2006 Mike Valenti Michigan State - Notre Dame Rant Part 1

[thebluefus]

Feel for Foster. How can anyone put up with this? Man is a saint

[Tony2581]

what a deuche...

[michstateboy]

that is embarrassing and funny. But sadly more embarrassing then funny.

[thebluefus]

valenti is a whiny bitch.  Change that tampon!!

[ludwig02177]

Anyone else thinks he sounds like Chris Farley here? 

[thecuckookid]

I think I saw those two huge, ugly domes flying along Woodward Ave during the Thanksgiving Day parade.

[ChuckMAST3R]

Mike Valenti looks like Shane from The Walking Dead

[hhigh90]

I wish someone would have this much passion about Michigan football on the radio

[Wood97son]

Prepare for Outback Bowl

[16for6]

people care about msu?

[mdy18]

Timeouts arent like cell phone minutes...THE DONT CARRY OVER!! HAHA

[mdecarlo427]

This is absolutely awesome!! Anytime I need a laugh I put this on. 

[texasfight1814]

Timeouts are not like cell phone minutes! They don't carry over!

[ClairvoyantD]

MAKE PLAYS! MAKE PLAYS!

[hockeykid3995]

he had another hilarious show today after michigan state lost once again to notre dame!

[jus1dimple07]

the rent was classic lmao

[BIGNARI22]

"AGAIN!" LMFAOOOOO That's the best part! He channeled his inner Mick Foley and Chris Farley

[Maizeandbluekid]

Can't believe it's been 5 years...

[wolverinefangowings]

I am a die hard michigan wolverines fan...and I still listen to Valenti every day on the drive home...great show...thanks mike and terry for all your great insights and entertainment value

[jmcieslak0]

CRY, SPARRTYY, CRYYYY WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[321ian]

i wonder how he feels about the 2011 capital one bowl lmao

[Roseclan24]

Love the fact the he pulled a Rock moment!

Foster: Hey listen, you a.....

Valenti: IT DOESN'T MATTER!

[colslax]

I feel like I could rewrite this rant for far too many Minnesota Golden Gophers games.

But I'm still gonna care, hope, and be there. Ski U Mah.

[tommylehman]

Damn. Dude is about to cry. 

[redrider2500]

You showed up to play mike??? you're a fan who cares if you stuffed your face with corn dogs and nachos or if you "showed up to play" get it in your head...you dont make a difference clown!

[TheIRISHEYESRSMILING]

hahahaha Notre Dame did win that game. They scored the points, they stopped the offense on D, and they just had better coaching and more heart. Sorry Sparty. One of the greatest games I've ever seen. GO IRISH! Watch out this year too when Sparty comes into ND. Going to be a massacre.

[LogDog99]

@TheIRISHEYESRSMILING

Yeah, just like in 1997, 1999, 2001, 2003, 2005 and 2007 right? LOL what a delusional fanbase.

You've beaten MSU exactly four times since 1996 in 15 opportunities. In those four wins, you've won by exactly 17 points total. So there aint gonna be any "massacre" about it. Hopefully, Floyd doesn't get another DUI before the game.

[DetroitTigersFan187]

WOW The man was nearly in tears! At one point your laughing, but then you feel bad for him, or both haha!

:( :)

[ChuckMAST3R]

Dont care for college football but this rant is fucking gold.

[MrThatswhatshesaid12]

@Built4knk Michigan football has been irrelevant since the year 1949. Still bitching about 2001? Are you shitting me? Most pathetic fan base ever. Howard dropped the ball. Real wins over Michigan? So I guess the past 3 years did not happen? Expect to get your sorry asses to lose once again in EL. I don't think your shitty ass defense has improved.

[Tigersfan829]

@MrThatswhatshesaid12 lol if michigan has somehow been irrelevant since 1949, does that mean state has been irrelevant...forever? 

[MrThatswhatshesaid12]

@Tigersfan829 I don't think winning a Big Ten tittle just this year is irrelevant.

[MrThatswhatshesaid12]

@MrThatswhatshesaid12 *title

[DetroitTigersFan187]

@MrThatswhatshesaid12

Irrelevant since 49?? Im pretty sure its US whos has the most big 10 titles out of any school, US whos winning the All Time series against you fucks, and US whos the winningest and most nationally recognized/televised school in history!

We got a new coach, new recruitment. Michigan football is BACK mother fuckaaa!!

[VladimirUlya]

@DetroitTigersFan187 lol have to love michigan fans for hoping for the best. I like hoke as a coach but he is starting out behind coach D as far as getting their systems in place.

love the rant, this guy is a clown though

[DetroitTigersFan187]

@MrThatswhatshesaid12

3 years of being better than us and East Lansing jizzes in their pants! GET OVER YOURSELVES!

Brady Hoke is a TRUE michigan man who helped turn a shitty Ball State team into a bowl bound team! Just IMAGINE what he can do with Meeeeeechigan!

[victory4msu25]

@DetroitTigersFan187 rich rod took WVU to BCS games didn't make a difference once he got to a real conference, so what makes you think Hoke will be any different? The guy has a losing record in his career. He has like two winning seasons, and was the 4th choice for michigan. There is a reason they didn't want him in the first place. Its gonna be a blood bath in east Lansing this October.

[nerfisepic]

@DetroitTigersFan187 Wait a sec... you think Hoke is from Ball State. I'm a fuckin OSU fan and I know he's from SDSU. 

[DetroitTigersFan187]

@nerfisepic hes from both

[nerfisepic]

@DetroitTigersFan187 Yeah but his most recent job was SDSU. Anyway, your defense still sucks, MSU whooped your ass, and it's gonna soon be 8 in a row for the buckeyes, come November.

[DetroitTigersFan187]

@nerfisepic

yes our D is still horrid! we lost to MSU fair and square but I think OSU is gonna be a close game!

:)

[nerfisepic]

@DetroitTigersFan187 Im with you there. As lon as Braxton stays healthy we've got a shot.

[DetroitTigersFan187]

@nerfisepic

true...true.. at least were not gonna get blown the fuck out by OSU year after year anymore! That shit doesnt hang well with this university hahaha

[nerfisepic]

@DetroitTigersFan187 Even though I hate Michigan, good luck in November.

[nerfisepic]

@DetroitTigersFan187 Yeah but you haven't won a title in 7 years and OSU hasn't not won one.

[nerfisepic]

@MrThatswhatshesaid12 lol It's funny because you beat them.

[MrThatswhatshesaid12]

@Built4knk Desmond Howard is an overrated piece of shit. Michigan sucks.

[mcglinn2]

This is why Valenti is the best on the radio. I broke my tailgate tent after this game and my voice was worse. Sparty On!

[bretm88]

as long as we keep kicking michigans ass we wont have to hear any more of these

[nikkigurl59]

This never, ever, gets old.

[jamare456]

Notice everything this man say is soo true.It hurts to hear the truth but it's true!

[26bigfella]

i live in detroit & i was listening this day when mike went absolutely APE SHIT! an all time sports radio classic LMFAO

[GoongalaGoongala]

@26bigfella I remember hearing this live as well and as a Michigan fan this rant made that ND meltdown even sweeter. Fucking classic. Bring the Sports Inferno back!

[mikeymofoshow]

A GREAT rant. Why is everyone makin a big deal about two bald dudes? Mike n Terry are awesome.

[Vertigo2903]

he makes me embarassed to be an MSU alum sometimes

[TUdaToken]

@Vertigo2903 oh come on man, I felt the same way as him, that John L. Smith era was AWFUL and he needed to address it badly

[amaysnj]

This was funnier than any Art Regner rant.

[bibman5150]

@amaysnj Yes it was

[nikkigurl59]

MAKE PLAYS! DONT SIT THERE AND PUCKER! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[BRBaller1213]

"I WAS BUSY FIRING UP MY SECTION! I DIDN'T CHOKE, I SHOWED UP TO PLAY!"

[GDPDearborn]

Um yeah WTF. Mike Valenti sounds like grown 45 year old man. Come to find out he's 30 and looks like he's Eastern European. I guess what they say about radio voices is true. DOES THIS GUY REALLY SOUND A DAY YOUNGER THAN 45 or 50

[saucerspecial]

@GDPDearborn yeah, and he was 26 at the time of this rant

[rslocum74]

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[555MARCUS666]

and now drew stanton is off doing the dougie. 

[TUdaToken]

from choking on applesauce to Big Ten Champs in 4 years, HELL YEA STATE

[Eazye2002x]

Valenti and Foster are awesome

[bibman5150]

@Eazye2002x Yes they are!!!

[bibman5150]

@Eazye2002x You bet they are!!!!!!!!!!

[bibman5150]

@Eazye2002x You bet they are!!!!!!

[bzurvalec]

I remember this game and as a Spartan alum, I was EXTREMELY frustrated by it too. By to go ON AND ON THIS LONG about it...you need some help guy. Seriously, there are more important things in this world than a bunch of 18 to 22-year-olds playing football.

[TUdaToken]

@bzurvalec he's a sports radio talk show host, and an alumni, he feels the need to express himself rightfully, that we don't feel like flipping out, I honestly felt good hearing him flip out because he had the courage and the pride to express himself like that, i'm sure he feels good now though

[bada87bing]

this is too funny... mike valenti is an asshat

[smichaels10]

Awesome rant!!

[4masterfuls]

0:44 "hey we didnt need that this morning buddy boy"  -Terry Foster on Mike making that choke noise Lmao ....classic

[discoron77]

Gunpei Yokoi

[Stasua]

@Gabepaullikegirls Yeah and he acts like a jackass and a child while doing his job. Also, I guarantee he has never been that riled up over one subject in his life and ranted like that like he did in this clip. Hence, some life.

[Falcon2342]

Mikey V is awesome. He is loud, abrasive, and even obnoxious some times, but he is very knowledgeable and entertaining. The Valenti and Foster show is as entertaining as it gets. Boombaye!

[Stasua]

If it wasn't Notre Dame they lost to, this kid, yes kid, would never have made this rant in the first place. What's worse is I know he hasn't thought more about a subject in his life than this ND vs. MSU game. Not politics, not religion, not life and death. Some life.

[caoanmin]

@Stasua Eh? Not only is sports his job... you've obviously never listened to his radio show at all if you think this game is the only thing that he's ever cared about.

[redwingsmike3718]

@Stasua

And yet it's his job to watch sports, care about them, and talk about them. He got paid for that rant.

You on the other hand probably don't even have a job and you're on youtube talking shit about some no name talk radio host in Detroit. Some life.

[nerfisepic]

@Stasua Why do you fucking care? GTFO

[63IRISH63]

This is almost as good as John Smith smacking himself in the face.  "THEY CHOKED ON APPLESAUCE!"

[jesuismort]

"You let them get into halftime so fat boy can feed them pudding"

haha this is priceless.

[IWORSHIPBENDER18]

thou irate

[toddandjillian]

what a baby!!!this spartty hangs up on callers all the time when they dont agree with him...someone should go 2 commercial on his ass!!!

[JaySpotTx]

This rant is just begging to be Auto-Tuned.

[MSUfan54]

pahahahaha as a die hard MSU this game ruined my life for a month, but this rant is HILARIOUS

[autismpete]

MAKE PLAYS!!!!!

[TUdaToken]

for everybody who hates on this guy, you have noooooooo clue how much we had to deal with during the john l. smith days, and trust me when my father (alumni '75) and I saw this, we talked for at least an hour and just describing how bad and miserable we were as spartans at the time being, just letting all of the steam out, I don't blame Mike

[jamare456]

@TUdaToken Yea homie i agree it sure was miserable doing the John L Smith error! 

[GoongalaGoongala]

@TUdaToken Michigan fans can relate. Rich Rod anyone?!?!

[umfan720]

There's a reason we call him mike vuvuzela, he's loud and annoying and that's the only thing he's good for.

[jwb864]

jeez what a cry baby

[mustanggt12382]

@simoshea I agree with you and I am a Spartan fan, Valenti is a embarrassment to the school and real Spartans. Guy talks like a big shot yet this ass clown never even played fuckin high school football, sorry you don't have the cred to talk like some big shot when you never walk the walk. XYT was the bomb when Kirk Gibson and Gary Danielson were there, both those guys walked the walk. Now were stuck with this ass clown, and the other station on AM doesn't offer up much either.

[thecuckookid]

Oh man, these two have faces made for radio! If those huge domes get any bigger, they will float away like the Goodyear blimp.

[Atomsk211]

@thecuckookid Well do you think it helps you come here and boost the count on there video?

[thecuckookid]

@Atomsk211 I know but I had to bring attention to those ugly domes.

[ekempisty]

@simoshea your an idiot. everything he says it the complete truth. you say real athlete but if they were REAL athletes. that BS shouldnt happen

[Kurzhal09]

Well, ND did win! Also no one cares what this assclown says.

[Sambarre]

This rant had me crying. I first heard it on the Bangcartoon Radio Hour show. I laughed so much this actually got me listening to Mike and Terry in the afternoon when I can.

[stretch813]

"How about the good time you had with your dad this weekend."

hahahahahaha classic

[BOOMEROU4]

mismanaged the clock againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnn didnt use their timeout right againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnn let annother team make adjustments againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnn

classic

[simoshea]

Valenti is a moron. I love it when guys that have never played the game criticize real athletes. Typical jerkoff Spartan frat boy.

[11brady29]

shut up.....your a moron....where did you play? your the typical hater that cant stand to be told the truth

[jjrowe02]

LOL Mikey!!! Your the best! Best sports show in Detroit By far!!!

I would love if Mike would make a special appearance on the DREW & Mike show on 101 the wrif. What a Triple Combo pack that would be!

[muffinluveruuu]

i love how his rage progresses from composed to blood gurgling in his throat.

[JLaw1977]

Go Blue!!!!!!!!!!

[IknowDannyToo]

Valenti is awesome!

[smacd66]

Hilarious! I love it where Terry Foster tries to stop him!

[xxxrandomjamezxxx]

im liking thiis video keep doing what your doing.

could you check out mine? if you like my videos you should subscribe,lol well keep up the good work and have a nice day :)

[Falcone45]

God, this guy is so pissed. But, why does this fucking douchebag have to fit the stereotype of the angry MSU fan? This is funny and really damn sad at the same time.

[baseballermh3564]

@Falcone45 cuz they suck and hes an alumn of msu

[Gregsynth]

His voice is absolutely shot!

[psoulman80]

The greatest rant/meltdown ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jc1393]

Go Blue!

[willthecreator]

that was funny i fekt kije i was going to throw up

[crazycandy999999999]

Wonder how he feels now LMAO

[spartansfan868]

drew stanton is my boy, but i agree with mikey

[s86phoenix]

you can just feel the frustration build

[Pistolkid007]

"I was busy firing up my section!!!" LMAO

[robbr09]

LMAO...Valenti is succh a douchebag

[selfcon]

Make plays!!!!

[st8champ90]

Valenti is such a whining loser! GO BLUE!

[mineonlyhoof]

@st8champ90 LOL hows that Go Blue feelin now? State just beat dat ass 3 straight in a row chump stain

[zatch113]

"I didn't choke, I showed up to play!"

Lol naw man you're just a fan.

[breezwonder]

Bring back Art Regner to WXYT

[BigDetroiter]

I love 97.1 The Ticket! And all the shows! Jay and Bill, Karsch and Anderson, Valenti and Foster, Caputo and Fithian. I have also listened to 1270 WXYT The Sports Station. I LOVE 97.1!

[banksfan02]

MIKEY!!!

[jeffdunn2]

Vaenti is the man, listen to him everyday. Im a Michigan fan but still love him, thats saying a lot.

[mdy18]

Understand that your timeouts are not like Cell phone minutes...THEY DONT CARRY OVER!!....hahahaha

[krice982]

LMAO Mike- "I tried"

[ELJimO1985]

well terry tryed lol

[bexlions135]

lol.

[bibman5150]

PUCKER! PUCKER! PUCKER!

[Zagtastic101]

What the hell that was not the whole clip, take this off and put the stuff about drew puff and stuff and the other assistant. That was hilarious

[BOOMEROU4]

mismanaged the clock aaaaaaagggggggggain!!!!they didn't use there timeouts right aaaaaaaaaaagggggggggain!!!!!!t hey allowed an opponent to get into halftime to make adjustments aaagggggggain!!!!!ROFL

[cheemahrowkay9]

no mike. nd won. its the skill of michigan state (or lack therof) that prevailed.

[thelasterd]

Haven't lost to them since... tom bigby is a dick, was to insult him at 7:50

[RogerPopKid]

who is loud mouthed hairless big head? in iceland we would not allow large hairless head to be on radio. who is black hairless bigger head?

[GDPDearborn]

@RogerPopKid Roger stop pretending like radio even exists there. No one gives a fuck about Iceland.

[Atomsk211]

@RogerPopKid Iceland? LMAO your not in iceland with a computer.

[thecuckookid]

@Atomsk211 My mother is from Iceland and they have computers and radio.

[BOOMEROU4]

mismanaged the clock aaaaaaagggggggggain!!!!they didn't use there timeouts right aaaaaaaaaaagggggggggain!!!!!!t hey allowed an opponent to get into halftime to make adjustments aaagggggggain!!!!!ROFL

[crawford371]

art regner's rants on the lions are better

[mudsquid]

Hilarious! This guy's pathetic.

[04EsTi]

u mean 100% correct?

[DanHalen1]

He got to say what we all wanted to say, what we did say, what we screamed and yelled at our TV's. That game will be forever burned into my mind. I have never wanted to commit random acts of violence because of a game, but that night was a different story. I thought I was going to lose it. Thank God for Dantonio.

[horseplop9]

bradssargons, what beautiful state do you lay your head at?? rather be by canada than mexico jacksss

[BOOMEROU4]

i have heard this on rivals radio on Sirius and this is the first time i have heard the whole thing. Damm funny. I remember watching this game and was pissed because I hate Notre Dame. Love this soundbite. BOOMER SOONER

[givensbc]

lol hilarious

[Bradbssargdons]

i heard clips of this on XM radio and had to come check it out. he sounds like hes about to fall over and die from a heart attack. michigan state sucks anyways. its practically canada.

[miltre21]

mismanaged the clock aaaaaaagggggggggain!!!!they didn't use there timeouts right aaaaaaaaaaagggggggggain!!!!!!t­hey allowed an opponent to get into halftime to make adjustments aaagggggggain!!!!!ROFL

[kingman3]

amazing

[softshoes]

God, I wish this was on video. I was listening the morning he did this rant and even tho I'm not a State fan this was great.

"Time outs are not like cell phone minutes" classic.

[kingbuckeye]

One of the all-time great rants, and with great analysis as well.

[Uvissiet]

That's so amazing about this. The guy absolutely melted down, yet kept his train of thought, which made it even funnier. "NOW LET ME GET TUDDA COACHES!!!!" Sooooo funny!

And to think that this guy has to follow the Lions...

[cruss11]

this is classic