The Best of Paulie Walnuts - The Sopranos - Seasons 1 & 2

[dinuccij]

"Satanic black magic - SICK SHIT!"

[holic916]

What do ya hear what do ya say!

[rjplamf61]

Love that shirt he was wearing at 2:20. Have to find me one of those bad boys.

[ONEBlackJellyFish]

3:05 best part.

[ONEBlackJellyFish]

LISTEN HERE YOU WEIRDO FUCK

[TheBomber15]

FUCKIN' QUEERS!!

[213REALKILLA]

HOW THE FUCK ARE THERE 31 DISLIKES!!

[pissedoffdude87]

"Fuck it! This is how i say nothing...."

DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! 

[SerboAssassin]

satanic black magic...fucking queers...haha

[brightlights456X]

To think Paulie wasn't even a trained actor

[mrtundra45]

@brightlights456X he was a mobster all thru the 70s.....then he was on maimi vice LOL

id say thats enough training......

[brightlights456X]

@mrtundra45

:D

[PettRamn]

Paulies best moment : Searh for "He pisses in a bag now?!"

[One7823]

LOVE Paulie, him and Tony my favorite characters on the show. He was by far the funniest too. Sopranos wouldn't have been the same without Paulie.

[joshuadiesel]

?hey 31 people i remember every blowjob i ever got what about you do you remember

31 people :yeah

how long did it take for the guys to cum

[Hatinonthehaters]

"You’re not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator."

[MerveYoungki]

Funniest thing when he repeats jokes

[Lillogambino]

moisturising

 that cracks me up

[213REALKILLA]

CANT WAIT FOR THE MOVIE. THERE JUST WAITING FOR THE SCRIPT

[mrtundra45]

what kind of moulinyans are these? LOL

[79Testo]

What's a "moulenion"?

[jbott614]

@79Testo niggers!

[sabivarga]

@79Testo mulignans - blacks

[79Testo]

@sabivarga

is it just as bad as using the N word?

[WiseGuy5674]

@79Testo ...its Italian for eggplant.

[stewgotz1]

@79Testo  ''moulenion'' or ''moolie'' is a black

[AFRICA4AFRICANS]

@stewgotz1 MOOLIE=MOOR=BLACK

[FetalJuice88]

hey, did you hear that? @gorgomoth02 said that @physiker111 said "29 people's mothers were working the bon-bon booth at the Eiffel Tower"

[1skullduggery]

don't make me come over dare and tro a beatin' on ya....

[strokjis]

Happy b-day Tony.

[MultiShooter123]

The one thing i love bout Paulie He dosent take shit

[napo2k11]

Paulies fucken insane.. .. love it ...!!lol

[stopscrewingaround11]

you couldn't forget the part where Paulie explains that snakes can fuck themselves.

[Eestlaneonvisa]

"When I shoot its going in your braciole" haha

[PumpkinEskobarr]

Paulie is right about the Italian cuisine, before the immigration of Italians to the State, most of our cuisine was based off of British and German cuisine which lack many vegetable compared to Italian cuisine. Vegetables and fruits were thought to not have any benefits, and that meat was more valuable to the body.

[0rbis2010]

Tony Sirico is one of the greatest actors ever. I' rather watch him than de niro.

[nilaam]

Fuck that ! This is how I say nottin !

[onlnr2]

Real gangsters have sensitive skin.

[Pulpedtoafiction31]

Paulie makes me laugh when he feels the need to repeat his insult or joke because nobody laughed,lol.

[xxaimpiratexx]

Of course Paulie would beat a guys head with a bell. lmao

[alle1001]

ALL OUR FOOD!

[BENNYSIEGEL90]

FUCKING QUEERS!

[MrSirsilvio]

fuck that this is how i say nothin ding ding ding

[bob555555]

Lol I would have chin checked Paulie for that blowjob joke. A little too personal for my taste.

[SouljaBoyRealHipHop]

Paulie's just like youtube comments what with the way he keeps repeating jokes.

[genesimonen]

satanic black magic

[weeleon81]

he likes repeatin his jokes

[mitsubishidiamante]

Paulie: hey, I remember ever Blowjob I got, how bout you do you remember youre 1st BlowJob?

Sylvio: yes offcourse!

Paulie: how long it take for the guy to cum?

LMAO

[cekinxxx]

they eat puzzy lol,

[MutaX17]

What do ya hear , what do ya say?

[pineapplepootytang]

FUCKIN QUEERS

[rowdy8888]

@pineapplepootytang I feel the same way...Every..day !

[cheapy2006]

PAULIE ROCKS!!!!!!!

[DET832]

LMFAO 2 !!!!!!!

[Mangano22]

paulie: how's your family ?

"not bad paulie, you know we had to move my father..."

paulie: "HEY! i got my own fucking problems"

hilarious

[Mrmetalfan1]

these fucks got nothing but eat putssy!!!! LOL

[MsEquilibrium77]

I love the Sopranos and Paulie is the best!

[hanl9889]

I love how Paulie always tells his jokes twice xD

[2010VinnieR]

Fawkin queers! Pmsl!

[DreamstateEmergency]

its soo funny how passionate he is about the expresso and coffee, pizza, "this , this is the wrost this expresso shit" big pussy" take it easy!!" my fav is when his in the hospital when tony got shot by junior and he talks about wining the chinup competition and then grabs the loose muscle and says something like look at these wrinkles now looks like and old bags cunt now.

[overrevit]

i love this guy he used to send me luaghing loudly haha

[OriginalSkits]

You gotta love how he repeats the joke he said to Tony even though he's sitting right next to him LMAO.

[madhazzer]

@OriginalSkits

Lol yeah the sopranos had a lot of great running gags throughout

[ivehearditallbefore]

Paulie to the cop "HEY, I've got my own f'in problems" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[belsy23]

i just see a video and apparently it's Tony Soprano singing with Eminem!,,,, on Youtube type in... Bell Martini how u doing ..... and click on Bronx sign........ he's actually really good!!

[gorgomoth02]

hey, did you hear that? @physiker111 said "29 people's mothers were working the bon-bon booth at the Eiffel Tower."

[brightlights456X]

@gorgomoth02

Concession....not Booth!

[Smokeherbs718215]

Paulie is amazing and was LOYAL and so was Silvio

[mitsubishidiamante]

Pauie: hey I remember every Blowjob I ever got. how bout you do you remember youre 1st blowjob?

Sil: yea off course!

Paulie: how long it take for the Guy to cum? lmao!

[ashken79]

.love him!

[Maximum007]

Paulie was the best. There was never a dull moment with him. He was pure entertainment.

[nauris705]

"FUCKING QUEERS" 

[nauris705]

fucking paulie

[fsx70]

I like how Paulie always tells his jokes twice ex. 1:48 :D

[HLecterPHD]

there was no casting once they saw the head on this guy.

guy was destined to play paulie.

[Cetnik1389]

greatest show ever.... no show comes even close....and funnier then any sitcom ever

[1TtidnaB]

The whole episode when chris lies in the hospital after getting shot, were Paulie have worked out that he gotta do 6000 years in purgatory and gets angry at the church for not protecting him against the "ghouls", is pure comedy.

[1mraware]

imagine Paulie , and Joe Pesci working together !!!

[physiker111]

29 people's mothers were working the bon-bon booth at the Eiffel Tower

[dander337]

Take it easy = STFU

[mm5425]

"Hey i got my own fucking problems" LOL

[hanson666999]

Paulie- Hey I remember every blowjob I ever got, how about you do you remember your first blowjob?

Sil-Yea of course..

Paulie- How long did it take for the guy to cum :-D ROFL Classic!

[ediblehatred]

paulies best moment is in the fifth series when he asks Fin to wipe the dog shit off his car and then afterwards discovers that it's Meadows soprano's boyfriend. His face is just classic.

[ItsTheCos]

@ediblehatred His reaction put me on the floor. Still does everytime I see it.

[jumpinpizza]

Hahaha awsome character

[badalice07]

Do tyou remember your first BJ, LOL.

[bvokie66]

ding ding ding ding

[jcthomas521]

this is great , fucxing quexrs lmao

[zo219]

Juan Valdez ... has been separated from his donkey.

Who wrotes these lines?

[Scarecrowman27]

LMFAO UNREAL .... Asks the cop "Hows the family" ..... "Hey Hey I got my own fuckin problems"

[Scarecrowman27]

lolol .... listen to me you weirdo fuck

[jhiller21]

Fuck that! This is how I say nothin'! HAHA

[ghostbuster4]

Poopsi means shit

[boxcarracer184]

what does paulie say when gigi dies?

[b4rn35y]

He's like jimmy two times from the goodfellas. always says everything twice

[shazzam29]

@b4rn35y no hes the other guy, the one who steps out of the car in the scene where young henry is looking out the window

[79Testo]

What's poutsi?

[b4rn35y]

@79Testo its pussy

[DeCavalcante]

@79Testo putzi* say it five times fast you'll figure it out.

[sma6572]

"as of the wedding day,anything that touches her p**** is off limits" lmfao XD

[gt2e]

why do people feel the nedd to repeat lines out of a clip we've all just watched,ye stupid fucking parrots

[Psykotic01]

@gt2e I know, and they get thumbs up...makes no sense to me.

[SUP3RPELUCHE]

lol

[mr2gti]

Paulie repeating his jokes lmao - Epic!

[mrbobandu]

aww.. what about the boss in Italy.. "if you gave HIM a golf club he'd probably try n fuck it"

[pencon61]

Juan valdez has been seperated from his donkey hahahaha

[TwelveBridges]

"Fuck you and this bullshit, cause that's what this is you know, Satanic black magic, sick shit...fuckin' queers!!"

hahaha

I remember watching that and laughing my head off haha

[TwelveBridges]

If they make a movie, I'd like to see more of the softer side of Paulie. Not like turn him into a total wimp, but just show WHY he's so nasty at times. Like they did when he discovered he was adopted.

[KKourosh]

Hey! i got my own fucking problems. Good Stuff LOL

[bedmanokc]

fuckin qweahs

[fattkattz55]

paulie kinda made the show in a way he played a very good role

[kerii57]

i bet paulie had Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. I fucking bet

[stone1eye]

I wish he was my uncle...

[Pat2296]

After Tony, Paulie was my favorite! He's so badass..

[kerii57]

@Pat2296 i luvvvvv pauliiee too lol. hes so perfect 4 the show

[AmbientPlanet]

best character in "the sopranos"

[JustinTinaFey]

Fucking QUEERS

[krissass]

Paulie's laugh is the best

[MegaHorg]

Whadya hear, whadya say?

[jamesrosevear]

Paulie Walnuts=Legend.

[tonypanz]

Use yer hat!! 

[TheInfamous121]

1:45 JOKE  LMAOOOOO

[TheInfamous121]

I LOVE WHEN HE REPEATS HIS JOKES LMAOOO

[FuckYouPayMeTV]

imma have the restaurant blowjob part uploaded in a bit shit is to funny not to be in HD lol Paulie is the fuckin mannnnn

[wallyworld776]

27 dislikes thought they jacked some televisions but instead jacked a truck full of walnuts

[gastonave]

Paulie had the best laugh.

[fishfan67]

He repeats his jokes. lmao Gotta love paulie!

[tonymontana191000]

this guy is a real mafioso

[goYankees19]

i'm not embarrassed...are you embarrassed?

[WarsawBlues]

"he he"

[Scarecrowman27]

LMAO ... Never watched the Soprano's. But that's some of the funniest shit ever. Ask a guy about his family and then stop him and say HEY I got my own fuckin problems lolol aw man dude that's great.

[prettyhard731]

@Scarecrowman27 he almost had me when he pulled the gun out on the cop

[1adammach]

I am asking you to leave sir!!YEA? FUCKING QUEERS LMFAO LOL!

[Hipcubbiesfan80]

@1adammach lmao funniest part of that episode

[Arogaz]

"satanic black magic! sick shit!" paulie friggin rules.

[sokkmakk]

in the upcoming sopranos movie, paulie and sil places hits on pauly d, mike "the situation" and vinny from the jersey shore, because they give guidos a bad name, and jenny "j-woww" and snookie are forced to be fuckdolls in the back of the bing

[sonnyred5050]

Now Paulie understands how the Mexicans feel about Taco Bell...

[24skeenan]

Loved him all through the series , comedian/ganster --- legend!

[X360Comedy]

Paulie was the most hilarious in the first 2 seasons without doubt.

[fenerbache13]

"Not even on Sundays" lmfao that just leaves me confused, as if Sundays are different. :)

[Naschkatze92]

Typical Paulie Laughing: "he he!"

[mahavishnuxc]

how many times did they use the word: " COCKSUCKER" on this show, very ten seconds its "you cocksucker, that cocksucker, this cocksucker" its like their favorite word. you should make a compilation video of it.

[blah214a]

'juan valdez has been seperated from his donkey' LOLOLOL

[yassigole]

blowjob joke is the best

[TheGoodMate]

0:00 - 0:46 - I dont remember those scenes, which seasons are they from ? ? ?

[simmy0987]

they should make a sopranos prequel. With johnny soprano and junior bak in the 60's.

[Midnightrambler3760]

@simmy0987 A prequel would be awesome

[TheBomber15]

"I'm asking you to leave, sir."

"Oh yeah? FUCKIN' QUEERS!"

[BGDzakon011]

27 faggots disliked this video...

[stzzla]

@BGDzakon011 "27 faggots dislike this video".......fuckin queers!!!!

heheheh, did ya hear that?  He said 27 faggots dislike this video, so I said, fuckin queers!!! hehehehehe.

[TonsofFun777]

@stzzla lmao

[amarone1956]

@stzzla Your father was one of them, asshole!

[stzzla]

@amarone1956 Oh yhea? Thats cute. You must have got that one from the Fisher Price Book of Insults. Blow it out your ass and mainline on it. Heheheheh, did you hear that? He said my father was a queer so I said, you must have got that from the Fisher Price Book of Insults heheheheheh.

[amarone1956]

@stzzla No, your mother told me, right after I'd fucked her ass!

[HardikG121]

Paulie's pretty jacked for his age

[omnivorous65]

Calling the spirits "fucking queers" that's funny.

[RAIDERS58th]

An evil fuck but ya gotta love him. Kinda.

[omnivorous65]

@RAIDERS58th Did you know that he is the real deal? He was in the Mafia and he very probably bumped off people.

[RAIDERS58th]

@omnivorous65 I'm aware of this. However, he's always claimed that he was just small time gangster with no major connections. But who knows for sure. He has done time though.

[omnivorous65]

@RAIDERS58th There is a lovely piece of reference in the Soprano's where Paulie utters a remark that apparantly hints at his actor's criminal past. Can't look it up now but it's nicely described on Wikipedia. I always understood it as something quite serious.

[TwelveBridges]

@omnivorous65

"I was living by the skin of my teeth in the 70s when the Colombos were at war" - that one?

I can't remember the proper quote he says, but thats about the gist of it.

[papasmurftw]

@TwelveBridges "I made it through the 70's by the skin of my nuts when the Colombos were goin at it"

which is when the actor who played paulie ACTUALLY worked for the italian afia

[TwelveBridges]

@papasmurftw

thats the one haha, thanks :)

[mikethegent]

@omnivorous65 He did time for shakedowns,but evidentially went on the right path

[HabboStaffSucks]

Best guy!

[tehBenny]

God I love Paulie. :)

[mrshef666]

Paulie makes the Sopranos :D hes a fuckin legend \m/

[tylerslandscaping]

i went over fro a blow job lol clasic

[1MPALASS]

the funniest part where i laughed so hard is when he replied to

"i have the right to earn"

paulie says: you have the right to shit

[bittercottoncandy]

Look at 1:56 . Vince Curatola (Johnny Sack) was really laughing his ass off because of the joke

[HardikG121]

@bittercottoncandy Lol yeah, because he gets one from his smokin' wife Ginny every single night

[tsartodd]

"they ate putzi before we gave them the gift of our cuisine"

:D

i went over for a blo