ST 1.0: Christmas is Wack...

[TodayTomorrowForeva]

haha do they even have dental?

[ashleyljackson3]

Woot

[emgotautubeaccount]

go elves!!!

[sandandsurf33]

your flippin hilarious!!

[NuWave12]

What kind of gingerbread are you eating? Gingerbread is Godly.

[iloveflash16]

"i went to the shop"...

-"kay ( girl ] whatcha want,?" O.O

LolLolLolLol! Ahh' I Love Youu...Rrr Videos xD

[IngridLyslo]

heyheyhey taste the norwegian gingerbread yo pepperkake yoyo yum

[13mkd31]

Hahahahah my christmas tree has things from toilet paper rolls to old cookies...I think they were art when I was like, 4....

[anythingbutsmart]

u look not as good >.<

[cocolove211]

penutbutter jelly time!! XD

[abbeyroad0625]

I love your hair. (:

[dances1nrain]

I thought this was your old hair before watched this cause I just started watching your videos today.. and that got me thinking. What does the awkward inbetween short hair and Beiber hair look like? Hmmm..

[amblovesoccer]

i love your hair short! to be honest i thought u looked like a 12 year old with it long :) no offence

[VictoryLlama]

Omgg ur so amazingggg(: i just found my new youtube hero<3 and who cares if ur not christain? everyone is wat they are

[EMLALA98]

coca cola invented santa clause. im not shitting you. i am not religus at all too so ya x-mas is wack

[EMLALA98]

coca cola invented santa clause. im not shitting you. i am not religus at all too so ya

[justlayinghere]

"how do you get in? my chimney is *shows little circle with hands* THIS BIG. you gotta be like...skinny motha, fit in chimney." HAHAHAH made my day.

[TheMissMaydayParade]

Bro, you're hilarious(:

seriously. you're so random.

it makes my day(:

[taylorissuperduper]

I like your hair better short, and I'm in love with your videos. Kbai.

[TheCandyfloss9]

I freakin' love gingerbread!! :-D

[RitaProductions94]

This was uploaded on my birthday :)

Tristan we missed you!

[SamIAmYourHam]

I actually like your hair like this more. Haha but, dude. I agree completely with pretty much everything you said in this video. I really don't understand the shit that goes down on Christmas...

[cucaa191]

to answer everyones question: on his tumblr it says hes an Atheist

[Kenah13]

LOL your a realist. its the best.

[LiVeByLaUgHiNg]

YEAH IM TOTALLY FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOUR LIKE STILL HOT, LIKE OH MY GOD TRISTAN, YOUR LIKE SO FREAKIN' HOT LIKE TOTALLY.. LOL :P

[101JeydonWale]

Hahahahahaa I love this!!!

[heybrittneyy]

just put wrapped candy on your gingerbread house so that you can eat it (the candy, not the house) later...

that's what i do!

[Missygirl1773]

@standardtristan Just wondering..but are you any religion? Don't worry though, I won't go "OMG YOUR GONNA GO TO HELL" or any of that jazz. Haha just curious.

[MusicGal4642]

Actually, in Germany, Santa does come through the front door. haha

[TheCharleeh]

haha this made my day :PP

[farrahblythe13]

ohmygosh; i think i just died 'why dont i see any broken windows?' LMFAOO ! <3

and ps. i love your hair just the samee ;)

[perfectlybizarre1]

lmao im sick right now so it hurts to laugh!..... lets just say im in pain :D

[youaregoodenoughx]

meeeeeeh -.- i loooooved your old hair.

still cute tho.

[TheCandyfloss9]

I laughed so hard :-D

You just have charisma. And at first I was like" WHOA! Where did the gorgeous hair go?!" But I've came round to it. You're still cute :-)

[OMGITSJONAS009]

genious.

pure genious. <3

[HugTheHobos]

gingerbread taste like shit .... santa is sum fat guy who breaks into your house and leaves you stuff.... but he steals your cookie and milk ....

[FaShIoNbUg17]

trees originated from germany.

ornaments originally were apples.

^ those are from a history documentary on christmas that i was forced to watch by my history teacher.

word!

[twilighter4ever101]

Wow. This made my day, even though it's after Christmas. I think it's awkward that a big part of Christmas is parents lying to their kids, telling them a fat guy in red is going to break into your house and give you stuff.....And for some reason kids are devastated when they find out that's not true... :) Ah well, tis the season.

[MattsRichardson]

By 32 degree weather, you mean like zero. Seriously WWU was frozen for like a week hah.

[acetest57]

u made this vid on dis birthday

[primplegirliessxoxo]

lol i mean i liked your hair better before.. but im soo glad your backk:) never fail to make me smile

[Barbara4u2]

the new hair is better :D

[singerxchick96]

15 people are Anti-Elf

[Leannegoble]

lol so your pretty much just freaking hilarious. And i like the fact that you express your opinion on religion. Much respect. Also, i like the hair, it suits you, (:

[cozyhart11942]

This vide is the best . [:

Nice hair cut.

I totally agree with all the things you said.

hahahah xD

i. love. tristan.

Merry Festives.

[cheeziefry]

umm and why didnt you give the reindeers credit? you think its an easy job pulling santa? hmm?

[katiespeachykeen]

Hehehe

Happy holidays :)

[Emitink]

hahahah omg you're so awesome.. I've loved you since the awwjam video, since it's how I discovered you.. :'D

[lovefunfill]

i'm a christian but i just totally love the way you make fun of this tradition :) i respect that you have guts to make vlogs with this kinda content! you shold study drama too!

[xAJxxLOVEx]

this is the best thing i've ever seen. bahahahhahaha

[RyansShowTV]

@jakeseen I'm sorry but that uncalled for... If someone's; Muslim, Buddhist(besides the fact it's more of a philosophy), Athiest, or Agnostic, you lose respect for them? That's some what of a bigoted outlook on people. Be that as it may, you are entitled to your own opinion. I'm not trying to start an argument or anything of the sort just saying. It's uncalled for.

[likewhoaashlyn]

The fat guy named santa is actually somebody, but his name isnt santa. a guy drew for coke ads and he drew himself as "santa" and, thats how it started. and he also drew the quaker oats guy. thats why they look the same. legit.

[mycrayonmelted40]

i'm an atheist and this is how i feel about christmas!!! thank you for understanding this shitty holiday!

[Cassandra3717]

I like your hair!!!! (:

[icymargarita10]

you're one of my favorite youtubers, period. long hair or short hair, cuss words or not, christian or not :)

[WIFFTIFF]

Wooooooooooooow, Your amazing.

I bow down too you.

[lolkaty116]

I totally dislike gingerbread.

[lalabri887]

you look like aaron carter a little bit when he was younger :0 OMG :)

[MrGage247]

Lmao ! Agree completely, Christmas really makes no sense... I find it funny how so many people, even those who are laid off work go an max out there credit cards, have to spend what they dont have.... where is the logic.

[madimooshoe18]

It's not like he's changed much.

You must only see him on Youtube, legit.

[ashleyyorkshire]

hah, you and charlie.

[DjCocoe42]

YOU ARE AWESOMER THAN BEFORE!

[AhAhChristina]

Lmao.

And why does it bleep out bitch, but not shit? XD

[standardtristan]

@AhAhChristina shit in my book isn't a swear word. XD

[Toyman6000]

@standardtristan NOthing is a swear word...they are just words...only some people give words more power...when it dont fucking matter

[Midnitelightning22]

Hahaha this video made me laugh so much! And thinking about it you were right how was Christmas even invented haha btw i like you new hair! :) Merry Christmas!

[jakeseen]

Your not christian? You've lost alot of respect from me Tristan.

[standardtristan]

@jakeseen you're very narrow minded. i just lost a lot of respect for you.

[Sammi3124]

@standardtristan Tristan.. What are you religiously? i would honestly like to know..

[LeftyHandedGuns]

@jakeseen a lot* you're* You've just lost a lot of respect from intelligent people... and all religions... so yeah, kind of everyone. Fail.

[emaapereira]

Everything you said about Christmas, gosh I agree 100%. Ahahha you're cute as fuck and I love your new haircut :)

[chickamariebabe]

Marry me? Then we could fuck all day.

[emilielovesyou2]

I wnat some TOMS!  And I am going to Vegas baby!!!:D

[charleaj]

Santa reminds me of the Kool-Aid dude. but with a beard and a hat.....I could see santa bustin up in yo' house.

[HelloImaDinosaurr]

You said, "Shit."

Omg.

I cannot believe you just said that, I always took you for the cute nice guy with shaggy hair who never cusses or anything.

Now your hairs gone, and you said, "Shit."

.... I like it... (:

[dollymaaay]

hhhheeeeeeeeeey seeeeexyy

[rachrach2323]

grow your hair back outtt!

[standardtristan]

@rachrach2323 noooppeeeee. its a pain in the ass.

[rachrach2323]

@standardtristan pleaseeeee..it was soo hot

[emblegirl]

the hair looks good

[Kerdeekins]

Gingerbread is stank. 

[JordanlovesAL]

@LoveAdamTommy hi shannon! haha yes i know her in real life haha anyway

i love your hair now, haha i loved it b4 to and yes i agree with LoveAdamTommy your hair looks waaay better then justins because well......he is pretty freaking retarded haha!

[LoveAdamTommy]

@JordanlovesAL hahaha, justin bieber IS retarded! haha

[LoveAdamTommy]

I liked your hair before, and I like it now.

But i wouldn't say it looked like justin bieber

It looked better than justin bieber's

Everybody's hair looks better than justin bieber's.

[Sapph09]

Santa Claus is just an American version of Sinterklaas, who gives presents through a chimny on the 5th of decemer here in the Netherlands..

[Boffatronic]

Can I have you for Christmas!?

[SephoraSweetheart96]

So many kids dreams are killed wathicn this video :) haha

[LoLindquist]

you remind me of seth cohen from the o.c. :)

[LaconicZoie]

i actually like your new hair, but it is kinda weird seeing your forehead, though. & im glad youre back!! i missed seeing your gorgeous face =D

[AliJoe94]

Um excuse me but have you not seen "The Santa Clause" movie? gives all the answers.... well atleast one..

[JanksterProductions]

Lol, the peanut butter jelly time.

People of other countries probably look at our Christmases and go, "wtf."

And I want an ipod touch for christmas XD

[nataliejeanette]

finallyyyyyyy you made this :))

uh thank you

you're fantastic :)

[prettyodd329]

I LOVE THE NEW HAIR!!! <3

[mmeiko98]

11 people were offended.

[standardtristan]

@mmeiko98 aw. yeah.

[NoRa3ajeeba]

i love your voice

[PurPL3PI3LoVer]

AHHH!XD your back!!i missed your vids big time..

ya ill miss the hair but ill get over and your way to funny to unsubscribe over something like that^_^.

[Edencool13]

You forgot bout the tinsel

and don't complain you get presents don't cha?

[MusicGal4642]

"oh ma god tristan. your hair does not look like justin bieber. unsubscribe." hahaha made my day <3

[HEYirina]

Hahaha, awesome video! I can't stand all this Christmas preparing and all stuff. But that's a good holiday 'cause we stay at home for so long :) Then there's New Year and it's much more awesome than Christmas, YAY! :D

[becausemarina]

oh gosh, your hilarious! :)

I love your videos

Merry Christmas

Or should I say

hope you have a grand time while a fat guy breaks into your home, eats all your food and watches you while you sleep,

- what a marvelous man, eh?

yaaa... :D

[Jinxynumerouno]

I seriously just learned of a "American" tradition called "mumming"! It's like street actors who dress up in what looks like garbage and go acting and singing around neighborhoods and drink hot chocolate and eat people's food.... really???

[juicycoutureluvv]

this just made my day. you are hilarious. keep making videos. please. <3

[Zechlarr]

Now that you bring it up, there are a lot of weird Christmas traditions, but I'm sure there's a story behind everything :)

Oh how I've missed your videos.

[amyaimeet]

dont forget the fact that santa is watching while you sleep. HAVE A GOOD SCARY CRISTMAS

[amyaimeet]

NO YOUR HAIR ahhhhhhhhhhh :) no i like it now to it fits you lol you have no idea who i am and i rambling on sooooo...

[gabbyymann]

my birthday is christmas eve so i open my birthday presents while everyone watches then the next day iopen more:) what up?;)

[ivoryventuraa]

I dont know about anyone els but i was laughing this whole video. tristan i love you <3

[bronh12]

man yo hur is gone :(

[Adrieanna9]

Hahaha. Gingerbread is nasty & the Christmas tree thing started in Germany.

[Rakkuel]

*unsubscribe*

LOL JK. i hate justin bieber.

"skinny mutha fit in chimney!"

[PureChaosProductions]

hahahahah this entire thing was hilarious :) and like a day ago i walked past the christmas tree then backed up and thought "theres a fucking tree in my livingroom. what the hell?" haha like 16 years and it the whole gigantic dead plant dawned on me :p

[LittleJ102]

I cant even explain how loud i just laughed at this video.

your probably one of the funniest people on youtube(: haha

[live2laugh6310]

my friend told me if santa can't fit down your chimney he oozes as jello through the cracks in your floors...

[9britini]

ummm i was just thinking about you yesterday....weird that you would put a video up today and i have missed you:)

[hopeyable]

ummmmm i pretty sure i love youuu:) and your hair...it looks better like that!!

[VivaLaLilyy]

I LOVE YOU and your hair;)

[colormydays]

save the trees!

[frogsrule42]

lol" skinny mutha fit in chimney" lol your hilarious

[morgane2013]

Ikinda like your hair :) and yeah,I had this same convo with my friends today! amazing!!!

[Abbeybugg]

hahaha pshh I bet the elfs get payed in gum(:

[bdouvill]

The holidays are going well here. And for Christmas, I would like global peace and justice, and an end to needless suffering. Oh, and a tea-strainer would be nice too.

Cheers,

Bruce

[KitsuneTrick]

aw. miss the hair, but I'll live.

[hannnnnahx33]

Your eyes look casheddd for some reason ahahha.

[standardtristan]

@hannnnnahx33 lol even my mom said that, and she was in the other room when i made it, promise i'm not. it was the lighting. haha XD

[JoBroEJLuv]

theres a pickle hanging on my dead foliage.

[standardtristan]

@JoBroEJLuv haha my friend has a story about her sister eating a glass pickle ornament off her dead foliage.

[mydiagonalstripes]

Your hair........ WHERE IS TRISTAN BIEBER?????? jk, I like it this way, it's actually better haha. I missed you a lot, blondie. Glad you're back!

[funnyz]

I'm glad you're back on Youtube dude

[standardtristan]

@funnyz thanks man! i realized how much i missed it. lets do something together sometime! :)

[funnyz]

@standardtristan Yeah dude, let's collab sometime! Is your skype still standardtristan?

[BrettMacCullochTV]

TRISTAN, YOU GRINCH! </3

[BrettMacCullochTV]

I missed you ♥

[CDsisters]

HEY I LOVE GINGERBREAD

[kittygotstyle]

santa's climbin' in yo windows, snatchin' yo cookies up.

[kimmyyxwhateverr]

i like your new hairrr !

[bellaboo785]

I'm going To Syracuse...then Rochester...spending it with family. And I already know what I'm getting for Christmas since I picked it out. :b

[ThatCrazyEmily]

Christmas is messy. Tree sheds like a dog; Dogs tear off socks from fireplace; Socks are chewed up; Chewed up socks are everywhere. Wtf is wrong with Christmas.D:!

[standardtristan]

@ThatCrazyEmily I KNOW. its a messy holiday!

[ramandalynn]

Your hair is not like justin bieber anymore... Unsubscribe! No i would never your videos are awsome. Make more, more often plzzz!

[Syvannersauris]

I told my mom I didn't want anything but she bought me something...But then my friend asked for her tongue pierced for Christmas&She got it&I was like FUCK I shoulda asked for snakebites&Some MAC xD

[JustJaida]

When I was little I asked how Santa got in our house because we didn't have a chimney, and my Grandfather said that he becomes flat and slides under the door...

[standardtristan]

@JustJaida thats an original one. o.o

[JustJaida]

I don't reall like Justin Bieber, so your hair is fine to me. lol

[livodah]

hahahah, "santa's here bitches" love you <3 (: thanks for the vid! MERRY CHRISTMAS <3

[princessala32]

I don't have a chimmney....he comes through my window... :3

[BackToGoAgain]

i like ginger bread

[BackToGoAgain]

u forgot youre hair

[standardtristan]

@BackToGoAgain oops. lemme go put it back on.

[hellloandrea83]

HI ITS ANDREA :) and yes i do like the new hair. lmao yeah let me just get on my sleigh and sit my big fat santa ass in it and then get like 20 deer and make them run into the sky with my big bag of presents that i take with me to go in peoples chimneys and put the presents under the dead tree with shit all over it that they cut down from outside.

[standardtristan]

@hellloandrea83 hahahahahaha PERFECT. XD

[beiberbeadles4ever]

catholics celebrate christmas juuust letting you know

[lovindacheese]

i love your videos tristan they are so real :) if that makes sense

[jingram18]

gingerbread makes you poop so you have more shit to put on the tree.

I'm sleeping christmas day. I've had 2 days work in 2 months so I'm some what depressed and just not happy. With this big fat guy slideing down the chimney why do I have to have some one come and clean the chimney every year. Makes no sense.

[yoXsupXpeace]

when i was little, i was always afraid of santa because i didn't want him to come in my house so i would stay awake until 3 in the morning and like cry because i thought he wouldn't come even though i didn't want him to i had like mixed emotions about santa!

[mhernandez397]

I LOVE YOUR HAIR.

[jennagracex]

whoa whoa whoa. how would you put candles on a christmas tree? hahahah wouldn't it catch on fire.

[uropenbook]

ahahah this was funny, you kill me. Oh, and the hair looks noice :)

[PaolaTheRobot]

Will you marry me?!!!!!! <3

[Gabrielle0651]

First Mitchell Davis cut his hair, then Charlieissocoollike and now you!!!! D: I blame Justin Bieber!!It makes every guy with long (amazing) hair, cut their hair so they aren't like Justin Bieber!!

I still love you though....<3 :D n_n

[yoyomiksta]

hahahahahahahaha XDDDDD omg!! so funny!! dude, i missed ur vids!! and don't worry about the hair, it looks great =)

[daydaydops]

constantly replaying your accent at 2:18.

Listened to it.

Died.

Listened to it abit more.

[RacecarBackwards267]

you make me smile:) thank you:))

[fuzzyeyeball]

I. Frikin. Love you.

[brittndbecki]

i think your hair looks perfectly fine. I don't see why people should get freaked out.

and i loved this video! i never thought about it like that before, but you're so right! Christmas IS weird. and, my friend told me that pagans were the first to come up with the whole tree thing...not sure if that's necessarily true or not.

[Careybell13]

This. Is amazing. Jus sayin' :)

[jess196]

SANTAS MAGICAL. 

[edderxa]

Idea. We should make gingerbread cookies out of regular cookie dough. We shall call them DOUGHMEN. muahhahahahahahaaaaaaa that way you will actually eat.

[JodiLikesChips]

watching this video reminda me of wen i used to believe n santa!! lol i love being a kid

[planetpeacock]

Whoever would unsubscribe just because of your hair has problems...

[tiffaanny71]

I like your hair :P

[videogirlize]

haha ELF LABOR it should be stopped !!!!

[Mel2647]

You cut down a tree and bring it into your house and decorate it with random shit. Sounds like something a drunk guy would do...