And Another BLAM!

[PrimeCutMacDoggydog]

I hate everything about/behind this but laughed out loud at BLAMFAST. It's so terrible it almost seems like a satire.

[chickenzgood]

@kissfan7 Sadly this is real and shows now on Disney Channel

[howlermonkeysweat]

That's soulchrushingly terrible

[kissfan7]

This is some suck parody, right?

[moralreef]

ray william johnson

[SidRulz100]

Honesty, I think it's funny.

[quidseeker]

I remember watching all kinds of shit like this on Nickelodeon in the late 80's, early 90's, usually accompanied by a little white girl and boy with shades on and backwards hat (and puzzling skateboard kneeguards) crossing arms Schoolly D style with fake scratching records in the background, or a latchkey kid walking home through a basketball court drinking on a juice box suddenly accosted by a semi-Satanic 'magical' animated creature that lures the kid into eating sugared covered shit.

[oldgoodrobert]

You're tearing me apart, Disney!

[SBH95]

What did they do!

I hate you disney!

WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS? D:

[wheedler]

More like BLAMFAST!

[reagandefriece]

I have just one question for you guys

HOW MANY DISLIKE VIDEOS ARE THEY?

[Verendus0]

This feels like Disney's rebellious 14-year-old phase. Be on the lookout for Linkin Park albums and black Chuck Taylors.

[disneyfan85]

I have a feeling this is just a phase it's going through.

[AgesxsegA]

I should edit this into some porn

[ThatsPie]

Fuck you.

[SonicCharizard]

My god. I think I just felt my childhood die.

[kidplazer]

I guess you could say

*puts on sunglasses*

He's a carpet licker.

[argtyl]

at 1:13 if you pause at the right timing you can get the blam in your face without the circle

[argtyl]

lol yummy how does that rug taste

[Ashbringer80]

Disney Channel used to be funny, but now they're playing Good Luck Charlie and Ant Farm, which are not very good in my opinion. I wish they didn't cancel That's So Raven and The Proud Family, because whenever those shows were cancelled, Disney Channel died!

[Jonsskillfulmove]

I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I THINK THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS oops caps lock...

[Audiodump]

Because thats what classic comedy needs: Some douche bag talking over the entire thing and making horrible jokes.

[Masenko]

TalkRadar showed me the hilariity of these shorts by spamming BLAM.

[tyman9031]

why is blam so gay

[badmonkeyD]

BLAM!!!......... I just threw a dynamite in the creators face

[NegativeOutlook4]

I feel like this is how dane cook used to watch cartoons as a kid

[OMGiamONtheINTERNET]

Ouch, my childhood.

[misukiyuki]

(-__-")

Um... I'll give Disney Channel 10,001 points for actually showing an old Disney short clip, but give it -10,000 for stupid voice over. So over all this scores 1 point.

GOD!! Just show the clip without the cometary! 

[iamchris4lifefan11]

BLAM! you all get a taste of the bitch pudding.

[chinniepie]

Disney's Blam! is...a Big Lipped Alligator Moment...which means....insanely random that comes out of nowhere...and is never explained...so...B.L.A.M...des­cribes "Blam!"

I want classic Disney cartoons back!

[jackinho333]

h a - h a.....

[Junsumoto]

"And now, it's time for another episode of When Breakfasts attacks".

Worst. Joke. Ever.

[ballbuster2222]

i wanna use a stealth bomber on this guy right now

[mamamuas]

The girl screaming at the beginning must know what's coming up next...

[vidsofthefuture]

or is it....blamfast....? this is pitiful

[megamage245]

Breakfast, more like blamfast!

[GameAtHeart]

"Blam in your face!", oh man, these Blam! Cartoons are great just to watch again.

I even remember that there was a Painting called "Blam", a Color Plane from a War Comic that gets destroyed.

Now Cartoons about the word "Blam", nice.

[MrApocalisse]

*facepalm*

[RickhatesScott]

Loving how he's ruining classic cartoons by pointing out the gags, making terrible jokes, and being a totally obnoxious douche.

[Mrconleyiv]

Y wood he need rubber cement?

[Piemonade1234]

I assumed this was satire. *sigh*

[Hellhunter120]

Yes. That really just happened. *shudder*

[Sh4d0wStR1k0r]

IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN

[superniitendofan64]

Random nobody:HEY GUYS LIKE TAKE OLD CHERISHED CARTOONS AND YELL BLAM WHENEVER SOMETHING HAPPENS!

Disney: BRILLIANT!

[ldhenson]

Slack. Jawed. Horror.

[mattjnor98]

I wonder if Bret Iwan is the narrator of this segment.

[Tomdagan]

"How does that rug taste"

[thisismylogon]

what is this cancer

[alwinrobot]

This will be the end of us all.

[Doodle0s]

Rule 34 doesn't even compare to this...

[Daffanka]

I thought this some sort of ironic avant garde postmodern piss taking of today's awful cartoons and kids' sugar fueled needs of constant stimulation before I googled it and found out Disney Channel actually airs it.

That just makes it so much more hilarious.

[xdjvenomx]

Fuck this sacrilege. Walt Disney's BLAMMING over in his grave right now!

[Diggeh]

Finally, a way for the youth of today to be able to comprehend our favorite cartoons! God bless ya, Disney! Go Jonas!

...This is the worst.

[Jonsskillfulmove]

this isn't the worst one tho...

[AshtonEdwardGulewich]

1:11

Knock, Knock. Who's there? BLAM! Blam who?

BLAM IN YOUR FACE!!!

[Burnft]

@AshtonEdwardGulewich I want to flag this for awesome, but there isn't an option for that.

[SanjaySanjaySanjay1]

@AshtonEdwardGulewich

That's so funny!

[CoconutBuyer]

MORE LIKE BLAM-FEST!!!

[afsbjah2]

BLAM-TASTIC DUDE!!!!

[Bruin1021]

Why does the narrorator always say . AHHH ... andf blah blah blah. i mean come on lets try something new Disney CRAP

[Cod4Fan134]

I really fucking hate those Blam! commercials, the guy's voice is so annoying and so are his horrible puns including the word blam in it. Disney better kick this commercial off.

[byw613]

@Cod4Fan134 Oh I couldn't agree more, all we want are the classic disney cartoons untouched!!

[Xionc]

HAHAHAHA THEY SAID BLAM AFTER DONALD GETS BEATEN TO SHIT LOLOLOL

Fuck this.

[Gauphastus]

This is terrible.

[Matt10670]

I feel like my childhood was just raped in a back alley by a meth addict.

[StateQuoable]

What the fuck just happened?

What was the point? Was I supposed to learn how to make breakfast, a moral?

WHAT JUST HAPPENED, MY BRAIN IS FULL OF FUCK

[spoonlessjoe98]

i was so anticipating a "rug-muncher" pun.

but they couldn't even do THAT right.

[LaymanX]

This...this is awful.

[Ch0mpyFrank]

If the animators of this were still alive, they would have shat themselves in fury.

[CyberGlitch]

*douchiest voice you could think of* Better than your breakfast, or is it BLAMFEST!

[nirniva]

Your childhood just died. BLAM!

[Neod4000]

Oh no! Donald got hurt! Someone better call a BLAMbulance!

[amandaevoy]

Wow these puns are pathetic, I love a well written pun but this is just sad.

[hado123]

I kind of find this.......... entertaining. But not in a good way.

[Steve8518]

*places gun in mouth*

*pulls trigger*

blam....

[ALogTV]

Ok, this is just depressing. Bring back Darkwing Duck; or at least rerun it!

[franktrapani]

.... seriously how low can disney go?

[dunsaynuthin]

hows that rug taste? blam!

[chewbacca1010]

This is the reason the youth of today are as stupid as they are.

[over18alt]

BLAM! ITS BLAM! BLAAMMMMM OHH GOD IM GOING NUMB

[Bonzibuddy4ever2]

How does that rug taste? Better than your breakfast OR IS IT BLAMFAST

This is so retarded and unnecessary that it's unintentionally hilarious

It's like something from Wondershowzen

[miicrocat]

No. Just.. no. I can't even get worked up about this, my childhood is ruined forever and I never even watched Mickey.

Well, I'm gonna go hang myself, g'bye guys.

[cruisesstar22]

disney just isnt disney anymore. they took the spirit out of "magic" and why cant they show one of the old good disney movies like snow white or something and make it more disney? disney is a discrace now :(

[ovician]

I guess its kinda funny if you mute it, right? Right?

[phatbetch333]

reading the comments is more entertaining than watching the video

[Juror8]

"Breakfast? Or is it.... BLAM-FAST" <--- Pretty sure George Bernard Shaw did this joke already. Him or Oscar Wilde, one of them.

[Civonos]

fuck the world

[michew9o]

this video is great! WHEN THE AUDIO IS OFF!

fuck all you stupid new disney people! walt disney is turning in his grave!

no wonder you guys can't make a sequel to any of the old disney movies without fucking it all up! how is it that such a huge company can't find employees with good sense and talent?

[BashirH]

this is fuckin terrible. 

[maniacaldude]

To quote the Nostalgia Critic...

"THIS! IS! IT! The worst! The ABSOLUTE worst! No story, no character, no plot... just pain! Pure concentrated pain! There has never been anything this bad in the history of badness! It should be studied! It should be analyzed! It is... PURE EVIL!!!"

Honestly, whoever thought of this needs to be haunted by Walt Disney's ghost big-time, because this is just unforgivable! Why ruin great cartoons, Disney? WHY?!!?

[xelnagahomie]

EXTERMINATUS

[PriceRight89]

Clarence Nash is turning in his grave.

[hibikino]

BLAM BLAM BLIGGITY BLAM!!!

[Sklarvv]

DISNEY WHY YOU DO THIS

[cdgunzz97]

I love Disney. I love everything about it... except Disney Channel. Disney Channel is a big disappointment. First off, the only tings that do have to do with Disney are the short cartoon snippets during commercials, and this bull crap called "Blam". This guy's voice annoys the fuck out of me and the jokes are gay (all what they do is put blam in a word. For example "BlamFeast" "Blambulence") I do love Disney (Parks, Movies,OLD Cartoons, etc.) But I absolutely hate Disney Channel. :P

[cruisesstar22]

@cdgunzz97 dude ur so right u took them words straight out of my mouth and they think all the stars can sing

[theyissofunny]

"Or is it....BLAMFAST?!"

...witty.

[Videot01]

Go to hell Blam, the 9th circle to be precise.

[TVBRobotnikReturns]

Wow. Walt Disney is spinning in his grave.

[nbmstr]

what I thought this was fake! no wonder all the dislikes, although this is pretty damn hilarious! :D

[falconhead67]

walt is rolling is his grave

[misterbizzones]

this is so fucking awful that it almost comes back around to being funny. almost.

[ZombiesOnAZeppelin]

This is BLAM horrible!

[CaptainAtMan]

Yeah Donald, how DOES that rug taste?

[bengoshia]

Hahah oh wow really?

[MetalVikingGreg]

"Hey guys, how are gonna let the young kids get into old Disney cartoons?"

"LET'S USE RADICAL X-TREME COMMENTARY!"

"SOMEBODY GIVE THAT GUY A RAISE!"

[JeonardShadby505]

How about we just show a Disney executive just defecating in an original nitrate print of Steamboat Willie and just save us the trouble?

[SSJ4TOM]

It's Disney meets Ctrl+Alt+Del

[Apollomasque]

A commercial for the Sega Genesis called, they want their narrator back.

[FigmentJedi]

55 Hannah Montana fans liked this video

[Dubblecast]

BLAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM

[AFirmKickInThePants]

I'd like to put a firecracker in the ideators' asses and then make a "Blam" episode about it. "Hey kids, let's see that exploding ass again! BLAM!"

[N3XUS6]

Why dont they just shit on Walts grave already and get it over with!

[desicasyndicat]

@N3XUS6 I would if I could.

[Reelbigearth]

Blamfest? I severly need a shower after that o3O

[IWasAPepper]

This is so stupid it's funny

[ZeroCorpse]

So Disney is now aiming programming at ADHD kids?

[HaMacKnight]

Okay at first I didn't want to like it... but just like Snakes on a Plane and The Room, It was so bad I loved it. I mean this stuff is so fucking retarded that it becomes hilarious.

Just try using Blam in random and everyday situations and you'll see what I mean.

[spase667]

Is this real? Seriously?

[AoifeyxX]

This is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen.

[Gondile]

what

[clecktown]

This... this is just awful.

[hatman13]

This is officially worse than the holocaust

[fastbreak333]

@hatman13 Dude, Godwin's Law. Please don't compare a horrible 30-second short to the deaths of millions of Jews tortured under Nazi rule, even as a joke.

[Kyruis]

@fastbreak333

I'm sorry; did you say Jews? Jews alone?

I'd call you racist for your jewcentrism if I were ignorant as most.*

It's estimated that less that half of people "holocausted" were Jewish. Thanks for being ignorant. I think you'll find that's insanely more offensive than what he said.

It's a good job you don't live on the European continent or you'd theoretically be in for a bashing by their version of the SS.

*Semite and Jew are two different things.

[TheHelldragon]

@hatman13 "Looks like Anne Frank could use some QUIET TIME! Those Nazis are movin' on up, Annie, whatcha gonna do when they run while on you? B-B-B-B-B-BLAM! Hope your like your girls hot, fellas, because after this oven trip, Anne Frank's gonna be SMOKIN'! BLAM"

[badmanners411]

Truly awful

[atreyus1mama]

Having just visited a giant stadium, mostly out of curiosity, I can safely say this video was made to keep new humans addicted to dumbed-down sports programming. Talk about brainwashing. Blam! is a brand. It's "cementing" it in your head. Don't you just wanna go buy some Blam! now? And for this, our tax dollars built a private stadium, but local schools and libraries are shut down. We have little place to go but revolt or get kicked off this planet. Ah, good times...

[whickewhack]

Walt Disney is spinning in his grave.

[TheNKON]

What a delicious serving of BLLAAAMcakes!

[D3N1L3]

BLAM IN YOUR FACE!

[TwoBitColorPencil]

Well, dammit Disney. And I thought that it couldn't get more XTREME.... how was I wrong.

[Homepie]

If anything, the slow-mo sections really help you see the subtleties in the animation

[alienisuntverus]

Do they seriously think that kids today are so dumb that they need commentary on the cartoons to explain what's going on? The cartoon was fine without the pseudo intellectual moron ruining all the jokes. If your kids can't understand slapstick humor, I'm afraid they failed and your better off giving up on them because they have no hope.

[VJDxp]

Another reason to stick with Looney Tunes.

Hey, Disney, leave our shit alone!

[misterbizzones]

I refuse to believe this is real. I refuse to believe that an audience exists for this.

[Xenophol]

ALL MY RAGE AND ALL MY HATRED

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[chromal]

An "improvement." Like drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa. Someone better get sacked over this...

[gnomit]

Blamfast? kill this with fire.

[PrecisionDerision]

Did he just call Donald Duck a carpet muncher?

Fuck you in the face with a sandpaper dick, Disney.

[catrinxenobia]

are they serious? im scared

[Negativepositiv]

Once again, Disney tries to remain relevant and fails hopelessly. "CHECK IT! LOOK HOW XX-TREME WE ARE! B-LAMMM!"

[1upclock]

Oh hey, the world's biggest douche.

[mrdandy]

Ah, now I get it. Donald was not cooking breakfast properly, and he suffered injury and humiliation as a result. The lock-on target really helped me to notice where things went wrong.

[ghostcakes]

AND IF I REFUSE?

[tylerdurden3891]

I've gotta say, I'm loving the "Idiocracy" references in the comments section. The way the narrator talks in this video even sounds like the guy who says "Next on the violence channel, it's all new 'Ow my balls!!'".

[R0b0rkle]

BLAMFEST!!!! LOOL!!!!!!! SO GODDAMN TERRIBLE

[NickBoettcher]

This sounds and looks like something from family guy where their parody stupid shit like this.

[420fury]

this is whats fucking wrong with kids now days...look at what they watch =( well that and not getting that ass beat like we all did as kids

[hyrulemusic]

Fucking horrible.  Not just unfunny, but anger-inducing.

[Duffytoler]

Should be called RAGE!

Because that's how I feel after watching it.

[DoughPlanet]

One of the most repellent atrocities I've seen... well... ever.

Bad enough in concept, but in practice... I'm just lost for words. That fucking voice is so annoying that it makes me want to seek out a few Disney CEO's and deliver intense justice with my fists.

[bassguitarfreek]

Stay tuned for more BLAM! followed by back to back episodes of OW MY BALLS! Brought to you by Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator

[SoStar4]

@bassguitarfreek and buttfuckers

[elecray7k]

I guess Disney assumes that kids are so dumb that they need cartoons explained to them?

[Collagenre]

wat

[dawb751]

i miss the old DC, toon disney, nick and cartoon network :'(.

[badjer1785]

wtf disney blam you!!

[Zorch1337]

Motherfucker.

[eviscero]

This is retarded.

[Interlink98]

Walt is rolling in his grave right now.

[crackorjackzors]

It's the only way people are going to watch some of the classics these days :[

[pewpewlasergunz]

this is a fucking tragedy

[srah23]

Dear Disney: suck a fat cock. This is disgusting and depressing.

[usernamessuck58]

@srah23 I think that telling Disney to suck a cock is also disgusting. But I can tell where you're coming from. This is aweful.

[nyxxxx]

That's how Nikes were invented.