Omega Five PRO REVIEW

[Freshoffdahoodbro]

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[ksvillani]

Yeah but what do you think of Crimson Clover?

[xoxak]

@ksvillani

Not interested.

[zekogroundzero]

"Alpha six this is omega five target sighted get ready to neutrilize,Alpha six target is down Justin Bieber is dead mission complete heading back to HQ"

[surprisebuttsecksed]

this friggin made me laugh

[NovaZengear]

BEST Review ever!!!~

[Maverynthia]

Certainly NOT a PRO review.

[37712]

redneck review. love the voice

[zildjianx]

Xoxak I can't take it anymore, I don't care what you review, or even if you review anything, just make more videos I can't keep coming to youtube and not seeing your videos, it's too hard

[pumpkinheadjrb]

the narrator sounds like my downs syndrome neighbor

[badassrover]

this is a GREAT game

[kingshott1]

@badassrover is it worth buying though? with only 4 stages i doubt ill play it much

[GoDevil6]

You're the shit dude

[kyoko703]

Truck of fertilizers.

[ArkaneX]

Looks pretty cool, but some characters, specially the "samurai" looks senseless. Yeah like samurais on flying skateboards are going to defeat armored robots and save the world.

[jimmenaman]

GO PLAY MARS MATRIX.lol

do you think he will make more videos?

i think hes better than AVGN =]

[keyinregulus3]

Love how you say you're just twitch the controller for fifteen minutes...But yeah I agree this game is overrated. The problem is Americans aren't familar with the pleflora of bullet hell and doujin shmps, so they think the lamest shooters are pure gold.

[ArguementivePrick]

lol. ur class. big fan here.

[xVeZx]

so how many stages are in this game?

[gs68]

FOUR STAGES D=

[Dambrosi]

Hey xoxac, love your work. Any idea what you're going to do next (if anything)?

[trustno1702]

lmfao.

[TheGamerr]

You sir, are amazing, I lol'd

[cygnetomega]

Only caught about 30% of that through the heavy drawl, reminds of a documentary about livestock auctions but in slow motion. Subtitles maybe?

[xoxak]

no.

[cygnetomega]

:o)

[Foxpoop]

Learn to open your ears.

[wizardpeople]

Hahahaha, I think this is my favorite one yet!

[PsychoJosh]

Boy you're really hoppin' mad about this video game. What's your plan to alleviate your anger?

[xoxak]

I'm not, no.

[ninigou1983]

lol

[gs68]

A game where I tweak nipples for 15-20 minutes? Sure, why not.

[ZomDizae]

FERTILIZER!!!

as always, nice job Rob.

[ulyaothlite]

There's something really refreshing about a game reviewer using actual jokes, rather than OMG CURSES or OH HEY I'M A GIRL comments.

Kudos, sir.

[Cutman3030]

xoxax you are my hero.

[dkolb]

I want to see a review for Castle Shikigami 2

[hjking]

Good stuff. I picked up Giga Wing 1 and 2, Gunbird 2 and Mars Matrix after watching some of your videos. Keep it up!

[Zivon]

lul

[ArcadeNess]

Great to see another review! Your reviews inspired me into playing shumps. Gunbird 2 is insanity! What do you think of Triggerheart Execlica?

[xoxak]

Didn't enjoy it. Maybe I'd be slightly more forgiving if I'd have paid the 800 ms points instead of $60 for the DC version.

[dxmagma]

@xoxak what about that game where you absorb certain bullets and can only damage certain enemies and the only colors are black and white like some sort of race war?

i have no idea what it's called.

[NovaZengear]

@dxmagma

Ikaruga

[sympathy3k21]

Yes! Cool vid!

[zachlolz]

cool video, mate

[Pocketmobsters]

Nice review. Been missing some xoxak love on the Youtube. When will XBLA get a decent shmup?

And what is this about a contractual obligation? You under contract from YouTube to make these or something?

[xoxak]

Haha, no. A pal won the game in a shmup tourney, already had it and gave me the code. Just returning the favor by trashing the game. ;]

[SplatterTrigger]

"I ever done seen" I love your commentary.

Incredible shmup play!

[SSJ3JackBauer]

Nice review (4.9/5), but I have to defend Natsume on one point. They can't copy Dust Dragon out of fear that Backbone Entertainment will remember to make a Forgotten Worlds sequel on XBLA.

[xoxak]

Thanks. This review was more of a contractual obligation (pro), but it gets the points across. A Forgotten Worlds sequel sounds horrifying.

[Darkbeatdk]

I'd love to see a sensei no-movement video.

[luked1983]

I think your reviews are like poetry !

[EdOscuro]

truckloads of fertilizer

i love how the game doesn't kill the rotten ninja dude when you let him get trapped by geometry.

swing swing swing

[twiddlev1]

amazing shmup gameplay

[xoxak]

I considered making the entire video a Sensei no-movement run, but that'd just be mean. Some of the characters can't block every bullet (2/4).

[saviorsdisciple]

Prepared for something that never happens... like a level 5.

[xoxak]

I wish they'd make the second half of this game.