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  • your an idiot. he would of beat the first guy - which he basically did - except he fouled him. then he made a nice cut back with his right heel. the only bad part of the sequence was the pass. you are embarrassing for even having posted this.

  • he owned both brazilian defenders

  • he didn't fail he got hit on the leg on the first scene but he didn't dive and roll around twenty times like they do in Brazil, the second when he did the tunnel the defender didn't want to get embarrassed so he obstructed him which is a foul.

  • actually he did pretty good - rabona, tunel and 2 fouls on him, you're hater

  • dempsey shouldnt being doing that stuff...hes a fighter not a showboat, like this if u agree

  • ........wait he didnt fail on either tho lol he beat the player in both which was his objective

  • HE GOT FOULED ON BOTH OF THOSE. HOW IS THAT A FAIL? PLEASE TELL ME

  • we all know Mehico has no class in football.,,we have a Friendly coming up..you A-holes. ..lets see how it goes.

  • @ultralight9 Dude i love our team but i wouldnt be talking shit, as much as i hate to say it i dont think the US is going to beat Mexico right now. especially playing in mexico

  • @cgrady25 i get that CGRADY25. perhaps our new COACH can fix that issue.

  • @cgrady25 fuck mexico. mexicans just can't stand it that soccer is not even one of our top spots and we still beat them constantly. sure mention the gold cup but look at the overall record between the teams. considering its the only sport they play they should be ashamed for how frequently we beat them. and don't get it twisted, that mexican hostility is all rooted in the fact that they should beat us all the time but dont. fuck em.

  • am i watching a slide show?

  • LOL!!! 110 U.S fans dislike this

  • this video is shit, I just left it on for the song off Shrek!

  • was this recorded with a potato?

  • The rabona was really awesome set up... you are dumb

  • lol you are retarded? The second one he actually got past him but got fouled...and the first one atleast he got the ball of the ground i bet you u can't haha...

  • thumbs up if u dont see a point in this video, cuz i dont....

  • how is there no disrespect intended?

  • Disgrace to Arsenal fans , 310 gooner , do us all a favour and delete your account.

  • delete this video please...

  • the only fail was the blanco attempt...and he ended up nutting the defender anyways lol. The first series of moves was "bonito"

  • which pixel is Dempsey

  • whoever made this video doesnt no shit about soccer

  • This is good skill! There are some mistakes but he still keeps his composure!

  • dont fuck with dempsey. how is it a fail anyways. 310gooner is a fail hes a fuckin loser

  • a cunt made this.

  • nice video, did you make this in powerpoint

  • How is this a fail? At least he pulled off the Rabona! You probably wouldn't be able to ever do the stuff he did :L

  • Compare to Blanco? ...... And The USA beats Mexico 2-0 that year and sends them home!

  • @txrojas that year??? Nope.. that year the US lost 5-0 on the gold cup final and 2-1 at Azteca LOL!

  • Are you an idiot? The first move was a real good combination that stunned the defender twice...granted it was followed by a bad pass but nobody was really open and the defender closed in. I would almost blame the bad pass on poor movement by teamates. The second move began with a mistake, but it was more than made up for when he poked the ball between the defenders legs and drew a foul. You don't know soccer that well do you? Oh and he did this against Brazil...that is saying something

  • dude wtf y you hatin on clint dempsey

  • worst video on youtube

  • if i recall correctly the free kick lead to a conor casey header that hit the crossbar.

  • hahahahahahaha "stick to rapping dude"

  • dempsey looks like a fly XD just sayin

  • well i mean… The first one he BEAT a brazilian defender with some "joga bonito" twice and after that he got off the rabona beautifully but the defender was in the right position and had good anticipation… If not for both those factors it would have probably led to a goal.

    On the second one, yes he messed up the move, but then he NUTMEGS the brazilian defender and draws a freekick.

    Both opportunities were brilliantly taken….

  • 89' and theyre losing 3-0 and btw he messed up the one defender right after he failed so whatevs

  • @hworkdedication are you kidding? We played Brazil (the #1 ranked team at the time) in the final of the Confed. Cup, and sure we lost, but we held our own!

    We destroyed Spain and Egypt and came close to kicking Brazil's ass too!

  • ha no one can do it like blanco cmon dempsey whats wrong with you hahaa

  • Did you record this with a camera from the 90s?

  • fuck this video and who ever made this shit clint is the best so fuck u!!!!!

  • @SuperUnstopible yea thats why he missed the penalty against chelsea lmao!

  • its pretty easy to do this to ANY PLAYER IN THE WORLD... I've seen Cristiano Ronaldo get owned, I've seen Messi get owned on and on

  • hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahah Funny!

  • lmao at what luisao said

  • Loved the pathetic dive at the end.

  • Really? a fail??? he is playing against BRAZIL

    why dont you show his goal in the confederations cup final against BRAZIL?

  • @TheMDovellos whats the point they that fkn game anyways lol 3-2

  • @TheMDovellos they fkn lost that game anyway***

  • what so special?? brazil 3 US 0

  • Wow, terriable video obviously he juked the guy twice.

  • stupid ass bitch dempsey destroyed on the 2nd one 1st one was just good defensively wtf r u talking aout bitch

  • DEMPSEY IS GOD DON'T FUCKING TREAD ON HIM!!!

  • dempsey not fail...

    USA fails in football XD

  • @christiantr1986 we tied u guys u guys suck dick

  • id like to make a video about whoever made this video. "asshole fails at life" the description would be "virgin makes sad videos because he mainly spends his time crying at night. he sets the background music as smash mouth because he is a 7 year old girl"

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  • haha the only thing thats a fail in this is the video itself

  • What is your point? First video he shits all over the defender, the second one he wins a freekick in a dangerous area. Great player!

  • @Plankee Lmfao at that point of the game USA was done dempsey knew they lost he just made more of a fool out of himself and the whole USMNT

  • whats ur point . goon ? dude you seem like an absolute hater douch!!!!! are you playing in the EPL ? i didnt think so.. !! gooner your looooser of the highest order..

  • FUCKING STUPID VIDEO!!! WTF??!!! :|

  • trying to be like ma ma mexican boy...

    cuauhtemoc blanco..

  • the blanco hop is only used when your trying to split to defenders so i agree with iree dog he faked the hop and drew an foul for it

  • haha cunt dempsey is such an idiot. love how he does that when the scoreboard is giving him 3 up the ass to his 0... i have no fucking clue why americans insist on this god-awful trash player, which didnt do ANYTHING in the world cup and wont do ANYTHING for the rest of his career

  • @Funerarios1irmao Scored on England to tie the score 1-1, helped us take number one out of group stages, plays in the ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE, is first 11 pick for Fulham, scores on excellent teams....how exactly is he not doing "anything" in his career

  • @ronaldoomessi710 dogg, that "goal" against the England was the most ridiculous butterfingered incident that has ever happened in a world cup. my 6th grade sister could have scored a better goal. He is such a goddamn awful player, and let me tell you and be realistic my american friend, until you have this SHITBAG on ur national team, (if you can even consider that it is a TEAM) you will NEVER will anything of significance. you better stick to the GOLD CUP where you can beat caribbean team

  • @Funerarios1irmao he's not shit. he hit a terrible shot that happened to go in. He is a key part of fulham, and has scored incredible goals before.

    And just you wait buddy. In the last 5 years, soccer has become HUGE in the u.s.

    Just wait until the people who are youths today become adults and DESTROY england.

    We're already better than you at every other sport, so treasure the next 5-10 years. It's all you have left.

  • @winter395 hahahahaha what do you count as sports asswipe?? "baseball"? "(american) football"? lmfao you bloody vagina, the only sports that matters is this one, hence, the whole world prefers it over ur pussy passtimes... also, if u think ur getting better, what do you think were doing, taking a nap?? fucking ignorant scrotum think before you speak. spare us of ur ignorance and go buy more tampons. seems like ur running a little bit low

  • @Funerarios1irmao You're in denial my friend. Currently our best athletes go pro in sports like American football, basketball, and baseball. If we're not the best in the world at these sports, we're very close. Just wait 'til some of our talent spreads to soccer, the competition will be much better I assure you. And it's not like England's been doing particularly well internationally either.

  • It's funny because Dempsey is pro, and you're not.

  • How did that 2010 World Cup go Brazil fans?

  • dempsey = a top player

  • Yo For real? you guys are ridonkulous.

  • @croatiaboy17 To say that americans can't play football is dumb. I'm pretty sure the yanks tied Rooney and the three lions. Also won our group OVER england. We beat spain in the confed cup and advanced to the final. The american national team is becoming better and better at football and you know it. I'm sorry your beloved Croatia blows at football. Duece could easily make croatia's starting 11. He's proved himself as one of the better players in the EPL with fulham

  • @ballerjmo

    Im sorry... your claiming the USA are better than Croatia at football? USA population 300+ million, Croatia 4 million, yet they managed to finish 3rd in 2002. You yanks all think that your players are good in the premier league, but to be honest the likes of Dempsey are just average players in comparison to everybody else in the EPL.

  • @DCFCwo0dy YOU TELL EM DUDE!

    Nobody messes witht he ol' woodster... or the infamous Amrooo :O!

  • @DCFCwo0dy Hey douchebag u cant use the fact that we have 300 million people if only 1/100 of them even like soccer over here u idiot, our population doesnt matter because soccer isn't even takin seriously here, so shut the fuck up

  • @ronaldoomessi710 Ok then, your right i shouldn't have brought the populations in. Croatia are simply better, there, you happy now?

  • nice rabona

    

  • dont say dat aldinho

    you aint nuthin bt a bastard americans was tha one who started this!!

    anywayds betta luck next time clint

    -a,miller #8

  • he didn't fail. He schooled 2 brazilians and won a free kick...

  • Clint Dempsey never fails... He is made of win :)

  • stop hating on deuce. he fucked up those defenders. and there brazilian. only american to play in a europian final =]

  • lame video!!!

  • BRA (3) USA (0) kkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • Dempsey has some serious game. He's creating in both of those plays. Blanco is a great player but US needs more creativity like Dempsey. 

  • Our best athletes don't play soccer. Can you imagine if they did. We would own the world.

  • haha, this is great. the people that aren't afraid to fail and make fools of themselves are the ones that succeed. 2 world cup goals and a beauty in the confederations cup against brazil.

  • its funny how people are saying stupid americans when they're ranked 14th in the world. americans are getting better at soccer, accept it.

  • @Dachshund62 you americans are pathetic and you are 14th only because of stupid fifa system of ratings......almost every european team would kick your ass,accept it. you americans are hilarious and stupid. dont have enough inteligence to play football!

  • @croatiaboy17 HA! america is certainly intelligent enough to play soccer. we're probably the most intelligent nation in the world. don't be jealous just because #1 at every other sport besides soccer... OH WAIT! we are #1 in womens soccer.  and not to mention we're good at mens soccer too. and croatiaboy, croatia didn't even make it into the world cup. and the US would have gotten even farther if it wasnt for the crappy officials in the world cup. and dont forget that the US beat spain.

  • @Dachshund62 hahahaha cry me a river!!! yea we didint qualify because we had much harder opponents not like us some crap amater team.....the only one normal is mexico.......you dont get me.....us national team sucks because you are not INTELLIGENT ( just look at your players reaction in some times) - doing stupid tackles,geting rid of the ball when there is nobody beside him and bunch of other things(PATHETIC)

    yea referees hahahaha dont cry its gona be ok :)

  • @croatiaboy17 really... your going to complain about your competition... thats pitiful. its not like croatia only plays brazil, spain, portugal and other top 10 teams. and are you serious about this intelligence thing?because you sound really stupid. not to mention that you keep mixing up your words, but you don't even know what your talking about either. yeah teams make mistakes but the US is good. they are certainly better than croatia.your just mad because croatia didnt, and couldnt, qualify

  • @Dachshund62 buahahahahha you my friend you are hilarious :D hahahahha

    go watch baseball and hockey and baseball .....funny american hahahha

  • @croatiaboy17 go watch some thing on ur own website

    funny croat

  • @bagoverthehead

    hahaha sorry but Croatians don't fail like STUPID americans ;)

  • @croatiaboy17 Thats why we qualified for the World Cup and won our group. Did you qualify for the cup?

  • @croatiaboy17 right they just fail to qualify

    Stupid Dalmatian neanderthal

  • @bagoverthehead

    buahahha I bet it was hard to play against Trinidad & Tobago, Honduras, El Salvador,Guatemala,Cuba and Costa Rica.....

    hahaha stupid american :D

    you suck and go play your SOCCER HAHAHAHAHAH retards!!!!

    i love how you call that retarded sport AMERICAN FOOTBALL hahahah when you are not even playing with your foot hhhhhhhhhhh

    IDIOTS!!!!

  • @croatiaboy17 I would love more than anything to play american football against you effeminate little croat boy.

  • @bagoverthehead  yea you would get destroyed by small Croatia :D stupid american silly boy!

  • @croatiaboy17: unless it's a sport where the athletes use wheelchairs, then the sport is played with feet. you can't run with out feet, and american football is all about running. I think the retard is you. Water is water. Water is also H20. I can call it both and still drink it all the same. how was the world cup croatia? oh yeah, didn't qualify. haha.

  • 0:34 megs!!!

  • first one wasnt that bad...but the second one was pretty damn funny

  • the first one was good the second wasnt a complete failure because he at least got a free kick from it

  • best player ever remember juventus, like to see u do that

    

  • your all haters...he kept possession on the ball hop and who cares anyways they were down 3-0. that's when you pull out the fun stuff

  • brazil a bunch of posers --- stupid brazilans

  • you know, its funny how the US is perceived by Mexico, or really any other country in the world. Their inferior, they don't have the background or the players, no style, no hope. For years, that was true. But now, in the past 15 years or so, the US has become far more competitive, to the point where they are now the bullies of North America, and expected to compete with, and beat, Mexico. Just see what happens in another 15 years, when some kids play soccer instead of american football

  • first one was a good move, and he was just tripped by the defender. second move.....well, at least he got a free kick out of it =]

  • @aldinho192 hey hey just like no racism towards me none to the americans either

  • @aldinho192 hey hey just like no racism towards me none to the americans either

  • @310gooner whattt?

    

  • @310gooner technically american is not a race, its a nationality

  • @patwrotethis you know what i mean haha

  • @310gooner

    chuntemia is not a brazilian joga bonito its a mexican wonder trick dont fucking steal that and say its a brazilan move.

  • @patwrotethis good point .... but i speak american dude! lol . dont i ..

  • @aldinho192 Americans won the group!!!!!!!!!

  • @aldinho192 an entire nation is stupid?...............you are the idiot.

  • How did Mexico do in the Confederations Cup last year? Or the CONCACAF? Oh, that's right, they didn't qualify and finished behind the US.

  • not that big of fails... he got a free kick on the second one

  • looked pretty sick and like it worked to me big guy. Why r u hating on the guy? Are you mad he scored vs Brazil in that game?

  • good song choice. go back to 1998, please.

  • Well, first of all, he did some pretty sweet stuff just before the rabona, and the rabona itself wasn't that bad either, actually. He just misplaced it, really. Second of all, I agree that he really failed at the Cuautemiña, but at least he had the flair to even try it. And by the way, hold on a minute? What was that, after his try on the Cuautemiña? Oh, yeah. That was a nutmeg on Luisão! So really - you're the one who failed. And no. I'm not American.

  • @Blaugrana92 And apparently I can't remember to put an h in Cuauhtemiña! xD

  • don't dis clint dempsey he's awesome and u don't even know his story

  • lmao thats hilarious. what can you do? it happens to the best. he does do a nice little flip flop after the blanco move so at least he makes up for it a little.

  • dumb video. way to waste your time & make yourself look like an idiot.

  • your an idiot, he destroys the defender twice on the first one. on the second if you knew anything about soccer you would know it was a fake. watch his feet he never tries to put them around the ball ITS A FAKE. then after the fake he nutmegs him and gets a free kick. thanks for showing how dumb you are

  • first time wasn't so much of a fail, but 2nd was. I guess when you're down 3-0 you can start messing around, right?

  • I'd like to see you do any better against the best team in the world.

  • @realmadridzidane5 dude your name fails ur an american who goes for a spanish team with a frrench player? zidane dont even play anymore

  • @realmadridzidane5 jaja yeeahh i wanna se that too

  • This video fails miserably...

  • You see the goal against Juve? I think you can cut the guy a little slack. Anybody can make anyone look back with selected clips. These are terribly biased. 1 star...

  • Fails? He skins defenders twice and earns a free kick on the second...wtf are you talking about? He was faking the ball hop, what good was that going to do him in that position?

  • @iriedogg yea okay whatever clit dumpling is shit

  • @iriedogg your stupid lol he tried it before and failed y u gonna take a legends move and fail lol clit dumpling plays like  his gay raps (lol yes he thinks hes a rapper) they suck and they fail

  • @iriedogg no he was FAKING a fake ball hop cuz he fucked up. lol

  • maybe if USA was up 3-0 but not when your down by 3...

  • Cuauhtemoc>Dempsey

  • Well if Dempsey is USA's best player, then England have Rooney who scored 4 goals in the prem today . Who wins ?

  • you must consider that rooney is backed up by a midfield that any forward would dream of.

    dempsey playing for man utd would also score more goals...

  • @beckhamfreak PAHHA I really doubt Drogba would dream of being fed by Darren fletcher and Michael Carrick, and Scholes on his current abysmal form..........and Dempsey isn't even a forward, he's a mid fielder ... FAIL much?

  • Not sure how he failed ... On the second series didn't he draw a FK for obstruction?

  • when ur losing...... tricks arent the best idea

  • Dempsey is better than half the brazil team and USA will beat england theyre not that great.

  • Dempsey is the only half good American player. England are going to trash USA at the world cup maybe 8-0

  • well anyway, thanks for paying taxes here in the states.

  • Whoever hates on Clint Dempsey for anything is a fucking idiot! Peace out suckas!

  • I hope we play you guys in a friendly just so we can stomp you the fuck out.

  • The rabona came out nice wth ?

    It was going straight for Charlie just that Lucio cut it of course but yea he failed with the Blanco Hop lol

  • USA All Day Antonio Valencia Is In Man U. He Does Play And Better Then Any Mexican. Do U See Any Mexican Playing For Man U? No

    Btw Am Ecuadorian USA All Dayy

  • ey i got a question... whos Ecuador facing in the World Cup again? Just asking you know

  • no one but 1 question for u now wich mexican plays in a big team like man u or real madrid ?

  • Carlos Vela in Arsenal perhaps? Rafa Marquez in Barcelona? Remember PSV? Edison Mendez (Ecuadorian) wasnt in the plans of nobody lmao while not only did Salcido (Mexican) come in, but they brought in another Mexican. Dude your probably a 12 year old Ecuadorian kid. Get your facts stright before you start talking shit.

    Mexico All day

  • Carlos Gets Benched. Rafa Is Gonna Get Traded. Edison Mendez Is OLD Get Your Facts Straight DickWad

  • Carlos has been playin the last 4 games, Rafa just signed a new contract extension, and Valencia has been a flop for Manchester United all season. Get your facts straight lmao dude seriously get something going in your life. Ashamed of following your countrys own national team yet you like their players. Learn a thing or two nikka.

  • Valencia has been a flop?

    I'm a United fan and I think he's been excellent.

  • @310gooner lol valencia a flop, he's been fairly good (especially for his first yr there) & consistent.

  • And, that doesn't prove anything. Germany pwns at almost every world cup, yet most German National players play for smaller clubs in Germany.

  • i respect everybodys opinion but if your here just to talk shit to me.... then go fuck yourself. Im deleting your comment. Im sick and tired of you Amerikkkans coming in and sending me racist PMs and posting stupid comments. US soccer sucks a big one and if you think otherwise reply to me in a respective manner. Not with your "oh go back to doing my grass instead of these videos". And you wonder why you Amerikkkans are seen as so idiotic to the rest of the world.

  • I think the issue is that you've chosen a player many non-Americans fancy to let have it. Why not slag off Altidore, if you want to get after a player who was talked up only to not be able to find his way onto the pitch for sorry Hull City? Dempsey seems a good footballer and a good enough person. The real problem the Americans have is that even if they do well in the World Cup people like you will find some way to excuse their success. Their Confederations Cup run to the final was class.

  • alot of people excused the run to the final of the confederations cup too.