Bill Burr: The State of New York Sports Rant

[dipcutbit]

bill burr is awesome. fuck nyc.

[wdbwdbwdbwdbwdb]

bill burr is the undisputed king of shit talking

[bubasa87]

Bill's rants are the greatest :D

[silentcaution]

I'm a huge mets rangers and knicks fan, but this was hilarious.... Nicely done mr burr

[keithzz]

Ahh... It has been restored.. NY SPORTS > BOSTON. Yankees > Red Sox, Rangers > Bruins, GIANTS > PATRIOTS

[Irna325]

Ahahaha New York basketball sucks donkey dick

[8778MCosta]

I don't get "mad" at anything anyone says. I commented to have a little fun. I really couldn't care less.

[hstearns123]

The people getting mad makes this even more funny, not to mention, the people saying he is jealous of new york are just pathetic

[8778MCosta]

All those banners and noone wants to go to San Antonio or your sh**ty town. Just the idea of the Knicks being good makes them get talked about. That's why its a big stage, idiot.

[ErizotDread]

@8778MCosta

That's the lamest defense of a losing franchise I've ever heard...If some crazy homeless guy wandering around Times Square has an idea that he's Freddie Mercury, does that mean he's part of the big stage that is new york? Gimme a break...The least you could do is win a championship before you talk shit about your basketball team! lol

[jimmikatt]

you got to start the rant of the week segment.

Bill Burrs Rant of the week, sponsored by GFYS.

[Intertronlive]

The people getting mad make this funnier LOL

[Intertronlive]

HAHA

[grandaddynative]

Bill is dippin in the chocolate.

[shadowstep4life]

Im from new york and i find this shit hilarious

[cannon29]

They put Bananas in their pancakes!!.. What a faaaaaag

[jcarbis]

This is a classic Bill Burr beating. Great rant.

[piklhed]

Bill Burr is my fucking hero!

[ak8399]

fuck new york. that's where people move once they have money. while they make that money the struggle elsewhere. that city has a huge ego, it's annoying.

[NROD22]

All this dude does is make me laugh!!!!! Funny as all hell!!!!

[kelly2charmin]

Eat a dick Bill Burr. You can shit on the Knicks but leave the rest of the city alone. And it IS hard to make it in NY.

[cipherrrr]

Absolute unbelievable ETHER. He destroyed the Knicks.

[kayaker247247247]

this is just a bullshit celtic rant. fuck you Bill. big fan by the way. lol.

[FuckingStanz]

I don't follow sports and I was still loling my ass off.

[JacksInn]

@FuckingStanz Same here. I have a vagina when it comes to sports. Goes to show you how funny this guy is.

[SiNgHayStyle]

yeah bill get these motherfuckers lol

[wunderbeast]

"ray's famous pizza isn't fucking famous" LOL

[MikeDeFi]

Well, I got nothin, but I live in Hoboken soooo... Sinatra was from Hoboken, which is on the Hudson across from midtown. It's about as Jersey as Brooklyn is Long Island..... so there!

[Darreltwittle]

Man the way he says Phil Mushnick @2:54

[TUUK2006]

I'm a Knicks fan, but you've got to hand it to the great Bill Burr. Amen, Brother.

[Hipcubbiesfan80]

"Frank Sinatra was from New Jersey stop trying to claim him too, he was bridge and tunnel and he came in and took over your fuckin town, came in there ate your pizza and fucked your women and you did nothing about it"  lmao! Fuckin epic.

[jevicci]

Hahaha! I have absolutely zero interest in sports, but this was still entertaining as hell.

[drumgol]

@drumgol douche bag of the day to me for writing spoke instead of spoken :(

[Solidice21]

im from nyc and hate all boston teams but burr has a good point nyc sports fans arent that hardcore unless its yankees i wish it werent the case but its true only a handful are passionate about basketball, football, or hockey. nyc isn't really a sports city although i wish it was im a big football fan and wish there were more fans in the city. seems like nyc ppl care more about making money and looking flashy these days than they do about sports anyways.

[JackBNimbleify]

@CoreyFoister: The 300 shows are on his website, billburr.com. The film is in the TriBeCa Film Festival,and he didn't produce it,but he did act in it. His podcast is doing pretty well too from what the ITunes ratings show, and yes I listen to it. You may not like him,but the guy's doing well for himself,and judging him off a sports rant is a bit ignorant. I mean,they're just games.

[WilliamAllikzander]

wowsers.

NY just got face fucked.

This is the hardest shit on new york since 'Pac dropped "HIt Em Up"

[JackBNimbleify]

@CoreyFoister:He's going to be on this season of Breaking Bad and he's already had a HBO special in addition to the 2 he has on Comedy Central. He has a podcast,does at least 300 shows a year and has a short film that he made with Robert Kelly and JoeDeRosa. He's not out of work, you're just too dumb to pick up on sarcasm. Maybe before you troll a video and say comedians today have low shitty standards, at least have something to back it up before you try and boost your low self-esteem.

[mrzisme]

7 Mets fans watched this video

[mat3154]

im glad you didnt get Cliff Lee you cunts. best parting words ever.

[DelbyC]

@CoreyFoister

You mad bro? 

[DelbyC]

@CoreyFoister

Bill's a fucking legend, go have a wank, mate.

[couchjordan]

deserves a comment. great video. thanks for the post.

[coolioisafoolio]

THE CELTICS HAVE 17 BANNERS HANGING IN THEIR STADIUM, SO STEP THE FUCK DOWN.

[coolioisafoolio]

@JaneWonderfallss I hope that's sarcasm.

[coolioisafoolio]

Bill Burr is sooo fucking funny.

[IDeadWork]

I love your comedy...if you weren't a dirty smelly filthy ginger Redsox fan you would be pretty fuckin cool.

[mtownes75]

bill is my favorite comedian, he is ruthless

[dbfro1]

@JaneWonderfallss get the fuck outta here. this isnt rival gang territory or some stupid shit like that. no need to shout out ur "allegiance to a particular stand up comedian" (as fuckin sad as that is) if u dont like bill burr, y r u here?! keep it movin dick.

[CelikSevenler]

new york is a big market therefore it is a big stage. 13 million people enter and leave manhattan in one day. He is right about the knicks being a sucky team. He doesnt mention the knicks going to the finals against Jordan! Did the Celtics or any other team win when Jordan was at his prime? They won 11 championships when the games werent even being televised. Anyway this guy is a dick. Plus he isn't funny.

[yerok]

Ether...that shit that make your soul burn slow

[freddiegibbs101]

@yerok I just listened to this with the Ether instrumental playing in the background. Highly recommended.

[defender90110]

bill burr you are my hero and i really mean that hahahaha

[vandamation]

His jealousy of New York is hilarious... Nice Rant, Bill... Just remember, Red Auberach is a New Yorker... LOL... so is Bob Cousey.... LOL

[Troublesome2008]

@vandamation

So if he doesn't like New York, he must be jealous? Jealous of what? Plus, he's just breaking your balls. He doesn't mean this shit. Everybody loves New York. *remembers 911* Well, almost everybody... And i never understood the fuzz about Lebron. He's a good player, but damn, people were really overreacting.

[TBrockton]

@vandamation yeah they were New Yorkers and they came to Boston so what does that say?????

[amensupremera]

I was rolling but the Sinatra comment almost made me wet myself



[OccuBot2011]

hahahahaha why its so windy in MSG. wow, wow bill. fucking killer

[OccuBot2011]

bill knows sports, 

[CelticKraut]

nigga is raw. love it

[94beboo]

HAHA!!!! Truth hurts NY fans.

[wa2k99]

Putz Douche-nick

[niagareven]

umadbro?



[Hockeyrules12323]

Yes! Do Pittsburgh next!

[BlackBinLaden7]

damn that shit was cold hopefullly he doesnt get started on LA

[IDeadWork]

I'm gonna tell you why this guy is a MORON...besides the fact he's a dirty Redsox fan...when they talk about the STAGE in NY they aren't talking about CHAMPIONSHIPS. They are talking about the MEDIA which is more significant then any other media in the world...

Think before you fucking speak

[TCVB91]

@IDeadWork

still doesnt mean shit in the overall scheme of things. 

[secondfish]

@IDeadWork you weren't breastfeed, where you? Take it easy, it will work out :)

[serpentofbabylon]

I've always said that NYC isn't the heart of shit. Your biggest basketball moments come when other players embarrass you in your own house. From Mike, to Reggie, to Kobe, to Lebron. Just a bunch of rude self-important douchebags cramped into a shit hole that smells like piss.

[middlefingeratyourmo]

Bill stop being so ambiguous, tell us how you really feel?

[zadkiel04]

This guy has never let me down with his comedy. I don't care if he's on stage or not this guy is fuckin hilarious!!!!

[deformed666]

Best comedian of the last decade!!!

[woodsy054]

"im glad you didn't get cliff lee, you fuckin cunts

[purerockfury]

@woodsy054 BOOM!!! Missed out on Cliff Lee two times in one year!!!

[ccwalker050]

Hey you got an apartment right? Your doing it, you can get a slice! I love it!

[emopwner4000]

......i think im in love with bill burr now. I've never heard an NY bashing worded so perfectly

[randman21]

LOVE the Reggie Miller shout. Huge Miller/Pacers fan over here.

[Sinekyre14]

Bill Burr is one of the greatest comedians of all time. He got screwed over by the jewish people who run entertainment media. Jews screwed him over.

[abvmoose87]

@Sinekyre14 how did he get screwed?

[CoolerKing37]

@Sinekyre14 lol, because Bill Burr always complains about how the jews hold him back.....idiot.

[SyllDeville]

That was by far the most thorough and comprehensive rant on New York City sports that I've ever heard.

[iHATEfaggotsify]

hahahahha and you did nothing about it. you play his song after the yankees game. hahahahaha this guy

[iHATEfaggotsify]

new york sux. the whole state. eats big fat penis

[King31395]

I'm not a giant sports fan (watch some Red Sox) and hardly know any of these stats that Bill's always shooting off...but these sports rants are f#$% hysterical!!!

He needs his own sports show!

[biz20]

bill's rants are brilliant

[2Faded247]

That was Great!

[TheCoolComplexity]

I didn't know I could jerk-off in front of the mtv building. ROFL.

[TheCoolComplexity]

As a yankees fan, its a bitch top watch the yankees in the playoffs, cause half-that team fucking disappears. Go Eli, I blieve in that motherfucker since he got drafted in 04. I was the only one that I knew believe in eli. everybody was giving him shit. I'd be a fool if I thought he was gonna win a super against the pats. I wanted them to win, but I didn't think he WOULD win, but glad he did, he earned that bitch. nice cliff lee shot, you fucker hahaha. Bill burr YOU ARE D-SHIT.

[TheCoolComplexity]

Knicks are garbage, WE ALL KNOW IT. I"M KNICKS FAN since 2000, But fuck if i'm gonna watch their game, lebron wasn't gonna change shit. hell they gotta hit the reset button on that bitch. cause maaaaaaaaan ever since they traded ewing no no no fuck that ever since they traded camby it was down-fucking-hill from there. Oh also as a Yankees fan, why not a fucking salary cap shit is ridiculous. New York is aight, ain't that big a deal. grateful to live here, but shit ain't heaven.

[samqueler]

He's a good little prick prick I won't let him make me hate Nate Robinson or even the C's. I knew Celtic fans were cunts anyway not like I didn't know what I was getting into when N8 was traded. NYC is the fuckin heart of BBall worldwide always has been always will be, everyone knows it, every player knows it, Boston or anyone else won't change it. 

[NinjaLikeTeaBagger]

@samqueler But WHY is it the heart of basketball? Exactly why?

[samqueler]

@NinjaLikeTeaBagger Because basketballs always been a very strong part of new york culture and new york culture is the most potent culture in America.

[NinjaLikeTeaBagger]

@samqueler I get that. I hear that a lot. It's always engrained in the culture.

Honestly I don't see it though. I don't see how it's so much stronger in the culture of New York. What exactly makes it so strong in New York versus any other major city? Does everyone run a quick 3 on 3 on their lunch breaks there?

I just don't see it. Or at least not nearly to the level of soccer in Europe or something.

[NofdogComedy]

hahahaahahahah the thing about frank sinatra was great 

[Dman4901]

@NofdogComedy AN PHIL MUSHNIK LOL

[Auntkekebaby]

I'm from NYC and I'm NOT mad at Bill. We suck salty balls. I stopped watching years ago. Yes I'm a bad fan...hell, I not a fan.

[MrZooBoo1]

WOW! No one could have said it any better! Bill Burr is the shit!!!!

[JMAZARA3883]

tell'em why u mad pussy

[TheEdByrd]

".... and Ray's Famous Pizza isnt fuckin famous" LMAO!!!

[TheEdByrd]

Bill Burr is a living legend... Best RANT ever!!!

[CoolerKing37]

Even if the Knicks got LeBron, Wade, and Bosh on their team, James Dolan would've  somehow found a way to fuck it up.

[spammail06]

hahaha

[TUROPHILE768]

Regular BOSTON TRASH! bt to the fullest hahah

[Mark53190]

@TUROPHILE768 WINNING Boston Trash, Dirtbag.

[dgafsoulja420]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

[pats4life2]

totally agree with this, nothing was more annoying than watching ESPN and the NY fans thinking that the Knicks are actually relevant

[tremoloman]

Bill Burr is the freaking MAN. One of the best comics out there today! This man speaks the truth and this is just yet another classic and truthful rant I never get sick of listening to. :)

[trypod53]

jesus this guy speaks the truth. I FUCKING HATE KNICS FAN, they have had 11 straight losing seasons n still think they r the shit. Oh, and amri is gonna give u 3 more pints a game than lee did, but lee played defence

[FTekke]

@trypod53 if you think david lee played defense, then you're a fucking idiot. in fact, you may be as big of an idiot as bill burr...and its spelled "AMAR'E" retard

[PolakFury]

RIP New York lol Just Fav'd This VId Inspirational Stuff right here

[cibida1]

typical NY hater right here. 

[JSensui]

I don't get it. The criticisms against Lebron are being said by people across the country. Not just New York.

Also, it's kinda dumb to bring up baseball when talking about stacking teams, or being considered a marquee player in the NBA. It doesn't work the same way.

[Crapulency]

who's lebron? SPain, I know. Holland (Netherlands) I know. THe world knows

[onceigoblack]

italian mafias court jester. foken foken foken folks.

[HeadshotNZ]

The shit that comes flying out of his mouth when he gets angry is gold!

[Undertaker8898]

OMG CLICK (me adding this to my favorites) Hahha I love Bill Burr

[Philliesboy16]

hahahahahaha IM LOVING THIS!

[daves333]

I'm from NY and I agree with everything this guy says. Brilliant!

[crazyass625]

yo fuck you

[KenNorth212]

Well, let's be honest, not much of a winning tradition in Miami Heat either. Hell, last season they couldn't fill their arena for fucking playoff games.

[skyler0248]

awesome rant love it,

[ExiledGuardian]

Does Bill Burr have hair now?

[DJRYB13]

EPIC! Bill Burr is the shit!!!

[Vinnydoz007]

the first half of this is pretty on point. and then he tails off and goes retarded angry irishman.

[CCStunna]

lol those nerds in NY are such lames

[Hipcubbiesfan80]

@CPain2 It's the biggest, but certainly NOT the best in many ways.

[holyrajj]

brobile anyone??

[notskott]

3:17 reprect.....

[14TLew]

its the city and the media attention thats the big stage, not the arena itself... douchebag

[JimmyQuickPitch]

Awesome.

[Brocahontas]

this is amazing and its so great because it is seriously all very true. stats are spot on, just checked them myself... fuck you new york, fuck you

[SullyAce7]

Amen.

[HeckaLazy]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO o God, that was exactly the same shit i was thinking wen NY was giving lebron shit for not coming over here 

[Shookones77]

couldn't have said it better Bill!

[WhatDeFrock]

Bill is SOOOO fucking right. Knick fans think they're a lost dynasty, and that they're just a few moves away from regaining a glorious past... THAT THEY NEVER FUCKING HAD!

[canaantx210]

GO SPURS GO!!!!!! San Antonio won there 1st against NEW YORK!! HAHA

[Helspyre]

Haha! Good shit.

[PaperBagBandits]

haha! that is great!

[kdiamond]

ahhh haha, hilarious...

[rxuk]

LOL bill burr is THE MAN! telling it like it is.

[Tompa83]

I find it hilarious how he can name the championship years for every team in every sport.

[kigas24]

As someone from New York, I agree with him 100%

Fuck the Knicks. I wish we did get Cliff though, such an amazing pitcher :(

[Username12345678952]

"He came in there, he ate your pizzas and he fucked your women!" lol

Keep uploading videos!

[DJNewStyle]

Fosse hands! Fucking genius.

[MondayMorningPodcast]

if bill didn't know his sports - this shit wouldn't fly