The Soup: Courtney Stodden's Twitter Talk

[alternativemetal100]

oh my god. i just looked at her twitter..i could have gone my whole life without reading that.

[Flopsy1997]

CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE FIFTY MMMHMMMM

[elizwrenn]

HAHHAHAHAHA

[jackofjapan]

winky kitty face....(lick)

[doglover100ify]

This Is probably one of the FUNNIEST videos I've ever seen :D

[ImportanceOfWhatever]

lol

[jtc805]

Hahahha this was funny

[lalagirlygirl]

I bet her parents are proud.

[Biggydudd]

Lmfao!!!!too funny!

[PolkaDotMisery]

This was hilarious

[supersassy97]

"And all that money will be mine in time to make it to my freshman year of college."

When she was laughing at the end, I think it was about the college part. We all know this b!tch isn't going to college

[heartxofxbutter]

A-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAW.

[CriminalMind1212]

Just looked on her twitter...: "Dear Sweet Santa of Seduction: Oh won't you come and satisfy my Christmas wish this year by taking a rapturous ride in my slippery sleigh?"

.....Oh Dear God....

[petruskie]

So their marriage is legal.. but same-sex marriage isn't? Oh.. Okay America.

[TheBexohyeah]

@petruskie lol well said!

[NobodysOffTheHook]

ROFL!

[Flopsy1997]

"Are you really 16?" "You'll know that after my autopsy..Ah hah hah hah hah!" lmao I just died.

[rbsadler]

People like Courtney Stodden make me not want to live on this planet anymore.

The fact that no one takes her even the least bit seriously, however, renews my faith in humanity.

[Kaldaryn]

wheres part 2? :x Kitty Face! :)

[JR71313]

HAHAHAHAHAHA  *winky face* ;-)

[Sapphira514]

man, she was THISCLOSE to getting the impression right! u gotta do the deeper raspy-slutty voice right!

[IzaaqMicro]

LMAO

[TheoIsTheGreatest]

OK, this version of Courtney is hot. The real one is scary.

[meshuggah1184]

Funny shit... Haha.

[supasta3]

why so much hate towards her? yes shes amusing, but no need to hate on her. just let her live her life.

[dodaTiffany]

her tweets are truly disturbing.

[Rollermacka]

Whos the actress playing her?

[JenQ4321]

I love this!!

[erin8809]

shes a dirty slut

[420cackaroach]

AAAA KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[xlilxmamax1andonly]

that slut says shes a Christian but look at her tweets and the way she dresses. someone needs to shoot her.

[EbbyGoesWhoa]

this made my life xD

[power4jessica]

The fake Courtney Stodden is so funny. I love it. Thank you for making me laugh.

[power4jessica]

The fake Courtney Stodden is so funny. I love it. Thank you for making me laugh.

[gymsoccerkids]

The funny thing is...this is all she tweets about...is sex. All it does is make her sound like a fame-craving, deseprate slut.

[heartquaked]

Ma HA HA!

[supersassy97]

the fake one is MUCH prettier!

[Zaney95]

"Don't put what on you?"

"thats the song I wrote, i think its about ointment."

[krecorr]

Winkey face!! ;-)

[Lv100WereCactus]

I think courtney stodden made a parody of these posts. rilly. cuz shes rill.

[erickalo24]

So funny!!

[andrwmrtnz11]

what does she mean by "you'll know after the autopsy"? haha

[ikoihil]

@andrwmrtnz11 - means that nobody is predicting that she's going to make it to a ripe old age. You can't tell she's doing hard drugs? It's pretty well known in LA that she's tweaking.

[0110Maddie]

Someone needs to email this to her. NOW.

[maeflower522]

...eww

[CHSoloHeart]

everyone on tv is an actor. she's an actor too

[SchnarphStudios]

This girl + Elaine Carroll as Mary-Kate Olsen = Perfection times infinity.

[ariel90027]

Ladies and Gentlemen: Here is the next Anna Nicole!

[jelatinMAN]

Winky face!

[soulchild05]

10 bucks she has an "accidentally leaked" sex tape by prom season.

[Drummer24seven]

@soulchild05

That video would be child pornography. Even if it is true I would not see it.

[ARTSIEBECCA]

Slow bus of a train wreck!

[ragscuba]

this is so fucking funny!! cant stop watching it :DD

[LordCorinth]

stab it, stab it now!

[sivazh]

I had a girl laugh like that once when I was having sex with her.  It made me feel bad.

[TheAaronBullard]

@sivazh

feels bad man :(

[louisp]

That laugh is hillarious!

[w104ssc]

your videos never work!

[butcherboy2008]

Her husband is not only in his 50s, he also played the sadistic guard from The Green Mile as well as Eugene Victor Tooms from the X-Files. From Wikipedia:

"Tooms was a mutant capable of stretching and contorting his body into positions physically impossible for a normal human. This gave him access to his victims through small openings such as ventilation shafts and toilets. Every thirty years, Tooms came out of hibernation, killing five people to obtain their livers for sustenance."

[SunbeltRyders]

The chick playing her was hotter than the real girl

[punkindmb]

@SunbeltRyders

And looks younger!

[femmefatale1990]

@SunbeltRyders and she has less makeup than her.

[dsnfldgfds]

@SunbeltRyders shes hilarious who is she?

[SunbeltRyders]

@dsnfldgfds she's one of the show's producers

[brendaluvstv]

@SunbeltRyders Name is Kelly Levy

[SunbeltRyders]

@brendaluvstv You have no idea how many google image searches you just triggered ;)

[scootosan]

winky face

[mariahrose210]

Courtney tweeted about this. To say it was creepy, would be an understatement.

[TheLehAya]

@mariahrose210 That's for sure! I hope people realize that this isn't the real Courtney Stodden just someone pretending to be her.

[LauraIsPink]

@mariahrose210 just saw her tweet . . . holy lord she's so fucking weird.

[LauraIsPink]

@mariahrose210 also i gotta say i feel bad for the actress who played her especially after having read the tweet.

[mariahrose210]

@LauraIsPink I definitely wouldn't want Courtney sending me her exotic love and sexual gratitude

[LauraIsPink]

@mariahrose210 lol same here.

[femmefatale1990]

@mariahrose210 What'd she say about it?

[mariahrose210]

@femmefatale1990 "Sending all of my exotic love & sexual gratitude to the actress who portrayed me on The Soup last night on E! ;-)"

[femmefatale1990]

@mariahrose210 *bursts out laughing* sexual gratitude?! the fact that she takes pride, and not laugh, in a spoof of her just goes to show how fake and ridiculous she is.

[xLaetizia]

Oh dear god.....

[gumie1995]

I think she's lying about her age she looks like she's in her twenties not sixteen. But even if she is sixteen that's just creepy because I'm sixteen and my dad is 51 so that would be like marrying my dad

[Drummer24seven]

@gumie1995

I wish she was lying, but it is true because the year on her birth certificate says 1994.

[gumie1995]

@Drummer24seven how did you see her birth certificate

[Drummer24seven]

@gumie1995

It was on her birth certificate on the news piece about the marriage on Morning talk shows.

[uszoninyc]

Such a creepy laugh. Love it.

[ShinRyojin]

Theres no fucking way in hell she's 16.

[andrwmrtnz11]

@ShinRyojin youll only know after the autopsy HAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!

[ARTSIEBECCA]

Winky face ;)!

[culwin]

My reaction... what?

[ramnation11]

This is so funny but still very disturbing, and there is no way in the hell she's 16, she has to be at least 28!

[cartmann94]

No, she's not the real one. She's the one that says: sooooooo meaaty

[MaryRod09]

HAHAHAHA. Her laugh is so annoying....LOL

[Skidblanar]

This is so depressing

[etango]

Phenomenal impression! Give the young lady a reality show! (The fake one, not the real one.)

[darklighter1]

@etango agreed she was a riot.

[mistybabe5489]

is that really her?

[cainster]

@mistybabe5489 No, that is producer Kelly Andrews. As someone else stated, she is the voice behind each episode's introduction, has recorded the "Sooooo meat-tee!" phrase, provides voice-overs for when longer segments air (usually 30 seconds to one minute) and appears as the occasional character as shown here.

I bet her paychecks have more zeros than the US Debt

[darklighter1]

@cainster producer for a cable show with alot of 0's? Not likely unless the 0's appear before the first number as in $.0000010.

[hotpopcorncake]

Disturbing like a mofo spray it with holy water or something.

[thumbpigeon]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[sovereignsjust]

No.

[rflmywfl1]

Dood that makes me want to vomit.

[AnimatedRosie]

This is just... disturbing...

[pokabeb]

You know Joel liked it.

[babydancer07]

I have never even heard of her...

[FadeBlack1990]

I hope that isn't her real laugh because they was the most annoying laugh I heard.

[TheMan750]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE HER PARENTS?

[kaczurda]

@TheMan750 They approved her marriage to him -__-

[TheMan750]

@kaczurda Dumb-asses

[RogueCrockett]

why don't these videos ever work? XD

[MeatloafBomb]

"Winky face..." XD

[DarianMartin]

Damn I have been on YouTube for 6 years and never been the 1st viewer

[Sword1479]

@DarianMartin Try subscribing to a channel with less subscribers...

[corebore13]

@DarianMartin I have like 20 times. ye

[bonovox103]

@DarianMartin There's a slight delay on the view count, so there's no way of knowing if you were first.

[DarianMartin]

@bonovox103 Well when I made My comment the count was at 0 and I was the 1st person to write a comment so I will take it lol

[brunetteDUH]

@DarianMartin i have :)