Ahhhh I remember my mother's old tom watson... keeping my british hands warm...
LatumWay 1 year ago
Like all families in Great Britain, they are required to hand a picture of Sir Sean Connery in their home.
tpaquin 1 year ago
I watched from 0:04 over and over again.
soccerpettit 1 year ago
Tom Watson: He fought in the Gulf War, the Falklands War, and the Boer War simultaniously.
BlahBlahYouWho 1 year ago
MORE TOM. FUCKING. WATSON.
Moopzilla 1 year ago 35
@Moopzilla MOAAAAAAAAAAR!
Jaumur 1 year ago
All political advertisements should be like this.
OfficerNelson 1 year ago
Keeping you warm, but not very much.
NLhardcorebobNL 1 year ago
Thomas Anthony Fucking Watson.
008xtreme 1 year ago
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domthebomb5 1 year ago
@domthebomb5:
Shit whole should be spelled shit hole,
stupied should be spelled stupid,
americans should be capitalized,
and the word soccer is a British invention, a shortened form of Association Football, which was shortened to assoc and then soccer.
Also there are multiple types of football, that have a qualifying adjective denoting what type. Football in the US is called American Football abroad, there is also Australian Rules, Gaelic and Rugby football., Try reading a book or googling.
sonsofspartacus 1 year ago 87
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domthebomb5 1 year ago
@sonsofspartacus aussie rules is the best. no pansy armour, just you and a bunch of blokes slogging it out for glory in short-shorts.
VufQukk 1 year ago
@VufQukk damn right dude :)
azzykid1 1 year ago
@sonsofspartacus it's "capitalised" :D
TheOrangeFondler 5 months ago
@TheOrangeFondler
Not in American English.
sonsofspartacus 4 months ago
@sonsofspartacus Cool Story Bro
TheOrangeFondler 4 months ago
@sonsofspartacus who cares?
Tollbantheraver 5 months ago
@sonsofspartacus You sir, have won.
LudusVan 5 months ago
@sonsofspartacus i got bored reading it but i didn't
XxShadowIce13 4 months ago
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@domthebomb5
Get the fuck out
cameojoey 1 year ago
@domthebomb5
it isn't football you retard
it's fucking futbal
idiot
MoonarEclipse 1 year ago
@domthebomb5
The term "soccer" is actually British. But hey, I am just a "stupied american". You give Europeans a bad name, most of them use correct grammar.
Kramerdower 1 year ago
@domthebomb5
West Bromwich has Tom fucking Watson, your argument is invalid
TubularBroccoli 1 year ago
The watson comes with an american plug aswell.
mpyuri 1 year ago
I almost pissed myself :'D
crazypencil100 1 year ago
I Want THIs:D Is ON the Ebay?
eurominca 1 year ago
i found a street called tom watson pkwy, i felt warm afterwards
lukethecblguy 1 year ago 7
So much more long lasting and energy-conservant than the family's old Blair.
kevlonk 1 year ago
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TheHalfFinn 1 year ago
tom... FUCKING... watson
lastkillis100 1 year ago
Interestingly confusing... All's I know is that he lead the opposition to the 'Digital Economy Act' earlier this year, and has been respected on the internet because of it... but this was made a year ago so.. i don't know...
Aldrahill 1 year ago
what is this I dont even
Anubis7169 1 year ago
if you pretend that there are 2 guys watching this and there names are Tom and Watson then that would fell odd o.O
rimandar123 1 year ago 8
he grew up in chico
remember the kid from the first chico video?
thats him, tom fucking watson
he then used that gun to fight off hyper intelligent shark people, turning into the hero he is today
Fosax 1 year ago
This is. . . it's just. . . yes.
JackofTrades75 1 year ago
lol awesome video :) :) :) :) :)
evergrass 1 year ago
That's a one fucking Watson
GogleGnome 1 year ago
Warning: plugging things INTO Tom Fucking Watson Electrical Heater may produce different results.
Senokai 1 year ago 8
I still got the Bob watson model
gamergod30 1 year ago 4
It's supposed to be British propaganda and yet the electrical outlets are American.
irony~ :>
AnotherIdiot 1 year ago
tell ya what if tom fukin watson doesnt win his political race or whatever somethin's wrong with england...
irish8106 1 year ago
Only Tom "Fucking" Watson can prevent Johnny Quickdeath from his quickly demises...
BlueKewne 1 year ago 5
is this a joke because the flag is backwards
9ve 1 year ago
milf
lol.
waarde2 1 year ago
Tom. Fuckin. Watson.
shadowslash345 2 years ago 42
@shadowslash345 Well, no need to watch the video now. Thanks.
FlaxFalcon 5 months ago
My last name.
Yes us Watson's are electronically equipped thermally equipped for those bitter English winters.
rushnerd 2 years ago
Tom Fucking Watson> raw cookie dough
DrCowboyFace 2 years ago
@DrCowboyFace
How dare you.....NOTHING is better than raw cookie dough XD
Superpiper123 2 years ago 7
I would vote for him :)
I want more TOM WATSON vids please.
mancreep 2 years ago 4
Tom fucking Watson.
TheAmazingFro 2 years ago 3
he resigned 1 month after this video was uploaded lol
noelsoong777 2 years ago 4
lol
onwardparasites 2 years ago
Please come out with MOAR watson videos.
brt5470 2 years ago
I want a Tom Watson t-shirt.
TheSandvichHobo 2 years ago
@TheSandvichHobo holy shit. that would be awesome.
mancreep 2 years ago
this is your best one
EzraAintDead 2 years ago
where can i get a "TOMFUCKINGWATSON" for a good price?
TheRmaister 2 years ago 5
tom fucking watson is tom watson's twin brother fucking watson keeps u warm and the other safe XD
PivotStorm 2 years ago 3
i think i saw this on aots
pleasedontask 2 years ago
I'd vote for him.
Pliskkenn 2 years ago
Tom.
Fucking.
Watson.
AandR1408 2 years ago 637
@AandR1408
you.
fucking.
quoter.
gizmofly870 9 months ago
@gizmofly870 What else is there to say, really? "lol"?
I'm not going to argue on YouTube. It's the lowest you can possibly sink.
AandR1408 9 months ago
of course
7go8 2 years ago
Will Tom Watson keep me fresh in the summer?
SirMexicanYCP 2 years ago 6
Tom Watson! better than Jesus.
girunit75 2 years ago 5
do more tom watson vids, halarious
bigg132 2 years ago 15
Watson rules
bassrocker97 2 years ago 8
I like how the Honourable Member for West Bromwich East emits a pleasant hum when plugged in.
blackmesalabs 2 years ago 277
tom fucking watson>sex
ramanglass544 2 years ago 18
Vote fucking Watson.
natzo89 2 years ago 7