Xfactor Audition

[saumik011]

SHARON U FOKIN SLAG

[Elizablue2]

HAHA Simon is so ruthlessly horrible. but he's still cool XD

[NinjaHotel]

@XximyourzeroxX that's what i've been wondering!

[hardrocklove1]

awww,Simon! she's just like Barbie...with Hulk Hogan's face

[XXgav123xx]

He shouldn't make fun of someone looks, he is there to judge their singing ability. Those poor girls must have come away from that audition with a real complex about themselves.

[cheechwizzard101]

Hahahaha the tall one's comment at 1:30 had me laughing after all of that lol..

[Enid1911]

I love the short one's accent!

[Tightey88]

awww thats lousy :(

[thepapercliphero]

she looks like chris from skins

[mystikr]

hello guys I'm french and I'd like to know what does mean "I'd still do him though like". Is that a sexual thing ?

[interactionman]

@mystikr

Saying you would 'do' someone is a crude way of saying you would have sex with them.

[mystikr]

@interactionman Ok thanks. I suspected something like that considering how the girl is dressed.

[juxmook]

@interactionman Well put.

[Trustisaliability]

"oh, I'd still do him though like." LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[lpjz87]

Simon is an asshole motherfucker

[lpjz87]

Simon is an asshole motherfucker

[anouchka100]

i think simon is totally hawt

[cheekygirl07]

Hes supposed to be judging them on their singing not the way they look and saying they look like a man, hes really out of order sometimes. Theres no need for him to insult them even if they can't sing.

[XxSarahT8xX]

"what changes when you're onstage"

"stuff, hair goes everywhere, flippin' lipstick..."

what...the.....fuckk....??

[ThePsychoSarah]

YOU LIE!!! SIMON COWELL IS CUTE

[ArmedWithAComputer]

"So I look like a man?"

"No, you don't look like a man. You look like a man... dressed as a woman."

I want that on a t-shirt.

[morkhan]

Funnies thing is her partner saying Vicky first.

[Diditlol]

nobody expect him to say "your voice is so amazing" when its not i think that one day he will sorry for all this shit he is saying to them

there is a big diff between saying the truth and humiliating

[smileymileyfanemily]

"oh i'd still do him though like..." FUCKING HILARIOUS.

[moazhaque]

you look like a stretched version of her lmao

[crimsure]

i wish simon would say "Your terrific!" and act all amazed and then go "NAAAH you suck get out" then that be funny in a mean way

[Giroutte]

If anyones thinks Simon is rude, let me tell you something... He's just telling them the truth and not giving people fake hopes.

In other words he's helping them to stop think they're good and stop acting ridiculously.

[seudotrofio]

@Giroutte with a pinch of humiliation of course.

[2010XF]

Watch full episodes of the X factor 2010 on my channel

[Gangsta4house]

:))....Louie: u look like an old couple witch are already dead (OMG!)...Simon:u look like a stretch version of her...:))......Simon: do you think that anyone can pay 2 see your peform? how much? :))

[ddelfao]

"Vicky Pollard !" "Do I look like.. Oh thanks !"

[ClericXoxo]

VICKY POLLARD. AHAHAH I LAUGHED SO FUCKING BAD

[glennirish]

yeh but no but yeh she does

[potentperson]

Oh, I'd still do im though like

[franco09XD]

im sorry is this X factor or American next top model? why da hell he cares about the weight or if shes to tall?

[megabytez2]

haha

[megabytez2]

haha

[legostudiomaker]

wacht 0:21 !!!

[alteregomeans]

ahahahahahah



[dreamera1]

"what am I gonna say?" "No" "Good girl"

[NajNaj600]

hahahah I love Simon :D

[Thankots]

They are like the daltons, the tall one is really dumb.

[MusicGirl4Everever]

omg simon is right!! i hate it when people in ther 30-40's try to dress like 15 year olds!

[Crinwa]

"Oh... i'd still do 'im oright'! hahaha

[lore22tm]

sometime honestly hurts...

[kajameow]

hahahahaha

[Donlakyounomoah]

OMG this is so Welsh! I laughed so hard and at the same time am embarrassed to be Welsh!

[TheAlienFan]

@Donlakyounomoah LOL I feel like like that about being scottish sometimes

[TVCriticAmy]

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Always loved Simon. Shame the X Factor has gone downhill. 'A stretched version' - ha! x

[Chiara4JD]

'he needs to take a good look in the mirror cos he's not all that!'... 'oh but i'd still do him!' LOL that was soooo fucking funny! and i do see the matt lucas resemblance... haha RINSED!

[veggiewarriors]

Simon's just brutal. I would be in tears if he told me I looked like a drag!

[harry1000uk]

did she just say i would still do him WHAT SIMON LMFAO

[MightyBooshLoverxxx]

she's got a point. "He's not 'ALL THAT' " he's actually pretty ugly. Grow a top lip Simon!

[elsoda]

i fucking wish i could see the actual audition...lol..!! i cant never find it.

[optimisticbabe]

That was not funny; Simon is a ass with a chip on his shoulder.Also she looks nothing like Vicky Pollard.

[kyo347]

He cooked her

[edlezzz]

"You look like a stretched Version Of Her,Ah what? , A STRETCHED Version " ...LOL

[grumm70]

SO FUNNY

[musicislove1502]

oh shit she got owned lmao

[chiichan2004]

YES HE IS ALL THAT XD

[piggystardust]

hahaha... lol

[babealishus1]

hahahahahaha

[Linklic]

"I'd still do him, more like."

That chick is awesome for that comment alone.

[ijason2]

id still do him tho like, XD

[JennaGoesMoo]

God I love Simon.

[rugrats1212]

i wanna hear them sing

[ciarac707]

that was funny but horrible lol

[iscott316]

he;s mean

[Trilink2]

so i look like a man?

no, you dont look like a man

you look like a man....

dressed as a woman

lol

[stellaamyshim]

LOL

[donsmad81]

"You look like a stretched version of her" - HAHA

[FishnGrease]

The girls were awful but brilliant! They should consider a comedy routine, I thought they were quite funny :)

[gussy1d5]

simon is really mean i mean she does look like vicky pollard but i would never tell her that

[OfficialDareChannel]

owned

[KaatieMH]

that is funny but horrible! :P

[jaypeenext]

"oh, i still do 'im more like" - looooool

[deviss123]

vickey POLLard. a lot of emphasis on the POLL

[Trilink2]

lol

[ColdCaseSweetHeart]

LOL simon! TUT! hahahhaah!

[shulupayaface]

Simon is cruel but fair doos they do look like 2 slippery deformed half sisters

[UWannaHug4rmMe]

lol

what r they wearing?

[TommyReily]

Tall one looks like Myra Hindley.

[XxDearXoXDiaryxX]

LOL The way the girl say Vickys name it was like disney characters say the villians name.

Like "Jaffar!" Or "Stepmother!". Sounded like she fear the name almost.

[ScottScott12345]

You don't look like a man. You look like a man... dressed as a woman.

[ScottScott12345]

LOL!

[TheAllstar007]

search on youtube Federica Lombardo.....12years old!!! XFactor

[carina95jenny]

LOL

[mizzrachel1991]

it means id have sex with him, its jus extra slang saying more like

[XchelseaNjessicaX]

go on 0.07 her face ha ha ha ha

[as1seeit]

LOL

LOL

[JPOK1000]

What desperate fuckers would pay to see them?

[babylix]

what does it mean i'd still do him more like? I don't understand that "more like"

[caitlinbarlow95]

it is the accent, she is saying though not more and alot of ppl say liek at the end of their sentences

[babylix]

Oh ok i got it! She said "i'd still do him though,like...."

[ashleebuz]

"no no no you don't look like a man! you look like a man...dressed up as a woman."

haha what a complete wanker.

[HorriblyMe]

what in the world does she say when simon sais "do you think anyone would pay to see you perform" then she sais "people DO pay to see us perform" and simon sais "how much" then what does she answe???? her accent is too thick i dont understand...and im British!

[blances]

She said 'working men's club fees'. I would assume it's the same place where Nikk Mager does his gigs.

[winstonlegthigh99]

she says in working mens clubs mind...they give the Welsh a bad name...

[caramela24]

LOL I think more people will go to Wales now!! hahahahaha I must've seen this clip 1000 times and it never gets old!

Love how they laugh at the other when Simon insults each one LMAO

[thedeadparadeLR]

that drag comment was unnecessary

cmon

people come to the show to be commented on their talent

not how they look

that was very harsh

they were nice poeole just not talented in singing

[MrCommentz]

Did he say he was all that?! No. And he is 100% correct cos i thought she looked like a man as well. Butterz. Both of them!!

[Babylala87]

haha "well i'd still do him though ,like" hahaha

[neilswann80]

LOL. Wish I'd new that was coming. Had a mouthful of food.

[xxXWholeNewHateXxx]

owned :P lolol

[makeuppunstars]

simon not that mean her then on american idol i think hes mean on american idol couse paula sits next to him and he rilly like her

[NaRyCoFan2]

LOL 0:11 the judges look kinda retardet xD

[MusicLoverRecords]

how meaaan

[kirstyasher2]

'no no no you don't look like a man...you look like a man...dressed as a woman...'

i love the one on the left at the beginnin when she's 'vicky pollard!'

[aparker22418]

LMAO! Simon cracks me up.

[eplasider1993]

HAHAHAHAHAAH !!!!!!!!!!!

[SephirothBurger]

i hope you guys know vicky polloard is played by a guy

[andre123456789098765]

so i look like a drag^^

[PenisBoat]

id bang them both

[llamasrule4ever22]

hes so mean

[0casteloencantado0]

"I'D STILL DO HIM MORE LIKE!"

[mikamikaz123]

poor girl

[440gray]

id do the one in the white top to be fair

[cuteneji1099]

u look like a man dress a women so i look like a drag

[massilot]

the judges are really stupid , cruel. Those singers are people! They are not puppets that can be beaten in order to get some audience. When you make fun of someone, people get interested in the show, but these people walk home destroyed. I hate that stupid man who dares to say that " the image of that girl is horrendous". The only horrendous thing in this video is his out-of-control tongue!

[ladyofgears]

simon is awesome and he tells da truth haha

[maximary777]

that's why i love simon hahaha

[Sarika09Gm]

you look like the girl off lil britain. . who vicky pollard. . yeah :L:L:L

omg simon, classic!! that was hilarious :L

Love the ending .. " I'd still do him tho " haha good gal ;) :L:L

[kentrano]

haahahahahah

''..Oh i'd still do him more like''

brilliant.

[magicalcraigchannel]

nice one simon!!!! fukin hell that was harsh!!!!

[XxCH3Z4D4NxX]

No it ai't harsh she duz actually look lyke vicky pollard

lol

wb

x

[ismar56]

She is fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!She is fujjjjjjjjj!!!!!

[JessicaxRogerRabbit]

looool

"you don´t like a man who´s dressed like a woman" xDDDDD

(sorry for my english -.-)

[Noods1702]

I am Fat!

[IluvBritneySpears101]

you don't look like a man-you look like a man dressed as a woman. HAHA

[Heather2334]

lmaooo@ you dont look like a man....u look like a man.....dressed as a woman...lmfao

[FAMOUSSCHICK]

UWAHAH.

[0o0dead0o0]

lool her friend said vicky pollard first

[applesmoothiee]

lol i remember watchin that

[BboyFiZiX]

no you dont look like a man....you look like aman....dressed as a woman......

LMAO XD

Simon Rules!

£20,000,000 a year to tell people the absolute truth!

Best job in the world!!!!!!! :D

[EnglandGal101]

lol 0:13 cracks me up.Da da da,da da da da daaaa

[united4evra99]

OH MA GAWD that was well out of order ye but no but ye i aint even done nuffin or nuffin! god you so racist

[lera808]

that is sooo rude !!!! XD

[BrazilianItalianGirl]

that's sooooooo true!!!

[alamie3]

so funny, so rude - i love it !!!

[xTingTongx]

rude... but funny haha =) x

[Alexiscombusting]

rofl what a joke

[Ninaki13th]

simon is rude...

[truefrined78]

hahah thats so funny like so funny lol

[Aarroonnn]

lol that music makes me laugh so much..

dadadada

and when simon insults their look, the gasp on that lanky bird lol

[123lolzxx123]

0:26 simon looks lyke he realises his mistake

[MadMarshmallo]

LOL so rude/

[RinaBabiie]

omg he is so rude

ahahahaha

[bugalooshrimp92]

ahahah! 0:13 - 0:16

[sgtpumkin123]

yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no! lol

[xMcLainex]

lol a stretched version!!

simon cowell is brilliant.

[SoftBaller410]

sounds like she said "oh, i'd still do him all night" at the end.. xD rofl

[zzcak]

what did the skinny one say at the end?

[IloveAlexisBledel689]

''You don't look like a man... you look like a man dressed as a woman.'' HAHAHAHAHAHA Simon is so funny!

[JenniferC601]

Classic:L:L:L

[paddythelion]

handjobs a fiver a go!!

[homer091]

fuck dat, i can give myself a handjob :P

[joelleojjoelleoj]

yer but no but yer but no but shut up!

[JohnnyDepp4eva2305]

how comes her friend knew straight away which character simon was going on about?

Cheek! lol

[joelleojjoelleoj]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha  that's great!

[lovelygal135]

simon always says the right things!! haha

[Simpsonized]

hahaha i'm sorry but they DO look like vicky pollard. TOTally!!

[CommanderB9488]

Simon is baddddd!!! LMAO!! Man to be humiliated on TV like that must be hard to live after those auditions.

[laminGRIFFIN]

yud want 2 b sum idiot 2 pay c them perform

[OoMASEoO]

i want to see the performace!

[LaraCroftFTW]

'Oh I'd still do him' LMAO!

[Lyca31]

Simons comments were so spot on and sooo funny!!

[joshlondoner]

lol!!!!!! that was mean but so fuckin funny!!