Don't Touch That Cactus.

[Athenalovesyou1]

press 1 wait three seconds then press 6 lmfao

[koto1991]

LOL KEEP PRESSING 4! LMAO!

[elephanthead456]

halarious man XD

[redsoldier117]

that cuctus haz a gravitational pull wierd

[haley4095]

YOU DARE DISS GRAVITY!!! SHUN!

[haley4095]

Me and My sister are the same way! And me and my mom... and dad.. and teacher... and my fish... and... my burrito.. and...

[xXxmodzrangerxXx]

ahh me and my dad

[Grenade01052]

XD PRESS RAPIDLY LOL

[crysis21films]

ofcourse hes pissed his son disproved the laws of gravity to piss off his dad who wouldnt be pissed

[Athenalovesyou1]

1 then press 9 touch ME

[TheKingsoftehworld]

These are pointless and funny all at the same time!

[PokemaniacXDXD]

Now son dont touch the catus. *sticks to catus* YOUR DEAD TO ME!

[JaBBaWoCkEEZ689]

press 1

dad :now son touch that cactus

*son flots to the cactus*

dad: your dead to me

[Sadpylon]

Press 0 then press 4 in the middle of his sentence

[dumgurlz]

click 4 over and over and it looks like he's magnetically pulled to the cactus LOL

[evanescencefan15ful]

Press 9 than 7 when your watching it he says eor!!!!!! X3

[BrWoLfGiRl7lolz]

press 6 "ORTE"

[BigMavy]

ow that will hert :(

[247wtf247]

lol looks like the dads taking drugs :)

[heymrhimr]

If you press 4; you won't be able to stop.

[Camryneons]

i love how the kid justcalmly flups upside down and throught the air without even moving his face or arms

[Taylahut]

press 2 he is blowing a kiss o him son

[whitestripesrock100]

IF YOU restart it it has that dads creepy face

[HabboVideos4U]

Dad: Now son, don't touch that cactus.

*Kid fly's on cactus*

Dad: You're dead to me! >:(

.

Me: Epic.

[RowanRiderDrifter]

You're dead to me! O.o

[GangOBroz12]

Keep pressing 5 for the dad awkwardly staring at his son have his subsitute for masturbating XD

[NewBlood9000]

178 people are DEAD TO ME

[lucka172]

Press 7 then 98 to hear him say your daddy

[TheNazikilla1994]

now haters don't press that dislike button

(dislike)

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME

[candyrocksification]

press 5 for child magnetic cactus

[PhoenixBloodKing]

How can you guys own a dead?

[HunterIan10000]

People who support internet censorship are dead to me.

[satch0phile]

Now son don't touch the dislike button *touches dislike button* YOUR DEAD TO ME!

[ViciousGarbageTruck]

Meh

[TheMizuPanda]

Goddamnit guys, it's "you're dead to me", not "your". You're, as in you are.

[wolvesofdarkness2525]

YOUR DEAD TO ME XD

[DixieDog326]

is he not already *dead* to himm?

[fdsaasdfification]

0:04 that's a lil harsh

[Likian5]

Hmmmmmmmm......needs moar ponies.

[NativeBeautyShea]

Lol

[GingerAssaultSquad]

press 8 over and over, it sounds like he's saying "hehehehehe"

[BestofOakridge]

keep clicking 5 over and over again. Hella funny (:

[lilbiatchfulful]

thats creepy when he says ur dead to me xD

[esgnrjnjgu]

176 people touched that cactus.

[ZetaFlare2011]

Magnetic cactus!

[R3STRICT3D4U]

dad: now, son don't touch the cactus.

boy: *gets stuck on the cactus*

dad:(grisly) YOU'RE DEAD TO ME

[gabby1236625]

pause at 0:04 OMG! HES MAD AT ME!!! OH NOES!!!!

[TheOptimisticKiwi]

Oops i think there is a smudge of red, don't worry, WINDEX TO THE RESCUE!

[THEghost13579]

now viewer, don't press the dislike button.

*click"

YOUR DEAD TO ME!

[99DLH99]

Now Son Dont Shoot Yourself with my gun....

*BAM*

Your dead.......period

[Hannah051190]

erm... whaat ?

[TheSkullcandygirl123]

anyone notice that at 0:04 when he says 'your dead to me' its like he has 2 voices saying it?

[gabby1236625]

@TheSkullcandygirl123 oh oh yea. i just realized that

[Ygdrasel]

@TheSkullcandygirl123

No it isn't...

[90sambabam2]

@TheSkullcandygirl123 YOU DONT SAY

[bmprelude]

@TheSkullcandygirl123 thats the joke lol

[XDjonas98akol892011]

@TheSkullcandygirl123 its so... scaring

[Baboonaiih]

@TheSkullcandygirl123 ô_ô

[2KingdomHearts345243]

@TheSkullcandygirl123 It must be the devil!!!!

[PlaidFlag21]

fear*

[FreindlyMouse]

Keep pressing 4 lawl

[wodenahs]

wait till he says 'now son' then press 1 then 8 :)

[PsychoKiddX]

174 ppl touched the cactus.....

[PlaidFlag21]

damn i now refuse to touch cactus for the feaf of being dead to my mother. :D

[luie113]

I can discrine this in 1 word  Stupid!

[gearboxbreaker]

@luie113 you cant even spell describe, thats stupid. plus, you made the s capitalized, even more stupid.

[Crazyvannah88]

Da fuaq I just watch haha

[iLYouMj]

this is not funny ._.

[heysup13]

this not fair the kid got like sucked up by it D:

[bubblegumbraces1]

Hahhahahahaahahhahahahahahhaha­ha

[t8kuoutt]

click 1 for "Touch"

[NativeBeautyShea]

@TheAfroThunder lol

[goodpasterdestinyyah]

Press 1 then watch it :P LOL

[LesleySalmawyRohim]

The kids just like 'I'm..gunna do It anyway..?'

[JustinBGirl4Life10]

YOUR DEAD TO ME... I was creep't out but i laugh't lol

[maioctagonapusblah]

Me: Now Prussia don't stop being awesome.

Gilbert: *turns into the most boring thing you can think of*

Me: You're dead to me.

[omgwalkingbanana]

lol

[MistuhCoolio]

cactus cactus

[theb13maker]

169 people are dead to me

[kiwininja100]

@theb13maker pls unblock me im sorreh ;-;

[Deiony123]

Now people don't repeat this joke!

*reads all the jokes*

You're dead to me.

[pieshea2002]

ONE WORD

SCARY



[coolzackery]

LOL



[Welcome2paradise23]

i hope theres a repeat vid of this :)

[TheAfroThunder1]

Now S.O.P.A, don't censor the internet.

*CENSORED*

Your dead to me...

[kkburnout]

@TheAfroThunder1 even though you're a few weeks behind in the news, sopa's dead... so is acta, now theres "anti cyber terrorism task forces" at work...

[TheAfroThunder1]

@kkburnout Yes I know. Making a joke about the pass

[bloodzboyluke]

NOW SON DONT TOUCH THAT CACTUS!!!!!!!!!!

[loklou777]

sooo addicting lol I'm trying to finish homework and I'm thinking oh these video's are really short, ok one more...ok one more...ok one more...(smh hour later)...ok one more lol. do you find yourself watching MORE than one?!!! DAMN THE SUGGESTION SECTION! its screwing me up! hahaha

[JuicyOrangeMinecraft]

Can't touch this.

[MrEternalRest]

Spongebob. - Patrick. - When I'm Bored - this

[mrscookiestar]

now son dont touch that cactus

( gravity pulls me there )

YOUR DEAD TO ME...

thumbs up :D

[XboxGameFails]

asdfmovie

[Superomegaderp]

press 7 and 9 to funny!!!!!!!!!

[Cl4udio92]

166 ppl have touch the cactus

[XxBlackHeartBeatxX]

Lol if you press 0 and when he finish to say "Now son"

press 1 and he says "Now son TOUCH that cactus" :D

[Ferockhopper]

I told you don't touch that darn thing...

[Rawrrrrrr642]

YOUR DEAD TO ME!!!

[NekailahsMustache]

Your Dead To me 0_0"

[MsKayam]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[animevampire34]

LOL

[prettypurloinpie]

I got here... from the ponies.

[kandylips343]

this was stupid

[TheCrazedKitten]

I got here from Hetalia.

How..How did that happen...

[banannaswiirl]

@TheCrazedKitten Me too. I don't really know xDD First I was watching sum smexy Hetalia videos, now I can't get out of the asdf side of youtube...

[RainbowBubbleBear]

-:o you're dead to me.

[partypanda1918]

thats nice...

[menomineee111]

me too how did i get here from spongbob.

[haztj1]

ME GUSTA face lol



[iheartZeroXD]

Me to Friend "Can you do me a favor" Friend "NO" Me "YOUR DEAD TO ME"!!!!

[StrkersS]

Why did he touch that cactus ? :(

[PurplePoppyAnimator]

Now Son Don't Dislike this Video....

-Dislikes Video-

Your Dead to me.

[kasskitten92]

Lolwut?!

[Glizzervideos]

press 0, then 1, Enjoy

[1129thebeast]

Hi

[Mastersskull]

it's hard to play snake on this one

[TheCubpenguin]

i have seen this

[meanjoe30158]

wow that was really not funny

[breathecarolina1999]

wow the weird part of youtube we meet again

[destroyer1308]

Hay son don't touch that cactus,slap!!!!Your dead to me 0_0 $_$!!!!

[vampmaid101]

( •_• )

[17karatekid]

uhhhhhh

[Twoworldscombine10]

dad:Now son dont push that dislike botton

son:pushes dislike botton

dad:your dead to me

[edalad13]

@Twoworldscombine10 you're*

[0IIIIII]

@Twoworldscombine10 you're, not your. Just letting you know.

[HanniCAJ]

Ha lol

[PJatwv2]

*woosh* ur dead to me

[bosebucks375]

how did i get here from spongebob?

[bosebucks375]

@bosebucks375 oh wait, i said that exact phrase 6 days ago

[xLovelyThorns]

I got here from the easy button.

[blazethrough5467890]

Your dead to me.

[dethbypotato]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

y u no leave cactus alone

[MrLouis0820]

thats not funny you twat

[bekaman24]

That's the best moment in asdfmovie thx

[nelsonr12]

Now son don't touch that dislike button, *click* YOUR DEAD TO ME

[SYCHOBOUTANIME]

the best six seconds of my life X3

[nuclearstrike2011]

i will watch the rest of this video tomorrow

[infamouschief117]

@nuclearstrike2011 that works better on videos named "Shortest video ever"

[tyman955]

@nuclearstrike2011 have fun with that

[RobloxHuntox]

Ydseyh

[beymasterzxzxzx]

what a freakin short video

[Leroy51684]

Don't Touch That F13 Button...

*click*

YOUR DEAD TO ME.

[ForeverUnited25]

Defiantly going on Facebook

[ForeverUnited25]

Lol it's was soo funny....

[Ripstik789]

This is totally going on facebook

[Mcat52298]

Now, son, don't touch that cactus!

-stick-

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME.

[kitkat50856]

how in the world could of he just of flown to the cactus??????

[CrazyChix66]

Now Jb, don't use your real singing voice.

YOUR DEAD TO ME......

[mookyloop]

0:01



[harry99710]

press 1 then 6

[MyLoveIsDeeFizzy]

But I don't want to be dead........

[awsomness544]

I am dead to you dad

[F3ARShadowkillr]

Ok

[F3ARShadowkillr]

OK

[toot3018]

my ringtone begin then it sings throw the cheese sparta  remix

[Cammydgaf]

This is bloody hilarious at 3am.

[ChowChowPoP]

gonna check my voice

[ChowChowPoP]

hi



[SockM0nkeyPro]

Say Selena gomez five times clap five times post two comments then check your voice

[bosebucks375]

how did i get here from spongebob?

[ironman9071]

@bosebucks375 thats what i said

[Frenzy724]

@bosebucks375 YOU CLICKED THE LITTLE LETTERS WITH A PICTURE UNDER IT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

[whitpanda]

@bosebucks375  Omg same here :P

[Esteban7214]

@bosebucks375 SPONGEBOBUU

[XxXRoaroftheTigerXxX]

@bosebucks375 By clicking, Then when you got her you became a complete moron like your mother and what she raised you to be and made that stupid fucking comment.

[Ilovedrake12345678]

Now son don't touch that cactus Son sticks to the cactus. Your dead to me

[cprocks1sydni]

XD

[turbochick1]

ASDF MOVIE!!

[OGCUPCAKES]

See this cactus?

DON'T TOUCH IT!

IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER CACTUS, YOU FOOL!

[reverande180]

How the fuck did I get here from WTF BOOM?

[Dylly248]

At this moment, my kin, I insist that you do not proceed to brush your skin upon that protruding piece of desert flora. *ffffwoop**

You are most certainly in a deceased state towards my being...

[icebumblebee]

What is the point of this

[Lilypad096]

Now, Son, don't steal Tom's videos.