noah his wife, 3 young pairs. then the series of begets totaling 9 generation to abraham, then abraham got to egypt with a complete civilization with pharoah. how can they repopulate the world so fast?
there was a time once when religion ruled the world. can you say the dark ages. yep you guessed it when most of the people did not read or write and science was forbidden
Wow, people can name 5 or 6 PHD winning creationists, you do know that theres thousands of PHD qualified scientists who regulary laugh at creationist claims to whoever thinks they have an allstar team on their side...
Come on what the hell does it hurt for us to have our own museums . We are never gonna believe your fairy tales . Your museums are taking my tax money.
Wait evolution is a fairy tail? Which story depends on a women growing fully formed from a rib, a talking snake, angels with flaming swords, all of humanity descending from 2 people (which would mean the world was populated by incest), a gaint boat carrying saving animals from a global flood, and the repopulation of the Earth again by incest (read your Bible there are less then ten people on that ark).
Yes, Adam's children married each other. But incest was not viewed as a forbidden activity until the time of Moses. See Leviticus chapters 18-20. Adam and Eve's children married their brothers and sisters. Even Abraham married Sarah, who was his half-sister (Genesis 20:12).
Good question. If God is so, well, God-damned clever, why didn't he simply create two families , Adam & Eve's, and, say, Fred and Wilma's, so they could comfortably inter-marry without all that naughty, banjo-pickin' incest? Kinda like the McCoys and the Hatfields?
It hurts your brains. It hurts your general understanding of the world. It hurts the nation you live in to have to drag all those retards with them into the future. Keep doing what you are doing and you will be a nation of Amish people and the future belongs to the East Asia regions. Your obscene stupidty is only topped by ostrich like survival skill. Keep reading your ONE book and fade into oblivion in the history of mankind.
Not bad...almost entertaining...glad to see you have some wit to amuse rather than simple vulgarity...too bad though, you think all is the here and now, I almost thought I knew you from long ago...well perhaps I did but it doesn't matter now does it? Viva science!
have any of you tried "God: The Evidence" written by a former atheist and "The Dawkins Delusion". as a former atheist I can believe in a higher power, be agnostic but atheism relies a leap of faith that lacks logic.
Having religious belief does NOT equate to taking the Bible literally, for most of us. Most of us who believe, believe that the majority of the stories in the Bible are mostly parables and moral tales, written at certain times when society was under certain pressures... to explain a point of view.
I still can't get the thought in my head of throwing mans reason out the window when the book itself is interpreted through man AND his reason. It didn't majically appear, printed and bound.
AIG Creation Museum refuted by fossils below museum pt.2 Paste that in the search engine box to see my new video . Part 1 is on many science news sites and religous forums.
Zoologist: Dr E Norbert Smith, & Prof Walter Veith.
Paleontologist: Dr Harold Coffin, Dr Arlton C Murray, Dr Joachim Scheven, Dr John Whitmore, & Dr Kurt Wise.
or how about George Young(1777-1848), George Fairholme(1789-1846), William Rhind(1797-1874), John Murray(1786-1851), Andrew Ure(1778-1857), Dr Graeme Mortimer, Dr Emil Silvestru, Dr Andrew Snelling, Dr John Whitmore, and Dr John Morris?
"i am a man of constant sorrows" cause i aint got no cash to get into this here bible museum. got to see these bible dinosaurs. when i were in the woods, drinking moon, i think i saw one of the critters. i said "lord" is that a dinosar?
he said nuttin. but i'm sure glad they put this bible museum in kentucky. we boys after lookin fur coons, and go and see it, if i had cash. won't that be a thrill and a half. sure nuff would. do they let niggas in there, or jews.
I have one sitting on my desk. I like trilobites but did you know that there were scorpions that lived in the ocean that were as big as a large dog? Now those creep me out. Kind of makes you happy there were mass extinctions.
well done - I enjoyed #4 and #1 the best!!
We have the fossils - we win!
fotokuts 3 years ago 4
question on noah's post flood,
noah his wife, 3 young pairs. then the series of begets totaling 9 generation to abraham, then abraham got to egypt with a complete civilization with pharoah. how can they repopulate the world so fast?
emancoy 3 years ago 3
yeah,fucking hard, I guess ...
XD
heyawhaw 2 years ago
When he said 12 inch rubber, I thought he was going so say dildo.
How about bullet, delivered to the back of Ken Hams head?
TheBigGameHunter1 4 years ago 2
just to let you know.... if he ends up with a bullet in the back of his head... dont be surprised when the police arrive on your doorstep... lol
YourGovtLies 3 years ago
"dont be surprised when the police arrive on your doorstep... lol "
They will have to visit alot of people LOL
TheBigGameHunter1 3 years ago
What's the point?
If you want any effect,aim at a region with vital organs instead ....
XD
heyawhaw 2 years ago
lol, nice
DonExodus2 4 years ago
there was a time once when religion ruled the world. can you say the dark ages. yep you guessed it when most of the people did not read or write and science was forbidden
Axenmoon 4 years ago 6
Wow, people can name 5 or 6 PHD winning creationists, you do know that theres thousands of PHD qualified scientists who regulary laugh at creationist claims to whoever thinks they have an allstar team on their side...
AbedeuS 4 years ago 2
"Wow, people can name 5 or 6 PHD winning creationists"
Most of their Ph.Ds AIG claims that are in their corner do NOT have degrees in fields related to evolution.
jimitl5 4 years ago 2
Great concept.
Deadman3913 4 years ago
How about all your BETA and VHS Flintstones cartoons?
Diactadon 4 years ago
hahaha ... I think that's better than number one on the list!
heyawhaw 2 years ago
You forgot about petrol bombs.
robadob6969 4 years ago
Come on what the hell does it hurt for us to have our own museums . We are never gonna believe your fairy tales . Your museums are taking my tax money.
magnumbrandor 4 years ago
Wait evolution is a fairy tail? Which story depends on a women growing fully formed from a rib, a talking snake, angels with flaming swords, all of humanity descending from 2 people (which would mean the world was populated by incest), a gaint boat carrying saving animals from a global flood, and the repopulation of the Earth again by incest (read your Bible there are less then ten people on that ark).
specialkalpha 4 years ago
Yes, Adam's children married each other. But incest was not viewed as a forbidden activity until the time of Moses. See Leviticus chapters 18-20. Adam and Eve's children married their brothers and sisters. Even Abraham married Sarah, who was his half-sister (Genesis 20:12).
magnumbrandor 4 years ago
"Yes, Adam's children married each other. But incest was not viewed as a forbidden activity until the time of Moses. "
When did God change his mind on this issue?
jimitl5 4 years ago 6
Good question. If God is so, well, God-damned clever, why didn't he simply create two families , Adam & Eve's, and, say, Fred and Wilma's, so they could comfortably inter-marry without all that naughty, banjo-pickin' incest? Kinda like the McCoys and the Hatfields?
Turandot29 4 years ago 3
LMAO ^_^ so thats why Hill-Billys love God so much, I take it there not so kean on Moses tho
usedforbattle 4 years ago
"Come on what the hell does it hurt for us to have our own museums ."
It hurts nothing except that Kennyboy Ham has another aganda.
jimitl5 4 years ago
It hurts your brains. It hurts your general understanding of the world. It hurts the nation you live in to have to drag all those retards with them into the future. Keep doing what you are doing and you will be a nation of Amish people and the future belongs to the East Asia regions. Your obscene stupidty is only topped by ostrich like survival skill. Keep reading your ONE book and fade into oblivion in the history of mankind.
heyawhaw 2 years ago 3
Not bad...almost entertaining...glad to see you have some wit to amuse rather than simple vulgarity...too bad though, you think all is the here and now, I almost thought I knew you from long ago...well perhaps I did but it doesn't matter now does it? Viva science!
vital2mi 4 years ago
Very entertaining, especially the end.
kaysandesses 4 years ago
have any of you tried "God: The Evidence" written by a former atheist and "The Dawkins Delusion". as a former atheist I can believe in a higher power, be agnostic but atheism relies a leap of faith that lacks logic.
koroigetsuga 4 years ago
Having religious belief does NOT equate to taking the Bible literally, for most of us. Most of us who believe, believe that the majority of the stories in the Bible are mostly parables and moral tales, written at certain times when society was under certain pressures... to explain a point of view.
I still can't get the thought in my head of throwing mans reason out the window when the book itself is interpreted through man AND his reason. It didn't majically appear, printed and bound.
Wrenn00 4 years ago
AIG Creation Museum refuted by fossils below museum pt.2 Paste that in the search engine box to see my new video . Part 1 is on many science news sites and religous forums.
flyingscience 4 years ago
Creation believing scientists:
Zoologist: Dr E Norbert Smith, & Prof Walter Veith.
Paleontologist: Dr Harold Coffin, Dr Arlton C Murray, Dr Joachim Scheven, Dr John Whitmore, & Dr Kurt Wise.
or how about George Young(1777-1848), George Fairholme(1789-1846), William Rhind(1797-1874), John Murray(1786-1851), Andrew Ure(1778-1857), Dr Graeme Mortimer, Dr Emil Silvestru, Dr Andrew Snelling, Dr John Whitmore, and Dr John Morris?
2 Peter 1:16
Tesselator 4 years ago
Well said!
The Evolution for DUMMIES was a nice touch!
pseudotruth 4 years ago
That was cool. And a bottle of that swamp root medical cure would make a handy birthday present.
DRV275 4 years ago
like we are really going to find most of that it was pointless
tommo161989 4 years ago
Do 10 more! I love this!
oh and Jesus can bite me.
bgjohnla 4 years ago
"A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he spoke; The less he spoke the more he heard; Why aren't we like that wise old bird?"
drowz1 4 years ago
Five stars and favorited!
SecularNATION 4 years ago
"A rubber 12 inch ruler to show the passage of time" BEST
Tiwaking 4 years ago
"i am a man of constant sorrows" cause i aint got no cash to get into this here bible museum. got to see these bible dinosaurs. when i were in the woods, drinking moon, i think i saw one of the critters. i said "lord" is that a dinosar?
he said nuttin. but i'm sure glad they put this bible museum in kentucky. we boys after lookin fur coons, and go and see it, if i had cash. won't that be a thrill and a half. sure nuff would. do they let niggas in there, or jews.
kenpaul4ebs 4 years ago
This is so funny. I wish you would have had 10 more. LOL
Rhonda9 4 years ago
i loved it. 5 stars!
hellshade2 4 years ago
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. Genesis 1:1.
Gotteskrieger07 4 years ago
very creative~
DADShadowFox 4 years ago
#1 = LOL!!! Is that the publisher's new subtitle for The Bible? subtitles are SO IN these days - they picked a good one!
Elaina43 4 years ago
Brett Keane is a stailixt. He blocked me from making comments just because I have an opposing view.
JeromeStein4U 4 years ago
Damn good video. Evolution for dumbies, great! They also need a book on logic and common sense.
connerjd 4 years ago
hehe nice
healthyaddict 4 years ago
Nice. 5 stars.
Mjhavok 4 years ago
Hahaha, my favourite was the ruler.
friendofdarwin 4 years ago
The ruler was my feeble Einsteinian attempt to blur bendable space (distance) and time.
InReasonWeTrust 4 years ago
If they still existed, they would make great pets.
InReasonWeTrust 4 years ago
heh.
Seriously, though. Is anybody as creeped out about trilobites as I am? Those things are freaky. I wish that they had survived.
rnistuk 4 years ago
I have one sitting on my desk. I like trilobites but did you know that there were scorpions that lived in the ocean that were as big as a large dog? Now those creep me out. Kind of makes you happy there were mass extinctions.
sharpie443 4 years ago
lol!
hellshade2 4 years ago