Too Much Sex And Profanity In The HBO Presidential Debate?

[Theespada13]

Clifford, you really need to come to work once in awhile. I seriously want to see what you look like.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

Plummeting towards earth hahahahaha clifford.

[CesarManiaX]

I want to see the HBO republican debate

[TheYouwontgetit]

debates should look like that...

[hammerswack]

i hope Clifford Banes has a parachute

[BahamutEternal]

Clifford Baynes*

[adultdatingsite452]

Wonderful Short Film

[pattixox]

Have we ever seen Clifford Banes????.

[ikosabre]

Funny reference to The Sopranos

[MrSpiderman14]

comedic shows about the news are almost always funny

[MrWalkthrough89]

LMAO

"OBAMA'S FOREIGN POLICY IS SHORTER THAN A CUNT'S HAIR"

[tribalboy18]

for the last minute i thought they were talking about inception, even though this video was made 2 years befire it came out

[FaLc336]

clifford banes had one hell of a life.

[froggymicwop]

i will be watching it but i will be doing so ironically

[shanti09ful]

uh I feel very adventurous today any Guys want to have an adventure

[sleonardani]

this is america's answer to The Day to Day

[nyymphetamiine]

There is more intellectual gain to be had from watching this comedy than watching Fox.

[FaLc336]

CLIFFORD BANES IS FUCKING BADASS.

[Sketch105]

"I will be watching so, but definitely ironically".

[WheatThin55]

THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THESE ARE FUCKING GENIUSES

[DeadWhiteButterflies]

Perfect commentary on the ever abstract nature of HBO's shows. Brilliant! XD

[csbob2004]

This is epic

[backwoodsninja]

I need to learn how to watch things ironically. Perhaps that is the secret to enjoying Jersey Shore.

[SicSolution]

@backwoodsninja possibly, maybe thats why I haaaaaate that show

[ClickForSEX]

Will you click or not?

[AmblingSam]

Who else watched this because of they're user name?

TheOnion LMAO!! XD

[BeveledSpilchOnion]

Dammit, I missed the only good debate!

[CesarManiaX]

Somebody put the ONN on TV

[BIILYBOB999]

@CesarManiaX i can tell you that if this was on air it would put every other news channel out of business!!!!! lol id soo watch this! Fuck News chopper 12 or viper radar! We have the wormhole telescope!

[ToxicOdiousOne]

Pistol whipping the prostitute. Yes debates need more sex and violence in them. More tits.

[LocoRedKixx]

Clifford Banes where are you next?

[TheMacNazi]

Pot laced brownies could be gateway to more dangerous brownies

[DynamicScherzo]

It's the Clifford Banes thing in every one (especially this one lmao!!!) that makes me crack up the most. If he ever actually showed his face The Onion would probably implode in on itself.

[berserkisbest]

... and i think i like very much now

[ToxicOdiousOne]

Why can't we have a President who fucking curses?

[SkuLLkiDx1337]

@ToxicOdiousOne I would rather have a a special ed. as pres than obama.

[ToxicOdiousOne]

More profanity in Congress.

This fucking agritculture bill is fucking awful. Lol.

[SheedaWood]

hmzwtb a sexi boy toy any offers i am cute and sexi too

[FellowServant7]

Why is Clifford Banes never there!!?!? LOL

[AshyenMagnerus]

@FellowServant7

Well, right now he's plummeting towards Earth at 93 miles an hour.

[TheIr0nMike]

@FellowServant7 This time he died in my arms, his final words being to tell you that you that he was sorry and that you were right all along.

[Oliphantes]

lol sopranos

[breastinspector2]

lol, the news at the end.

[JackDuran]

'answered that question by pistol whipping the stripper...' :D

[angryfishmonger]

This Black visa card ad is dumb as shit...loose it

[RuggedBaphomet]

lmao like a book club

[SyriusBelsferg]

Yeah! To hell with vaccines! Give me my measles, polio, pox, flu, tetanus and leprosy, like in the old times, dammit! Who wants to live past 30 and see that your offspring survives, anyway?

[IcyCoolX]

I dont know why you want to die so soon maybe your depressed

[SyriusBelsferg]

@IcyCoolX

Psst, it's called sarcasm. Look at the topic I was replying to.

[IcyCoolX]

oh whoops sorry I didnt pay enough attentinon to it figure it out.

[HavePride1]

there is an alien invasion, it's happening in Europe.

[YaikonMetal]

@deagla2 ummmm no?

[ogirv101]

1:23-1:37:

They sound like English majors, LOL.

[pindabird]

i love the ridiculous things that they are always siting in for, like in this one richard baines is plummeting towards earth at 94 mph

[CAbbott71]

Yeah .. I like that Clifford Banes never actually shows. The excuses get stranger all the time.

[HaoSci]

@CAbbott71 I know. And I think this is a kind of humiliation by the sit-in hosts. But who on earth is he?

[thelightelectric]

This is really sad just how much this reminds me of the conversations i have had about HBO shows like Six Feet Under and In Treatment :P.

The Onion is the most brilliant "news" source ever. I fucking love it.

[TheCheshiresmile9]

dude this is perfect for all my actor friends! It's just like they're discussing modern dance! bwahaha!

[Toomapoosh]

WHERE ARE YOU CLIFFORD BANES?!?!?

[marcsmancrusader]

clifford banes' out for almost 20 years now...didn't you know?

[Antherius47]

@Toomapoosh He's obviously plumetting earth at 93 miles per hour.

[EmperorOfMars]

@Toomapoosh Plummeting towards the earth at 90 miles an hour.

[chiffmonkey]

@Toomapoosh In soviet Russia, Clifford Banes subs for YOU!

[p0tazzium]

@Toomapoosh Skydiving.

[xXxLiLPikeyxXx]

@Toomapoosh /watch?v=xOVQPtuKRs4

[tommygunjonney]

@Toomapoosh plumiting twards earth

[th3asianator]

@Toomapoosh plummeting towards the earth at 93 mph i think?

[m1c000l]

@Toomapoosh arrrrrhhhhhh i've been saying that for years and i never get a single thumbs up

[GstateBALLER925]

LOL... "cinemax will be hosting its first vice presidential debate". they should have made a joke about how hot sarah palin would be and that she gets naked. but then again, they might just be tied in with the evil and sexist "liberal media" with comments like that.

[superbacon321]

somebodies biased-_-

[WolfBrotherGuy1]

LOL

[Weltschmertz2020]

I will definetly be watching but I would be doing so ironically. lol

[spellcheckgirl]

eat the brownie, eat the brownie!

[rockyhard1]

Plummeting towards Earth @ 93 Miles Per Hour. Need I say more?

[yodudes2]

WHAHAHAH....

[foulbeershits]

pot laced brownies could be gateway to more dangerous brownies

[Mineav]

Pistol whipping the stipper, lol.

[luvdemladies]

"i will be watching it, but i will be doing so ironically" no wonder u dont know crap haha, i would have enjoyed the more nudity part in the vice presidential debate since palin was in it

[driverx241]

OH BOY TELL US MORE

[chrischros440]

steve bushemi... the moderator...Ha!!!...priceless!­!

[gpaggoopio]

HBO is a semi-porn channel! Hehehehe.

[Gamefreaky1234321]

pretty sure that was a move

[EZBruv]

so a brilliant ending.

[megimanxx]

Steve Buscemi! ha, I love this. I'd rather watch this all the time.

[NoeLPZC]

This is fucking hilarious... best ending line ever

[Epic7xx]

Pistol whipping the stripper? hahaha

[thebatzinator]

Gateway brownies....mmmmmm.

[NeverAloneForever]

lol

[khairulnizambakeri]

Shannon Tweed on Cinemax handling VP debate. LOL.

[telauzimar]

pot-laced brownies could be gateway to more dangerous brownies HAHA xDDD

[KillaCam96]

A "cock-gobbler"?! Lol that's a new insult...

[stgm]

no it's not

[AiironCo]

pretty old

[mankyman6]

It's amazing how they do this so seriously! That's what really sells the comedy!

[ShadowXElementXatXL]

"pistole whiping the stripers"

[tmag86]

lol "they didn't even make it clear who steve buscemi was supposed to be."

[norsef]

Oooh! A c-bomb!

[Truthabout911]

Oh man that was great!!

[alkatrezs]

LOL my english teacher has a whole book of onion newspaper from the 40's

[tktru]

Uh....The Onion was published in 1988.

[croat88]

I remember a couple of Onion papers based around the 40's, they were obviously fake but funny.

[annielwhite]

cockgobbler and a cunthair? hahahahahahaahahaahahahaha omg!!!!!

GREAT JOB ONION!

[Presidentjh]

This is hilarious

[DaveO15]

Yeah it is.

[natalievance]

"I will definately watch it, but I will be doing so...ironicly."

Classic Onion

[seestickglue232]

looks like somebody likes their porn

[lexrussian2]

haha go Onion News!

[Snarkbutt]

And the guy said to the bartender:

"That wasn't my wife! That was my horse!"

The guy was you, and that was moronic.

[freakster05]

hahaha Obama's subconscious in the form a janitor!

[nondetection]

"I will be doing so... ironically" LOL

I was no idea what the fuck that's supposed to mean but it was hilarious

[moriya2k2]

so obvious they're making fun of The Sopranos.

[narozzz]

This deserves five stars for the ending tagline alone.

[ydna2]

HBO. Orgasms.

[Uniteusall]

Dang I missed the HBO debates, when did they air? Why hasn't anyone posted them on youtube?

[redrising9815]

it's fake.

[Uniteusall]

Man I know that, I was trying to be funny.

[Hostile]

It was a valiant attempt.

[Uniteusall]

Yes, a valient attempt unfortunately squandered by an individual pointing out the obvious.

[AiironCo]

Stop trying to make yourself look smart, you've already proved your lower level of intelligence.

[Uniteusall]

No sir. You have just proven your lower level of intelligence with that sentence. Let the lesson begin, first dumbass, how can you look smart when typing on online? Maybe you meant sound smart? If that is the case I'm not trying, I am. Second, genius, you should have said "proven" not "proved". Third mistake, you should have asked your momma, before fucking with me she might have steered you correct! You stupid fuck.

[AiironCo]

I could point out around seventeen grammatical errors in your rant.

[Uniteusall]

You are a waste of time. I looked at your page, I am not the only one who thinks your momma the gutter slut should have swallowed you. You dingleberry go kill yourself.

[AiironCo]

Ouch, you hurt my feelings.

[MOA2007BLG192Lb]

I have to do this.

"how can you look smart when typing on online? Maybe you meant sound smart?"

Last I checked (and keep in mind that this very well might be my ears playing a prank), one cannot hear text. One, in fact, sees text. So you look at text. If the text is worded in the proper fashion, it looks smart. Sounding smart requires vibrating particles, something text is incapable of producing. Your best friend, Mr. Vibrator, however, is very good at producing these.

[Uniteusall]

You shouldn't have done it.

If I let someone read all the nasty text messages your mom sent me; would they say "according to these text messages, his mom LOOKS like a real whore", or would they say "according to these text messages, his mom SOUNDS like a real whore"? When I use Mr. Vibrator on your mom she LOOKS like she is enjoying it but judging by the SOUND you would think I was killing her. She is so filthy, but you knew that. Right?

[blastingcaps]

hahaha!

epic reply.

i am gunna subscribe without seeing the channel.

cheers

A

[shadow89675]

you dumbass get off youtube and get a life

[wiseye61]

mccain is a cockgobbler XD

[aweiss]

loser

[wiseye61]

i was joking you asshole...

[aweiss]

:-(

[wiseye61]

why the frowning face? -_- .Now you make me feel bad about what i said...

[krazyjk022]

hahaha

[mrsugiyama]

obama calls mccain a cockgobbler!  ROFL

[andrewbnkjv]

that would be Awesome if Steve bushemi was a political debate moderator.

[XIPM3]

was this a spoof of sopranos?

[galaxyworldwide877]

All people have third-eye experiences, but most people do not pay attention to them, as their belief-systems simply reject these experiences as real.

[mrwallaby]

i want some of those dangerous brownies

[Maddmaximus]

alright to the pioitn no just ok i wil then after go no wait ok after me here i am your in the movies is the best robotic acupuncture ..actually i just figured out the acupuncture is spelled* a-c-u-p-u-n-c-t-u-r-e....

[BlackpeopleLOL]

This is hiliarous.

[CwarnerHAD]

I choked when he said "and when McCain said that Obama's farm policy is shorter than a cunt hair..."

[scooniepenn]

foreign, not farm.

[keeyaaw]

how'd I know they were going to say the debate cut to black and just ended haha.

[joker0187]

any unsuspecting victim would think this is legit

damn, these guys are awsome

[KeratinizingSquamous]

THIS WAS GENIUS!

[bapyou]

"cockgobbler" LOL!

[Britlee43]

This is pretty much freaking amazing!

:)

hahahah

[babysingstheblues]

"more nudity and less intellectual posturing" ... are you listening HBO?

[NGS712]

You know, it really makes you wonder.

What are politicians like when C-Span turns off the cameras? ;)

[aaron197432]

Hey that was the Sonic guy.

[tjsams18]

Since 1896

[Xraid32]

LOL fadded to black..."i kinda like it that way"...sopranoes

[uztoobz]

which debate are they talking about i didnt see any of what they mentioned!

[Nickerz8891]

its a spoof, fool

[Jampaul101]

cock gobbler LMFAO