all American fire pilots are geezers who don't hear properly; because when someone sends a message over the radio BOMB IRAQ they fire pilots bomb Afghanistan instead.
@Mikuruification Pilot 2 - ´if you ever press the button, I´m outta the fucking plane, because you´re pilot 1 only in the sense of being passenger, you see, I´m the one being in the dirver´s seat you know´.......
My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during 5.5 years by the German BND,the former GESTAPO.I recorded more than 100 videotapes which ended up in the legal system.My brother was tortured 1.5 years while several legal procedures pending.He was assassinated on July 11th 2009 because of our homepage and our book Der Totalitäre Staat.If my homepage disappears,the BND will have assassinated me as well.BND snitchers are thumbing me down
So thumbs up if you want the BND to stop torturing my parents
@nonnynay Whatever helps to to stop the German BND, the ex GESTAPO to torture and murder!
My brother Markus Bott was tortured and murdered to stop him publishing in the internet. As a result of the BND torturing my brother our hompage had been offline between 2005 and the end of 2009. Censoring the internet through torture and murder is of concern to everyone using the internet or running a homepage.
@unfad1ng Nazi Germany did not end in 1945. The same people continued to stay in power, except fot the highest ranks. The foreign ministery for example employed more ( former, if you can say so ) members of the Nazi party in the 1960s than in 1940. And today Germany uses systematic torture and murder to silence any opposition.
@wwwtotalitaerde you are being led by illusions. on another youtube channel you claim that you were tortured by the BND. Do you feel that they are watching you, following you? Perhaps time for some Seroquel. It works, take it from me
@speedcoregewalt Perhaps you should move back to your much beloved Germany instead of infiltrating other countries to further the cause of German world domination.
lmaooo@ "do u think be good idea that one of dem change dey name"......hahahaha@ 'what country is gonna want carrots even if its like a million-tons of carrots".....Lmao....I could watch Ali G. irritate and annoy people all day long in this "interviews". I mean each one always ends up with the same look of absolute DISBELIEF and SHOCK on their faces. Priceless comedy at its best!
Some of the murders by the German BND known to the public:
Uwe Barschel (politician), Jürgen Möllemann (politician), Heiner Gehring (author), Martina Pflock (political activist), Tron (internet activist), Karl Koch (political/internet activist), Bernd Seiffert (human rights activist), Kirsten Heisig (author/judge), Fritz Bauer (persecutor of the Frankfurt Auschwitz processes), Markus Bott (human rights activist).
Google the names and check out my channel and homepage.
@Macca1969 Sacha said that he goes in with a smart looking guy who's the producer, and the famous people assume that's the interviewier, and Ali G is just the guy who carries the equipment, but then Ali G sits down and starts interviewing them.
@Macca1969 He lies and books them saying it's an educational program for youth and his character is to help him relate to the youth audience. No fooling it's true.
@Macca1969 I saw an interview of Sacha Baron Cohen on Conan saying how gets them, basically he makes himself sound so stupid that they feel bad for him and do the interviews anyways. That was how he described it :P
Dam!!! a fucking nazist take´s the incomprehensive logic, lies and anything he can to only not realize that jews are a common people and if there is a jew who he thinks is inteligent and coment about it before learning he is a jew then he would say that he is not really jew or even stop thinking what he was thinking about that man!!! lol nazists are the most stupid persons in the world becuse he lies to himself too!!! Dam that´s the most stupid thing to do!!!!
I realize this is a spoof (I think). Even so, Ali G.'s sayings, expressions, and sad attempt at comedy are annoying to say the least. The irony is that Baker DID invade Iran in 1980, he just got to stay home & watch as his government supplied Saddam Hussein with intelligence, weapons, and mass sums of cash under the guise of "agricultural credits." I didn't know Ronald Reagan was such an avid farmer.
@ArabAmerican79 This is an Ali G comedy clip. We come here to watch, laugh and comment on his antics. Not listen to the pontificating of someone whose read some wikipedia articles. Save your political debates for your tutorial sessions at the community college.
@MerryGoFuckYourself : I'll admit, I didn't thoroughly understand Ali G.'s style (hence the implied confusion in the beginning of my previous comment). Without the least bit of sarcasm, the irony in your reference to Wikipedia is that I often say the same thing. Anyway, my comment was not intended to offend anyone. I'm just an anti-war activist who perhaps clicked one-too-many Noam Chomsky "related video" links. :D
@ArabAmerican79 What I always found funny on the Ali G show was the interviewees' responses. I think Cohen, who plays Ali G, is half Persian, so, he may have known the irony in his question, the joke is kind of in Baker's straight-faced denial. I especially like the "How does you make countries do stuff you want?'"
@BatmanbinSuperman12 everyone knows where his father is from it says in his wikipedia his mother is not from oman shes from iran she an iranian jew you idiot go look her up
This guy is horrible. He's not funny. Reminds me of Howard Stern show and the idiot famous people who show up on it. One trick pony of really uninspired "humor".
LOL the US was lookin for Iran , thats why they invaded Iraq in 2002. DUmb americns, thy stil dont knw the diference..Am sure in 2011 thy will invade iran..>>
@zobielamouche1 i hate jews .. but sacha baron cohen .. i have to bow to him .. hes the best comedian on this planet ! because his comedy is the most intelligent !
@Nationalist1912 SHUT THE FUCK UP. and tell your little friend bmaniggyjunior the same. You guys need a life. People watch this to laugh, not to argue
Typical YouTube I scroll down and there's the most pointless argument happening between two nerds who need some fresh air and female contact.....I will not reply to replies....
@gerudgutierrez wow right, i tried to read there comments but only got about 5 lines in an realized they are prob educated more by youtube then by anything else, sad
@Notasheep187 pointless? not at all. Dumb? Yes they are, I agree. Any argument filled with insults and hate is dumb. But to say the argument is pointless is to imply it's a lie or without base of which it is with both. By the way, I don't know if you're even talking about my posts or not. But fresh air and female contact make up the majority of my day.
The irony here is that US presidents DO mix up the names and think "it's pretty much the same country" and it doesn't matter who we invade as long as it's a muslim country...
@TheRyder89 Yea right, go take that simplistic and mediocre logic back to your high school history class. Or better yet, go to Iraq and Afghanistan and interview the villages and cities that were forced to do whatever the Taleban said without question and come back and say that. You know nothing of the war, you're just a sheltered little kid that thinks he is the smartest person around.
@Nationalist1912 Obviously I'm smarter than you. Did you know that Iraqis living conditions are even WORSE now without Saddam, thanks to good old USA. Because now they don't have a strong, effective government at all.
@TheRyder89 Obviously you're a nutter. Sadaam would whip the soccer team if they slacked off during practice. Sadaam gassed people for being of a different ethnicity. He has no love of human life. A true psycho path. Not even Hitler who had the power to kill his minorities and tell the allies to fuck off did so until AFTER the war started. I know Iraqi people and I know Afghani people, they are happy that America is involved, the mission however has carried on for too long,that is the problem.
@Nationalist1912 And I've heard experts saying that under Saddam's control, they were doing better. " I know Iraqi people and I know Afghani people, they are happy that America is involved"? Really? Then how come Iraqis celebrated when the last US compat troops left?
@TheRyder89 I don't know who these so called experts are who you are claiming but the fact is that today you can find experts and intellectuals saying everything from red is green to the sky is the grass if you follow me. The point is, speak to some people over there and find out for yourself. Speak to Afghan or Iraqi immigrants in your country, the ones who just came and get their interpretation of the invasion. Trust me, Sadaam was not liberator or hero. He was a criminal with no heart.
@Nationalist1912 Dont worry about this guy ryder...to say the iraqis liked saddam...he is a sheltered little kid and what he said is such an insult that saddam was good...hes a piece of shit
@gerudgutierrez I don't get what he bases his opinions on. He watched a couple of Illuminati videos on youtube and probably thinks he is unique and has more knowledge than others. There is a video of thousands of people rallying and taking down a statue of Saddam when the USA intervened. The man gassed people for no reason and above all, he offered no political enlightenment. He has no theory, no cause, no anything. He was just a criminal trying to take a hold of oil.
@Nationalist1912 Thats right man,hes probably some conspiracy theorist..and like you said i also really dont understand where he got his thoughts from....hes pretty insane.
@Nationalist1912 Wait are you a fan of hitler? Hitler was also a sick man wtf is wrong with you...hitler was racist not only towards jewish people btw....he also hated slavic people...nazis are almost just as bad as saddam...but i can agree saddam was worse.
@gerudgutierrez Hitler is my hero, if you don't like him then that is your opinion. I personally admire Hitler like I admire no other man who ever existed. Did Hitler commit evil things? He sure did, was he the only one? Far from it. Hitler was an angel compared to the other superpowers of the time. He is my idol and I suggest you listen to Hitler's speeches and read about his rise to power and as Fuhrer. I used to say the same things as you about Hitler.
@Nationalist1912 The reason I dont like hitler is because of things like putting jews in ovens and hating slavic people for the stupidest reasons....Im not a fan of jews either really but I would never throw one into a fucking oven or put them in camps...the only thing good about hitler is he could have been atheist lol.
@gerudgutierrez Jews were not put in ovens. Some Jews, among many other people were put in concentration camps like in every other super state in the world. However, there was not a system to kill Jews as the allies would have you believe. Look into the facts. You can't take pictures of dead bodies as fact of a systematic extermination plan. Those bodies can belong to any nationality as they did. As for Hitler, he was culturally Catholic and he did believe in God as he expressed it many time.
@Nationalist1912 Yeah maybe he was catholic as i said he could have been...and what you said about the turkish guy LOL Im not racist towards turks but i dont like gypsies a gypsy to me is a stealer and just because you want him out doesnt mean you can kill him...I do not like hitler and Russia made good work of him and his soldiers
@gerudgutierrez Actually it took the world to make work of his soldiers. Hitler's army which was less than 1/5th the size of the allied army carried their own like nobody ever thought they could. It took the world to stop him and rightfully so because no on nation was as great as Nazi Germany. Secondly, I never said kill him but you do have the right to remove him from your home and the way you feel about gypsies is the way I feel about all colored people whatever they are.
@Nationalist1912 wow what an asshole you are...you dont like someone because they are colored...you must not like slavs either? or are you some confused neo nazi who doesnt realize hitler hated slavic people?
@gerudgutierrez Why am I an asshole? Because I believe my race is better than others? Well of course I do, why wouldn't I? First of all, it's my race and secondly, history proves it true. I don't hate someone because they are colored, I would never hire a white man over a colored one if the colored guy is better for the job. But as a whole, the white race is better, healthier, etc. As for Slavs, I do hate them actually, again not any Slavs but as a group history shows them to be a little drab.
@Nationalist1912 I understand what you mean about history...the worst race you could look at that way would be blacks...i mean they a dirt poor in africa and then they come here and bring there ghetto garbage over here...but then you look at the ku klux klan and that shows you a bit about aryans....as for slavic people I really dont understand and thats a huge reason i dont like nazis....im not stupid...i know a lot of colored people act dumb...but other then blacks there equal to whites i guess
@gerudgutierrez Yes a group of 5,000 rednecks show a lot about the white race of hundreds of millions across the world. The white race is dominant in mental and physical abilities, that is a given. As for Slavs, history has shown them to be dull and unhealthy mentally and socially. They create bleak societies and bleak thoughts and actions. There is a clear difference between Slavic civilization and Aryan civilization. It's not coincidence that the best Slavs are the ones mixed with Aryans.
@Nationalist1912 HAHAH man I cant say your that slavs make societies like blacks do...At least your not some stupid ass slavic neo nazi wannabe....but if you look at places like Russia they dont have a black society type country...it doesnt make sense lol....but I see your not some redneck KKK type and i respect that....im just so sick of neo nazis and confused fuckers like that...I still dont support hitler but hes sure better then these fucks
@gerudgutierrez Neo Nazis are just the way the media can exploit the good name of national socialism. They portray these rednecks insulting people and missing teeth and it creates the feeling of embarrassment to sound anything like them, ie. to speak of white pride. It's a clever tactic but it doesn't work on everyone. I never said Slavs make black societies, the Russians were the first in space and their science and culture is great, I said they make bleak societies. Look up bleak.
@Nationalist1912 HAHAHA im so sorry about mixing bleak and black....wow that was funny...I thought maybe you were foreign lol but you say they are cold and feelingless is that what you mean? well if they are heartless to stupid people they deserve it...
@Nationalist1912 Oh,and you do understand your far from a true american....american ideals go way beyond yours...do you think your a patriot of the USA?
@gerudgutierrez What is a true America, thisplace is a materialistic and liberal melting pot, a real American can be anyone from a Black villager to a British royalist.
@Nationalist1912 No I mean like true american ideals...which no nazi can say that he is a patriot or something like that...we warred against hitler you know....and i actually talked to an atheist israeli who considers himself jewish but not a follower of judaism...so if hitler hated followers of judaism I dont find much problem in that at all....I just dont see him hating slavs and some other ideals I dont agree with such as the aryan race is the best and the force he had on his people.
@gerudgutierrez He hated people who identified as Jews, especially international financiers and profiteers. I personally think Slavs are just as superior as Aryans mentally but not socially. Slavs don't have the same zest for human values would be one way to describe it. That is the only thing that causes them to be inferior to Aryan people. As for force, Hitler did not really practice any hard force on his own people, Germans were allowed to leave Germany and vacation outside of Germany.
@Nationalist1912 Well I definately dont agree about slavs compared to aryans but i never knew that hitler let his people leave germany....maybe hes not as bad as I thought but I still can say I agree with him at all.
@gerudgutierrez no only were they allowed to leave, but Hitler ordered companies in Germany to pay for their employees for two weeks of vacation every year. He also gave birth to the concept of over time meaning making extra money if one is to stay at work for more than 8 hours. He was also the only leader to help Jews create Israel so they would leave Europe. He is not anything like you thought, the media demonizes him. Hitler was a hero.
@Nationalist1912 Yeah it sounds good to me..but i truthfully dont know everything from the past and im not going to guess...if I dont know it I dont know..I think the concentration camps are bad though...if he hated the jews he definately should have just had them all executed...but I learned some things about hitler lol but I definately disagree on some things.
@gerudgutierrez suit yourself, Hitler was a hero, you have no right to disagree with anything he did. Everything he did that was bad he provoked to the point of blind rage, everything else he did was heaven sent. If someone slaps you 100 times, you will not keep ignoring him. If you light someone on fire, you can't blame another guy for trying to light you on fire. The more you learn about Hitler, the more you will understand what I just said to you. I was like you once, it's sad.
@Nationalist1912 For one I am an atheist so nothing came from heaven...but lets just say I thought hitler was worse but he still should have dropped the torture and went to executing.
@gerudgutierrez You're messed up dude. Hitler did not torture anyone. You have no idea who Hitler was, you have no idea what National Socialism is, I feel bad for you. Do some research on Hitler because what you think of him is embarrassing and wrong. Take off the shackles of western propaganda dude, it's for your own good.
@gerudgutierrez Well go read about Hitler then, he is the most famous man to ever live. Reduce the time you spend on dumb things that won't interest you like MTV and take some time to spend reading about Hitler or Germany around his time.
@Nationalist1912 fuck "arayans" arayn doesnt even mean white. lmao and slavs? superior to who? maybe nazis lmfaoo. but not anyone else. black pride nigggas
@bmaniggyjunior I would consider Slavs superior to everyone except Aryan whites. As for black pride, what pride? Pride in what? What can you guys be proud about? 50 Cent? Ja Rule? Tupac? What have you people contributed to the world? Any technology? Any revolution? Any philosophy? Any culture or art? The little blacks have contributed to the world have all be negative and disgusting like rap. What type of people would create a music endorsing drugs, killing and raping?
@Nationalist1912 dawg u jus listed a bunch of americans who arent in ther own lifestyle. ther living as americans.in the white mans world black people were kings and had great civilzations in africa til yall fucked it up. and ur an idiot.bout black white and mexcian.white ppl try to put themselves into ten differnt groups.yal white yal white.. das it. whtie people ruined the world so what pride can you have? every major problem in the world is caused by white people..
@bmaniggyjunior Which of your civilizations did we mess up that was so great? Because I never heard of a great Black civilization, in fact, the only monuments in Africa are Roman monuments lol. White people do for their own, which means they do for their homes. As a country, our leaders naturally do for their own more than others. You people on the other hand fail to rise for your own people and then blame others for it. People will capitalize on your weakness. You have done the same at various
You can tell he could not think of something witty to say when he stumbled with the carrot statement, lawls!
nhlalwenhlezondo 1 week ago
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onlymorgana 1 week ago
@MySuckableToes oh shut upp...u typical yanks..haters!!! Iran is the best..
innoc3ntcriminal 4 weeks ago
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If i was on the ground, I'd do a rofl
XeenWoozy 1 month ago
no doubt
seankinsellasean 1 month ago
haha wow 2:25, she is NOT happy
82hky82 1 month ago 2
early trolling
SSGLeader 1 month ago
i lOVE this guy .... he's the DA MAN
f14ish 1 month ago
whats the song name?
ben01chambers 1 month ago
Money is better than carrots.
Amen
robertbowen 2 months ago
Iran used to be Persia until a bunch of fuck ups decided to troll hard
Wutwut1n1 2 months ago
What country is going to want carrots lol
tfrisbee3 3 months ago
ROFL!
all American fire pilots are geezers who don't hear properly; because when someone sends a message over the radio BOMB IRAQ they fire pilots bomb Afghanistan instead.
ya3ammer7amny 4 months ago
he takes everything seriously... CARROTS!!!
hempefi 4 months ago
END MALE CIRCUMCISION YO!
gingowitch 4 months ago
so good!! Inin'it....
samhellsup 4 months ago
Radio operator= BOMB IRA-
Pilot 1= Fuck it lets bomb em both.....
Mikuruification 4 months ago
@Mikuruification Pilot 2 - ´if you ever press the button, I´m outta the fucking plane, because you´re pilot 1 only in the sense of being passenger, you see, I´m the one being in the dirver´s seat you know´.......
mzedong001 4 months ago
DJ KEEMSTAR your such a fake ass bitch.
DroppingTheDeuce 4 months ago
1:00 Bush did that lol
O0oSorousho0O 4 months ago
you made my day again Ali hahaha
youngarmenian 4 months ago
We never invaded Iran ! That was hilarious !
MrFaisoly 5 months ago
man.. who just offended bugs bunny here..deep trouble man..
MrOldestPerson 5 months ago
i love carrots
shred2life 5 months ago
so would you ever send carrots?.........
ampedee 5 months ago
Poor James Baker
yellowlght 5 months ago
yeah
adenthegreat64 5 months ago
legend
strethy 5 months ago
My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during 5.5 years by the German BND,the former GESTAPO.I recorded more than 100 videotapes which ended up in the legal system.My brother was tortured 1.5 years while several legal procedures pending.He was assassinated on July 11th 2009 because of our homepage and our book Der Totalitäre Staat.If my homepage disappears,the BND will have assassinated me as well.BND snitchers are thumbing me down
So thumbs up if you want the BND to stop torturing my parents
wwwtotalitaerde 6 months ago
@wwwtotalitaerde Yeah nothing fucks up evil institutions like getting a high rated comment on a YouTube video of Ali G talking about carrots.
nonnynay 5 months ago 35
@nonnynay lmfao
gilboEFC 5 months ago
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@nonnynay Whatever helps to to stop the German BND, the ex GESTAPO to torture and murder!
My brother Markus Bott was tortured and murdered to stop him publishing in the internet. As a result of the BND torturing my brother our hompage had been offline between 2005 and the end of 2009. Censoring the internet through torture and murder is of concern to everyone using the internet or running a homepage.
wwwtotalitaerde 5 months ago
@wwwtotalitaerde
nazigermany ended in 1945........
and DDR ended in 1988,
theres no toalitarian state in germany now
unfad1ng 5 months ago
@unfad1ng Nazi Germany did not end in 1945. The same people continued to stay in power, except fot the highest ranks. The foreign ministery for example employed more ( former, if you can say so ) members of the Nazi party in the 1960s than in 1940. And today Germany uses systematic torture and murder to silence any opposition.
wwwtotalitaerde 5 months ago
@wwwtotalitaerde
really?
unfad1ng 5 months ago
@wwwtotalitaerde you are being led by illusions. on another youtube channel you claim that you were tortured by the BND. Do you feel that they are watching you, following you? Perhaps time for some Seroquel. It works, take it from me
speedcoregewalt 5 months ago
@speedcoregewalt Perhaps you should move back to your much beloved Germany instead of infiltrating other countries to further the cause of German world domination.
wwwtotalitaerde 4 months ago
Bush did exactly wat ali said mite happen iran or iraq
xierotron 6 months ago
lmaooo@ "do u think be good idea that one of dem change dey name"......hahahaha@ 'what country is gonna want carrots even if its like a million-tons of carrots".....Lmao....I could watch Ali G. irritate and annoy people all day long in this "interviews". I mean each one always ends up with the same look of absolute DISBELIEF and SHOCK on their faces. Priceless comedy at its best!
BowleggedBrooklyn 6 months ago
Gawd, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard...
TheNecromanticCat 6 months ago
"But what country is gonna want carrots?" .. LMAO
TheNecromanticCat 6 months ago
240p we meet again
AyePalTube 6 months ago
190 people don't like Carrots.
Colddeed 6 months ago
Carrots themselves....no...
keahende 6 months ago
5 seconds in and I literally pissed myself laughing.
Insubordinate90 6 months ago 3
The faces of those two men behind him on the escalator at the end, priceless.
graemeoliver84 6 months ago
James baker bou!
111illmatic 7 months ago
so is there any situation you would send carrots
tikitimeproductions 7 months ago
the guy doesn't say (eye)raq..
zerodc438 7 months ago
hahahahahahaha lmfao!
silentcity5892 7 months ago
i believe that the the character Cohen plays is rather smart but in his own way, Booyakasha!
GamingMad247 8 months ago
um... WTF
TheComputerMaster 8 months ago
2:24..ugliest woman ever..
slikplaya 8 months ago
Iraq...Iran...Hahaha...it's a fucking plant that does not give a fuck about people.
pimpymcdougall 8 months ago
@Hax0rPr0n you know i never knew before that TROLL actually stood for something..
dageezerboi 8 months ago
Ali G - Piss vs. Shit
CU2UK 8 months ago
Some of the murders by the German BND known to the public:
Uwe Barschel (politician), Jürgen Möllemann (politician), Heiner Gehring (author), Martina Pflock (political activist), Tron (internet activist), Karl Koch (political/internet activist), Bernd Seiffert (human rights activist), Kirsten Heisig (author/judge), Fritz Bauer (persecutor of the Frankfurt Auschwitz processes), Markus Bott (human rights activist).
Google the names and check out my channel and homepage.
wwwtotalitaerde 9 months ago
international relations ain't just about havin a Bangladeshi cousin? I thought that was what it was all about
TheSeeker008 9 months ago
Sounds retarded but they shuld change theyr name tok me some time to hear difrent
BrangMeda 9 months ago
How does he get these interviews? lol
Macca1969 9 months ago 104
@Macca1969 he sends them carrots
DazzyProductionsDP 9 months ago
@Macca1969 money
MrAcnesucks 4 months ago
@Macca1969 Because hes awesome ;)
MrStijn500 2 months ago
@Macca1969 Sacha said that he goes in with a smart looking guy who's the producer, and the famous people assume that's the interviewier, and Ali G is just the guy who carries the equipment, but then Ali G sits down and starts interviewing them.
HBO/Channel 4 arrange the interviews.
RevZman 2 months ago
@Macca1969 In most of interviews, they bring in someone else until the last interview.
hazdude222 2 months ago
@Macca1969 - He has been big in the UK for a long time and works for the BBC, which is the largest news organization in the world.
BayviewFinch 2 months ago
@Macca1969 He lies and books them saying it's an educational program for youth and his character is to help him relate to the youth audience. No fooling it's true.
CrazyMunky84 2 months ago
@Macca1969 I saw an interview of Sacha Baron Cohen on Conan saying how gets them, basically he makes himself sound so stupid that they feel bad for him and do the interviews anyways. That was how he described it :P
Sanmarachella 1 month ago
Dam!!! a fucking nazist take´s the incomprehensive logic, lies and anything he can to only not realize that jews are a common people and if there is a jew who he thinks is inteligent and coment about it before learning he is a jew then he would say that he is not really jew or even stop thinking what he was thinking about that man!!! lol nazists are the most stupid persons in the world becuse he lies to himself too!!! Dam that´s the most stupid thing to do!!!!
MrAlten2004 9 months ago
LMAO 2:24 evil eye!!
Metamorphisize 9 months ago
"Carrots themselves? No."
raminlol 9 months ago
That 'carrots' bit was ridiculously funny. Could see it coming a mile off, but it was still hilarious.
comanchio1976 9 months ago
@saberbazer Troll harder.
preemptivestrike20 10 months ago
I realize this is a spoof (I think). Even so, Ali G.'s sayings, expressions, and sad attempt at comedy are annoying to say the least. The irony is that Baker DID invade Iran in 1980, he just got to stay home & watch as his government supplied Saddam Hussein with intelligence, weapons, and mass sums of cash under the guise of "agricultural credits." I didn't know Ronald Reagan was such an avid farmer.
ArabAmerican79 10 months ago
@ArabAmerican79 This is an Ali G comedy clip. We come here to watch, laugh and comment on his antics. Not listen to the pontificating of someone whose read some wikipedia articles. Save your political debates for your tutorial sessions at the community college.
MerryGoFuckYourself 10 months ago
@MerryGoFuckYourself : I'll admit, I didn't thoroughly understand Ali G.'s style (hence the implied confusion in the beginning of my previous comment). Without the least bit of sarcasm, the irony in your reference to Wikipedia is that I often say the same thing. Anyway, my comment was not intended to offend anyone. I'm just an anti-war activist who perhaps clicked one-too-many Noam Chomsky "related video" links. :D
ArabAmerican79 10 months ago
@ArabAmerican79 What I always found funny on the Ali G show was the interviewees' responses. I think Cohen, who plays Ali G, is half Persian, so, he may have known the irony in his question, the joke is kind of in Baker's straight-faced denial. I especially like the "How does you make countries do stuff you want?'"
meatyminx 10 months ago
"Ezzee naw"
Spoofudge 10 months ago
aint ali g half iranian himself?
borneo215 10 months ago
@borneo215 Sascha Cohen is from Oman.
BatmanbinSuperman12 10 months ago
@BatmanbinSuperman12 no he aint hes half iranian lol who the fukk told you hes from oman hwahawhwahwahwahaahaaa man you are funny hwaahwawhwahhaa
borneo215 10 months ago
@borneo215 He is from Muscat Oman not Iran.
BatmanbinSuperman12 10 months ago
@borneo215 He is from Muscat Oman not Iran. And his father is Welsh
BatmanbinSuperman12 10 months ago
@BatmanbinSuperman12 everyone knows where his father is from it says in his wikipedia his mother is not from oman shes from iran she an iranian jew you idiot go look her up
borneo215 10 months ago
@borneo215 oh wow wikipedia. i read a bio of him it says his mother is Jewish he is either from Oman or he is Persian.
BatmanbinSuperman12 10 months ago
Cohen's a fucking genius with HUGE stainless steel balls
SovietUnity 10 months ago 3
i guess for a short time we had presence of troops in southern iraq mean blowing everything up in army codes
MultiTheQueen 10 months ago
Best part, the face of the woman at 2:22 hahahahahaha
acooca123 10 months ago
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Anti-Qur'an Strategy of the Bible Project Wheeler-Dealers
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ABP53 10 months ago
booooh!
TheEXpothead 10 months ago
1:14
FUCKING LIAR!! Thats not the way America does business. Its basically you listen to us or
1)Invasion
2)Coup
3)Sanctions
Carrots and sticks my ass.
krunkaintdead69 11 months ago 7
@krunkaintdead69 those would be "sticks"
neddomac 10 months ago
LOOOL look at their faces amazed at the pose of ali g 03:05 to 03:08 they are like wtf
rochedoxxx 11 months ago 3
This guy is horrible. He's not funny. Reminds me of Howard Stern show and the idiot famous people who show up on it. One trick pony of really uninspired "humor".
MISTERASMODEUS 11 months ago
@MISTERASMODEUS People like you never use the words "in my opinion". If you don't find him funny, go watch someone you DO find funny instead.
swanboy2 11 months ago
what is that song?
NALAX31 11 months ago
@NALAX31
Dillinja - Twist em out
hemansx 10 months ago
that woman wanted to burn him with her eyes lol
MrTyronePimp 11 months ago
XD
Saytahne666 11 months ago
HHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Fixdal 1 year ago
I'm Bangladeshi!
sadathusain 1 year ago
LOL the US was lookin for Iran , thats why they invaded Iraq in 2002. DUmb americns, thy stil dont knw the diference..Am sure in 2011 thy will invade iran..>>
Falisia11 1 year ago
@Falisia11 They invaded Iraq in 2003 and Afghanista in 2001.
redshoekid12 1 year ago
Yep, James Baker. Real scumbag. Up there with Doctor "death" Kissinger. I'm sure Mr Baker will get his nobel peace prize soon.
louislingg69 1 year ago
carrots
ray321123 1 year ago
HAHAHHAHAHAAAH I WAS EATING WHEN HE SAID THIS AT 1:00 HAHAHAHA I ALMOST DIED!
2pacisgoDIamOJ 1 year ago 2
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taylorzero1985 1 year ago
"International relations , aint just about havin' a Bangladeshi cousin" ROFL ~~!!!
lazymuthafukka 1 year ago 217
But if somebody says on the radio, bomb Iraq... And the other guy understand, bomb Iran...
adnannasser96 1 year ago
Bomb Iran...Iraq.
adnannasser96 1 year ago
he''s so typical jewish and thats no compliment.
zobielamouche1 1 year ago
@zobielamouche1 i hate jews .. but sacha baron cohen .. i have to bow to him .. hes the best comedian on this planet ! because his comedy is the most intelligent !
chabi3000 1 year ago
@chabi3000
Stop spreading religious hatred here, antisemitism is so 20th century, perhaps join us to year 2011?
Thastorcyclone 1 year ago
@chabi3000
so u hate jews, but then u like his humor?, wtf...
quisqueyatv 1 year ago
hmmmmmmm
idaxkalnyhta 1 year ago
she is from Finland :)
kookoss1 1 year ago
that sniffer freek woman lookin Ali G like go fuck off hahah:DDD<3
kookoss1 1 year ago
fullll respect haha:DD come to Finland theywill put u some hospital i think:DDDDD i give hole respect to youu Ali G :P hahaha<3
kookoss1 1 year ago
1.57 - the silence is golden
sangyedorje 1 year ago
I love the way that dirty old woman gave Ali G such a dirty look and he don't give a fuck lol
pele17 1 year ago
THIS GUY ALI G IS A ZIONIST JEW SPOKEMAN FRAUD.
AntiusHerois 1 year ago
@AntiusHerois Ali G is a CHARACTER, you ass muppet.
HalalKafir 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........FISHER IS CRAP! JAHJAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
victorhv23 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 SHUT THE FUCK UP. and tell your little friend bmaniggyjunior the same. You guys need a life. People watch this to laugh, not to argue
patriciofersure 1 year ago
........SO WOULD YOU EVER SEND CARROTS? HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA.
fultrust 1 year ago 168
@fultrust LOOOOOL
UnifiedPerfection 5 months ago
........SO WOULD EVER SEND CARROTS? HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA.
fultrust 1 year ago
What is even the point of this video? You must be a retard to not know the difference between IraN and IraQ.
JigareTehroon 1 year ago
Typical YouTube I scroll down and there's the most pointless argument happening between two nerds who need some fresh air and female contact.....I will not reply to replies....
Notasheep187 1 year ago
@Notasheep187 HAAHAH im not a nerd shit head...and its not a pointless argument hes talked to me soooo
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez wow right, i tried to read there comments but only got about 5 lines in an realized they are prob educated more by youtube then by anything else, sad
xxchaos4lifexx 1 year ago
@xxchaos4lifexx ok?.........
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@Notasheep187 pointless? not at all. Dumb? Yes they are, I agree. Any argument filled with insults and hate is dumb. But to say the argument is pointless is to imply it's a lie or without base of which it is with both. By the way, I don't know if you're even talking about my posts or not. But fresh air and female contact make up the majority of my day.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Notasheep187 LOL, hahahaha, so true
williambrodie 1 year ago
type in "Scaring my dad so bad!!" its actually hilarious i just found it
turtledomination 1 year ago
Bangladeshi cousin? Lol Im from there
Urbanfire123 1 year ago
you want someone whos flashy innit?
cemjimrocks 1 year ago
The irony here is that US presidents DO mix up the names and think "it's pretty much the same country" and it doesn't matter who we invade as long as it's a muslim country...
TheRyder89 1 year ago 19
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@TheRyder89 muslims are evil
mikapromotesobesity 1 year ago
@TheRyder89 Yea right, go take that simplistic and mediocre logic back to your high school history class. Or better yet, go to Iraq and Afghanistan and interview the villages and cities that were forced to do whatever the Taleban said without question and come back and say that. You know nothing of the war, you're just a sheltered little kid that thinks he is the smartest person around.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 Obviously I'm smarter than you. Did you know that Iraqis living conditions are even WORSE now without Saddam, thanks to good old USA. Because now they don't have a strong, effective government at all.
TheRyder89 1 year ago
@TheRyder89 Obviously you're a nutter. Sadaam would whip the soccer team if they slacked off during practice. Sadaam gassed people for being of a different ethnicity. He has no love of human life. A true psycho path. Not even Hitler who had the power to kill his minorities and tell the allies to fuck off did so until AFTER the war started. I know Iraqi people and I know Afghani people, they are happy that America is involved, the mission however has carried on for too long,that is the problem.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 And I've heard experts saying that under Saddam's control, they were doing better. " I know Iraqi people and I know Afghani people, they are happy that America is involved"? Really? Then how come Iraqis celebrated when the last US compat troops left?
TheRyder89 1 year ago
@TheRyder89 I don't know who these so called experts are who you are claiming but the fact is that today you can find experts and intellectuals saying everything from red is green to the sky is the grass if you follow me. The point is, speak to some people over there and find out for yourself. Speak to Afghan or Iraqi immigrants in your country, the ones who just came and get their interpretation of the invasion. Trust me, Sadaam was not liberator or hero. He was a criminal with no heart.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 Dont worry about this guy ryder...to say the iraqis liked saddam...he is a sheltered little kid and what he said is such an insult that saddam was good...hes a piece of shit
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez I don't get what he bases his opinions on. He watched a couple of Illuminati videos on youtube and probably thinks he is unique and has more knowledge than others. There is a video of thousands of people rallying and taking down a statue of Saddam when the USA intervened. The man gassed people for no reason and above all, he offered no political enlightenment. He has no theory, no cause, no anything. He was just a criminal trying to take a hold of oil.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 Thats right man,hes probably some conspiracy theorist..and like you said i also really dont understand where he got his thoughts from....hes pretty insane.
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 Wait are you a fan of hitler? Hitler was also a sick man wtf is wrong with you...hitler was racist not only towards jewish people btw....he also hated slavic people...nazis are almost just as bad as saddam...but i can agree saddam was worse.
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez Hitler is my hero, if you don't like him then that is your opinion. I personally admire Hitler like I admire no other man who ever existed. Did Hitler commit evil things? He sure did, was he the only one? Far from it. Hitler was an angel compared to the other superpowers of the time. He is my idol and I suggest you listen to Hitler's speeches and read about his rise to power and as Fuhrer. I used to say the same things as you about Hitler.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 The reason I dont like hitler is because of things like putting jews in ovens and hating slavic people for the stupidest reasons....Im not a fan of jews either really but I would never throw one into a fucking oven or put them in camps...the only thing good about hitler is he could have been atheist lol.
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez Jews were not put in ovens. Some Jews, among many other people were put in concentration camps like in every other super state in the world. However, there was not a system to kill Jews as the allies would have you believe. Look into the facts. You can't take pictures of dead bodies as fact of a systematic extermination plan. Those bodies can belong to any nationality as they did. As for Hitler, he was culturally Catholic and he did believe in God as he expressed it many time.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 Yeah maybe he was catholic as i said he could have been...and what you said about the turkish guy LOL Im not racist towards turks but i dont like gypsies a gypsy to me is a stealer and just because you want him out doesnt mean you can kill him...I do not like hitler and Russia made good work of him and his soldiers
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez Actually it took the world to make work of his soldiers. Hitler's army which was less than 1/5th the size of the allied army carried their own like nobody ever thought they could. It took the world to stop him and rightfully so because no on nation was as great as Nazi Germany. Secondly, I never said kill him but you do have the right to remove him from your home and the way you feel about gypsies is the way I feel about all colored people whatever they are.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 wow what an asshole you are...you dont like someone because they are colored...you must not like slavs either? or are you some confused neo nazi who doesnt realize hitler hated slavic people?
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez Why am I an asshole? Because I believe my race is better than others? Well of course I do, why wouldn't I? First of all, it's my race and secondly, history proves it true. I don't hate someone because they are colored, I would never hire a white man over a colored one if the colored guy is better for the job. But as a whole, the white race is better, healthier, etc. As for Slavs, I do hate them actually, again not any Slavs but as a group history shows them to be a little drab.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 I understand what you mean about history...the worst race you could look at that way would be blacks...i mean they a dirt poor in africa and then they come here and bring there ghetto garbage over here...but then you look at the ku klux klan and that shows you a bit about aryans....as for slavic people I really dont understand and thats a huge reason i dont like nazis....im not stupid...i know a lot of colored people act dumb...but other then blacks there equal to whites i guess
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez Yes a group of 5,000 rednecks show a lot about the white race of hundreds of millions across the world. The white race is dominant in mental and physical abilities, that is a given. As for Slavs, history has shown them to be dull and unhealthy mentally and socially. They create bleak societies and bleak thoughts and actions. There is a clear difference between Slavic civilization and Aryan civilization. It's not coincidence that the best Slavs are the ones mixed with Aryans.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 HAHAH man I cant say your that slavs make societies like blacks do...At least your not some stupid ass slavic neo nazi wannabe....but if you look at places like Russia they dont have a black society type country...it doesnt make sense lol....but I see your not some redneck KKK type and i respect that....im just so sick of neo nazis and confused fuckers like that...I still dont support hitler but hes sure better then these fucks
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez Neo Nazis are just the way the media can exploit the good name of national socialism. They portray these rednecks insulting people and missing teeth and it creates the feeling of embarrassment to sound anything like them, ie. to speak of white pride. It's a clever tactic but it doesn't work on everyone. I never said Slavs make black societies, the Russians were the first in space and their science and culture is great, I said they make bleak societies. Look up bleak.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 HAHAHA im so sorry about mixing bleak and black....wow that was funny...I thought maybe you were foreign lol but you say they are cold and feelingless is that what you mean? well if they are heartless to stupid people they deserve it...
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 Oh,and you do understand your far from a true american....american ideals go way beyond yours...do you think your a patriot of the USA?
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez What is a true America, thisplace is a materialistic and liberal melting pot, a real American can be anyone from a Black villager to a British royalist.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 No I mean like true american ideals...which no nazi can say that he is a patriot or something like that...we warred against hitler you know....and i actually talked to an atheist israeli who considers himself jewish but not a follower of judaism...so if hitler hated followers of judaism I dont find much problem in that at all....I just dont see him hating slavs and some other ideals I dont agree with such as the aryan race is the best and the force he had on his people.
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez He hated people who identified as Jews, especially international financiers and profiteers. I personally think Slavs are just as superior as Aryans mentally but not socially. Slavs don't have the same zest for human values would be one way to describe it. That is the only thing that causes them to be inferior to Aryan people. As for force, Hitler did not really practice any hard force on his own people, Germans were allowed to leave Germany and vacation outside of Germany.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 Well I definately dont agree about slavs compared to aryans but i never knew that hitler let his people leave germany....maybe hes not as bad as I thought but I still can say I agree with him at all.
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez no only were they allowed to leave, but Hitler ordered companies in Germany to pay for their employees for two weeks of vacation every year. He also gave birth to the concept of over time meaning making extra money if one is to stay at work for more than 8 hours. He was also the only leader to help Jews create Israel so they would leave Europe. He is not anything like you thought, the media demonizes him. Hitler was a hero.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 Yeah it sounds good to me..but i truthfully dont know everything from the past and im not going to guess...if I dont know it I dont know..I think the concentration camps are bad though...if he hated the jews he definately should have just had them all executed...but I learned some things about hitler lol but I definately disagree on some things.
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez suit yourself, Hitler was a hero, you have no right to disagree with anything he did. Everything he did that was bad he provoked to the point of blind rage, everything else he did was heaven sent. If someone slaps you 100 times, you will not keep ignoring him. If you light someone on fire, you can't blame another guy for trying to light you on fire. The more you learn about Hitler, the more you will understand what I just said to you. I was like you once, it's sad.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 For one I am an atheist so nothing came from heaven...but lets just say I thought hitler was worse but he still should have dropped the torture and went to executing.
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez You're messed up dude. Hitler did not torture anyone. You have no idea who Hitler was, you have no idea what National Socialism is, I feel bad for you. Do some research on Hitler because what you think of him is embarrassing and wrong. Take off the shackles of western propaganda dude, it's for your own good.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 DUDE! lol i wont question something i really dont know
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez Well go read about Hitler then, he is the most famous man to ever live. Reduce the time you spend on dumb things that won't interest you like MTV and take some time to spend reading about Hitler or Germany around his time.
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 HAHA man I dont watch MTV thats for fucking retards....LOL I usually watch videos on youtube about stuff idk but I dont watch MTV
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 fuck "arayans" arayn doesnt even mean white. lmao and slavs? superior to who? maybe nazis lmfaoo. but not anyone else. black pride nigggas
bmaniggyjunior 1 year ago
@bmaniggyjunior I would consider Slavs superior to everyone except Aryan whites. As for black pride, what pride? Pride in what? What can you guys be proud about? 50 Cent? Ja Rule? Tupac? What have you people contributed to the world? Any technology? Any revolution? Any philosophy? Any culture or art? The little blacks have contributed to the world have all be negative and disgusting like rap. What type of people would create a music endorsing drugs, killing and raping?
Nationalist1912 1 year ago
@Nationalist1912 dawg u jus listed a bunch of americans who arent in ther own lifestyle. ther living as americans.in the white mans world black people were kings and had great civilzations in africa til yall fucked it up. and ur an idiot.bout black white and mexcian.white ppl try to put themselves into ten differnt groups.yal white yal white.. das it. whtie people ruined the world so what pride can you have? every major problem in the world is caused by white people..
bmaniggyjunior 1 year ago
@bmaniggyjunior Which of your civilizations did we mess up that was so great? Because I never heard of a great Black civilization, in fact, the only monuments in Africa are Roman monuments lol. White people do for their own, which means they do for their homes. As a country, our leaders naturally do for their own more than others. You people on the other hand fail to rise for your own people and then blame others for it. People will capitalize on your weakness. You have done the same at various
Nationalist1912 1 year ago