Louis CK - Saddest Handjob

[SheerPandemonium]

Did I say spamming? I meant Rudy Powser on Youtube..? But for real how can you beat louie C.K. on youtube?

[13inchpenis69]

it turned into a dutch rudder.....???

[13inchpenis69]

so did that count as a dutch rudder...?

[Phase2Videos]

"She's not getting any deader"

[reginafromrio]

blowjobs are so much easier.

[hayleighXsays]

Louis CK > Dane Cook.

all day errday.

[Whit3andR3d]

Holy shit. This is the most brutally honest and hilarious peice of stand up I think I've ever seen. Louis CK is incredible.

[PyrozPlayground]

You look like your mom!!! LOL

[teplungor]

i cant figure out why he is divorced. 

[cobrastriesand]

“My ex-wife, she really didn’t like the material that I did. And that’s something I regret, that I wasn’t more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn’t ask. So that’s how that goes.”

The master himself in the New York Times this weekend.

[KoolDudester]

I used to feel bad for louis ck when I heard about him getting divorced

[kaytg89]

"umm ya that sounds awesome" hahhaah

[salparadise63]

Brilliant. Thank God for a man that can make us laugh at our pain. In a way, that is what a lot of life is about. He gets it.

[TaamSoul]

"It's taking me a while to cum, and she starts getting impatient... COME ON! COME OON! Like yelling come on into my dick, seriously"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[tartbones]

epic

[lectrick]

Just fuckin... married on the couch.

[SupaAmi]

Omfg, Hahahah

[xxBeardyman137xx]

lol 'fuck you, i pay the rent and ill shit on her bed if i want to' roflmao

[crazyp2jimmy]

LMAO I hope his wife doesn't see this.

[jaysone247]

I'm sorry, that was fuckin' funny. If you don't feel the same...HAVE BABIES!

[Blackjesus3]

y r u sorry?

[coolshit28]

This guy needs to get a divorce as clearly this women isn't serving his needs.

[Ginteru]

@coolshit28 He's doing it for fun.

[GenuineVanillaFace]

"fuck it I'm getting one more before I call the cops!"

[DavidGKal]

that is sooo fucking funny

[bhb88s]

HEY LICK YOUR PALM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmfao xD xD xD

[Bighairyfart]

best bit she misunderstood me, u look ur mom

[MaiLouIsLegend]

hahah yupp, shes tired of you :)

[asseeninYOURDREAMS]

funny

[Grobari]

not the saddest handjob, this happened to ME with my 18 year old gf. 18!! She's supposed to be enjoying my dick ffs!

[bamesJ]

she's not going to get any deader

[falconhead67]

funniest video i've ever seen

[jjws]

"i pay the rent, ill shit on her bed if i want to" lol

[j2loco]

haaa yeah that sounds awsome! LOL

[DfFuse]

they lie on their side and cry.

omg makes things so clear now :o

[ClickHereForVideos]

Louis CK is fucking awesome!!!

My fav line of the whole bit:

"She gave him and handjob and then died.....of shame!"

LMFAO!!

[bmac103]

hahaha i was logging in to type exactly that, then read yours - awesome

[tonytrilex]

i love this guy is sooooooooo insanely funny!!!!!! Lick your palm...

What, you look like your mom!

[robodobobobo]

jerkin myself off with my tired wifes hand........hahaha

[MisterAtoms]

Everyone is citing decent shit and rolling over themselves, but you know what the real highlight of this video is. Shakespeare would be grateful as hell for that line...

[xB4R7x]

Lol, you look like your mom...

[cruhg]

lmao i just had the saddest handjob of my life last night, this skit makes me feel much better.

[SnortShroomz90]

this guy is hilarious

[comedysnob]

Hilarious.

[ArtCrag]

HAHAHAHAHAHA ive never seen this guy before

[leitermann]

here's the thing about handjobs: every woman is terrible at them because they don't have the kind of practice that it takes to master it, & if you ever meet a woman that is good at it, you should probably get on antibiotics & consult a doctor or something.

[niemanickurwa]

lmao fuck that was funny

[gamakatzu]

Louis CK: You are the funniest comedian I´ve seen in a long, loooong time. Keep it up!

[ghonnyboi]

I'll sell myself to science so girls can learn to do handjobs on me in your class. :)

[binkyiszdope]

ive mastered it 8]

[discodino]

you haven't mastered anything until you prove it to me.

[ghonnyboi]

Girls can never master the hand job. They need training classes for that shit.

[gpenn2]

Girls can't master it? Who's mastering it for you?

[ghonnyboi]

Hopefuly a girl who knows the meaning of the word commitment. :P

[brokenheadstuff]

anyone know of a clip (pretty sure it was from 'shameless', could be wrong) of the bit about his wife talking too much think it ends with "have some consideration for the fucking listener!!"

[speedemn]

Only comedian that relates to real married life!! Louis your the best!!!

[Bikerboy1137]

us guys.. we just need it to release, women need to make it all emotional about it and shiver and lay down and cry about it afterwards. hahahaha that part murdered me.

[OboxerU]

The reflecting pool part slayed me.

[logwind]

LMAO

[Pankotor]

that's hilarious! hahaha !

[canucksfan94]

Crude, Filthy, Disgusting and Vile!!! I LOVE IT!!!

[nov251968aab]

i think were married to the same woman

[cremeofawsome]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooollll

omg

[Riley784]

Fuckin hilarious!

Lick your palm! you look like your mom!

[SpeedWalker]

greatest man alive.

[sicchickk]

OMG thid guy is seriously one of the funniest comedians I have ever seen!!

[DanL728]

the city should put a red tag on a dick that has a psi level thats unacceptable

[mnmz2]

fuckin hilarious!

[Ruby3cat]

just sitting there married on the couch! awesome genius!

[mrshorteepantz]

lol

[GothicDemonGirl]

Louis C.K. owns.

[Liltyrant930]

that handjob was so tragic, there should be a monument with a little reflecting pool where u sit and go goddd that was so fucking sad LMFAOOo

[brynsefula]

hey LICK YOUR PALM!

[mrshorteepantz]

lol

[KrierKid92]

"She might of well have been dead at that point, It's like I came home and found her dead and said, fuck it I'm getting one more, who am I hurting, I'll call the Police, she's not getting any better". Hilarious. Funniest comedian alive.

[mrshorteepantz]

shes not gettin any "deader"

[myg0td0wn]

getting any deader

[stratman123]

He said "She's not getting any DEADER", which is even funnier!

[mickjonesrules]

This is hilarious! And I think Dane Cook steals from Louis.

[freakboyearthling]

louis is a legend, don't worry about his kids markOwar somehow I don't think they are going to grow up brainwashed by christians.

[MarkOwar]

man it would be awkward if his kids saw this when they grew up......

heh

[DJBobwire]

They'll be fine. Shit man. 'Probably one of the best fathers out there... Honesty is what a growing child needs to hear. heh

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[aro327]

he is hilarious

[jipidibipity]

Best comic in America

[Wyndowlies]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Aboslutely amazing comedy.

Perfect.

[amneal81]

My God! Funniest clip I've seen in a looooooooong time.

[Jay1728]

Louis C.K. ownz the world.

[joosebuck]

have you guys seen his show lucky louie on hbo?

[DJBobwire]

BRING BACK LUCKU LOUIE!!! [mycpace dot com slash save lucky louie]

[ghisn]

It's like I came home and found her dead on the kitchen floor and said, "Fuck it, I'm getting one more...I'll call 911...she's not gonna get any deader"

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA­AAAAAAAA

[triff1980]

Oh yeah. Brave comedy indeed. And genius frankly.

[voivod206]

this is great

[NeoCritical]

lol who's seen the clip where he talks about his crush on ewan mcgregor?

[gdbalck]

Comedic GENIUS!

[SamuelChase7]

LOL...The saddest handjob. All men can relate.

[singdai]

OMG! AHHAHAHHA

[awesomefighter2007]

lol that is so funny. =) thanks for posting.

[3pt2tl]

lolololol

[Savorist]

Hottest comedian out there in my opinion

Dane Cook steals all "his" jokes from this guy...

[tehsimo]

hahahaa

[jjuup]

This is a guy whos show got cancelled. What kinda moron cancels a show like Lucky Louie? This man is a geniuos!

[dxs87]

This reminds me of that Princess episode from Trey Parker and Matt Stone

[drummermylo]

lol I like how one of the keywords is "tasteless"

[mystikraven]

Actually, it says "Shameless"... as in, the title of the DVD this is from...

[rain2river66]

jesushfreakingchrist i nearly had a heart attack i laughed so hard, why? because it's true, i relate..

[kretsim]

happened to me

[SwollenEyeAgent]

*praises like false idol*

[tazz20200]

I can't wait to hear this joke again after Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia steal it.

[genericusername1]

hhahahahahaha

[Wallelia]

LOL i think the funniest shit was when he was like " you know wut i did? i finally just took her hand in my hand and jerked myself off". everything he said was fucking halarious though. And its crazy cuz i just found out about this shit by reading about another comedian accused of copying this dudes material

[trizkutt]

Yeah, but it will be much funnier when they do because it will be said louder with more hand gestures.

[up2late66]

It's like I came home and found her dead on the kitchen floor and said, "Fuck it, I'm getting one more...I'll call 911...she's not gonna get any deader"

LCK is a brilliant comic!

[ratni96a412]

"Hey, you know what? Fuck you! I pay the rent; I'll shit on her bed if I want to. Seriously; let me have a fuckin handjob in my house .. it's all I get!"

HAHAHA; love this guy on HBO!!

[rooka77]

hahaha

[colleenandgerry]

I luv this Guy! More videos on him -anytime!!!He is spot on!

[WOWplayahaters]

awsomely funny

[Lukifer]

"She must of died of shame, I guess."

[fuckyertube]

"the baby is asleep and my four year old is wherever the fuck she goes all day"

[briplun]

"were all gonna be in the paper tommorow" LMAO !

[ohword]

haha ridiculous

[Aivopieru]

I laughed so hard... damn. hilarious

[spetluk]

awesome, soo funny no wonder Dane Cooks steals all his jokes

[woodenautomatic]

he was feeling out the crowd. its his style.

[countslau]

me too and the whole thing is mega funny

[xsicilianonex]

i watched this last night on hbo haa hes really funny

[empte77]

FUCKING HILARIOUS! wow, he is funny

[barauskas]

do you really think this bit was a surprise to his wife? do you think any bit is a surprise to any comedian's wife or husband?

[hmngbrd]

I'll bet his wife wants to kill him!

[sregoreel]

its funny cos its happened to us all. or is it just me and him?

[mgenigma5]

HAHAHAHAHHAA

[kinney1990]

this dudes hilarious

[Neon360]

ahahahahahaha...

[acousticwes]

ok he is the funniest person alive