The Ultimate Grilled Meat Restaurant! Orin's Hell Eatery! with English Sub v1.00

[darkninjaabc]

Actually, it does seem to make sense of their huge bill...

-Suika's sake, which is, alot.

-Marisa's hormone

-Celestial Torturefest Performance

-Moriya Shrine's food

-SDM Food

-Cirno...?

-Yukari and Ran's...

-Yuyuko, just Yuyuko's

In fact, I think Orin threw in a huge discount.

[AnimeInsanity99]

What is touhou? A game, anime or manga? I've heard about it but I don't know for sure -.-(

[harushi31]

@AnimeInsanity99 A Bullet-hell shooting game. You can look it up for more info

[OtakuBurgerHERO]

i woud eat at that resturant!!! XDDDDD

[mendaliv]

1:38: Am I the only person thinking "Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do?" After all, it's the Highest Judge of Paradise, Shikeiki Yamaxanadu!

[kmrs8]

i've never played the game but is this touho

[SonicGale]

Actually she melted, also, if you look carefully in the scene where Tenshi gets blasted, you'll notice a figure falling in the backround when Iku poses.

[Bowarcher]

Next time, Yuyuko is paying for her own damn food.

[ilovecoffeev]

not the best place for vegatarians,i guess

[JadeEmbodient]

1:12

RUMIA ATE CIRNO!!!!! :O

[Bobownzall1]

@JadeEmbodient

no, she melted >.>...

[SonicGale]

@JadeEmbodient Wrong numbskull, CIrno melted due to hells intense flames

[Choclatemilkyway123]

1:02 who else thought of yuki the the mecha melody of haruhi suzumiyah

[K66GunsoFN]

R.I.P Cirno... If only you had divided by 2 D.:

[GamerUnending]

I don't wanna become a main course!.............Okuu get away from me with the giant hedge clippers.

[PudPudMiku]

Rin! Somebody is on the phone!!

[cholagurl14]

is it weird tht im vegan and i like this song.?

[ScandinaviansAreCool]

I find this video easey to masturbate to

[CastlePokemetroid]

@ScandinaviansAreCool Well, it features a bunch of lolis.

If you don't know what that is, google is your friend.

[ScandinaviansAreCool]

@CastlePokemetroid I know what loli is and im a big fan of it!

[gumbattleaxninja]

were going to die ... max



[NintenHedgehog]

1:01 isn't that from Kero9Destiny o.o

@siverfanweedo they're both awesome o3o

[KrisMaria97]

i love this song soo much, i found myself humming it in class...should i be worried???

[siverfanweedo]

1:08 LOLZ at letty 

[maychanx31]

I love this song! It's so catchy! Rin Rin Ri-Rin Rin Rin Ri-Rin! ^_~

[lilashley888]

@puppychicvocaloid Dont worry, I heard it too....But if i quit, what about the hetalia withdrawl symptoms....Such as; Randomly shouting pasta, Randomly shouting doitsu, singing the ending song at random, singing a character's theme song at random, drawing hetalia, or dreaming/daydreaming of hetalia. What will i do then?

[Blackstar2475]

a place where i can drink sake and as much niku as i want (with no poison please) is my dream place :3

[BakaofLulz]

wait, if rin carts away corpses, and if thats the secret meat...

ew...

[ELITEHAMSTER123]

TONIGHT! WE DINE IN HELL!!!

...

Yes Rin, the usual seats please...

[Aivilo326111]

Tohou =w=

[chongjunxiang3002]

I see a people stand on something in 0:22

[overwhelming12]

Oh man, Cirno died....LOL

[MegaSegawa]

@overwhelming12 Cirno can't die, she is an eternal baka xD

[DominoHarvard]

- Zombie Fairies are impossible to dodge

- Run-up to 6th Boss is too Hard

So true!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who feel that way T_T

[That0neTro11]

For some reason, I think this is inspired by Painis Cupcake.

If not, he probably eats here.

[LuckyStarAlice13]

The business is suspended, because the manner of dressing is troublesome? What?

[TasikeTheNinja]

O-O "You dont have that much? Then its time to remove some meat to restock!" OMG.

[Fruitloopsbr]

Neko,... Mimi!!! XD

[PatrickT22]

1:36 Whatever the hell Utsuho's tool is for, I don't want to even imagine D:

[kiki902143]

-eating a roasted peach and drinking ice water- ....What's with the look? o_o;;

[chichi3099]

i just noticed how much i sound like kanako;

im a girl -_-U

[ArwingAce48]

Obviously a touhou joke, I don't fucking understand. ;_;

[jwebb232]

aww, her restaurant got closed down D: poor Rin ...

[Elenkeon]

I like that: "Zombie fairies are impossible to dodge." I'll keep that in mind when the zombie apocalypse comes.

[DerpyNZ]

Try and listen to this playing TF2.

[DeathsBestBitch]

so fucking spaztastical as a cloud unicorn jizzing in it's overalls!

[woahsia2]

0:55 my meat.. D:

[blazikenify]

Tell me, how would one turn a non existent item into a slab?

[blazikenify]

What website did you find these videos on? Was it Newgrounds?

[JadeEmbodient]

@blazikenify

its a website called niconicodouga basically a japanese youtube u need an account to watch videos

[blazikenify]

@JadeEmbodient I went there...but...I can't read barely any of it. So I had no clue what I was doing.

[JadeEmbodient]

@blazikenify

do u have google chrome it has auto translate

[blazikenify]

@JadeEmbodient I don't trust any online trnaslator because they are 90% innacurate. And I hate Google Chrome.

[JadeEmbodient]

@blazikenify

oh ok i understand

[blazikenify]

@JadeEmbodient Unless you have a link to the english form of the place, I guess it can't be helped.

[TheSonicblur]

@1:30 I'm such a pervert cuz ran is naked

[LizzieBorden9898]

Sweeney Todd? ಠ _ ಠ

[braverocks99]

@LizzieBorden9898 Sweeney Todd :D

[LizzieBorden9898]

@braverocks99 BEST MOVIE/MUSICAL EVER!!!!

[InkHeartPaw]

Why isn't this song longer! ლ(ಠAಠლ)

[mastercat2012]

Whats iosys is it like vocaloid or utau

[DancingDruidStudio]

@mastercat2012

No, its a Remix Circle (like a band that remixes stuff) and they do mostly Touhou songs. You should go check out touhou, its more popular than vocaloid on ze best part of ze internets :D

[CheeeenYakumo]

"Zombie Fairies are impossible to dodge"

lol What?...

[Dimentio63]

@CheeeenYakumo you mean the ones from Cage's album Depart From Me? O_o

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[Zellig]

What do you think her food tastes like guys?

[Iemanonymous1]

@Zellig HUMAN SUFFERING!

\ξ・∀・）/

[Zellig]

@Iemanonymous1 Nice troll face Beatrix.

[DeniedGrox]

Who else paused at 1:22 and saw Suwako's hat?

[ChicksRuleAnime]

I watched this over and over just to hear them say CHEERS and it sound like PASTAA!! To much Hetalia. I agree with puppychicvocaloid

[zelda3002]

...Does anyone else just watch this over and over to hear Kanako say FESTIVAL?

[feckadoodlethe2nd]

1:39 STOP RIGHT CRIMINAL SCUM!

[shaamat00]

is true orin is too hard for a fith boss

[RyanA136]

Manner of dress troublesome? If anything, the manner of dress attracts costumers.

[ZerodragonSP]

@dumbass6380 Thx, strating to piss myself off for forgeting.

[kiki902143]

O,O They toasted Tenshi!!!!

[ThePwnKage]

@kiki902143 Hmmm....I wonder if she tastes like peaches...

[kiki902143]

@ThePwnKage -noms on Tenshi- :T Yep.

[Kinjasla]

"zombie fairies are impossible to dodge." I lol'd hard at that.

[ZerodragonSP]

GRAHHHHH!

Why can't I remember what game this is from!

Can someone plz remind me?

[dumbass6380]

@ZerodragonSP well, not enuf Touhou

go get some

[PatrickT22]

1:37 I don't want to imagine what Utsuho has those for...

[Tal3s0fSymphoniaFAN]

uhh i mean my fav part was when u press 5 0.0

[Tal3s0fSymphoniaFAN]

my fav part was 0:52 O:

[Tal3s0fSymphoniaFAN]

my fav part was 0:50

[o0Cheator0o]

@leafyxcrowy4eva

Just die, the heartful nekoromancer will take you to hell.

[scarletrhubarb]

@o0Cheator0o ohhh so cute! nekoromancer!

[Hothit05]

1:22 Didn't she melt just 13 seconds ago?

[YoYoKirby1]

DAMN YOU ZOMBIE FAIRYS

[lonewolfsinger2k]

hey as long as your treating i'm in. :-P . loves this vid. total win.

[leafyxcrowy4eva]

I would pay 1,000,000 yen to see Orin.

...maybe.

[siverfanweedo]

there was a day i loved voaliod rin

but this day i live kitty hell touhou rin

[LaughingPickleProd]

I was about to say it MUST be bad if Cirno likes it, but if Suwako and Nitori like it, it MUST be good!

[LuigiHourPowerHour]

woah, full cast of touhou 11 here

[tracker113]

who else thought of 300 when watching this?

[MissSweetMuffin]

@puppychicvocaloid VODKAAAAAAAAAA!

[subaerofreeman]

all it takes is some flour and Furbreeze spray to remove the foul smell form meat

[BBsgalore]

9 Orin's just got Komachi'd

[ultimadragon88]

letty alert at 1:08

[Eyedol829]

I'm so tempted to say it...but that's Chen's thing

[BDMC96]

This sounds like an opening to some anime.

[vocaloid524]

...i think the meat is vocaloid rin kagamine.......wtf

[msh11201996]

@teisukone6 it doesn't take a cirno to find that out.

[Morgoth814]

cirno hit the dislike button

[siverfanweedo]

XD epci song listen 900000000000000000000000000000 time :)

[o0Cheator0o]

I loved the "Zombie fairies are impossible to dodge" on the paper.

[kirbyfire888]

I was singing this song at school. My friend said "Hey, that song sounds really awesome! What's it about? I want to listen to it!"

Then I said it was about meat.

"You do know I am a vegetarian, right?"

[MikuZhatsune]

a miku song is near the video I LOVE TOUHOU AND MIKU

[mokana713]

@MikuZhatsune

really?

[yihanglee]

the word meat in romanji is NIKu,which is similat to NI (2) and KYU(9) together

and 2(9) =18,i finally understand...

[sjcodan]

Wait. whatwasthatidontevenimeanivese­envidslikethisbutthisisjustwha­t.

[pichihime7]

I don't know who these people are... Who are they?

[MadamSilverfish]

0:54 who's that?

[ninjjaaa1]

@MadamSilverfish depends on who your talking about.

There is Suwako- blonde with the hat

Kanako- blue haired one

Koishi- gray haired one

or Sanae- green haired one.

[ThePwnKage]

@MadamSilverfish

Kanako Yasaka

[MadamSilverfish]

@ThePwnKage thnx i've been wondering eho that was since I saw her in Cirno's Perfect Math Class

[ThePwnKage]

@MadamSilverfish

I'm wrong if it's the blonde 1 ur talking about.....

[val1226]

Luffy is going to love this.

[xXAkari3AnimeloverXx]

Mystia: Cirno...We'll never forget you!

Wriggle: It was too soon...

Rumia: Huh? Yummy...

(Poor Cirno...)

[KumiNya21]

0:21 Letty is weighing herself?

1:08 Apparantly she wasn't too happy with her weight and decided to take the Wii fit challenge....

Ha never threaten Shiseiki!

[xXAkari3AnimeloverXx]

@KumiNya21 Hahaha, at the end, Orin scared me a bit, but when I saw the "Cease and Desist" note, I couldn't help but laugh~

Shikieiki just gave her a good deal~ eating at the restaurant, then it turns out...

[SilverZeRg1]

so true, zombie fairies are impossible to dodge ._.

[LuiG0001]

YAY CANNIBALISM! 

[CharinZain]

@LuiG0001 For them it isnt :P nor for me.....

[LuiG0001]

@CharinZain

nay for me but what about reimu and marisa?

[CharinZain]

@LuiG0001 Well after all those shrooms I dont think Marisa will notice any diference, an reimu prolly eats there to save money.

[LuiG0001]

@CharinZain

Yeah fuck it human meat is delicious

[jkloea]

nyan nyan ... nyan nyaka nyan nyan nyan

[shoichifan1051]

I may et there with my friends but my friends will pay!

[CharinZain]

Mmmm.... Canibalism..... *drools*

[AlmazzX]

the hell is Chen sucking on at 1:20 ?

[CharinZain]

@AlmazzX Raw meat.

[UberGamer1030]

i'm a bit disturbed b/c of the ending...ew....seriously...WTH­?

[animerulez78628]

@UberGamer1030 Ahaha It's Supposed To "Disturb" You♥(;

[UberGamer1030]

@animerulez78628 doesn't anymore O_O

usually, this stuff doesn't even affect me...I watched puppies get thrown into a river and that didn't affect me (it was tragic), but this...that's just WIERD!

[SuperPony10]

@UberGamer1030 me to and that was tragic to me too

[CharinZain]

@UberGamer1030 I know, Yuyuko can be scary when shes hungry O.o

[Zfortsniff]

was that Formula 409 she sprayed on that steak?

[popqueen2244]

8 people do not like eating meat... o.o

[blackcatlucky1313]

favorite Megpoid: Gumi

favorite UTAUloid: Teto

favorite VOCALOID: Hatsune Miku, Kaito, Luka

favorite gackpoid: Gakupo XP

[MsSeaKittens]

@blackcatlucky1313 Why are you posting about Vocaloid on a Touhou video?

[AlchemistAleks]

@blackcatlucky1313 Why are you posting vocaloids on a touhou video lol. Plus theres way more vocaloids than that X3

[GamerMunchy]

@blackcatlucky1313 gakupo gacks to much! lol XD im just kidin he rocks!

[pachirisukiss]

1:12

Mystia: We will never forget you Cirno!!!

Rumia: Mmmm Yum

Me: What are you eating Rumia???

[aquapearl22]

why are these tohou ppl so out of whack

[SpizzMediaXP]

/posts something non-argumentative

MAAN htis is so catchy!

n rin is really cute :{3

[SiegLhein]

DAMN IT It Got sued D:

[Evilserge85]

They ate Cirno!!!! :(

[Ryouhi94]

@Evilserge85 they didn't eat her she melted because of the heat D: Poor Cirno :,(

[oko379]

So basically if I eat at Hell Rin, I would be eating human or zombie meat...

Ok count me in... Next day... I've turn into a cannable and I am missing an arm... ops I forgot you must pay for the meal in both flesh and yen...  XD

[SiergiejLowca]

Rin rin ririn rin rin ririn rin rin rin ririn rin ririririn

I want that for my ringtone.

[Ningflingslinger]

BONUS!

[ThePandaCoco]

TONIGHT, EVERYONE DINES IN HELL!!!

MY TREAT!! XD

[CpnGame]

@ThePandaCoco

And I didn't even have to kill any Persians! :D

[squelchknob]

@ThePandaCoco That will be one million yen. ;)

[LuckyStarAlice13]

I think Alice from Pandora Hearts would LOVE this place.

[Ultrapyre]

The more Touhou characters I can identify the better it gets. *smile*

[Ultrapyre]

At least the Touhou characters here are all friends. I really can't tell which ones are player characters and which ones are boss characters :P

[NaishiMioshi]

@Ultrapyre In the video there is Mokou and Kaguya. they hate each other :3

[Gemmine]

0:36 "Here! One slab of hormone..."

Wait WHAT?!

[pheenix42]

@Gemmine slightly mistitled... i think the right word is 'horomon' which was translated in another version as 'offal' which is the trimmings or scraps of an animal after it's been butchered.

[greentailanimations]

retarded weeaboo shit

[buttonfiend]

@greentailanimations U mad bro?

[greentailanimations]

@buttonfiend

>implying I'm mad

[taxe0]

@greentailanimations lol u mad?

[greentailanimations]

@taxe0

no, dissappointed, that people actually enjoy watching this shit

[EmeraMixx]

@greentailanimations Uhm, if you don't like it, then why are you watching it?

[greentailanimations]

@EmeraMixx

because I like to tell people how retarded they are, I'm not watching it btw.

[lolipoky]

@greentailanimations I like to tell people how retarted they are too, so... you're a retard, because you can't accept that some people like this "weaboo shit" like you say, and it's not because you don't like it that it means that this is retarded :)

[TheInformativeGamer]

@greentailanimations I somehow doubt you came here and didn't watch it, but cool story bro

[greentailanimations]

@TheInformativeGamer

I came here from a rage thread, the initial part which the poster expected me to rage at, it was the comments. People actually enjoy this shit?

I paused it because the video is shit

[TheInformativeGamer]

@greentailanimations cool story bro

[greentailanimations]

@TheInformativeGamer

go ahead, I like your sense of denial.

[TheInformativeGamer]

@greentailanimations what o.o You're the one who keeps coming back! just enjoy the video

[greentailanimations]

@TheInformativeGamer

Nope, you and the other retards keep replying. I must not let ignorance go unheeded