Black Ops | No-Lives Don't Have Girlfriends

[kanderan1]

Watched the whole thing, I want a cookie.

[nirvan561]

:( ....... You think about people how I think towards people, and the same way you view relationships and ahh.. God.. This stuff hits me hard man...

[decingham]

bad luck jesus

[101thegrip]

Sorry :(

[skateboarding]

:(

[theonecoolkid13]

damn sorry about ur girlfriend

[sebas4155]

:/ damn im late

[JustinKHahn]

I came at the end..

[outragedrunner]

Sorry. Already fapped to this in the back of the bus.

[XxAnEvilWafflexX]

I remember bubba. ;) Back when you raped babies on the crapyard.

[JAKECAPONESUFACE]

i came

[bogdanpaper]

499

[mrcbrv]

I cant believe i watched all of it. But it was great

[emokraker]

how about the 3 of us get it on in a big orgy behind k mart later?

[artiejump]

@emokraker LOL

[JGFXDesigns]

If you can accuse a girl of fucking black men and she doesn't care, she's a keeper.

[gamblersproductions]

I don't go for "titsy" chicks. I knew this girl probably before or just as she started to develop. But still, people still say I'm only in it for the sex. FML

[sebastiangallegoceba]

nice singing

[TheNeonzs]

personally i like women for there personality..i will open myself for them..if they dont like what i do or how i play life. then there not right for me..the stupid people who are just there for your appearance are just comppletly stupid.

[jmanindahizouse]

39:50 i watched that far hahaha

[jmanindahizouse]

lmfao i listen to these commentaries while i play runescape.

[XxIROCKMASH]

I lmfao'd when you fake jerked off and said you shit out 30 minute videos.

[hellothorns]

I have a golden labrador named Dallas. This made me so fucking sad thinking about when my dog will die, thanks bro.

[ZombifiedLegion]

Long comment time! 1. She does hqve a sexy voice 2. What u said about commentaters and youtubers in genneral is very true 3. I laughed my during this whole thing 4. I wish u all the best from Chicago to u, your relationship, and your youtube videos

[EPICxSniiPer]

my mom and dad had four cats and they all died but one cat and is now 15 years old a few months older than me and im worried about him :(

[FreeIceCreamAndNaps]

wow 43 min?

[erickd14]

His story about his dog made me cry because I started to think about mine.

[nicehipo]

Shes a pretty good singer :)

[GsusChrist12]

her voice was so beautiful...

[crazycool202]

Chris Smoove most likely has a big black cock....and amazing commentaries so it's all good.

[ADZKoncept]

Oh great another girl who thinks she's a good singer and her boyfriend not wanting to hurt her feelings says she's good

was my thought before hand

And then she started singing :')

It's actually quite amazing

[lukeshere19]

i love your gf

[technicolorboy]

i didn't watch the whole thing but i love what you said at the end. don't diminish your own personality just to be with someone else. that's why me and my girlfriend of 19 months broke up. i believe that if there is someone out there who is perfect for me, she will be accepting of all my strange personality traits. it seems extremely unlikely at this point but who knows, it seems like you got lucky with a woman who actually likes videogames and that whole culture haha

[darthboti]

lol a girlfriend is something that wings doesnt have

[TageFriden]

best. commentary. ever

[Br0k3nResponse]

"the fall" AAHHAHAHAHA i died 12:00

[Rjrussell93]

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[DefoliantProjector]

awesome GF

[CreatureGaming]

where is the pornchinima link!!!!! XD

[WantedCasper9600]

Sweet Ending ;D

[MrKupah]

OMFG vocab lesson!

[oHailPrestoNl]

Your girlfriend likes FMJ... What the fuck, why is your life comparatively so much better than mine now?

[YodaGaming]

And only a year ago just like you...she died in my arms.

[Sunshine553]

@YodaGaming ;[

[YodaGaming]

As I sat there hearing your story about your dog, I though of my childhood dog how she was my best friend how she was my dog not my family's, mine...she ment the world to me

[ChrisMarxist666]

Lol pornchinima.

[awesomeabel1]

@ChrisMarxist666 lol hahah thts comedy

[YummGreyv]

Do another dual comm with speckzo

[LordTyrus00]

This was exquisite.

[TheHoe4show]

So i just watched Blametruths dual com with his girlfriend and compared it to this one. wow. Jesus you sound way more comftorable with yourself around your girlfriend than he did. You could tell BT was kind of embarrassed talking about the game around his gf. Also, your gf doesn't have an annoying ass southern hick accent.

[oOoKNIFEDoOo]

Great commentary! Im glad your gfs so accepting. She sounds perfect in my book. Btw jesus your pretty much my role model. I have similar thought processes behaviors and ideals but i want to develop them as much as you have. Could you consider doing a vid on religion and beliefs? If you get the time. Oh an tell lindsey im the someone who actually watched the WHOLE thing.. Peace

[thief732]

You're talking about 4chan?!?!? Time to whip out my cock and RAAAAGGGEEEE!!

[dgrome]

pics or it didn't happen

[su1c1d4lH1pp13]

LEVIATHAN COCK!

[TheGRStORm]

your girlfriend has a great voice. you guys should sing a duet. or post a video of rock band or something. that would be cool

[PistolAssassin]

LOVE THE OUTRO!!!

[TheHoe4show]

in the second gameplay why the fuck were all those tools using tomahawks?

[Shadow220232]

Holy F bro she realy has a great voice she should realy do something with that..

[cockywombat]

she should have a singing career.

[westogmoney]

girls who have conversations like this dont exist where i live. lame

[MiEdKi13]

Oh lets get it on baby!

[xPDNx]

Pyramid Song outro! High five! :)

[TheQuadMarley]

Chris Smoove <3

[youhavenoskill]

i watched the whole thing lol, and holy shit man she can sing, that came out of no where lol

[SELLSHAKO]

Very sexy voice at the end. I came

[PromisesHDGaming]

Watched the whole thing, well said.

[SELLSHAKO]

I really wish you'd feature my 102-2 Firing range game in your rant videos :(. I doubt it would get me much recognition, but as a huge fan of your stuff, it'd probably make me shoot a little in the pants.

[N1wSGaming]

She has an amazing voice. ur lucky jesus <3

[N1wSGaming]

I fapped thru 26 mins of the vid :D

[P4INFX]

can i have pix?.....to be blunt......she sounds hot

[darthkyle123]

Subbing these both would be a smoove move!

[JMort95]

your first persona is exactly like me.

[yeahduden]

omg its good but yeah its too long.....

[Ozznize]

@yeahduden i didnt think it was. now we have two opinions on the same matter and neither is either right or wrong since its a matter or what you like.

[yeahduden]

@Ozznize wow first time i havent got a hurr durr comment back. obviosly j fan base actually has a couple of people over 12 :O

[Ozznize]

@yeahduden you're welcome.

[Medicoreplayer]

I'm in Love with you two!

[gourmander]

Colin... Finally

[robertrageson]

one of those old wives tales/nuggets of wisdom is something to the effect of "having a puppy is like having a child" and the consensus is that if you can handle having a puppy you will do well with children. but i strongly disagree with this. care for animals does not equate to care for a human being. you may think your dog loves you, but give it to someone else for a month and they will love them just the same. kids carry that with them for a long time, speaking from experience.

[deadlyvapour]

wow! not for like her to sub whore or anything but she should post herself singing her voice is awesome man

[cypriotwunda]

I watched it allll :)

[farbrorpuh]

The best commentary i've watched in a long time.

[Fishtako12]

I was sad through the whole dog story, my dog is just getting early arthiritis(??spelling??) and it freaked me out.

[ChaBoadSki]

she is a great singer you should get her to go on American idol next year

[kane445898]

LOL THIS WAS AWESOME!

[HupFlupper]

Pqeu

[SergTheGodOfGaming]

i really love these commentaries, i also like how these videos are long like you ;) LOL keep up the good work buddy

[oxGrEeKxo]

she has a beautiful voice too

[oxGrEeKxo]

wow pickin her up was a smoove move

[aferrebee69]

Wow she does have an amazing voice. and thins kind of video/ podcast is why i watch your stuff bc you are real and dont conform to the majority of the people out there.

[janzen93]

AMAZIIING SINGIN!!! :)<3

[EulogyOfStuntRock]

lol

I bet you tap that overnight.

[TheKGamer08]

I watched the whole thing in one sitting... btw she is the next American Idol

[MrLazzuhPanduh]

Lmao 4chan.... /b/?

[MegaObliterate]

@MrLazzuhPanduh

>Lmao

>Sure smells like summer in here.

[freeze250]

4.5/5 Dicks

3===D / 3===D / 3===D / 3===D / 3=D

[Medicoreplayer]

I'm gonna keep watching this until you make another with her



[making33]

make a channel a do cod and singing vids

[jurdles3]

Best friends , to passionate lovers. Nice Catch

[CapitolaBoy]

LAWL @ mickey mouse.

[BalogawhaleSuper]

Holy shit she is a really good singer.

[Monstrositty]

dude that happened to my dog almost exatly and i was only 13 and he was 2 and we had to put him to sleep i feel so bad for you cause i feel you with the dog

[klmsdrummer]

POST A PIC OF YOU GF!!!!

[TheHeroInDisguise]

Omg, it's awesome to hear you two, you 2 are awesome for eachother, I think it's hilarious how I heard 'girlfriend' and I was like, wow.. That's cool and she's like this xD Jesus, may I Borrow her? :'D

[TaintedDucky]

Youtube should have a audio download feature, so people like me who's low on bandwidth can listen to Jesus :P

[Xelig00n]

Nice video, was really interesting hearing both of you.

Also, pretty amazing singing skills as well =o

[Lutfish911]

Pro singer :o

[overthetopballer123]

i like ur girlfriend post more videos sometime and her voice is amazing

[Lutfish911]

Did anyone know he had a girlfriend? :o

[K0nre]

I watched the whole thing!

Jesus you are a lucky man...

[MrPeppergun]

I watched the whole fucking thing :)

Is  your name Colin?

[morgothMM]

@MrPeppergun lol yes, it is

[waters1388]

i lisened to all of it

i have no life

[likestooplay]

I hope you can keep her, few girls play video games and sing that well.

Good luck man!

[likestooplay]

I put the herp in the derp

[NicksPerception]

the baby laugh at the very very very end was priceless.

[CprlCaboose]

I watched this entire video and wasn't bored, this is a first for me. Kudos.

[FillyChee]

she sings really well.

also, best use of 43 minutes... evar. haha

[13gamerdude]

more girlfriend commentaries

[MrBandgeek95]

lol he's playing with Song Parody!

[THEFREAK4498]

awesome!

[aka835]

Looks like I'm notta no-life

[IamMullet]

You did not hit her, you did naht!

[MRCHUCKLES2]

Holy shit, she is an amazing singer........jesus we have the same views on most things, i would love to talk to you sometime, im starting to get into neuroscience, idk hmu sometime. nice commentary as well. Watched the wole thing, i think your hilarious as well

[MrFluffay]

BTW Jesus makes bitches ZING

[Johno55D]

THE PUNCH IS A LIE!!

[XxAnEvilWafflexX]

I remember bubba, it was on scrapyard! I think you were using the mp5k.

[MrFluffay]

Fuck this, I´m subbing her.

[BearT18]

@MrFluffay Haha, lemme know what channel.

[Tjorvz1]

I'm in love with your girlfriend.

:(

[Rxa190]

When your talking about Ted, is that the black, homeless guy on the road

(the man with the god given voice)?

[DylanNutsack]

Tits or GTFO!

[tartarsauce44]

Best commentary in ages. You should have a Lindsey Tuesday :)

[MannyAnarchy]

Nice outro music!

[Edshar32]

love how you refer to your girlfriend as "this one" lol

[oiyou15]

23:53 shadow put a picture of her boobs ;)

[madsmadsmads14]

Humans made the term animals apply to living creatures which are not human. Yes, you can we are animals as we are mammals which technically would make us animals. However, one can argue against it.

[Myth700]

Holy shit Lindsey can sing....

[jonmonage]

You two need a podcast

[NchTrovert]

Nice Pyramid Song outro.

[MrWowgod]

c'mon jesus, she said it her self, pics or it didnt happen

[crankdatmovie]

omfg!! your gf can sing soo gd!! i did not see that coming xD, and where are you both from?? originally?

[peanutgallery1234]

@crankdatmovie Thank you! :) And we are both from Rhode Island.

[crankdatmovie]

@peanutgallery1234 omg thats cool, and your jesus's girlfriend? wow you two really suit i hope all goes well for you two, best of luck ^_^

[Chubbalope13]

Such a nice video. Has such a natural feeling about it. Wish i had this kind of relationship.

[KingGhosty]

this was a very good commentary i like ending when your girlfriend starting singing

[samz0]

u have gil de tourretes?

[Azza1241]

OMG I made it through the whole thing :)

[ladyxinsanity]

Your name is Colin? Man, the dream is ruined.

Kidding. I listened to the whole thing and with the topic that was actually there, I definitely agree. Majority of it, anyway. It's a complete opposite when you go to video game competitions. If you are a pro, you get tons of girls who hop on your D. It's kind of ridiculous.

Loved this vid anyway. Could have just not had a topic and would have been fun to hear!

[SpartanSX1337]

@ladyxinsanity His names Collin, two 'l's.

[W1SM]

Huge title fail! LOL

[Xxharryj94xX]

baba of forrest gump?

[Xxharryj94xX]

baba of roots?

[AchmadTheGreat]

Jesus your amazing and your GF is sweet also. Great talk btw do again if you want i'll watch it. This was one of your best vids

[MizterConfuzing]

she can sing! i loved this video. hearing you guys just talk, and the fact that she is really cool, just made this video appear in my favorites.

you should bring her on from time to time, really enjoyed it

[mrmob11]

i couldnt watch this too long ;\

[tanman6666]

wait. where is his podcast????? link pl000xxx

[unkillable21]

deep shit man. teared up when you talked about your dog. i cant imagine losing mine. Much respect and keep doin what you do

[Roobiebox]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE HAS A FUCKING AWESOME SINGING VOICE.

[Zm0SeSHD]

anyone else notice that the ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM in the second gameplay were only using tomahawks?

[TheAbsoluTurk]

whats up with the intro?

[outlawstar00000]

Its 3 in the fucking morning and I still watched the whole thing damn your girlfriend needs to be on american idol or something. Not only did you manage to keep people interested through 43 minutes of commentary but you also had your girlfriend on too. You have definitely earned the name jesus (obviously).

[aalee13]

it's amazing that she is cool with you talking about shit like that (in a good way)

[ArecVsBush]

holy shit she has a good voice

[AznBorderGuard]

4chan is ftw so much cp lol

[modevan]

she can sing 0,0



[supernod2000]

American Idol



[MrBawbawbawbawbaw]

SUCKY 5 DARRA?

[iTzVergil]

Wow she's perfect for you.

[morgothMM]

So getting whipped with glass doesn't make Jesus cry, but a puppy does. What. A. Fucking. MAN.

[FleaFunkFan69]

@morgothMM Don't forget the absence of a black man in his asshole

[matt4hoos]

you said fuck you to your gf 22 times