Stretch Armstrong Retro Commercial

[GreatVgnc]

In case anyone was wondering, these toys are now worth up to hundreds and thousands of dollars.

[Dracosgal8]

We had one but we stretched it tooo far and well corn syrup oozed out and we had to toss it hahahaa

[DrowningYourMother]

This and Mighty Max were the shit.

[lecroix89]

If he can stretch that far....Imagine what he could do with his penis....women must love him

[elusivecure57]

on the care instructions for all the dont's he looks scared while showing off his teeth :P

[statefairshows]

so exactly how far could you stretch him?

[shadowman859]

this was my big bros favorite toy wen he was a kid and know he gave it to me and this toys is cool

[STUNNA4DAZE]

LOVE THAT SMILE :))

[MuzikJunkyAES]

If that's Stretch Armstrong, where's Bobbito? ;) Peace.

[phantaz666]

i had one of these and we cut him open to see inside...it was like black/grey goo.

[doodoostickstain]

all i know is if you punched him as hard as you could you'd lay on the ground for a while, wondering where you went wrong, and promising you'd change. i guess he truly was a hero!

[speedyandquick]

"how does he do that"... lol

[dariendude17]

Stop. Stop, Evildoers.

[onlymaggoo]

the 1970s stretch armstrong was better.you could leave him in the sun and he would change colors and dry out.or stick him in the could and he would get hard and break off in chunks.that was so cool

[Giovanni222]

sounds like my dick.

[kangocop]

On the back of his package and also vac man and fetch as well, check the care instructions, the pictures on there are so goddamn funny :D lol

[Bloodfang36]

This trailer is early 90's, not 80's

[mrsatanrules]

i got this ahhhh the 80s you could get a lot for your money back then

[chat4tube]

SCRIPT: Help! We've been robbed! Stop! Stop evildoers! Introducing super-stretching

superhero Stretch Armstrong. Yes, Stretch Armstrong! Now stretching fun

farther than ever before. He bends, he stretches, even ties a knot, but always

returns to his original shape. How does he do that? He's been doing that since he

was a kid. Stretch Armstrong from Cap Toys. Who else?

[kirkenbunken]

The most homoerotic toy ever. No wonder everybody's gay.

By the way mine broke after less than a month.

[jackritter01]

I prefer the 1976 Stretch. More Heman like, less gay.

[cquenault]

I lost my virginity to Armstrong.

[vonbontee]

...and he shot his corn syrup all over!