Strange Love: Married to the Eiffel Tower

[LADjsim]

i wonder if she's ever been raped by the brooklyn bridge...

[livinthegoodlife105]

Honestly, good for her for being open about her sexuality. Saw her on the Tyra show and it really opened my eyes to Objectum Sexuality. Now I don't feel the need to make fun of something I'm too ignorant to try to understand.

[KeetWeet]

all i can say is well...they let homosexuals get married now so what's the diff she can't have proper sex & produce a baby & niether can they...so is she really crazy no more than others in this CRAZY world it takes ALL kinds to make this world go around =/

[KeetWeet]

@KeetWeet oh yeah isn't a "dildo" an object as well but i bet you would find a woman (or man in these nasty days) will call her crazy but will keep using it smh...=/

[trodsy]

lock her up. FUCK!

[livinthegoodlife105]

@trodsy Why? She's not hurting anyone. Lock up the rapists and the pedophiles. Leave her alone.

[gisellequeenbee13]

It's not the eiffel tower...

[BMeister22]

I wouldn't want to touch that piece because we know where it's been.

[GhostWritersDragon]

It's scary to allow yourself to imagine how she "makes love" to that piece of bridge...

[livinthegoodlife105]

@GhostWritersDragon Um...people use inanimate objects to make love all the time. Ever heard of a vibrator? Dildo?

[GhostWritersDragon]

@livinthegoodlife105 But she's holding a piece of metal! I doubt she uses a dildo...since she has fallen in love with an object. An object doesn't penetrate like a man does.

[livinthegoodlife105]

@GhostWritersDragon Mm I beg to differ on that one ;)

[GhostWritersDragon]

@livinthegoodlife105 I'm cool with that... :)

[jenshu7]

So... how does she actually make love with that piece...? It's pretty big.

[distorbia20]

Is clear this woman is not well. How can someone keep a straight face while talking to her lool

[itsamandaN]

SO FUCKING WEIRD

[mrrtyrell19991]

omg thought a big dick eifel tower would penetrate and kill her little stupid ass.

(like if you agree) that is crazy

[Pereyrametal19]

I just hope that piece of the bridge wasn't structurally relevant.

[yallways]

I'm gonna go there and wait til she's around... then I'll start humping the bridge yelling "Who's ya daddy? Who's ya daddy?!" and see if she breaks up with the tower for cheating on her.

[BatALash]

People jump off that bridge all the time. How romantic!

[smashingpumification]

WTTTTTFFFFFFF

[disluxia]

fuckin slut

[beautifulhelena11]

Listen Erika..I've been talking to the bridge. I have news for you: SHE'S A WOMAN. She told me through "telepathy" too...she said she wanted me to ask you to please stop touching her because she's already married to this guy who lives in Paris. He's a tower, made of iron like she is. But keep messing with her husband & it pisses her off to no end. She told me you're a crazy person who thinks you're married to her husband. I'd be careful next time you try to you know..mess around with either.

[Gibbertini]

She cheated on the Eiffel Tower!

What a whore!

[velev]

this is the girl who loves the berlin wall!

[fatalnightmare22]

Forever alone

[transientsmile]

isn't this the same woman who likes fences? What a whore D:

[Alk6239]

Also, how many times do you think the authorities have turned up thinking she will try and commit suicide.

[Alk6239]

I am on that weird part of you tube again.

[Unihuahua]

Hmm, what if it turns out to be a female bridge...

[MakoRuu]

foreveralone.jpg

[were2cuteforu]

Okay so Two things.... 1. She isnt in love with the Eiffel Tower, she just has it tattooed on her chest! and 2. WTF has this world gone to?...

[Elyzater]

anyone imagined the bridge collapse when she mentioned she took a piece of him?

[Elyzater]

This cheating lil bastard loves fences, not bridges!. Polyamorous whore!

[6441007]

I honestly think she is an attention whore.

[whisperingdragon33]

That bridge always creeped me out since so many have died jumping off of it.

[Mileyfanforeal]

When your Forever Alone for far too long.

[MagikGimp]

"...are the Berlin Wall."

[jaivomi]

I watched a doc about these people, including Erica. The majority of them were abused as children. I think they love objects as it feels safer. They can't be hurt or rejected. Its not their fault.

[Xanthotoxin]

I am a woman and this is a bridge. And that is the ocean. And that is water. And theres a cliff. This is a coat. I am married to a structure

[XDjXspeeddemonX]

i didnt know bridges could love

[jamesvfx]

forever alone...

[xyoshi]

I am so wtf right now.

[MeriGil1]

¡Por que a ella SÍ le gustan grandes!

[ThatJewfroGuy]

"Her most famous ones these days are the Berlin wall..." *Shows the Eiffel Tower*

[dyrkfurio]

I call BS. 

[Bradbssargdons]

"...and the golden gate bridge is very much in love with me" HAHHAAH priceless

[Canti0]

@epk1942 Dude I think you should check the definition of "sarcastic".

[SouljiaboyBLOWS]

She's cheating on the Eiffel Tower with the stupid golden gate bridge?! What a whore.

[djamotube]

What would happen if saw another objective sexual making out with the bridge? Would they have it out?

[MrsChikaaTalula]

S:

[rsheldon86]

When are they gonna legalize object marriage? Objects have rights too, man!

[groovinupslowly]

golden gate bridge= o.0

[01hassall]

strange looking tower...

[Yoshi7210]

ಠ_ಠ

[zfurnish]

The golden gate thinks ur weird and wants it's dick back

[ymarrero21]

@zfurnish when i read your comment I nearly laughed my head off that was to funny.

[NxRezeni]

Sick people :S

[kevn101]

okay this bitch is just fucking crazy... you cannot LOVE a fucking object. you may love it in the sense that it is something that means something to you like a childhood blanket or toy, but you cannot possibly fall in love with something that is not even fucking alive =\ LOL she needs to check into a mental hospital ASAP

[epiksonik]

thank you earthlings for making each day a journey into the unexpected.

[ephramtherabbit]

i live in san francisco and i'm gonna go rub my butt all over it :)

[herovn002]

WTF?MAKE LOVE WITH A TOWER?

[michael99887766]

Bet she's just a massive troll...

[anayad13]

So she's cheating on her husband, the Eiffel Tower, with the Golden Gate Bridge? Shame v.v

[livinthegoodlife105]

@anayad13 She's actually polyamorous, so she's not cheating.

[thedarkness97]

I reckon that Duaveed guy who married the Mannequin has this too. Just saying.

[HoratioSkulls]

thoe guys are looking at her like "that bitch is crazy"

[kdc43]

kooky woman!!!!

[UnderCutProductions]

And thus the journey to the weird side of YouTube has indeed began, wish me luck My endeavors will take me to dark and creepy places. peace out \,,/(-_-)\,,/

[Jamesss123456]

She's cheating on the Eiffel Tower?

[skunksr2cutep]

How does she know the gate is a boy? Could be a girl. And How the fuck would she know it lves her. It doesn't have organs or reproductive systems or cells

[redhotpearl1]

I can't decide who is crazier. People like this who love objects physically and emotionally. OR, People who can't help but eat strange crap like the lady that eats drywall or the other that eats hair. I can't figure out which is more batshit!

[stevieVantanna]

@redhotpearl1 i think these people are crazier lol

[MrMisterbister]

Hey! The golden gate is a girl!

[minarizovska]

@MrMisterbister

Then she is lezbian :D

[MrMisterbister]

@minarizovska LOL!

[meezyrcodie]

Wow. What the actual fuck?

[99hypersara99]

hey hey hey. who said the goldengate bridge is a boy??????? could be a girl

[sladesyd]

Umm...?

[AtheismCentral]

Nothing wrong with this but make lo-.... Christ.

[genxgina]

my reaction?! i cant....i thought ive heard it all...hahaha...fuck.

[MikeRoePhonicsMusic]

I'm 31 years old and what is this

[TimbobJames]

Wha--

[TheOssumPawesome]

So the golden gate bridge can get laid, but I can't.

Yeah thanks life.

[Massiveskinsfan93]

@TheOssumPawesome LMAO your comment is brilliant

[Gibbertini]

@TheOssumPawesome Do you really want to have sex with her?

[tinkan93]

ugh fucking people

[TyeNee]

0:32 "the fuck is this lady doing?"

[DevilJrocker]

Now she's in love with the Eiffel Tower, Golden Gate bridge AND the Berlin Wall? Play-hurrrr!

[STARTproductions]

Make love to that?

creepy...

[TheElectronicRevolt]

she looks really high.

[conversekidsfeet]

Has no-one else noticed that its not the Eiffel Tower but the Golden Gate bridge?

[OpeAaron]

@conversekidsfeet

The documentary is called Married to the Eiffle Tower, this is just one of the stories in the doc

[mrscupcake77]

awesome...

[littlesqueaks100]

You betch! That bridge loved me first, back off. D:<

[Mr11MUSICMAN]

Does she also use the Eiffel Tower as a personal dildo?

[SnakeHeadEdits]

So how is she supposed to umm...... have sex with it?!?!?

[Robotslovecake1]

so gay marriage is illegal, but this isn't, humans are very sad.

[ServeTheBeaver]

And yet a man can't marry another man. Just saying.

[mikedd56]

The past couple years I've tried to be less judgmental & more understanding of people & their issues b/c after all we all have issues. We cant help what turns us on either, for me I had no control over the fact that BDSM turns me on even when I was little. But this is just fuckin weird & I dont see how it could be a natural impulse, & if it was for Gods sake why would u tell people

[milascave2]

@mikedd56 thats how a lot of people feel about BDSM.

[Massiveskinsfan93]

@mikedd56 I agree. Any kind of love is beautiful, except pedophilia and this lol.

[MonkiMajyk]

this is what happens when you take too much lsd in the 60's

[jazzy8885]

sumone destroy the eiffel tower n make her a widow, lmao

[TerranceTheL33T]

so ummmmm is anyone else curious how they would get married like when it comes to the I do's how do they know the bridge is saying "I do"

[nickiandana]

:32 ahaha the people is staring at the camras:P

[blondeybaby23]

she makes love to that piece of bridge? that must hurt :\

[joeymaufakadang]

Who let her out of the kitchen?

[xOxmRsGiLlEsPiExOx]

@joeymaufakadang

Who let her out of the psych ward?*

[ihearjerusalembells]

Make sure the Golden Bridge wears a condom. You don't wanna give birth to 187,000 ton baby bridge.

[Massiveskinsfan93]

@ihearjerusalembells LMAO!

[HeadToucher]

Thats White people for ya;, the oddest creatures on the earth

[LimePink111]

Isn't this the same lady who is in love with the berlin wall??????

[rusheena]

@LimePink111 Yep and she also confessed to having a relationship with a piece of fence in her bedroom.

[goofymcflee7]

-.- When what I think influences my fingers, in the moment to write, what does not make sense to what I am writing ugh. I meant saying. I was thinking seeing. lol.

[goofymcflee7]

I do not agree with her seeing that "we" are in love...I may not understand this sexuality very well but she can't say that the bridge loves her back simply because it doesn't have feelings...or well he or she? x(

[ALMisFBR]

he?! what if it's a girl bridge.. does that make her a lesbian also?

[iMUFCi101i]

Well, we know where transformers come from now.

[XvChriisvX]

shes cheating on it with the berlin wall

[xXStrawberryxMisaXx]

... so like she can push that big giant piece of that bridge, into her vagina?! O_O''...

[MrScruffybeard]

fake and gay

[AlphaQSilly]

Wait so how many bridges has this bitch fucked? FUCKING WHORE!!!

[JakDTD]

I hope she knows how many people her boyfriend has killed.

[xiSnip3Shotx]

i hope her the best of luck, who knows maybe they"ll get a baby-bridge =)

[Drbolla345]

I know a chick who loves her dildo and calls it her second boyfriend. Is that OS?

[montezia93]

LoL.You guys see the two dudes looking at her crazy?

[FuckingPerfectx]

What if they want a child then how do they..u know...make it

[musicmixologyII]

How the hell did she took out a piece of the bridge? that's plain wrong, even if its a small piece, it is still part of the structure.

[RagingBear101]

@musicmixologyII Cops probraly gave it to her for she can leave. Or she bought it.

[giants5528]

dude i swear she's in love with like 20 things

[LostMYmind904]

Smh... This bitch right here..

[jacejai]

Can't believe she kissed the bridge. Birds have probably shate on there so many times.

[OhhCathy]

@jacejai hahaha

[tylerfranchise1]

so in some way i must have some sort of feelings for my couch since i have sex on it hahaha

[FLCLeureka7]

I just can't believe that she is having an affair with the golden gate bridge! :p she shouldn't be cheating on the Eiffel tower.

[CockysThoughts]

What a creepy, dumb bitch.

[xValiumKnightsx]

SHE SHOULDN'T BE RUBBING HER VAGINA ON BUILDINGS... Just sayin' :/

[ArielTV53]

at least it makes her happy. thats all that matters

[MylesCalebRyder]

That would be like me having sex with my partners cut off toe while she went overseas....

[gordg123]

how the fuck does she make love to a bridge????

[haaythur]

NO YOU'RE NOT BITCH IM IN LOVE WITH THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, FIND YOUR OWN BRIDGE

[meenie007]

Lmfao I love the two guys who stop and watch her, especially the one who's eating

[SableB25]

nutter bitch

[ArsenicBlackgammon]

This is outrageous and disgusting!

I mean, she's having an affair with the Golden Gate Bridge behind the eiffel towers back? disgraceful woman!

[fagtronx3]

what is this shit?!

[TheCannonFist]

Ouch!! Shagging the Golden Gate bridge - that's gotta hurt.

[SexBerryMuffin]

Gah, I love the song in the background. ;_; Reminds me of Zelda.xD I want it without her talking... x_x.

[ifuseekamy]

does she get insanely jealous when cars ride her boyfriend?

[evasly85]

@ifuseekamy loooool maybe....what about the Eiffel Tower? does she get jealous when she goes after a bridge? looool...omg im dying right now hahahhaa.

[BR9633]

so she just took a chunk out of the bridge - has she not thought that the chunk might be holding the bridge together?

[strtthshw]

Ew. Now whenever I look at the Golden Gate and drive across it I'm just gonna think of this nut. Seriously, why are they allowed to marry objects but gay people can't marry each other? Fuck this shit.

[AlexxPie]

i dont want to sound mean but how does the person know that the object is in love with them?

[NarutoRocks36]

I GUESS I can KIND of understand her being "in love" with the bridge, but when she says stuff like "and the bridge loves me too" I can't quite get my head around it. I try to keep an open mind - whatever floats your boat and all that - but most of the time I just want to scream "IT'S A BRIDGE!!!"

[luckygirl2556]

how does she make love with a bridge? im really interested to know. :P

[ppopom]

shes an object-whore

[LocoRico89]

I wonder what will happen if some guy said "Oh, um...He is really a she, she talks to me daily, we are getting married next year...I'm sorry"?

[bekhele]

she gonna do some intensive shagging with a piece of bridge?

nice!

[cutie404610]

lmao she's crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HelloImKriss]

i would laugh so hard if a guy got a boner when he is touching a guitar!

[jimmer787]

People who are pretending to understand that she loves the bridge, or the people who are commenting saying that others shouldnt call her stange etc... can you stop for a second and realize the woman is actually a complete nutter. Stop thinking you are better people by pretending to be sympathetic. assholes.

[xValiumKnightsx]

Eiffel Tower can do better...

[MrAnon135]

I honestly find this amazingly romantic. At some time we were all part of the center of a star, all matter. Every person and object has a intrinsic energy so I can see how someone would fall in love with something as elegant as the golden gate bridge. 

[emmychum2121]

i hope she washes that hunk of metal before she does anything with it..

[emmychum2121]

so if i like went up and kissed her bridge would she get jealous???

[lotusfae]

This is a self-regarding action and a person's love of an object hurts no-one. I personally can't imagine it, but I don't get why anyone should have a problem with it. More than any other relationship, you can make NO argument that this hurts anyone other than being a bit strange.

[ayesha266]

She's going to have sex with that piece of metal? OUCH.

[yogachela]

Fucking shit!

[peggysuegirl]

OMG. CRAZY WOMAN!!!!!!

[AmieMunch]

so shes going to use that peice of metal as a dildo.... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH thats all i have to say.

[quasimojo8]

she was molested as a child, and she feels like people don't love her so she loves objects because they can't hurt you :( it's kinda sad, really...

[sugartub]

im trying to be open minded but this was a complete waste of time.