Stabby Stabby - Full Version (Machinima Music Video)

[SilentKIla391]

Altairs got nothin on mee

[justmypureevil]

@machinima 95% of the videos you make are a waste of my time. This video is one of the 5%.

[AmberKohaku4]

Am i on Wii? OH HELLA NO!

it better stay that way >.>

[thekaratekid7]

Thekaratekid is my name being a troll is my game!

[cryptids1999]

Lol I love how there is a comment war when this video is like two years old lol trolls just when I thought i've seen everything.

[masterofre51v2]

@cryptids1999 if ur talking about me and mrinfidal it isnt a flame war we were just expressing our feelings towards each other....im not a troll....

[Laketownwharf12]

i laughed through the whole video! XD

[masterofre51v2]

love it i listened to this about 6 times already xD

[MultiUltimategamer12]

i need to download this fucking song

[masterofre51v2]

@MultiUltimategamer12 then fucking do it then!!!!

[uru344]

ALTEIRS GOT NOTHING ON ME

[sorapwn1200]

At the end:

the guards walk by like nothing has happened. their just used to it.

[L4DHunter2011]

@sorapwn1200 *They're. C'mon guys, don't thumb up this shit.

[sorapwn1200]

@L4DHunter2011 sorry, but this is is internet. we don't bother with spelling, unless it counts. so take that stick outta your ass and get used to it, ok?

[warsniperNL96]

I actually like this song :D

[PunisherFran]

cant stop listening to this

[MrInfidal]

this sucked.

[masterofre51v2]

@MrInfidal the life right out of u and it made u mad so you wrote that when really it is really good :D

[MrInfidal]

@masterofre51v2 you must have been dropped on your head as a baby.

[masterofre51v2]

@MrInfidal Well Coming From You i Dont Really Take Offence to That (:

[MrInfidal]

@masterofre51v2 you capitalized every word in that sentence except for the one that needed it. LOL

[masterofre51v2]

@MrInfidal well if u thought about it maybe there was a reason.....

[MrInfidal]

@masterofre51v2 that you were dropped on your head as a baby, and having such a damaged little mind, you simple cannot comprehend how to use proper grammar.

[masterofre51v2]

@MrInfidal i refer back to my old comment, coming from u i dont take offence

[MrInfidal]

@masterofre51v2 It was not my intention to offend you. I'm just trying to understand how the brain of a damaged baby works. It's all very intriguing to me. Perhaps you should start a web series on where you were dropped, and how you think in situations that confuse you.

[masterofre51v2]

@MrInfidal well to be honest i did fall out of a window when i was a baby...luckily some dude from the flower shop caught me....and that is not a bull fuck story...

[MrInfidal]

@masterofre51v2 So my hypothesis was correct! HAZA!

[masterofre51v2]

@MrInfidal not really i wasnt dropped on my head.....

[MrInfidal]

@masterofre51v2 A very likely story, indeed.

[Lilmanlui721]

I throw some money to the poor I'm the easter bunny! Lucky for them it's choclolate money!

[noiseydakota]

every second is a WTF moment

[Huntroxz]

Easter bunny in a nutshell?!

[masterofre51v2]

LOVE IT!!!1!!!ONE!!!!!

[thebaseballcardguru]

That snack looked an awful lot like a fist...

[DJDirteeDog]

I STAB YOU IN THE FACEEEE

[MODERNWARFARE818]

i convinced my teacher to play this song, at the very begining Ezio is my name murdering children is my game *pause* Allright up to the office you go...

[Mguaard]

ezio's my name having herpes is my game XD

[TheMrSomecheesyname]

ezio's my name touching children is my game!

[BiteThatBullet]

1:51

U DID NOT!!!!

FUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[isprel221]

TF2 Spy in a nutshell.

[rploeger]

@isprel221 not really, he stabs people in the back and can not beat people in a running race

[isprel221]

@rploeger It kinda is the Spy. And why does him not being able to beat people in a race make him not like a Spy? And the Assassin stabs people in the back to.

[dash3410]

@isprel221 not necessarily one of the rule in assassin creed and in most assassin life is to attack from the shadows and let no one see you assassins aren't suppose to go to your face and kill you no they have to do it secretly

[isprel221]

@dash3410 Ugh, that is kinda what the Spy does, so many people keep saying this.

[dash3410]

@isprel221 an assassin and a spy r very different my friend in many ways

[isprel221]

@dash3410 Not really.

[masterofre51v2]

@isprel221 they are different in a way but are kindof the same.....in a way....so yeah in way there are in way......

[AAtripleB]

"Ezio's my name, having herpes is my game."

[LOLBOY98ftw]

He murders the children... i eat them :P

[riordylol]

ill 'a stab u in da FFFACCCEEE

[blulaguna18]

Stabby Stabbie Killie Killie lol

[JasonDangerDavis]

Love this song

[calleuknow]

Sweepy sweepy cleanie cleanie..

[NeonToons]

This vaguely reminds me of a different song.

~Cut cut cut you up / I'm a monster, hahaha!~

[MegaEnigma333]

I really like this bench!

[JasonDangerDavis]

Just download this song

[nihsome28]

Assassin's Creed 2 Free Roam could be a bit boring, but if Dex is dubbing while you're playing,

it will be like its your first time playing the game.

[jmoney76179]

Altair's got nothing on me

[firemlaser4]

Man, this is the only song that can try to rhyme words like 'climb' and 'back' and still sound good.

[iToxicRandom]

My new ringtone XD

[elitesquadron54]

At the end the guards were like should've made him a sandwich

[gotengeata]

The ending to this game Is ezio finding the apple and he let's rodrigo de Borgia live

Trolololo

[thecarpenter45]

How is Ezio a master of Stealth? He's the only person in all of Italy wearing that outfit.

[tacosrepic6]

@thecarpenter45 maybe its... magic!!!

[crazycrackaeaturbayb]

@thecarpenter45 Yeah, but he can change it to ANY COLOR HE WANTS!!!!!11!!!

[RRoman808]

@thecarpenter45 lol XD

[Itachix520]

ILL STAB YOU IN THE FACE !

[GuiltyGem]

Everybody: Ezio

SlyFox: Easio

[Nebelmond]

Thumbs up if you saw Splinter Cell Conviction here at 01:45

[thegameboy001]

like a baws

[SgtTankDempsey]

where assassins creed 3 take place

[TheNineLivez]

@SgtTankDempsey

desmond

[soakingrain]

stabby stabby

[therealslimshady9111]

8=====D~~~~

[ADHDadditiv]

That was really really bad

[chief83661]

you should make one for ac rev!

[pslush1]

dont you hate when this happens to you?

[sadfsdfsdfsa]

In the end you can here ezio's wife say "oh my pussy"

[DevonHunter2112]

WHO'S READY FOR ASSASSINS CREED III ?!

[101calum]

how do you downloa this??



[CyanideAndSherbet]

@101calum you go onto I tunes, search for "Stabby Stabby" then you stop being a cheapskate and pay the eighty seven pence to buy it....look there's even a link in the description

[LyndseyEmjayHood]

i love this game <3

[DpoProductions]

just got AC2 couple days ago and its so great

[sightlysuperset]

@DpoProductions you get ac2 NOW?!?!

[DpoProductions]

@sightlysuperset yea, i didnt wanna get the first one cuz ppl said it was bad and i didnt want to start off on a bad start, ill hopefully continue the series from here though. and i know im late, but i think like back in 07-08 AC1 wouldnt work on my old ps3 or something so i never played it.

[Hypercosmo1]

Ezio's the best XD

[fur911]

@Hypercosmo1 My butt!

[horseops]

@Hypercosmo1 Nah Altair is.

[horseops]

@Hypercosmo1 NOOO. Altair takes teh cake.

[ralism55]

goken. Get ac2 first then brotherhood or you might be confused with the story

[cakeslayer369]

i almost died cus i could not breath becuse it was so fun ;)

[BIGDADDYDELTA12]

thumbs up if you noticed that there is only 8 children in ACII

[niouzngas]

*clap clap clap clap*

[0066348]

Ezio is my name and Herpes is my game.

xD

[Danger9293]

Warning: Ezio did not kill civilians.

What happened to everything is permitted?

[SuperIANproductions]

Lol so funny ill stab you in the face

[TheKoolaid35]

this shit is hilarious!!!!

[vinnie5241]

it should have been "shoppy shoppy buy some stuff , look at these prices ! what the FUCK ?" it rhymes with the way you say "stuff" xD

[3pikb0y]

Ezio's my name murdering children is my game. STABBY STABBY SLICE DICE I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YA MAMA!

[3pikb0y]

It calls my name murdering children is my game. STABBY STABBY SLICE DICE I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YA MAMA!

[BlueLuvzSnipin]

stabby stabby slice-e dice all hunt you down and killya mom

[syswhocares]

at the end the guards just walk by like nothing happened...

[bigrasta121]

ASSASSIN'S CREED REVELATIONS!!!!

[seamusfan18]

I really like this bench

[okoye2008]

this video got upload 9/11

[WaffleConeWednesdays]

Ezio's my name, having herpies is my game

[DragonBornLeader]

1:47 Watch out we got a bad ass over here!

[ultimateninjablade]

ezio works for s.o.p.a?

[TheAsdfm16]

2:40 lol guards

[MegaTechnokid123]

haha i love sanity not included

[GreyfireValentineVII]

"Ezio did not kill civilians" WELL HE FUCKING DOES NOW! >:D

[YasminYamagucci]

Ezio is my name, having herpes is my game ;)

[tacocat318]

Guy runs up when ezio kills.wife

Guy:WHORE!!!!!!!!! Runs off

[TheTridentNICK]

This guy can't sing....I love it!

[brandonchore]

I put this song on GoW 3 and my team left me alown XD

[MrHellokitty8]

<3 <3 <3 <3 Assasins Creed <3 <3 <3 <3

[Marko179Pro]

@MrHellokitty8 whats your favorite one? mines AC2

[drakknight118]

@MrHellokitty8 Someones havin' a fangasm

[GuywithanAK47]

Cool story bro, needs more blood and shit

[gpoquiztube]

OH I LOVE BIRDS

[DeathMuFfin71]

@TerranWTF Oh i have played Skyrim. I got "To the knee" from the guards.

[fableofhalo]

@DeathMuFfin71 its "in" sorry but i have 100+ hours of gameplay, and an hour's worth of listening to "in the knee" stuff xD

[kireclebnul]

heheheh, I'm just gonna go pirate this so

[SOSImAwesome]

I showed this to my friend who takes everything he hears personally...AND THATS HOW I ONLY HAVE 1 HAND!

[Shadokilerrr]

Message to all those idiots who want people "ONLINE" (emphasis on ONLINE) FUCK OFF it's the Internet do you really think people are going to take your word for ANYTHING you say? God you people are dumb... Oh, by the way everyone on the Internet had a life until the took a keyboard to the desk...........

[12uullaass12]

ezio is my name and herpes is my game

[MrsPsyfic]

Sang this on Black Ops with my best friends. We all sang. ROFL XD

[DeathMuFfin71]

@Kanefan2950 No he's right. It's "to the knee". Learn your memes.

[Cody0155]

@DeathMuFfin71 No, he's right. The guards say "in the knee." Learn your memes.

[acw215079]

@Cody0155 I concur, but it is still annoying as hell, YouTube should ban for that

[TerranWTF]

@DeathMuFfin71 If you would have played skyrim you would know that it's IN the knee..

[Kaibarules123]

This is ma new fav song lololololololololololololololo­lololol

[MrWantu4ever]

woop woop!



[Kanefan2950]

@vegasnla it's not "to the knee" it's "In the knee", if you're going to use an old meme at least use ot correctly :)

[brand12345678911]

I'm a kid! :D killy killy

[brandonchore]

dex sings this song right

[12noup]

played this down the mic while playing revelations and everybody on the other team left :D

[shadowmik9]

i played this on mw3 enemy team quitted

[V4iz3]

Herpes is my name having ezio is my game

[Klemeron]

2:33

Ow, My pussy! LoL

[MyDarkHeart]

Pfft I was playing Assassins Creed 2 recently and when they went through the tutorial for tossing florins I immediatedly thought of "Throwin money for the poor, I'm the easter bunny!"

[MrHappyKiller09]

@Stevo1171 It's spelled Ezio, not Etzio

[mpairwing]

What does he say in the last couplet? Sometiems I try to make you mad? Or what? D:

[cecar246]

i'll chill and sit on this benchhhhhhhhhhh.

[Stevo1171]

Etzio's my name, murdering children is my game

[shadowmik9]

420 people are gonna get stabby stabbyt

[ZombiesOhMyGod]

WARNING: EZIO DID NOT KILL CIVILLIANS

[DecapodianR]

You have a goddamn annoying voice!

[thefootiedoctor]

staby,stabby kill you mom my uncle name is mario!

[CrayolaMapleVideos]

lol

[MegaRaikoh]

I will kill my own wife that's what u get

[tacoboy515]

HI DOG OF WAR

[bubbalicious1031]

but agent 47............

[flippy123rules]

Song so fucking awesome!!!

[jonere4]

419 people pirated his song

[chewy10000]

sanity not included?

[jonere4]

@chewy10000 its from the episode of sanity not included (I think) Final Complicated VIII

[dazleeders]

in soviet russia Ezio stabs you

[KenomeChan]

Not gonna lie...

But I beat up the people that sing to me to...

Actually I accidentally kill them because I always forget that I have my Hidden Blades equipped....

[Theroliks]

almoast shit myself at ''my uncle name is mario'' (rofl)

[TheBa7tArDOne]

419 can't Run Assasin creed

[TheBenrider]

i was ezio....but then i tok i arrow to the knee! xDD

[netherguy1998]

@TheBenrider FUCK YOU

[foxpower001]

419 persons sing him a song

[MrDonutMassacre]

I will listen to this 24/7 :D

[gpoquiztube]

AC one starts out the story and familiarized you with the controls

best assassin creeds 2-revelations, im about a 1/3 of ac i think it's good but not as good as 2

2-epic quest for revenge and vengeance and ima stab you in da face

brotherhood-ima kill you borgian bastards

revelations- a quest for finding