Pick up line contest winners

[noahnynja88]

THE MOST PEOPLE TEEBOWINNG SIMUTANEOUSLY!!! XD

[sarahbobarah1771]

Most people planking simultaneously :p

[bananas379]

Hey did you wake up this morning? OH MY GOD ME TOO WE'RE TOTALLY MEANT TO BE!

[Natthan22]

I think there's something wrong with my phone.

Cause it doesn't have your number in it. ;)

[DrNinjaAssasin]

@blah0206 lol I love that

[laur1813laur]

0:53

[ClassicStarfish]

Josh, can you make hard-boiled eggs?

If you can, you are officially the man of my dreams.

[theamazingrenabop]

wait.... i got one josh can use....

"It's ALMOST like i have two legs ;)"

.......creeeeepppyyyy!

[ahphmhnh]

press 6 then 7

"You like wood?"

[ahphmhnh]

You could try and brake the world record for how many cans of tinned tomatoes you can open in a minute.

[mabbeman]

aye! why the h8? i kick ass in halo, and my social life rocks! why the ignorance man?

[laughlovelaila77]

@sk8forlife782 isn't that from a vlogbrothers video?

[sk8forlife782]

if i were an enzyme i would be DNA Helicase so i could unzip your genes

[MrCribot]

Press 5 then 6

or 4 then 3 LOLOLOL

[SKaur7298]

i love his faces!!!!!

[IAMA1337NINJA]

Pause and press 6.

[HeartBronkenAngel]

pause at 0:55 ....your welcome;)

[Binton7]

My initials are BP ironic

[Whyalltehtrollin]

DAMNIT!!!! I have the best one. How bout you and I get together and exchange genitals.

[apledex]

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't bother screaming, no one can hear you.

[arabgirl123100]

i love the auddiedivine one

[Krystaelll]

It's 75%.... Water makes up 75% percent of your body.

[RiotTor]

I like your boobs, will you go to prom with me?

[austins830]

@RiotTor Yourfavoritemartian!

[RiotTor]

@austins830 ;)

[austins830]

@RiotTor Youtube win.

[awesomemike27]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poems, nice tits.

[Beatlesfan1225]

hahaha the van was amazing.

[thedramageek1307]

"i have a gun, get in the van." the only one i thought was great(:(:(:

[KewlKat143]

My favorite was "roses are red violets are blue I got a gun, get in the van"

[Kuroii39728]

The most weird yet cool faces. :) 

[ZehnterMuharam]

Did you fart? cuz you blew me away! <-- not my own tho just sayyin...

[superduperhappyvids]

roses are red violets are VIOLET FOR GOD SAKE THEY ARENT BLUE

[superduperhappyvids]

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you but the roses are wlting the violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty and so is you head

[iLurrvDinosaursRawr]

>>

I LIVE IN TEXAS/

maaan..

i could have met you .

[Jgchubbyspud]

lol pause and press 437 and it looks like hes sneezing

[sk8forlife782]

Man - Fat Penguin !

Woman - WHAT?

Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

[MrSoDiesel]

@sk8forlife782 lol yea. have you seen hallpass? that one from there was funny.

guy: hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

girl: idk how much?

guy: enough to break the ice, hi im...(fill in your name) lmao

[daviddet]

@MrSoDiesel a better one is this:

guy: hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

girl: let me guess, enough to break the ic-

guy: adult male polar bears can weigh between 700 and 1500 pounds on average. hi, my name's (insert name here).

[gambitsgirl100]

TEXAS!!! :) 

[JackRussell111]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

Get back in the kitchen

And make me a sandwich

[billielouu]

I. LOVE. YOUR. EYES<3

[bigblackclock10]

Roses are red, rings are gold, get on your knees and do what your told.

[whoshify]

oooh sunkissed....

[GracieManonla]

I love mormon pickup lines ^ ^

[auntieaddie2006]

In every video of yours I see at least one comment about your eyes. HAHA.

[cami123bc]

THE STARS AT NIGHT R BIG AN BRIGHT

*clapclapclapclap*

DEEP IN THE HART OF TEXAS!!!!!!!!

[ColorPaintSketch]

It's funny because contrary to popular belief, pickup lines actually DO work. Not in the intended way, but usually they're really funny and it gets a guy and a girl talking.

[ganabieberfan]

i love the line we should hang out sometime

[Chessmanexe]

roses are red, violets are blue, i'll f*ck you with a rake.

[daniel171095]

@Chessmanexe hey thats inappropriate! i dont think josh' mum will appreciate that kinda language

[411tiggergirl411]

@Chessmanexe shanedawson has taught u well

[KingKaioken]

The germans could have easily won WW2 with those bombs.

[ripscout103109]

you're eyes look neon!! they're SO beautiful. :)

[blah0206]

okay so, this one isn't original.. but my ex used it on me. this totally corny, cliche pickup line is what made me fall for him... ya ready?? drumroll please..........

"Do you have a bandaid? Cuz I scraped my knee when I fell for you."

Lol, swear to god it got me. We were together for two years after that and are still great friends :)

[blah0206]

his face when he said get in the van LMFAO, his smile just faded. bahahahahaa i think i just had a miniature stroke hahahaha

[akualtekefan]

AWKWARD TURTLE!!!

[MixiipopGirl]

i definitely attempted the turtle, yes it was awkward haha.

[jonaslove951]

THUMBS UP IF U STARTED GIGGLING WHEN HE SAID THE PICKUP LINE AT 0:50... cause i did <3

[jonaslove951]

0:46 face sexeeeeee!!!

[rpcguy]

Pause The video.

Press 5

Enjoy.

:)

[Jgchubbyspud]

@rpcguy 4 is funnier

[torislovelylife]

I don't get the teeth one!?!? Help?

[rpcguy]

@torislovelylife its just really weird that someone can take out their teeth. or that he is indicating that he has dentures

[Vokloko]

hold 5 XD

[cooolieo16]

@RayoLove1996 you dont have to watch his videos to know about the bp oil spill ..... it was on the NEWS EVERYWHERE and everyone was talking about it

[theonlymrskimi]

i want your shirt where can i get one lol

[Washingtonian6]

@RayoLove1996 bp is an oil company

[sheepishlyLizzy]

I got the Halo line, and I play video games maybe once or twice a year :P yay for friends whose social lives do not extend beyond xbox and PS3 , I never get to hang out with them though :(

[xspringxrainx]

1:17 KINDA MADE ME LAUGH XD

[SuperHamsterlover101]

if u had twelve roses and looked in the mirror ud be looking at 13 of the most beutiful things in the world

[RayoLove1996]

i dont get the wining pick up line can som1 explain it to me 

[CaseyyMayy21]

@RayoLove1996 Congratulations. You managed to not watch the news from April to September of 2010.

(:

[RayoLove1996]

@CaseyyMayy21 well i just started watching his videos u dont have 2 b so mean :'(

[iluvlost09]

@CaseyyMayy21 LOL

[LeikaBelly]

@RayoLove1996 You have got to be kidding me..

[hummel89]

the bo one is awesome :D

[lisaloomer]

Haha. "Congratulations. Your life probably extends beyond Xbox Live..."

[straydrummer925]

everyone knows tpain doesnt sing

[danielandkaeley12]

lol watch danielandkaeley12 plz

[xICriSiS]

One for Josh: I have 2 legs.

[xICriSiS]

Are you a chicken farmer? cuz you sure know how to raise cocks!

[asianmuffin9]

Your eyesssss

[kyburtonentertainer]

Romeo and Juliet!!! HA! The way you delivered that made it really funny.

[vickzter]

God, you are so amazing

[oliviarosehasgottoes]

Dam! I'm too late!! Wah wah wah! Still love ya Josh-y

[Nenny69]

I didn't get the winner... maybe it's because I'm from Germany. Weird Americans xD

[Invisodude]

most white ppl in one area....wait...thats the congress nvm

HAHAHA jkjk that wasnt funny how about longest kum bai ya chain evah

[Ultimaxification]

Try the largest group to herd cattle. I mean anybody who is from Texas knows how to do that right?

[USER1046]

0:56 :D

[cheetahgirl291]

Cool hey wait wat? Hello plz call me!! :( please!

[mokonalubsvic]

personally i like the roses are red, violets are blue one best.. made me laugh so hard hahaa. genius.

[super2rofl]

If beauty would be time, then you would be eternity

[tahanoman1212]

What's the last one

[ganggagangsta]

I don't get the last one

[mokonalubsvic]

@ganggagangsta BP.. you know.. oil spill...

[SnowQueen97]

I find alot of pick up lines pedoish :S lmao

[ZobiProductions]

Awkward turtle!!! :D I know it's too late to say but the awkward turtle one I would just love

[siloo101]

my pants lets go there =D

[Pinkitoes53]

you should do how many people you can get to stand in a big circle and do the down by the banks song haha remember doing that every day when i was little.

[Megzrocksyoursocks]

I do wanna be....sundguist.

[TilaTequila73]

excuse me, my penis just died, may i bury it in your ass?

[thestainisgone485]

can i put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets?

[deanddanae]

You should open a P.O. box! Then i could send you the copy of my book and you could sign it :)

[elliottharbo]

press 5

[gnc869187]

i know this is crazy but i just came back from the future, if we don't go out tonight then we don't fall in love and if we don't fall in love then our son doesn't exist in the future... to save the world(you have to be all out of breath like you were running for your life...to add emphasis and make it sound all the more important)

[huuhuui]

hah, press 5 creeepy :D

[Mexican10190]

Have the world record for most people at a one legged man motivation speech

[theadamscotty]

press 2 like a million times in a row.

then laugh.

[Airidas1028]

0:19- 0.22 Who would ever try that?.. But still it's HILARIOUS.

[TwentyInchBurial]

you are not grace mary, but you're full of grace

[thefamous333]

*With apple in hand* Ey girl, if yo vagina was this apple, could i take a bite? *Bites apple*

[nirvana613]

Hey baby.I just shit my pants.Can I get in yours ?

[BRADvsBR4D]

Holy shit...MY INITIALS ARE BP...totally using that XD

[LittoBUbbo]

@BRADvsBR4D i dont get the BP thing 0..0 

[Welocy]

@LittoBUbbo BP = British Petroleum. aka the oil company which "flooded" the gulf with oil

[LittoBUbbo]

@Welocy lol thanks.. wow that pick up line was so nasty xp

[tennisbeast723]

ha my last boyfriend got me for saying :wanna play titanic, when i say iceburg, you go down" from the shane dawson pick up line video

[Intothemoooon]

Someone actually walked up to my friend once (on the street! I was there!) and said this: "Do you work for AT&T? Cuz you're raising MY bar."

This was a while ago, so it was currently relevant. And totally WTF worthy.

[AceFrolic720]

@PenisButtification hey ... read your comment ... and right back at ya :D

[MrMetsfan5]

Roses are Red Violets are blue(happily) I have a gun get in my van(really fast)!

[Brian567899]

My initials are BP... XD

[lovepaloma1]

@IamDannyE i know that was HYSTERICAL!!

[DiscipleoftheBlueBox]

Ok, the Halo one is my favorite -- it's just so geeky ^_^

[xin00sarah]

I know this might get extremely annoying but you have very pretty eyes.

[iNanamii]

0:54

Epiceyes *_*

[iloveenyc334]

hahaha i love ur face at 0:46 lol

[B1gHe4d]

i LMAO @ 0:20

[brightside1231]

YOUR EYES ARE AMAZING!!

[dinosaurr16]

I know milk does the body good but dayummm how much have you been drinking?! :)

[IamDannyE]

roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van LOLOLOLOL!!!

[awshumsauceness]

@ninaelle thanks, I just had a bunch of hand warmers at the time so I was like what the heck, let's give it a shot lol

[cronullasharks13]

YOU SHOULD USE 'I ACTUALLY HAVE 2 LEGS ;) ' LOL

[martiniuturtlini]

how about the world record of the most people jumping on one leg wearing fake mustaches and eating dairy-based products simultaneously for the longest duration at your next conference; you'll have a advantage at jumping, i know you had the conference already so what did you actually do

[DonutandNoOne]

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van. XD

I laughed my ass off...not literally...but you know what I mean.

[LeftofWrong]

I like the "Roses are red, violets are blue... I have a gun, get in the van."

[TheShjo]

you are sexy dude

[VmLefty]

Does this cloth smell like chloroform?

[keelythinkyusexy]

When I'm in the shower I like to close my eyes and pretend I'm washing your body instead of mine.

Your skin is so beautiful, can I rip it off and wear it?

[awshumsauceness]

"Hey I lost my hand warmers, can I squeeze your hands?"

[awshumsauceness]

"Hey my hands are cold, can i hold yours?"

[ninaelle2003]

@awshumsauceness aww i like this one!

[awshumsauceness]

"Hey my hands are cold, can i use yours?"

[TheJoTubes]

I am jelous for the peope that have met you !!!

[MLVideoRemixML]

Your eyes look blood shot. I like that. Oh yes i want to be sun kiss! You are funny!

[ezj134]

"im the underwear bomber, so take off my pants" ezj134

[LeftofWrong]

Hooooly crap. Are your eyes seriously that color?

[awshumsauceness]

OMG!!!!!!!!! This is really late and it's not really a pick up line but i gots sumthin funny "It's not my fault i fell for you, you pushed me." i also have some funny break up lines instead. "When i'm with you i lose a couple of pounds, maybe it's cause you bore the sh*t out of me. Lets break up." I don't really remember the other 3 i'll have to ask my friend. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RaNdOm DaNcInG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMaddieshea]

Wooo Texas is the best!!!:)

I live in Texas if couldn't tell by my pride:D

[smilygirlhappy23]

you are freaking hilarious!!!

[greatbarrierreefgirl]

ahahahh ur face when u say do you want to be sunkissed is GREAT!

[iRawrJenny]

Here's another one :

Aren't you tired?

'Cause you've been running in my head all day.

[scorpionwoman34]

@iRawrJenny thats not original

[JoEjOnAsIsHoT2596]

AWKWARD TURTLE

[slipknotizawesomeful]

ur teeth r SOOOOOOOO WHITE!!!!!!! O.O

[mesuhlikemusic]

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

[Crazy70Eddy]

@mesuhlikemusic wild n out right there lol

[HisTiffyBear]

0:18 - 0:22my fave lol

[1insertusername1]

@HisTiffyBear haha mine too!