10 Facts about....CHUCK NORRIS!

[BIGDTFC]

lovely leiona saw chuck norris on tv 10 months ago, She has a 1 month old child... with a beard

[catmanfu]

Chuck Norris doesn't win. He just allows you to lose.

[razorfang45]

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerkey

[StolenCoke]

@thetubeaccount dont you mean bullets are actually to scared to come out of the gun??

[MrBad1habit]

chuck norris was onces told by albert einstein that the roundhouse kick was physically impossible... his now known as stephen hawking :)

[gonzalezo21]

chuck noirrs wears pajamas made out of superman

[onsenfoudunom1]

You're funny and beautiful!

[Orbit915]

fact 11 you are sexy as hell

[legoheart13]

I DONT EVEN KNO U!!!!!!!!!!

[illegalleopard88]

chuck norris owns a unicorn farm



[thecrash666]

Here is another one:

After she made this video, she gave birth a son of Chuck Norris

[PoptartPwnage]

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a King Cobra and after 3 days of terrible pain, the cobra died.

[SiebeSniper]

Wow! You really are beautiful!

[illegalleopard88]

@SiebeSniper she didn't come on youtube to hear she's beautiful yah' creep!

[Iamatheist1234]

Chuck Norris took that bite from the apple Inc logo.

[Iamatheist1234]

Chuck Norris once imagined the most beautiful woman in his head and we now known her as "LovelyLeiona"

[Iamatheist1234]

@Iamatheist1234 I meant on earth, but wuteva, chuck's head bigger than the world anyway

[Iamatheist1234]

chuck norris knows the Victoria's secret

[yahiko001]

is it just me or can anyone else just listen to this chick talk for hours

[ghill2280]

I love your Videos!!!! this one made me feel like I I was in the barrens chat again, ;) lol Always wondered where ppl got these saying. Keep up the great videos, I've enjoyed them.

[maynardsgaylover]

Chuck Norris can stand out in a thunderstorm and not get wet.

Chuck Norris can't fall down, gravity knows better.

[java575]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.

LovelyLeiona is so hot Chuck Norris dreams of her.

[chicanocalifas]

Jesus can walk on water

Chuck Norris can swim on land

One time Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris fought in a underground match Chuck Norris won thats why he is a live and Bruce Lee isnt

One time Cuck Norris was having sex in a 18 wheeler a little of his sperm fell in the truck we now know the 18 wheeler as Optimus Prime

Chuck Norris can ejaculate through steel

They say thers not a chin under Chuck Norris beard just another fist

[arknoah777]

chuck Norris doesn't have a watch ... because he chooses what time it is.

[demon1of1the1fall]

my fav one is "if chuck norris had a fight with jesus, chuck would win coz jesus might be able to walk on water but chuck can swim on land"

[0Kelman0]

You cant rick roll chuck norris instead he fist roll you

[maynardsgaylover]

Chuck Norris doesn't need to learn any languages. Everyone understands Chuck Norris.

[maynardsgaylover]

People search for things using Google. Google searches for things using Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris NEVER pays for anything. He IS a form of currency.

[goldenrod666]

chuck norris cannot kill. . .he can only PWN.

[vlonp]

what about bruce lee, he was superior to chuck after all.

[samieskittle123]

cool. Thanks for the jokes! I am making a book called "101 things about chuck norris"

[gianbaquero]

chuck norris ordered a big mac in burguer king and got one!!

[burton6195]

chuck norris kicked a cyclops between the eyes

[shadows105]

chuck norris Can!! eat only one lays potato chip

[tmacsgvs]

thats my fav one

[darkblazer0011]

chuck norris doesnt love raymond

[darkblazer0011]

chuck norris built the hospital where he was born

[uriel4377]

your gorgeous!

[StreetMagus]

The sexiest part of a woman are their eyes! Yours definately shows ;)

I like the "Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding" LOL

[jamahl]

this one might be new to you:

question: what happens if chuck norris and mr. T (B.A. Barrackus from the A-team) enter the same barroom?

answer: the barroom explodes.

explanation: chuck norris+mr.T=mc² OR limited space cannot contain unlimited energy for more than 0.000037 seconds

hope you liked it

[Terramax]

no that's a very old one jamahl

[sadeyedknight]

You´re soooo beautiful, I mean it!!!

[acidglow]

Nice tits

[LdRfilmz]

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight and the knife lost.

[medicaster]

I fell in love with your eyes :)

[pLace139]

every time u masterbate chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face.

funny vid!

(YOUR to HOT!!!)

[GenjiSX]

that is a sick basement

[caboose678]

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma

[cobenaisboy5]

lol nice

[BentoBoxBobbyTV]

My favorite quote from Chuck Norris from a Speed Stick commercial was:

"The best defense is... not to offend. ^^"

That was awesome. ^^ Such awesomeness. ^^

[BDuKe4]

my favorite is when the boogeyman check his closet for chuck norris, damn this chick is hot

[vangobg]

My fav:"The Bermuda triangle used to be the Bermuda square until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked one of the corners off"

[heliopolis07]

haha!

but i still don't understand the concept of chuck norris and the internet.

[myerskill]

chuck norris' tears cure cancer to bad he's never cried!!!

[Soulfab]

i'd hit it.

full force.

[nothingtoreport]

wow

[SHANNNER13]

oh my god she is so hot...chuck norris can touch mc hammer

[h3115r3p3ntanc3]

this person looks like someone i know... chuck norris performed a seesection by roundhouse kicking his way out of the womb

[brockley714]

Fact #1

Your Hott

[p00juiceMCgee]

1-chuck norris built the first nuke with his sperm.

2-chuck norris visited the virgin islands and when he came back they were renamed as the islands.

3-chuck norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

my favorite

[wolneymartini]

I couldn´t pay much attention to the facts, your too cute.

[iown98]

what the fuck u stupid bitch ch

uck noriss doesnt no u so it doesnt matter what u like about him he will never like u back

[neilemp]

lol i got a fact ure a fittie

[spikehead001]

once a mack truck hit chuck norris, it was a total loss

[haleyslifeforever]

Hahahah she got messed up on facts!!

[XxXxXHarukoXxXxX]

Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all time, he won the world series of poker with only a 7 of clubs a 5 of spades a Monopoly get out of jail free card and a green number 3 from Uno

[SAMSTER216]

my fav is q: how were giraffes made a: chuck norris upercuted a horse

[Slimjiss]

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

[Defaze3]

That's great.

[TehNublar]

i heard this one on general chat the other night playing wow..

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. LOL

[piratz22]

Chuck Norris has a hidden talent, its invisibility. Chuck knows the sound of one hand clapping. Every minute a baby is born, every second someone dies by Chuck. Chuck wins the Boston marathon by walking. Chuck knows an infinite amount of ways to skin a cat. Hurricane Katrina was the result of Chuck sneezing. Chucks' mothers body has been preserved, when know this to be the Statue of Liberty.

Lastly the LovelyLeiona is one of Chuck's wives he has locked in his basement.

[piratz22]

Anti-oxidants are found in Chuck Norris's blood. The quickest way to lose weight is a roundhouse kick to the stomach by Chuck Norris. The whole world revolves around Chuck. Perfume and cologne are made when Chuck farts. Chuck can multiply by zero, divide by zero and count to infinity twice. During sex women dont scream your name they scream Chuck. Jesus could walk on water, Chuck could walk on Jesus. God prays to Chuck at night. Every day is a national holiday according to Chuck.

[theslyestfox]

ha! girl i'm so busy right now i probably won't have time to do this! i'm not even going to be HOME for the next month! that doesn't mean i don't love you! :D

[odNate88]

did you know, chuck norris counted to infinity....twice, oh, and your my new favorite subscription... ;) your welcome :D

[dsl69]

y'know, Leiona... i find you very attractive :) you seein' anyone? :D

[thetubeaccount]

My fav Chuck Norris fact is Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets; bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

[LovelyLeiona]

YES!! That is a good one ahahahaha!

[spartan11810]

@LovelyLeiona (FACT) CHUCK NORRIS ear once bit mike tyson

[MrBad1habit]

@thetubeaccount lool

[seven2one]

haha yay! i love chuck norris facts!

i think my favorite is "Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise."

[LovelyLeiona]

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

LOL I love that one. I wish I could add more!

[samudra8O]

this was the coolest lol

[DimitriKarlov]

I liked, Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer; to bad he doesn't cry.

[LovelyLeiona]

AHAHa Yeah thats a good one! They are just way to funny...I thought I would make a video of them.

[Bottlesofmary]

LOL very cool. Chuck Norris always gets the bad guy!!

[LovelyLeiona]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. ahahahaha