Short Circuit 2 - Alternate Cut

[mackinthebox]

Best alternate ending EVER...

[TemplePhantom]

this was great!

[Rahman4Media]

LMFAO TARGETING ASSHOLE HAHAHAHAHA

[rybor03]

I would cry and starting wanting to break shit when they tried to kill him. FUCKING OSCAR!!!

[soc3chappd]

i love this, ! haha, though i did laugh out loud to 1:57 - good editing!!!

[golfdubcrazy]

lol hahahahahahaahahhahahahaha as soon as i saw robocop i started laughting my asss off this is to funny, but the ending was abit crap

[KITT171]

Why does RoBo's gun sound like the Pulse Rifle from ALIENS?

[xMetalRockx01]

La muerte XD jaja

[sc0pl355]

Go get em Robocop!

[sc0pl355]

GET EM ROBOCOP!

[smp2191]

Heyyyy Lazer Lips, your mother was a snow blower!!!!!!



[wingy200]

I was expecting WTF BOOM when it showed his indicator thingy beeping. Nevertheless, it was funny as hell.

[kyawmawthu]

the fat bastard and the guy with the crowbar need to die like J5 did

[ellnats]

those fuckers will pay

[Dustubuni]

What's the song they play at the end.

[funk192]

I hated this scene when I was young, but that scene with picard watching makes it funny. Though this scene still gives me shivers.

[kbusuego]

no way! how come jonny 5 can blow up like that

[Hot5six4231]

Picard from ST TNG: NOOO!!! IT IS WRONG! IT IIIISSS WRRRRROONNG!

[legocaptainfordo]

i like it until he blows up ): ( you don't kill J5

[headerddd]

@legocaptainfordo at least in the first one it was a duplicate of himself

[legocaptainfordo]

@headerddd yeah true



[shrijhaan]

:( .................... :)

[1000guy1]

That where number 5 gets beat up rimes me of Herbie getting smashed by Horace in The love bug 1997

[weeguymo]

that's was pretty cool

[UnTaMeDIBzT]

whats the name of the one where their trying to kill johny 5 in a mall with a bunch of robbots ?

[headerddd]

@UnTaMeDIBzT what are you talking about?

[Agrocha04]

ajjajajajajajajajajajaj fantastico che!!!

[barulez]

NO, JOHNNY 5! THOSE ASSHOLES! AHH!

I really hat those guys to hurt him like that.

MAN!

[dmx666uk]

gladitator soudtrack anyone?

[Glavenator]

My gosh, that's an awesome cut! Kudos, you officially blew my mind. XD

[twistedtweek]

pulse rifle sound fx. nice.

[Christiandellen]

:'( poor robot

[sungod1019]

I hate thi sense LOL

[sungod1019]

I hate thi sense.

[Armando0002]

jasjsaajajjjjaajJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ­Jj Excelent!!!

[willbraham]

This was hysterical!

[headerddd]

I still cry when I see this scene and I am 29! I just turned off the volume and went to the robocop part. I remember my mom renting this video for three days when I was 8 and I told her to bring it back lol just because of this scene... Thanks to whoever invented this scene cause I will never be the same....arses

[Neckrophilous]

this is not funny at all, I remember crying when I was a little boy when they were beating Johnny 5 and my mother trying to calm me down...

[n0morehate]

@Neckrophilous

yeah.. i cried too... i wonder if the remake of this movie in 2012 (or 2013) will be as sad as this

[vomitinyourface]

@Neckrophilous me too... I remember knowing the piglatin too when they were speaking it and getting scared for Johnny.. the whole 'MOVE!! MOVE!!!!!!!' kinda thing... anyone who beats up my hero is SURELY an asshole.

[ChiviChing]

WOW THE BAD GUYS ALWAYS BEAT THE HECK OUT OF JOHNNY :-(

[becomepostal]

Nice blend!

[iseldoff]

that was fucking awsome!!!

[kendall916]

who wouldn't be sad!

[OSuKaRuTV]

so.... epic!!

[Nat1ve4life]

nooo johnny 5



[KAHackers]

You Changed it a plan gets them~! on the film.

[apansa1]

haha good one

[Khaos696]

I always felt sad when they beat the crap out of J-5

[knoxvilleguy2]

@Khaos696

Johnny Five was basically " E.T. " in robot form, just look at his appearance, speech, etc. All that's missing is a love of Reese's Pieces & a glowing index finger.

[darkdj08]

it may have been good if your editing wasent a bunch of clips spliced together in the milisecond range. That editing is horiffic. A scene were both Jhonny 5 and Robo Cop can be scene in the same frame, or a frame sequence were Robo Cop is actually fighting the Bad Guys from Short Circut or fixing Jhony 5 would make it much more belivable then this edit. What you have done with this video is easily done in Windows Movie Maker. Good Try Though.

[Docta50]

this was soo badass!!

[JHUD152]

hahahaha the Gladiator music was great. or...was that Black Hawk down? Hans Zimmer either way.

[ExposureJonesReviews]

@JHUD152

Gladiator 

[IggyHazard]

This is a work of genius! \8-D

[cifz]

GOOD!!! HAHAHAHA

[mgm071802]

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mgm071802]

if this was in the movie at the end he would say How do i feel? i fell DEAD!

[Tennassy]

the name of the last film lip please with the atomic bomb ! ;-)

[harmpsh]

the gladiator music awesome

[SillyScyllia]

haha that was awesome :D

[viperhalberd]

"Targetting Asshole" LMAO. DECENT!

[BryanRocksECW]

LOL ok i didn't see robocop coming...

[WilbertVereAwdry]

wut

[osmond9111]

i wish robocop was there to kick there asses.

[paragonx88]

nice sound effect editing

[musicman3005]

this is sad :(

[caddicardell]

i was so mad when they beat him i swear

[trayonzuru]

@caddicardell had lowkey tears in my eys on that part when i first saw this film i was 7

[schnubbel76]

epic cut, great thing

[republicansarecool]

the last clip was from Sum Of All Fears good movie.

[loop2]

haha good job.

Which movie is from the last clip?

[Nemasl]

I never heard Johnny 5's english voice before... I just knew the german synchronisation ^^

[2kriss]

short circuit way better than that rip off wall-e ... ahh loved this film (s)

[FellaDudeMan]

Johnny and Robocop. Two disrespected mechanical men who get the crap beaten out of them in their sequels. However, when it's all over, one of them gets to be treated as a living citizen, while the other is stuck sucking down baby food and kept away from his ex-wife!

I mean, Robocop catches jerks like these guys 5 times a day and doesn't get anything for it. Johnny needs to step in and help a brotha out!

[musicman3005]

hahahahahaah funny

[IggyHazard]

@FellaDudeMan And they both need to get WALL-E's autograph.

[WiiClassic2usb]

@IggyHazard - More like Wall-E needs to get J5's autograph... Johnny predates Wall-E by 22 years.

[IggyHazard]

@WiiClassic2usb Yeah, but I like WALL-E's personality better (Johnny is an over-the-top extravert whereas WALL-E is more like Ben as per SC2). They'd probably exchange autographs anyway.

\8-P

[AVTR346]

@FellaDudeMan he remove his proton cannon in the 1st movie

i don't think he can help

[mish9volt]

OMG XD

[chibikay82]

So.. Wait.. Johnny five BLEW UP THE WORLD.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!

[glitch77]

I like to fap whilst watching this video

[ChaosKingZera]

lol hhahahaa when i saw the memory timer i didn't expected a nuclear blast hahahaahahaa

[xibiufilmes]

esse filme e exelente,,pena ser muito dificil encontrar

[IkkFedt]

He used a norwegean accent instead of of the danish accent, when he said. "Taler du dansk?" = "Do you speak danish?"

[itsDIM]

that was awesome, it would have been less awesome if johnny 5 started laughing like the predator and then blew up.

[SeanConnery9000]

LMAO at the ending. You took that from The Sum of All Fears.

Short Circuit & Robocop 2 were two great movies with such god-awful sequels, such a shame

[Beatlesman99]

sound from 3:11 to 3:14 is fucked up in my opinion

[skinnyhurley]

That's gotta be the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen! Bravo :-D

[GWH87]

Love the Alien pulse rifle noise :D

[ryuseabee]

I have a autistic 4 year old, he cried for a hour after seeing Johnny disassembled.

[FURRYFOX27]

i agree ,, the perducers, wrighter and directr must have ben on crack or alcahol,

this is why i favor wal-e than this movie

[Zebonka]

Holy crap! I've never seen him cut to bits like that before,

the TV version I had from when I was a kid was way less ... er ... 'graphic', if you can call it that.

Good job putting Robo in there!

[headerddd]

@Zebonka why couldnt i see the tv version instead :(:(:(:(:(:(:(

[OnUIHate]

Thats what happens when you pierce a lithium argon liquid battery. It explodes!!!

[rehtep69]

Mess with the 5, mess with the Robocop.

[manicmea]

Wow brilliant I so loved it and that music at the end gave it an haunting feel to it.

What was that music anyway??

[spakey1983]

Fucking Class!!!!

[mrjustin5]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That was fuckin' cool. I can't believe that ending... it was worth it to go through the painful, kiddy, robot beating scene of the late 80's.

AND THE MUSIC!! Like its the end of the world for him... oh god.. painfully funny... very amusing...

"I will... call for back up..." bwahahahahA!!!!!

[Pvtjamesryan2]

LMAO

My sides hurt!!

[KHEBIKER15]

i cried wen i saw dis 9 years ago  age 4

[Antari0424]

Rofl XD

[GR8TM4N]

And then from within the nuclear fire of the Johnny 5 explosion, the Terminator emerges.... :P

[LegoGear]

wtf?!

lol

[vidiocratic]

That's pretty cool, fits well.

[silenthill0027]

thats what i call the revenge of johnny 5

[kreuzundquer]

hilarious! 5of5

[Ozzywozzy]

lol it was good until the end

[LBuskin]

lol targeting asshole

[mashersmasher]

ya i think they forgot in the second movie that he was supposed to have a nuclear bomb strapped to him.

[xXAZN407Xx]

that was pretty good

[Docwhoeven]

lol targeting asshole

[cmpunk82]

did i just the cloverfield monster right b4 the bomb exploded? lol

[weinersim]

i love the sound effect when robocop goes through the windsheild

[FireForFreezing]

omg that was really good!!

[miniroll32]

I've always found it strange how although Johnny 5 and RoboCop were both designed for protection/defense, yet Johnny 5 can't even stand up to a crow bar!

[cyberpsygen7]

well its alot harder to fight when u take off your laser cannon for a magnetic grappling hook.

[unholydegas]

never understood that one either....

I mean he did have a laser cannon right?

Why get rid of it, that right there will go on ebay for at least 10grand... LOL

[DaJaeff]

he didnt bellieve in violence thats why

[unholydegas]

いぇあh部tへs地llはdいｔ？

[contextualchocolate]

he calls robocop for help?

i just jizzed in my pants.

[Hispanoturk]

THAT'S A MOVIE BITCH!!!!!

[6364gg2]

Kaboom the end

[CenturionSerpentine]

Fucking awesome!

[MJPamuru20]

SilentBazz, that was hilarious!!....5 stars!! Any more mixes like that?

[jasonjohnhorn]

OMG!!! Too funny... thanks for making my day.

[amann7]

for the love of pete... better than getting rick rolled lol

[kaleem93]

I like Robocop.

[247132742]

Good bye, J5.

[Pvtjamesryan2]

:D

Music from Gladiator.....Sound of the predator and Robocop.

FLAWLESS VICTORY MATE!!

[guardian08527]

The only thing that could make this video better would of been if Johnny 5 started laughing like the Predator from the first movie as the timer counted down.

[Hotshotter3000]

You don't mess with Robocop!

[Inuyasha44320]

OMG THAT WAS A FUKING AWESOME EDIT!

some stupid sound effects here and there but that totally could have been in the movie XD

[doeelectro]

robots FTW <3

[jrock714]

Fan-freakin-tastic, good sir.

[condoro1]

chupalo

[oxsilencexo]

LMFAO!! Well done! Great video! You had me splitting my sides!!

[Alienbeing88]

lol

[thedeadenigma]

read it and weep

[Death2Bigots]

lulz, nice editing job, buddy.

[thedeadenigma]

fuck it

take down building 7 with it

[smnk3]

lmao tht was so so so good!

[bft67890]

That was freaking great.

The robots were made for long range tactical combat.

That's why in the first scene of the first movie they are hiding in the brush and behind mounds.

Think of a remote controlled vehicle with a weapon and the ability to move objects in the same manner as we do

ie opening a door or picking up a fragile object

[gayboyyyy]

i love both films

[tassadar1977]

OMG you had me in hysterics! Great job.

[otakumike2006]

btw...if it had Robocop in it...he wouldn't miss. Speaking of which. Short Circuit will be remade it's been announced as well..

And a RoboCop remake is in works and will be out in 2010

[buzzardbuttmetal]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! that wasa cool, a bit crappy but still cool.

[inuyashaandkagome222]

I cried watching that part when I was younger..

*tear*

=[

Its so damn epic! lmao. XD

[UZDA4RS]

Yeah me too.

That scene was very sad... and rather violent (especially at 1:03 and at 1:25).

[jadetraveler]

:)

One thing I don't understand about the Short Circuit movies is that those robots were designed to fight in combat, but they're so fragile that they're easily destroyed, as in this example.

[viciousmaniac]

IIRC, J5 and his "brother" droids were unarmored prototypes. J5 should've probably gotten around to upgrading himself (especially his power supply), but then again he was too busy enjoying just being alive...

[jadetraveler]

That's true, I do seem to remember them being referred to as prototypes.

[striderhiryu2]

but they were very strong and also just o have a laser cannon,but jhonny 5,dropped away his gun cause guns kill.

[yorick8080]

"targeting asshole"

lool

[tomsg1]

Lol pretty funny stuff, i notice you've used some effects from the AvP2 game!

[highflyguy97]

poor johnny

[miniroll32]

It's quite ironic that although Johnny 5 was built to be used in WarFare, he can't even survive being beaten up by 3 fat bastards

[oggedask]

exactly. yelling help please stop doesnt seem to work for the 16 year olds that the hitler-americans are torturing to death in guantanamo

[miniroll32]

Well... That's a bit below the belt... It's only a film :o)

[KurtisICT]

He took down his weaponry, as he didn't want to do harm. He's alive remember, lol.

[VariusMayhem]

If he still had his laser and a will to use it, they would be "fat bastard barbecue" by now.

[SaturnsEthics]

XD That was great.

[berny525]

lol, nice

[neeero]

R.O.B.?

[roztrorostro]

wall-e?

[zadose]

OHHHHH i getit lmao XD i thot that was the real ending of short circuit and i was like WTF the whole place blows up?! and then i was like whos THAT METAL GUY LMAO XD but now i found out its robocop. and i thot the shooting part was a little unreal XD i thot he was shooting nothing to scare the 3 bad guys lol

nice work

now if only you could upload the real movie :?

[downwiththenwo]

Target asshole ... priceless

[ragdollaugust]

Awesome. I can't stand Johnny Five.

[FatherWarhol]

They would never show that kind of violence against a human. I demand Robot/Human Equality

[NeverSound]

"O shit...yeah...im scared"

[Nuradha]

Parla italiano?

[NeverSound]

No cheese thank you, but id like some more garlic bread and wine..thanks

[CharlesP2009]

A little rough on the sounds effects but pretty cool overall. I never knew Johnny was nuclear powered.

[StrikeXDevlous]

LoL targeting assshole

[ChaosStep]

fuck yeah!

what was the last clip from, the explosion?

[Naxwell]

The explosion is from "Sum of All Fears".

[mastermike3650]

what was the real alternative ending

[BryanRocksECW]

lol, no

[junkyardjim]

there is no alt ending, i own the dvd's and they are pretty much just the movie, wide screen and regular screen, not addition stuff(I WISH THERE WAS!!!)

this video was fuckin hilarious, i think i woke my dad up when robocop was show because for the description all i read was this"An alternate edit of Johnny Five's brutal beating." no mention of robocop until i actually watched it, and died laughing

[thompashi]

very nice editing work..:)

[basstester]

CLASSIC....NICE EDITING.....:)

[Urmakinguslookbad]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAhahah­aha!!