The most epic thing Travis has said

[neji6412]

best.....line........ever.....­.some fuc at funerals but i cut off heads!

[Luigifan876]

Yeah... Like a boss, man...

[Massacretalitor]

I still prefer the toilet scene "You gotta be shitting me!"

[lovevideogames1]

I...need...to...play...this game...

[TheDarkTwilightWolf]

@lovevideogames1 so... do... i... if i can convince my parents to let me play a rated m game that is =P

[RobJuanDeLaNooch]

havent played this game yet but fuckin awsome quote!

[qwertyuiop298]

Only reason Travis didn't put on sunglasses...was because HE WAS ALREADY WEARING SUNGLASSES!

[jawsTeh]

I still like the line at the beginning of No More Heroes 2 when he's about to fight Skelter Helter

[NoMorePopMusic]

@jawsTeh when you see your bro in hell, tell him hes still a douche

[jawsTeh]

@NoMorePopMusic yeah, that was awesome

[redmage2000]

Everything Travis says is epic.

[jjnnerazor]

SWAG!!!

[sortedevaras]

Sorry but "Downward fucking dog!" is hard to beat.

[bumeranotaku]

@sortedevaras "Glory to the Soviet Union."

[sonicsucks20]

Travis is the swagger of Ash Williams inhabiting the soul of Luke Skywalker and Peter Parker.

[MrARTSTRET]

0:08 HEADHEADHEADHEASHDWAHDWHAEHADS­HDEAHDSHES

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

@MrARTSTRET ....?

huh?

[Crecendos]

not too epic after playing killer 7 ;O

[Tobi3440]

EPIC!

[GrubRising13]

LMAO

[LygarZro]

ringtone material all the way.

[gamehot0]

This...This is why this game is fun to play morbid jokes and morbid fights

[joshsparodies]

Travis would catch a grenade and live, he'd throw his hand on a blade and live, he'd jump in front of a train and live, he would do anything and live, ohohooo, he would go through all this pain, take a bullet straight through his brain!

[merksperk2]

@joshsparodies

Nah, that's Chuck Norris you're talking about.

[joshsparodies]

@merksperk2 yeah, but, Travis is probably linked to Chuck Norris somehow... plus, these things (minus the train) have actually happened to him

[EeveelutionStorm]

@joshsparodies So he fucked at funerals?

[ShmadamMasterMan77]

that line gets me every time

[IfritAxel]

some people procreate during the ritual of sanctification and burial.I tend to decapitate the cranium instead

[Rever900]

0:02

[Rever900]

0:03

[Rever900]

Travis: "Everybody deals with grief differently. Right?

Some people fuck at funerals. I cut off there heads."

[TheMachinimanator]

Press 5 to hear him say "Some people fuck at funerals"

[SuperJonnyMario]

@TheMachinimanator press again at the end everytime and u got an endless walkway of opening doors and saying that people f**k at funerals

[timeparadox888]

Some people cut off heads and then fuck at the funeral for the person that they cut the head off of.

[1dui1]

Im Travis Touchdown and i want to cut off heads for you

[FreakyThingz1]

Ow i also cutt of heads with a beam katana xd

[iNvictaStudios]

LIKE A BAWS

[razial36]

Maybe he should fuck at a funeral then chop off the chick he screwed

[GSSAGE7]

@razial36 What do you think this is, A Serbian Film?

[razial36]

@GSSAGE7 No , this is a video game...Such as is life

[nevrest]

@GSSAGE7 hahaha! That was very funny, congrats.

[HarusameHazuki]

Two people decided to fuck at funerals instead.

[SOMEGUYONU2B]

"I have a beam katana! Your argument is invalid!

[MJohndbz]

@SOMEGUYONU2B OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!I object for the sake of ummm.....objection?(kinda like Phoenix Wright)

[MatrixMedic]

"I cut off heads"

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Megamaster219]

2 people f**k at funerals.

[dane450]

@Megamaster219 well... yes... it does take 2 to fuck anything <,<

[AtticWarrior1994]

Very, VERY true indeed. :D

[smbzfan2]

*Dexter Morgan liked this video*

[Jupitrong]

...the story of why people play killing floor.

I'ma use this some day.

[wwefreak62]

fair enough

[YamiTomoshibi]

I'll have to write this one down...

[OmegaFunniProduction]

well that is pretty fucking epic!

[malone50able]

2 people can't cut off heads

hahahahaa

[BLiNdZoRz]

@malone50able ... No... Just, no...

[pawel1818]

WIth BONESAW :D

[LeoJohnGalt]

@pawel1818 You really had to some Heavy Scout-ing around to Backburn the house down with that one, didn't you? I Spy-ed that know who Travis' VA is. What can I say, you really Sniped that one down. Not only that, but you Engineered the timing perfectly. You should should show me a Demoman-stration of your wit, because I'm having trouble Soldiering through all this text.

[nikashi001]

wtf does moe mean?!

[MegaG58tehfirst]

@nikashi001 It pretty much means a cute, fetishy (such as glasses or girl in a maid costume etc) and possibly large breasted girl. to sum it up, its a mixture of super cute, and hot appearence of a girly character. Examples are Mikuru from The melancholy of haruhi suzumia, Miyuki from lucky star or Mio from K-on.

[Assassin7G3]

Like a boss.

[Urmean15]

Moeh.

[SegaTheGamer]

Argh, his hair looks so different.

[heardofrvb]

Anyone noticed the brief pause in the song?

[UberZabanya]

That was the point dipshit.

[lab478]

i cut off heads lol the boy

[thezec]

does anyone know the name of the theme tune in the clothes shop? the heavy metal one with the orgasm noises

it's so funny

[xXdark6master6zeroXx]

hellooo i'm a guy with 14 years old playing this game... is that a bad thing or something?... i don't think so :D

[HeadstrongCat]

@xXdark6master6zeroXx I don't think so. I'm a fifteen-year-old girl and I've played this....and I can admit I enjoy the moe, too.

[finnishnin]

@HeadstrongCat What IS Moe?

[RRRadish]

@HeadstrongCat "Moe!"

But lol yeah. Same for me.

[Colbio]

@xXdark6master6zeroXx No. Suda Trips are for everyone, as are all works of art.

[BADKZyASOCIADOS]

Travis Rulz

[randomdrawer1234]

so many awesome quotes idc if they "not suitable for childeren" they're so catchy

[naruhaku]

Oh my god... xD

I knew I loved Travis for a reason

[OkSka]

Travis Touchdown.

The lovechild of the AVGN, Elvis Presley, Johnny Knoxville, Jimmy Neutron, Robin Williams, and the Cinema Snob.

YEAH!!

[anothaninjaguy]

Wedding Crashers :D

[dodd42]

I prefer it when he's watching Matt Helm's house burn down, after Sylvia explains Matt's Situation Travis just shrugs it off and says "All assasins are fucked up somehow, otherwise we wouldn't be in this buisness"

[martooxxx]

i couldn't like travis more (in the good way).

[MegamanvolnutX]

Travis for president ! Or he will cut off you head

[stevefoxrox]

Strawberry on the shortcake!

[SuikoGarauch]

@superfawful64 "Travis Touchdown, the No More Heroes. With his beam katana, he 'convinced' the producers of the game to be most awesome of the characters - since he is one of the secret bosses, he accomplished his desires... moreless." Character Info.

[LJG98]

@superfawful64 and for president to :3

[TheManWhoScreamsNI]

DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG!

[DaisukeOblivion]

@TheManWhoScreamsNI LOL nice

[889imbored]

this isnt a battle anymore its motherfuckin war

[DAWGbark2112]

i bet he does both

[lieffirewind]

@DAWGbark2112

He probably does XD

[ninjiss]

some people fuck at funerals and I cut off heads.

[NintendoCentralFan12]

Travis is just plain cool.

[JwalkZer0]

@NintendoCentralFan12 He's the greatest icon for nerds everywhere.

[NintendoCentralFan12]

@JwalkZer0 Sure is, kinda like Isaac Clarcke is for gamers.

[SuchaFrankenhole101]

Aaaaannnnnddd... Scene Cut and Print

[Strarkior]

Robin Atkin Downes FTW

[shadowgear111]

I cut off heads

[supermegaman88]

this is why u dont wantto tick off travis

[HollanderColt]

Man I love that line =D

[ADHDIan]

@HollanderColt

me to

[LiquerLollypop]

@HollanderColt Who doesnt!

[Hazif95]

Im the 9000th viewer! XD

[TheManWhoScreamsNI]

DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG!!!!!

[neoman289151]

I prefered him saying "catchy as hell" to phillistine :) But that was epic too :P

[GamerDog51]

ahhh who doesnt like a good fucking at a funeral

[zangetsu134]

This is what all nerds want to be like

[Momentum139]

Hell no, I want to be like Scott Pilgrim only smarter.

[AjiraCtelin1993]

That IS epic.  Why would someone f--k at a funeral though?

Forget it. I don't want to know

[QWERTYCommander]

Never heard of any stories of people fucking at funerals...

[Blamco177]

@QWERTYCommander 

[QWERTYCommander]

@Blamco177

What?

[KeroKaminaX]

@QWERTYCommander there was this one episode in "Scrubs"

[JwalkZer0]

@QWERTYCommander In the movie Bonfire Of The Vanities one of the antagonists wuz turned on by the idea of fuckin at her husband's funeral when her lover showed up after she pretended to be emotionally scarred in front of her husband's casket in front of the guests. She's a bitch I know.

[Darkearth123]

Travis Touchdown 4 President

[tombraider200571]

@Darkearth123 hes got my vote

[tommyk1347]

this is the bad ass version of the Scout!!!

[Momentum139]

Show me all of your hate. Your anger. Everything! I'll take it all and FUCKING KILL YOU WITH IT!

[StrawberryGuy86]

Too good to watch once! lol!

[BadXFox]

Downward fucking dog

[TheManWhoScreamsNI]

DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG!!!!!!!!!!!

[Soraisdabomb]

wwwwwwwooooooooooowwwwwwwwww, badaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass

[inferno232]

Fuck yeah, you tell 'em, Travis! That's how a REAL protagonists mourn the death of a comrade!

[notazinman]

i think if travis had the chance he'd probably do both of the things he say'd....

[worldcolonyinitiativ]

@notazinman yeah probably both at once too

[NinjaKilo]

@notazinman i get it!

[Colbio]

@notazinman You only THINK that?

[FabioNintendo]

He did it again. ;D

[MrStoneruto]

lol

[mahiganti]

i thought it was" DOWNARD FUUCKIN DOGG!!! "

[alari112]

Lol Travis is the best :P

[narutoandsasukejonin]

Travis is the No More Hero!!!

[ekm29]

Why isn't this out in the UK yet !!!

[ultimablaze5]

I FUCKING AGREE!!!!

[xheartlessx3]

@ekm29 Because Suda doesnt like you C:

[MrCyberSiren]

@xheartlessx3 damn :(

[Momentum139]

@xheartlessx3!!!

WHAT!? ARE YOU TELLING ME TO PRESS THE C BUTTON!!!

RRRRRRRWWWWWAARRRRHHH!!! *epic action sequence*

[xheartlessx3]

@Momentum139 oh man

[Malee1995]

@ekm29 is now woot!

[raiomix]

Fucking awesome.

[mediamaster127]

Badass.

[Blackhart9]

lol

[joshscorcher]

O_O

Yikes. That's...uh...ONE way to deal with grief...

[FinalGamerJames]

And that is why he is the hero of nerds.

[TedJD]

@FinalGamerJames Fuck nerds, he's an otaku. Geek pride, homies! XD

[allenwalker4th]

@FinalGamerJames and thats who im gonna be when i turn twenty just like him

[JeiHeirumaru]

@FinalGamerJames No... He is the "No More" Hero of nerds

[keybladeblastcalibur]

@FinalGamerJames Travis reminds me of myself.

[Foilsdown]

@keybladeblastcalibur your a baddass motherfucker that kills people with a real light saber?

[SonicTheHedgehog17]

Heh