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  • This is starting to remind me of that 6 year-old's submission to Dexter's Lab.

    "And don't forget! You are stuuupid!"

  • IB mothafucka! Great video, btw.

  • Navgtr is lulzy as fuck.

    Donkey Kong Country is great, though.

  • You guys do know the rollover at the start is actually in the game, right?

  • then you are STUPID

  • Please tell me the people never listened to this retard...

  • @mysterykcad We can only hope

  • front loaded anvils=good

    cilicon graphics=good

    cilicon front loaded anvils=bad

  • Is it just me is the graphics in this game kinda boring, I'd rather take the 2D but colorful look of mario or sonic

  • @StroppySeconds It's not just you. It's Uncanny Valley all over again; sprites may be crude, but they sure look better than this. It's actually this that makes me not want to play the game, as it looks so ugly to my eyes that I don't think I could ever get used to it.

  • @StroppySeconds The later entries looked much better and more vivacious. The jungles of DKC1 were pretty sterile and repetitive.

  • I rented it once.  Do I get to be smart?

  • If you don't buy a game that's probably ten years old by now, then YOU'RE STUPID.

  • Computer modelling from all sides and angles of the dangles

  • He...he actually called his viewers stupid if they don't like Donkey Kong...I'm amazed.

  • I like how this guy reviews these games as if they were new. Like as if he thinks these games came out today. And this is a great example. It's like he thinks it's still the 90s. And if you don't think so then you're a cocksucker sorry but it is the truth,

  • @Kolbatsu Aren't these reviews from, like, 1996? When these games were still new?

  • @Kolbatsu these were made for a public tv station in the late 90's, not a few years ago.navigatr is some random group that foun and put them up

    some group called navi

  • @Jakezing oh. Now I feel stupid.

  • @Kolbatsu You might feel insulted, but it's the truth.

  • @pullahoko yeah but I did learn something. Even back then this guy acts like a self centered internet douchebag even back then before YouTube existed. That's an accomplishment

  • I finally pluggedmy snes into a stereo system, to be truly with the times,i know 2011 is a bit late but i finally can play it LOUD AND IN STEREO DOOD !!!!

  • The rolling effect on the title screen is in the game itself, not an effect done on the video. I can't remember how to get it, but I SWEAR I've done it.

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  • "Stay in the jungle you assholes!"

    IF you think this was insulting, then good.

  • @notyoursavior78 I'm an ostrich, and I find it very offensive. slowbeef disappointed me with that joke.

  • remember, George wood is the man who said the virtuboy would dominate

  • I'm going to take this retsupurae and PLAY IT LOUD IN STEREO,DUDE!

  • after this video, i've made it my top priority to buy every donkeykong game.. can you blame me?

  • Haha, Donkey Kong's facepalm

  • I think this guy might MIGHT be a troll

  • So I'm stupid for having a Sega Genesis with Sonic 3 and Knuckles instead of having DKC for my SNES? If so, I don't want to be smart.

  • @goldlightning1683 Agreed that navgtr is a loon, but regarding sonic vs DKC, it shouldn't be viewed as an either/or type thing. I haven't gotten around to playing the sonic games all the way through yet (last time I played them was at a day care center during elementary school), but they both bring different things to the table, and DKC indisputably is longer, has more secrets, higher presentation value. I can't make a similar list for Sonic 3 at this point 'cuz I haven't gotten thru it yet.

  • @GoRedskinsAndWizards Why don't you just take the Navgtr route and judge it despite not completing it?

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  • He outright insults the viewer, that's hilarious.

  • Imagine this guy nowadays.

    "If you haven't bought Donkey Kong Country Returns yet, then you should just jump off a building! I know it's harsh, but you're a loser and nobody cares about you!"

  • @PTp1ranha on a serious note, is donkey kong country returns worth playing ?

    as much as i love DKC on snes, it didn't really seem smart to buy a wii just for Returns

    and my comp isn't strong enough to properly run an emulator.

  • @Te4RHyP3 I think it's a great game. The level design is fun and creative, and the difficulty is at a good rate. Each level has its own thing, and nothing seems overused except for mine carts (but those are a DK mainstay). I'd say there are other games for the Wii to justify it, but if you've gone this long, then those games probably haven't convinced you.

  • well i feel like buying it now

    at least on an emulator...

  • I feel stupid...:(

  • Notice his brilliant "nutshell" pun.

  • OH DEAR GOD

    I fucking died laughing when he just insulted the audience.

  • 2:28 needs to go in the history books. I can honestly say that that was the most incredible thing I've seen on YouTube.

  • If you like navgtr's reviews, you are STUPID. Yes I know, that's insulting, but it's also true.

  • I ADORE his reviews if only because they're great Retsupurae fodder.

  • "If you haven't played Donkey Kong Country, then God hates you!" XD

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  • DUUOOOUUDE, if you don't play it loud in stereo, you are stupid!

  • "HEY ASSHOLE"

    "wat"

    "DO YOU HAVE DONKEY KONG COUNTRY"

    "what the fuck are yo--"

    "YOU ARE STUPID. FUCKING BUY IT NOW"

    "okay but i"

    "YOU ARE STUPID"

  • @airizona .....Batman

  • @airizona dude, this is awesome, how could you not watch all of it?

  • This guy must have shat 16-Bit bricks when he played Ocarina of Time for the first time.

  • @DyeTalian No he just accosted minors for LIKING it too much. Then calling them stupid for liking Goldeneye and not owning DKC.

  • I like the tags.

  • 23 people are STUPID

  • PLAY IT LOUD IN STEREO DOOD

  • @Jigallow6654

    Well then... It's a good thing i didn't buy that game... ;D

  • I really enjoy the stuff slowbeef and diabetus (and some other people in the old days) do, but I think the Navgtr stuff truely shone brighter than anything else. It was all just so perfect.

    And if you disagree, YOU ARE STUPID. insulting I know, but...

  • I think Navigatr is mentally ill. Srsly.

  • If you think George Wood is a legitimate reviewer, then you are stupid! Yes I know, that's insulting but it's also the truth.

  • I was a complete fucking moron, then I bought this game, built a rocket ship, and flew to the fucking moon.

  • YOU'RE STUPID! YOU'RE STUPID! and dont forget! YOU'RE STUPID!!

  • Is it just me, or does this video have more views than Navgtr's review? If navgtr's a YouTube partner I'd think he would have more views than that.

  • If you don't buy this game, I will fuck you in the ass and rape you in the mouth,

  • 3:22 He mentions the "press A" thing twice......yet he never did it in the video. He had to die to switch players/partners.

  • 4:43 - 4:55 = The only flaw in that plan is that Donkey Kong Country came out BEFORE Goldeneye. Therefore, people will love DKC and raise Rare's stock, only for it to crash when he tries to make Goldeneye look bad three years later. Not exactly a great criminal mind, is he?

    DKC is still awesome, though, and it completely made me ignore the apparent crapfest that was Rise of the Robots.

  • PLAY IT LOUD IN STEREO, DUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUDEE­EEEE

  • I love slowbeefs laugh...it's so cute.

  • Does this mean Candy Kong has breast cancer now?

  • @Cheetah1251 Yeah, in her front loaded anvils! LOL

  • Did anyone else notice that he didnt pluralize "water level"? Am I the only one who thinks that he didn't even make it past the first area? He probably used stock footage for everything else.

  • You are stoohped.

  • If you don't like Donkey Kong Country, I'll kill your whole family, slowly and painfully.... oh sorry, I just started drifting...

  • This guy's got the mind of a child. He latches on to anything that seems new and exciting, obsesses over it, buys all the merchandise, and says everyone besides him is stupid.

  • @EponymousKid I don't think George Wood ever played any of the games he "reviewed". He probably just read out a poorly written script that was given to him by a small child.

  • I agree with slowbeef, it's a really good game, but what's with navgtr?! Lol how the review ended with game over.

  • 22 people didn't buy this amazing piece of video game history.

  • many thanks to RobGrix who was such a douche he had to rip off my comment to get 40 thumbs up. look back in the comments, i said the same thing. thank you, douchebags of the internet for having no imagination. for the record, i'm not mad about it, i just think it's pathetic.

  • @haterawk666 no u mad

  • Well I surely don't want to be stupid....

    *Goes to the store*

  • So if I got a master's degree at harvard, but didn't like this game, I'm stupid?

    ..... D:

  • i like boobs

  • I wish I had this game so I wouldn't be considered an "idiot".

  • I wonder if this guy even plays these games, or just takes apart the console and cartridge and gushes about the technology?

  • Also, around a minute in, after the WOW part, one of the guys said "Speaking of silicon graphics" and oversahdowed what the other guy said. What did he say?

  • Im going to use that line in my DKCR Review.

  • If you don't buy Donkey Kong Country, I'll give you breast cancer.

  • If you don't like this comment, then you're just a jackasses. No offense.

  • If you dont like this commentary YOU ARE STUPID AND HAVE BREAST CANCER

  • @AVGNROCKS1996 THAT's an interesting comment, rather like "If you aren't from North america, you must be from Venus" or "if you don't like corn, you like ice cream".

  • I like how they are making fun of the actual games title screen animations X3 thinking it was navgtr

  • DKC a good game on the SNES.

    After Retsupare via nvgtr. It's a great game :)

  • It's kinda ironic how in the GoldenEye review, he said no one buys the game for multiplayer, yet he mentioned it TWICE in this review! And he calls US stupid?

  • I love how the two highest rated comments are exactly the same.

  • Did you guys know that the guy isn't actually Navigatr? The guy reviewed games on a public access channel in the 90's and Nav thought it was hilarious. I actually heard the reviewer died a few years ago.

  • @Dwarmin He's alive, he's one of the higher ups at nav now.

    Side note: If you dont buy Donkey Kong, you like navgtr

  • @RagingDemon1018 trololol

  • Honestly, that opening song's title is called "Hall of Mirrors," so it is kind of indicative of Clinton. I'm surprised he actually used music from Shadowgate.

  • If you dont play Donkey Kong Country, Justin Bieber will release another song.

  • If you need cranky kong's hints, then you are stupid!

    yes I know, that's insulting, but it's also true!

  • If you don't like Donkey Kong Country, then I'll eat your children!

  • I would have to say this is probably one of the best Retsuprae episodes, except maybe the BillyMC ones, and if you dont agree with that , youre an idiot

  • Speaking of sound effects, you'll notice the quality o the echoes in the caves and Donkey Kong's ape noises. *random-ass clip of a guy in a DK suit beating his chest*

  • so, i was under the assumption that navigatr was some kind of like.. oldschool vhs-based monthly game reviewer back when these games had just come out. am i wrong?

  • I'm still trying to figure out if navgtr is for real or not.

  • PLAY IT LOUD IN STEREO - DOOOD!

  • @Gactivefy No, the one you're thinking of is slowbeef. it's a common mistake

  • Navgtr is calling people stupid. Keep in mind the full company's name is NAViGaTR. They completely forgot the o.

  • @d01hazel Also, you forgot that NAViGaTR didn't made the videos. They just uploaded them for the lulz.

  • @kefkasakura I honestly think that NAVGTR made them themselves for publicity.

  • @d01hazel Yeah. If it wasn't for Gaming in the Clinton Years, nobody would've given a fuck about NAViGaTR.

  • @ShonicTH It was probably the game demo, because nobody associated with this guy could possibly be that knowledgeable of a videogame.

  • After I saw this video, I immediately went out of my way to buy Donkey Kong Country because I didn't want to look stupid in the eyes of the NAVGTR.

  • "YEAH, STAY IN THE JUNGLE YOU ASSHOLES!"

    Love that line.

  • If you don't buy Donkey Kong, your a limp dick cocksucker!

    It may sound insulting, but go fuck yourself!

  • I bought the game on the Wii Virtual console and also bought it on SNES and on ebay because I really didn't want to be stupid.

  • Nice tags

  • 1:00 Anyone notice that extremely skilled ledge cancel? I think someone else was playing during that clip

  • "I'll show you why they call me Big Dong Donkey Kong"

    Best Clinton Line

  • IF YOU DO NOT GET DONKEY KONG COUNTRY THEN YOU ARE STUPID

    wow thats exactly what a good reviewer would say...

  • He's saying how great this game is; too bad it was the worst one of the three on the SNES...

    I mean, it had so many flaws...

  • @VromNath What flaws?!

  • @Zoxy800 First: being unable to save at any time. You had to go through many levels for a save point or for Flunky's Flights to warp to a save point.

    Second: the final zone comprises of a single boss battle.

    Third: you just start off in a level with no real story told for what happened.

    Fourth: no assist toss.

    There are a few other things wrong with 1 that I can't remember right now, but those are the major flaws.

  • if you don´t play Donkey Kong Country i´ll rape your DOG!

  • The way he talks about how the second player takes over when the first dies, leads me to believe... That he'd have his little brother or friend, who obviously wasn't good at this game, play first and die. This way he could take over, and never break the DK barrels to let his partner back in the game.

  • At the :53 area... it's the same part he just showed with Diddy on the fish... what, did he think we needed to see what they both looked like on the fish in the exact same area?

  • Lets hope Donkey Kong dosn't get brest cancer!

  • PLAY IT LOUD IN STEREO, DUUUUDE

  • "If you don't purchase Donkey Kong Country, YOU are completely mentally impaired to the point of permanent, life-crippling stupor. "

  • NAViGaTR... He's worse than the fucking Irate Gamer.

  • i love DKC... but WOW

  • i disagree, im in middle school, and frankly, that effect looks like shit

  • I have Donkey Kong Country.Does that mean I'm smart?

  • IF YOU DON'T PLAY THIS GAME, I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE!!

  • fuck i seriously LMAOd hard

  • if you enjoy lets plays and dont enjoy restupraes THEN YOU ARE STUPID

  • Navgtr = Irate Gamer's predecessor. Blatantly Captain Obvious commentary. Gets his information wrong. Condescending voice. Yep, I see a whole lot of Irate Gamer in Navgtr.

  • @EdmacZ, i personally think Irate Gamer is far more Worse than this Navigtr Guy,

    but it seems this Navigtr sees Wikipedia for Research Every Day!

  • I think Navgtr would kill himself if Nintendo went out of business.

  • Well, he's already dead, so...

  • @troysson81 Who was the guy who did these reviews? I mean the actual name?

  • Navgtr.

  • @WinglessIceAngel George Wood.

  • 4:05 it's official; everyone, everywhere is an idiot

  • If you don't like Donkey Kong Country, then you are a fucking idiot who wants to have sex with Hitler!

  • I seriously think Navigatr is a Nintendo fanboy.

  • If you don't play it loud in stereo DOOOOD, then you are STUPID.

  • Well I guess I'm stupid even though I got straight A's.

  • So, he beat the boss, but he got a Game Over?

  • Is this guy still posting?!

    It's like G4tv went back in time and met its dad!

  • "IF you do not get this next generation of DK madness, YOU ARE STUPID!"

    For the first time ever, Navgtr made me cry *sad face*

  • WTH! I love DK but...DAMN!

  • If you don't like Donkey Kong Country, I will give Breast Cancer to Lara Croft

  • Play it loud in stereo or YOU are STUPID

  • Dude, I love Donkey Kong Country, but this review is making me want to find my copy of it and SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER. Good GOD.

  • If you don't play Donkey Kong Country, it will be the end of all of us!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!­!!!

  • If you don't play Donkey Kong Country, then I'll murder your parents and rape your wife!

  • It may be insulting, but it's the truth!

  • imagine if Nintendo endorsed this message?

  • If you haven't played Donkey Kong, then you're stupid!

    Yes, thats insulting kids!

  • God I hate navgtr's voice so much XD

  • If you don't by this game, I WILL DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

  • Donkey Kong Country kicks some major You-Know-What

  • If you don't get Donkey Kong Country, both Somia Arusta and Dracula will bite your nuts off

  • "Game idiot over"?

  • Fuck god damn. DKC, Jurassic Park and the Mask all in ONE video??? I came.

  • If you don't like Donkey Kong Country I'll put a bullet it in your head.

  • In 2020, people will think your a retard for thinking the graphics of today are great.