"The Matrix is everywhere. Around us ... Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, born into a prison that can not feel or touch. A prison for your mind" Morpheus - The Matrix
Choices! Life is about choices. What is your choice? Passively accept all that is around you or you want to break free and know the absolute truth of things? AND THEN? RED OR BLUE PILL?
for fucks sake guys how many people are gonna hate on this video?! Its a piss take, and a really good one too, not a fuckin rick roll like you lame ass fuckers with too much time on your hands! Well done to whoever created this, and all involved, make me giggle like a pixie with a prawn up his ass!
@Sykesee I have to agree with you. This was pretty good, hilarious, and not a fucking Rick Rolled. Everyone thinks thats ok to do, but when people put some effort into screwing around with you people start hating on them. Stop taking whatever drugs are fucking you assholes up and get a sense of humor while your at the store you morons! (Also if your argument for hating is that its corny and stupid...thats because thats the point idiots. *DUH!!!*)
hahaha! i've seen this one..this was one hell of a porn movie. Really pretty girls and nice scenarios..hahaha! last time i've seen this was around 2004.
You must be below 15 to find this funny. If you're over, then you had a terrible childhood because you would find these jokes really tiring repeating many times >_>
@funnybunny350 THIS WAS RECORDER A LONG TIME AGO. I WANTED TO POST SOMETHING FUNNY ON MY CHANNEL SO THAT'S WHY I HAVE THIS VIDEO. BUT DONT WORRY THIS WAS JUST A COMMERCIAL FOR A GERMAN PRODUCTION. AND IM SURE THEY DO HAVE LIFE. ALSO, THEY GOT PAID A LOT FOR MAKING THIS VIDEO.
Why is the code in japanese i think US or the UN whoud a good spokes contury for the All seeing Eyes, Illuminated ones or the people that think they can tame humens.P.S this is to the comment sensors try to tame humen HaHa try to help or/and control me The new world is going to flip and humen will move on and you will be nothing but a failed group of humen, aliens or A I that tryed and failed.
wow if all you can do is just sit on ur ass and make these stupid things than i think that u either need a woman or need to move out of ur moms place and get a life
@safaklo Seriously, this should be the most awesome movie ever.... I is fu**ing oficial. Becoz this is made in China. Note the Chinese Kanaji characters in the matrix text-flow.
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I'm afraid that you do not understand that the Matrix isn't restricted to out of date concepts of the OS that is associated with conventional OS algorithms.
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I think maybe a prequel would work? Morpheus spoke of the original one who freed the first of the humans, would be interesting to see how he saw past the illusion and how he broke free. A sequel? Nah. Prequel? Yeah, maybe.
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basemcrebbfep 6 days ago
soooo funny
stv497 1 week ago
Nice one, that is a video from a german PC magazine, but thats a lot of years ago. It was so funny as I saw that the first time.
eurobertics 1 week ago
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timpa666 1 week ago
wtf
adarshhadeed 2 weeks ago
this was really funny, nice work! :D
SuperSpectator101 2 weeks ago
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hahahaha nice computer graphics even comparable to the original. They should make this the parody movie of matrix I think this will be a blockbuster.
j2d2nd 2 weeks ago
hahaha....very funny...was pissed off initially. but cudn't leave after watchin for abt 10-15 seconds...
nitinbansal85 2 weeks ago
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ProtestadasGospel 2 weeks ago
Thumbs up if at first you were pissed off but continued watching and started laughing *ashamedOfMyself*
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anz195 2 weeks ago
This is "Matrix XP"!
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Hammerspalter 2 weeks ago
Nossa que merda de video em !
albert13331 2 weeks ago
Simply amazing...
YukiMasshiro 2 weeks ago
Cock sucker!
zombeeka 2 weeks ago
u guys have no sence of hummer this is not funny at al
rockyizback1995 2 weeks ago
No es el mejor triler improvisado que he visto ya que he visto mejores
luistehbest 2 weeks ago
)))
SERJgood 2 weeks ago
so now he got the purple pill LOL nice vid :D
Yakushi0Mikatsu 2 weeks ago
lol :D
Mr06Asad 2 weeks ago
HAHAHAHA great!!
loccnut 3 weeks ago
Fucking funny :) it made me laugh so well done
TheGingerninja28 3 weeks ago
you know it's official when official's spelled "oficial"
darkyodd 3 weeks ago 17
Corny as hell
illeststyles 3 weeks ago
omg! this is awesome!
pkdca 3 weeks ago
for fucks sake guys how many people are gonna hate on this video?! Its a piss take, and a really good one too, not a fuckin rick roll like you lame ass fuckers with too much time on your hands! Well done to whoever created this, and all involved, make me giggle like a pixie with a prawn up his ass!
Sykesee 3 weeks ago
@Sykesee I have to agree with you. This was pretty good, hilarious, and not a fucking Rick Rolled. Everyone thinks thats ok to do, but when people put some effort into screwing around with you people start hating on them. Stop taking whatever drugs are fucking you assholes up and get a sense of humor while your at the store you morons! (Also if your argument for hating is that its corny and stupid...thats because thats the point idiots. *DUH!!!*)
VADERCLONE 3 weeks ago
@VADERCLONE Thank fuck there is somebody out there with a sense of humour! I was starting to think i was on my own there for a while! ;)
Sykesee 3 weeks ago
I feel dumber after watching that
captanhakob 3 weeks ago
i wonder how old is the guy that played neo?
DARKILOF 3 weeks ago
JEJEJJE
zamty1 3 weeks ago
great job...nice work and great fun :)
craftyartistuk 4 weeks ago
trolled
TheCrazymadog 1 month ago
Funny Video!! flaging people flag real abuses or get a life
peaceking123 1 month ago
WTF that shiznits was hilarios!!!!!!good vid
haverick23 1 month ago
hahaha nice
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the directors were very clear about the trilogy: no more no less
slodere 1 month ago
great! :D
vlado1308 1 month ago
bahahhahaaha nice xD
supashot1990 1 month ago
2:12 lol
hippyforces 1 month ago
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steeler79win 1 month ago
Why do people keep putting the word "OFFICIAL" on their blatently UN-OFFICIAL videos ?
What a waste of server space. FLAGGED.
FilGee100 1 month ago
What the fuck?
PepiiitoStyle 1 month ago
what a piece of crap
TheDaxindex 1 month ago
hahaha! i've seen this one..this was one hell of a porn movie. Really pretty girls and nice scenarios..hahaha! last time i've seen this was around 2004.
pogpogcasino 1 month ago
lol
ichigo29ful 1 month ago
Looks like the same people who made Power Rangers did this video.
ZRoachpuff 1 month ago
This was so pathetically cringe it was unbelievable
Iliketheflatb00bs 1 month ago
FAYOLLLL !!
maximkalmikov 1 month ago
You must be below 15 to find this funny. If you're over, then you had a terrible childhood because you would find these jokes really tiring repeating many times >_>
mrpr1nc3 1 month ago
Stupid as HELL, and corny.
Lee67ify 1 month ago
HA HA HA :) LOOOL :) FUNY :)
demodome 1 month ago
i seriously dont know if i should like it or dislike it...
VikingsxBane 1 month ago
neo wanted to be in the movies again then he took an arrow to the knee
SERGANTANGEL 1 month ago
@SERGANTANGEL
SKYRIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bcool044 1 month ago
well played man, well played
balzz64 1 month ago
lol
stormlover1000 1 month ago
everything about this is fucking retarted
MrImhungryfeedme 1 month ago
i dont care about the quality this vid was awesome and funny anyone who didn't find it funny needs to get a life =D
funnybunny350 1 month ago 27
@funnybunny350 and you need to get some sense of humor
illeststyles 3 weeks ago
@funnybunny350 THIS WAS RECORDER A LONG TIME AGO. I WANTED TO POST SOMETHING FUNNY ON MY CHANNEL SO THAT'S WHY I HAVE THIS VIDEO. BUT DONT WORRY THIS WAS JUST A COMMERCIAL FOR A GERMAN PRODUCTION. AND IM SURE THEY DO HAVE LIFE. ALSO, THEY GOT PAID A LOT FOR MAKING THIS VIDEO.
4038jose 5 days ago
stupid
mekongrightcorner 1 month ago
que mierda
MrChip1881 1 month ago
I just.. Want to kill you right now...
FrostBittenAgony 1 month ago
OMG So stupid..
Mrietje88 1 month ago
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Canabismk 1 month ago
Otima montagem, show
Joaobandeiraneto 1 month ago
Why is the code in japanese i think US or the UN whoud a good spokes contury for the All seeing Eyes, Illuminated ones or the people that think they can tame humens.P.S this is to the comment sensors try to tame humen HaHa try to help or/and control me The new world is going to flip and humen will move on and you will be nothing but a failed group of humen, aliens or A I that tryed and failed.
Mocctunay 1 month ago
Illuminati at 1:04
syedtalhasxr 1 month ago
wow if all you can do is just sit on ur ass and make these stupid things than i think that u either need a woman or need to move out of ur moms place and get a life
doomcreator123 1 month ago
Impresionante! muy original
pabloiwa01 1 month ago
This is just Matrix XP. a german fan made movie from 199X and the guy who uploaded it as "official trailer 2011" is more gay than twilight!
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COREeye67 1 month ago
fuckin gay
gangoul1 1 month ago
is it that hard to tell the viewers its a fun trailer in the title?
pasvadin 1 month ago
Lame, dnt call it something that its not
NePdXploit 1 month ago
Q mierd
chaparal695 1 month ago
que porqueria
luciustremere02 1 month ago
best fake trailer i have even seen :D
w84me2join 1 month ago
Potato version 0.2
Marloz550 1 month ago
lol
ladymarianne 1 month ago
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ZachMaster26 1 month ago
fucking stupid
thresholder1 1 month ago
Matrix 4 retarded, twits
crazyjim72 1 month ago
ummmmmmmmmm volunteers now you switch tents and swap bongs. whiteboy
MrLeegeorgiou 1 month ago
uuuhhhh hhhmm
kityyslam 1 month ago
u no its fake when the person uploading i cant spell official , fucking illiterate cunts
dan05011991 1 month ago
0:40 trinity shat herself
dufty1986 1 month ago
put the plug in and bite the cord.....you guys suck
ftlewissoldier 1 month ago
Gay
defcon6665150 1 month ago
ok i think i have just lost 10% of my brain cells from watching 1:53 of that, i dont dare watch the rest. incase i end up like them.
MrDooby09 1 month ago
"Warffles, lot's of Warfflles"
sportswolf3 1 month ago
Lol, well it was funny, but kind of dissappointing
clmx3d 1 month ago
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arbab123100 2 months ago
Did i just add another view to this????
8872Sunny 2 months ago
There are things you should not joke about...
leitowuff 2 months ago
so full of hate right now!!!
NathanElson001 2 months ago
i love potato technology!!
Akoulino 2 months ago
My eyes hurt
TheRavz4u 2 months ago
blue pill BLUE PILL!!
TRIQUETRA24 2 months ago
Veni, Vidi, Vici.
I came, I lol'd, I pressed the replay button.
eclipsedragonwing 2 months ago 5
AT FIRST... it looked like lots of crap put together, i was just about to X it and....
IT GOT WAY BETTER, and made me laugh. i know it took lots of work,
SO WELL DONE
TheReligionist 2 months ago 2
fuk yall niggas
seriousman110 2 months ago
instead of making fake previews go get a job
dantheman71585 2 months ago
lol LMAO WTF?!
Xavierrebirth 2 months ago
I always wondered what would happen if the matrix divided by 0
olimakiella 2 months ago
COMEDIC!!!
medusyn 2 months ago
well at least I had a laugh
n0n570p 2 months ago
mmm suicidate por fome
amameconmantequilla 2 months ago
After watching this i wanted to kill my self.
Massdeleter 2 months ago
Uploaded by 4038jose on 10 Jan 2009
samixali1233 2 months ago
People are taking this too seriously, its obviously just a joke, Jeezzzz
Mawndow 2 months ago
well 2011 ends in only a few weeks, and there is no news on this so fak
AIphaDog 2 months ago
@AIphaDog no shit sherlock
razz0404 2 months ago
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AIphaDog 2 months ago
Was this video recorded via some sort of potato.
MZB93 2 months ago 72
@MZB93 why is it always a potato?
theboomoperator679 2 months ago
@theboomoperator679 Don't know you should ask the one who started it off in the first place.
MZB93 2 months ago
@MZB93 best comment ever.
bobfantasy 1 month ago
ofical!?
safaklol 2 months ago
@safaklo Seriously, this should be the most awesome movie ever.... I is fu**ing oficial. Becoz this is made in China. Note the Chinese Kanaji characters in the matrix text-flow.
GhostMensRea 2 months ago
what was the budget for this piece of shit?
WEEZAVELE 2 months ago
waferz, lotz and lotz of waferz... (goes to store to buy wafers)
JamesRabbid123 2 months ago
Non male, alcune scene sono anche molto divertenti..... bravi!!
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bryeeds 2 months ago 3
hijo de puta
tumarida 2 months ago
Cameras should be more complicated, at least a mental puzzle code
085misza 2 months ago
LOL
Sims2Yognaught 2 months ago
Oh no.. Not another "In a world"..
ToreDL87 2 months ago
Actually laughed when he ran unto the pole
GunnerAlpha1 2 months ago
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I'm afraid that you do not understand that the Matrix isn't restricted to out of date concepts of the OS that is associated with conventional OS algorithms.
ChicaWolverina 2 months ago
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ChicaWolverina 2 months ago
Aww man
eallan13 2 months ago
fags
Fyre1022 2 months ago
looks like the matrix deleted scenes or somthing like that :D
nitromegmamer 2 months ago
That type of voice would never be associated with The Matrix
Bigthingreg 2 months ago
wtf why just why
MrJibstar101 3 months ago
WTF 1:26 This is epic fail!
christ9003 3 months ago
lol starts with ...in a world when you have acheved it all....lol epic fail
disassterus 3 months ago
Be interesting if they downgraded the matrix: stripped it of its laws so all of neo's enemys can fly and stuff.
ZeroSilence91 3 months ago
I laughed at the suggestions upon reading the pathetic title, 4038jose, great spelling EPIC FAIL!
xWeMakeVidsx 3 months ago
I would pay $3 to see this in theaters.
jareski 3 months ago
"lolo ol lo..fake..crap crap
castillo18888 3 months ago
Crap crap crap and more crap!!!!!!
soonton69 3 months ago
degenerate freak
XxSrBiNxX 3 months ago
oh man this would be kick ass title....
philipzown7 3 months ago
what am I watching!?
Zak4000life 3 months ago
gotta give them credit, this was actually pretty funny.
Timberwolf460 3 months ago
0:00 - Looks at dislike bar.
0:01 - Writes This Comment.
0:02 - Leaves Video.
imNayth 3 months ago
it seems fake, but i'll wait for it =D
Blitzcrel 3 months ago
What fucktard made this pile of shit?
seriesviewer97 3 months ago
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i really want to see this movie in all its low budget glory
RichardG3RE 3 months ago
fuck
TheMarinernivas 3 months ago
Spelling mistake in title.........lol
BusinessforSale12 3 months ago
it's fake, neo looks different, i swear it
SWTheNewEmpire 3 months ago
Stop wasting time by posting this crap...damn
gaijinboy69 3 months ago
This was actually pretty funny..... I don't think everyone could something like this
blacksoulstar2011 3 months ago
WOW!! did you guys had the guts to go out to the streets dressed like that or u just changed cloths at the supermarket?
Srsly what up with trynity at 0.40 way of walking? does she has something stuck up her ass? cus it rly seams like it!!
You guys win on this FAIL!
bmshark 3 months ago
actually that was pretty good for a parody/joke
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unseenocean 3 months ago
I think maybe a prequel would work? Morpheus spoke of the original one who freed the first of the humans, would be interesting to see how he saw past the illusion and how he broke free. A sequel? Nah. Prequel? Yeah, maybe.
MadaOOS 3 months ago
lame
crazycracka71 3 months ago
next time you better not record this with a toaster
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bartom71 3 months ago
Les gens qui pètent des câbles, vous pouvez vous la fermer au pire.
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Blindney 3 months ago
FUCK YOUR MOM...TO THE GUY WHO MAKE THIS SHIT!!!!
AleksaRis 3 months ago