Cain: If I Get 5th Place In New Hampshire, 'We Will Be Ecstatic'

[thesageofohio]

was he trying to say I'm #5 cause I try harder?

what a maroon.

[Sevenfold120]

AHAHAHHA She just described him as the "Very Determined Herman Cain" any bets she just read off a script prepared before Cain answered the question?

[Sevenfold120]

Yeah but even if he finishes in 5th place FOX will still give him more air time than Paul.

[TrollBuster9090]

Very low expectations. So after all this is over he can go and be the CEO of DOMINO'S instead, where their motto is "If Cheese Whiz and Cardboard is the worst way you can describe the taste of our pizza, we're 'exactly where we want to be.'"

[TrollBuster9090]

@brandon7390

Because his motto is "Tomohawk missile delivered to Khaddafi's house in 20 minutes or you don't pay!"

[danthemango]

good for him

[Visfen]

managing expectations.

[Zlibservacratican]

Hermain Cain's Presidential Campaign Slogan:

"Just Happy I'm Getting Noticed!"

[AtheistOnTheEdge]

The cynic in me says this guy is the token black dude Republicans include to make them look like they're racially tolerant.

[MrOttopants]

@AtheistOnTheEdge Why does that take a cynic? It seems like that would just require some common sense.

[kaysandesses]

A sure sign of a "leader" is one who aspires to come in last.  WOO HOO Herman!

HA HA HA HA HA

[CynicalSavior]

Conservatives have always had low expectations for themselves and this country. How many times have you brought up an issue and they say shit like... "Well at least we're not North Korea!" or "In Saudia Arabia they'd kill you for saying that!"

[delreydavid]

Determined Herman!? Can someone get these right wingers a dictionary! He's going to do what he did in Iowa, spend no money and squeek by. Thats how he did his business. "We dont serve the best pizza in town, but its cheap!" I wonder if to save money he would substitute paper towells for napkins? Heaven forbid.

[disrxt]

Chant with Cain supporters!

"We're number 5! We're number 5!"

[martinaoe2]

People he is not an idiot, he ran a company ffs!

[tradernorton05]

To hell with both parties.

Both are nothing but two groups of silly children fighting on the playground, and if you participate in partisian politics, then YOU are part of the fucking problem with this country. We wont see an ounce of improvement until both parties are kicked to the curb.

You brain-dead fucks have been programmed to vote a straight ticket.

[dogfan4lyfe]

What a douchebag. The idiot has zero chance. Romney is going to be the damn nominee. Anyone who says otherwise is a delusional freak.

[fowzie777]

@dogfan4lyfe - if Romney wins the US is finished....

[delreydavid]

@dogfan4lyfe NO WAY! Perry just knocked Romney out of the race. You are crazy to think that the evangelicals will vote for a Mormon. The only thing against Perry is that he was a Demacrat before. Other than that he is a perfect Republican canidate, and can beat BO in a general election, if people get over the eery resemblance to GW.

[kaysandesses]

@delreydavid "is a perfect Republican canidate, and can beat BO in a general election, ..."

He doesn't have a chance against Obama. Perry has too many strikes against him in his failed leadership as Gov. and the moderates won't vote for a religious nutbag like Perry.

"...if people get over the eery resemblance to GW."

Which is another reason he hasn't a chance. Romney has the cash, he'll be the nominee, and he'll lose because what you noted, the evangelicals won't vote for a Mormon.

[delreydavid]

@kaysandesses You got it backwards. Evangelicals vote in the republican primary first. Romney has no chance winning them. He has money cause he is a Mormon and the Morman church is loaded. The money is about to start flowin Perrys way. His tuff talk is porno for these tbaggers. BO needs to man up a bit and start gettin shit done if he is gonna be around in 13.

[kaysandesses]

@delreydavid Romney's money doesn't come from the church, it comes from ultra-wealthy donors. Yes, the freaks are large participants in the primaries but what you're missing is the Big Money that runs the GOP doesn't want someone like Perry who lacks enough broad based appeal to have a chance in the general election. Unless his campaign completely implodes Romney will have the nomination. The GOP is famous for choosing "next in line" and Romney is the man just like McCain was in 2008.

[esperanza31288]

at least he is realistic

[selmamyspace]

SUPREME LOSER

[GTR66960]

Herman Cain is a tool for the Tea Party to be able to say they're not racist even though they look down upon him.

[Wisegeorge]

He doesn't care about winning or who else gets in the race, but he is having a hell of a time with the fifteen minutes of fame he has worked and saved for all of his life. In that context I say go Herman, go! It's worth it to be a footnote in history.

[kingsdun]

Fox seems to really like Cain.  Is it a defection so they can spend less time talking about Paul? Or is it a token thing?

[seededsoul]

And, they like Colonel Sanders more than Papa John!

[seededsoul]

He thinks he'll get Republican votes in South Carolina because it has a lot of black folk...well guess what? They ain't Republican!

[grendelcatt]

5th?, wishful thinking...

[PJDolan1]

Losing badly makes Cain "esstatic".

[ZodiacCeletania]

All I see now is Jon Stewart's kitten with its head stuck in a tissue box.

[ktorch]

Who does Jesus want to be President of the United States of America? And when he get's his choice in, what does he want them to do? Close all bars, kill all gays and the adulterous, close all schools except Christian Schools. Outlaw anything printed that does not speak well of Jesus, etc, etc. Nothing like the freedom that Jesus gives! OH yes jail ALL scientists. Am I catching the main theme here?

[wowamonn]

How many Blondes work for fox news?

[CymHastings]

@wowamonn None of them are natural blonds.

[TrollBuster9090]

@CymHastings

I think it would be fairly easy to tell if Megyn Kelly is a real blonde, given that there is a clause in her contract forcing her to wear a miniskirt and sit behind a glass desk. Got a high definition TV?

[waveali]

@wowamonn Lol. It seems like they are running a cloning farm. I can barely tell them apart half the time.

[Vladimir0538]

Damn, this has to be the lowest expectations from a candidate for Prez.

[ninuxy]

That's my nigga. I love this guy.

[cmillerpa33]

So why take contributions if you are expecting to suck? That shows me you are just gonna waste other peoples money. Thats not what I want from a president.

[sevadaj]

Way to aim high Herman Cain!!!

[sjdamier]

this man is an embarrassment. he wants to be allowed in the good ole boy network so bad. herman, u are a fucking joke. take your stale ass pizza and kick rocks u uncle tom shitstain. i hate this muthafucker.

[PostSurgeOperative]

Herman CAN!

[huskercane]

"If there are 4 people in the race, and we finish 5th, That's right where we want to be. If we have no money, I'll still be happy bring Pizza's to the rest of my batshit crazy Tea-OP friends." - Herman Cain

[RZetlin]

We're number #5!

[WikeddTung]

i bet he has a bumper sticker that reads: "proud grandparent of a C student at sandy springs middle school"

[robinvan1983]

he must think ranked 37 as best health care system is impressive as well

[yes4me]

So he runs and expect to be last? Like Cenk Uygur said a few months ago, he had zero chance and still has zero chance, but that's the republican party for you.

[AceHoale]

Turning failure into failure.

Bravo!

I for one, am ecstatic.

Thanks Herm!

[RedTory59]

Talk about low expectations...