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  • (yes it's faster than a mac) yeah thats not hard

  • LOL

  • Epic... Just Epic

  • 2:25 ha ha, so familiar.

  • lol i love uk

  • The ubuntu reference at the end was the funniest xD

  • My plug-in for Google Chrome crashed right after the video ended...

  • 2256 people have a mac

  • @soom66 So wrong, 2256 people have PC. Dude this is a video that tries to point out how much better mac is than PC. Did you even watch the same video as I did xD?

  • @GamingBearHD How in the fuck are Macs any better than PCs?

  • @SuperMarioRPG6400 Dude, watch the video one more time, and answer your own question

  • @GamingBearHD I guess it all depends on preference. I can bet you anything if you gave me a mac, by the end of the day I'd want my PC back. I guess you'd be the opposite.

  • @GamingBearHD

    I have a mac and a WINDOWS PC(macs are pcs too) and I prefer windows.

  • @GamingBearHD

    And if anything this video shows how much better Ubuntu is. And as per the reviews, Ubuntu is the most stable and fastest OS there is(yes it's faster than a mac)

  • Still on XP.

  • My windows 7 is running like this now.

  • Macs suck...

  • honestly ive had xp, vesta, 2000, 98, and 7, not once have i ever had any sort of issue or problem with any of them yet ive had a mac once it sucked it was too slow too flashey anoying and it costed wayyy too much honestly why pay 2000 bucks on 2gig ram 250hdd and no gfx card 2.0ghz 2 core when for 2000 you can get 8-16gig ram, 1tb hdd, the most advanced nevida or radion gfx cards octo core 6.0ghz with win 7 all for around 1100 bucks than use the 900 extra to get upgrades such as 1tb external hd

  • @ItsAGameRawr its just a coincidence 

  • at least ist not mac os

    or else we have unnessesary animations everywehere and it would cost 5 dollars for ever 2 minutes...

  • I seriously need to buy a mac book.

  • @burnout184 get a asus zenbook

    much better

    windows 7 is amazing

  • I totally enjoy this now that I have a mac =)

  • Imagine if it ran on Mac....

  • OMG I MISS MR PIN

  • I finished watching this in Latin.

  • Mickey Mouse vs Bugs Bunny Trivia: What if the machines tried running The Matrix on Encom computers?

  • I had Vista for a long time and got mad at it and completely destroyed it with my bare hands.

  • "Looks like your trying to save humanity, want some help?" LOL

  • Amateurs. WOAH

  • send a report or... NOT send a report. Hardest choice ever.

  • press 10 for troll

  • brilliant!

  • I watched this on a windows computer.

  • Lol it started to buffer in the middle of the video and I thought it was part of it..

  • LOL "this is Jim Jones from Connecticut"

  • wow this video is super hyper not funny

  • blue screen NOOOOOOO

  • 2,249 people who disliked this video work for Microsoft xD

  • have you tried bending the spoon ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Can anyone give me the link with the red or blue pill parody or is it deleted?

  • ubuntu!

    

  • Thank God the matrix doesn't run on Windows Vista

  • @xygomorphic44 I love Vista!

  • @xygomorphic44 I heard you can download the matrix from the ubuntu software center... i wonder if anyone will understand where im going?

  • @xygomorphic44 didn't*  Past tense fool.

  • @robohobokittykiller2 Oh get a life...

  • 1:50 LOL

  • is that jake with black hair?

  • DAMMIT CLIPPY

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  • Is that Napolien Dynamite. I know I spelt it wrong.

  • windows xp isnt that bad..atleast not for me

  • fuck, shalom everybody, gota download the matrix movies again, some reason they keep gtting deleted. probably my vault

  • So... the Architect is Bill Gates I take it?

  • alt ctrl del

    

  • Could be worse. I.E. Vista

  • our free trial of kung fu has expired!

  • our free trial of kung fu gas expired!

  • install gentoo

  • Amatuers... Whoa

    

  • Ha the Indian guy from Connecticut.

  • chuj

  • hope Morpheus get's a mac in his birthday present

  • mr anderson mr anderson mr anderson arggh...

  • why is he talking like Napoleon Dynamite? lol

  • (SOPA has blocked the matrix due to copyright infringement)

  • Lolz

  • Matrix.EXE has stopped working

    windows is checking for solutions

  • WOOT WOOT Ubuntu

  • Adobe Atfer, photoshop and flash?

  • Amateurs. Woah.

  • @majesticelf2 i dont know how that came

  • Looks like your trying to free humanity. Want some help? EPIC FAIL

  • ha ha ha ho ho ho!

  • Wow that Black guy is by far the worst actor I have ever seen. I know that's mean, but jesus christ, he is just a horribly bad performer. Go to acting lessons or something man, or your career ends with this video.

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    Computers ammaright?

  • Meh.. Ubuntu's for noobs, but I guess I was a noob once also.

  • no comment

  • should really be vista....

  • at least it's not on vista...

  • Cypher BitTorrents a lot of movies.

  • ''wich one is the usb?'' T.T are you shitting me?

  • Linux ftw!!!

  • I 3 UBUNTU!!! thumbs up if you do to!!

  • At 0:26, Neo shows the biggest mouth I've ever seen.

  • my youtube stopped at the same time as the bullet lol

  • I've seen this video so many times and I just now noticed that when the green characters are flashing at the end that it's Japanese katakana instead of numbers. Awesome detail there :D

  • It's 2012 and I know a dude who still has his old PC with windows 98

  • Hes got too much emotion to be keanu reaves

  • 0:25, damn Neo has a nasty ass mouth.

  • XP was the best. Maybe you should talk shit about Vista or even that piece of shit 7.

  • There is no Office Assistant.

  • The closed is full of guns :D

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  • I love the serious face as he calls customer Support

  • my computer dont admit Windows XP... FUCK YOU WINDOWS 7!

  • Same exact top comments... Pathetic

  • wow.. the actors are so look like original and the whole clip is filmed surprisingly good!

  • @genasupergena supprisingly,"WELL"!!!!

  • @genasupergena Learn to english.

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  • i guess some one has to say it…that awkward moment when the top comments are the same

  • Haha just watched the matrix!

  • Mac

  • try apple if you want shit i got one and it shits all day long!

  • Does it run on Linux?

  • now run it on vista :3

  • does it run on windows 7?

  • i have ubuntu... :)

    and i am happy now :D

  • matrix runs on windows Xx388724287xxx908495.523424324­234.....

  • *Sigh* how very true. Sad. But true. Screw you windows!

  • When collegehumor was good.

  • Instead of kung fu, he should learn Wing Chung Gung Fu ;) just say'n

  • xp..... still better than 7

  • @L96XHazaRDZz true

  • nice

  • Unity blows. Get Kubuntu.

  • @ManWithBeard1990 Are you serious?

    KDE is a bloated piece of shit.

    Xubuntu is where it's at. (You can "sudo apt-get install xubuntu-desktop" to get rid of that godawful KDE)

  • @Ironstringz I've tried Xubuntu as well. In fact, I used it before I got to know KDE, on an old iMac G3. I won't deny it's a great lightweight distribution, and a great alternative for the now-defunct GNOME 2, but there's something about the UI antialiasing that shows up fine on CRT-screens, but is somehow lacking in smoothness on a laptop's LCD. And on a personal note, I'm fairly confident I can choose my own desktop environment, thank you very much.

  • i know Ubuntu now...

  • They use Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit now, everything is back to normal. ;)

  • You dont learn ubuntu... you can learn how to use it thought.

  • Yeah!! Ubuntu leads the way!!!!

  • I hav my cookies enabled. :->

  • I use to have a Windows XP till I got an... upgrade to a Windows 7 now it's great. :)

    »»───(knee)───►

  • 2,241 people use Windows and hate it.

  • @TheRedbikemaster like me!

  • hes a better actor than keanu reaves

  • @SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ The sequels?

  • 3:00 peoples on background doesn't walk in slow mo

  • @metahypnose because it's not slow mo, the bullet slowed down only

  • Its kinda worrying that the chick that plays trinity in this is actually better looking than the one from the actual movie

  • i love howthey make XP out to be so horrible, but i prefered it to Vista and windows 7

  • @bug9513 same i think they rushed vista aand win7

  • I use Ubuntu....I can save the Matrix

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  • 2012. Still watchin' this.

  • i swear college humor has brought my grades down so much

  • @thenygiantsfan2 I know I'm supposed to be doing a simple 500 word essay takes no time at all. Yeah its been 1 day now.

  • THUMBS because i still have windows 98 working(my second computer)

  • 2012 still using XP and still working great and this never happens except for the "report" Don't send or Send.

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  • "But, is there a difference." Ha, so true.

  • He almost sounds like Napoleon Dynamite haha

  • It's 2012 and I still use XP.....

  • @Sonofcanadyne How original

  • @Sonofcanadyne GET CHROME!

  • @MrJoeAizen That's a browser, not an OS...

  • @evskar there is an os as well.

  • @Sonofcanadyne

    10 best Operating System EVER <3

  • @Sonofcanadyne bether than anything else for extrem-overclocking :]

  • @Sonofcanadyne

    Hahaha that's sad! You're such a n...

    ...Yeah so do I :(

  • @Sonofcanadyne XP is easily the best OS ever made.

  • TRY CONTROL ALT DELETE!!! I'm on mac OSX lion 2012

  • lols im on XP too in 2012

  • Oh my god... this is simultaneously brilliant and painful. 

  • HOPE YOU HAVE COOKIES ENABLED, HAHAHAHA

  • Somehow, this makes so much more sense than the actual Matrix movies. Also, LINUX!!! (Damn, I'd do ANYTHING to make Clippy go away!)

  • what happened to the other video about "the pill" from collegehumor i can't find it anywhere :<

  • with the budget they used they could've made it funnier.

  • He sounds like Napoleon Dynamite

  • He should have taken the blue pill

  • 3:15 the best part!

  • i tried to close the paperclip lol

  • You know what's ironic the best windows available when The Matrix came out was Windows '98

  • The ending with the paper clip is hilarious!!!! I love his voice!!!

  • Ohh I wanna know what happens in 98!! ;)

  • I have To learn kung fu!

    You cant! Our Free trial has expired!

  • Ironically, the ads on YouTube have been crashing my IE browser for weeks, but the ad on this video worked for me just now.

  • @nathanjamesbaker >2011

    >Using Internet Explorer and no AdBlock

    I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

  • @nathanjamesbaker LOL You still use IE?

  • XP is better than vista.

  • For YOUR sake, find a Linux Distro user and get Linux loaded up. Mint, Ubuntu, Zorin, whatever. You will be glad you did. It is NOT a little better than Windows... Linux has awakened.

  • the paperclip was boss

  • @DeathDealingDinosaur Neo wouldn't be able to go 2 steps without being teleported back due to the lag.

  • the spoon is a lie

  • that stupid paper clip 'helped' 2231 people dislike this video