My sperm Under Microscope

[TheWONDERBOYZ1]

i don't want masturbating again... :)

[cuntbeaver]

vette shit ouwe!

[PopcornWales14]

Some are asleep XD

[kw757]

You are one disturbed individual!

[MinnesotaUnlimited]

lol

[kamiljakubjamroziak]

looks like mouses on acid, lol

[LBPFan65]

*Fap *Fap *Fap

[TheKylethaw]

I think i saw two sperms fucking

[benutz1]

Soo he jacked off put it under. A microscope and is now showing us.. interesting.

[darthvaderroxs]

why do i hear wii sounds.

[davidfordapple]

how old are you

[mendyfofendy]

Wow, your sperm is fast! I'm guessing you're young, healthy, and active!

[mrsupermega]

u just put the camera in the "eye-place" (srry about my english)? and it just appears? awesome!

[flairkid224]

look at all the kids! lolz



[TheDancechartmusic]

idk why but i found this video cute !

[ohheyitstrishxoxoxo]

freakkkin microscope in ur room faggot hahaha

[Johnson71971]

thumbs up if you found this video under "jizz in my pants":)

[lalito547]

Nice

[IrelandInfiniti]

does light make a differeence on the sperm because naturally they would hjust be in the vagina...

[MegaLoserOfDoom]

Waste of millions of potential babies. :(

[1991amr1991]

Is it me or does everyone also hear Wii home menu playing in the background!

LOL!

[RingoStarvin]

I'm going to do one where I film the whole process and upload it to red tube.

[ErectopiaServer]

Fake. Only problem is sperm instantly die in light. The Sperm in a microscope wouldn't move because they die from the lamp in the microscope. Grade 9 science :P

[Maxipad89]

@ErectopiaServer Your pregnant girlfriend tell you that? If that were true, explain why sperm banks have you jerk off in a bright room into a clear cup... derp. Air kills sperm depending on the sperms surface area to the air, but still that could take 15 minutes depending on conditions. I've never heard of a lot of crazy spermicides, but never "death by light". Maybe you're thinking of the heat given off by the lamp? Baking sperm would definately kill them, but it looks like he just turned it on

[knightinboot]

@ErectopiaServer and a grade 9 is probably all you got!

[SkaRocksYea]

Look how confused they are HAHAHA!

[gil12gamepro1]

you kill a big baby lol

[bubi745]

they are fast!

[whitbyjet65]

I washed my hands after watching this video.

[gardnerbm]

wow, i thought only a doctor could do that, i want a microscope

[SkaRocksYea]

@gardnerbm I got a nice one for cheap, 60$.

[benbenalen]

@gardnerbm

I want one to but im scared of what i might see, I want mine to be super fast.

[MrBrent1997]

Look at all the dead ones

[hysarow]

How did you get the sperm?

[UGAallDAY11]

@hysarow how do u think hahaha

[Mjj9lover1]

@hysarow lol really??? haha by jacking off obviously haha

[cmichael67]

thats wild. i wanna check my swimmers

[ToxicW0lf]

Wheres the vagina ahhhhh!!

[2t22tornadosiren]

I can't ejaculate, and you are disrespecting me.

[Firehart124]

they look like tadpoles :P

[acika007aks]

do you know that you have killed who knows as how much of your childrem with that jerking off

[cmichael67]

@acika007aks those bastards had it coming

[koosjevanmaaren]

that could be ur baby :D

[mtsn]

thanks for not including the part where you collected the sample.

[Darkada]

@mtsn HAHAHA, nice.

[mrsupermega]

@mtsn lol

[killerwave1234]

Thousands of his possible children died under a microscope today...

[mylink34]

some of them are dead they died in vain u bastard

[warriorsmithery]

For science!

[TheTRussell]

So your saying you beat your meat before this video..

[NYtassu]

Will they all grow to become little froggies? :)

[NYtassu]

sperms' thought process: egg...egg...egg...

Little did they know, they'll never find what they're looking for. They will all die in vain :(

[stegabba19]

good job i do boxing then lol

[samirock14]

stay the cam quiet !

[bettyboop5162]

and women swallow all that!

[UnitedGamerHD]

They seem pretty active and that would mean that you are active. if your a lazy person and dont do much sports, you will find later on that when you have sex your sperm will be lazy and they wont be quick. if you do loads of sports or just do a job your sperm will become active and they will fight for the egg. healthy sperm= a healthy child! :D l



[DanielTaranger]

to think that each and everyone of those small things could become a humas, a person is mindblowing

[nutabambi]

they look excited...........

omfg....

they swim soooooo fast

[spankrod]

Look at my sperm, my sperm are amazing, give 'em a lick ...

[ScienziatoPazzo97]

Please answer .. This is a microscope Seben SBX-5? if you can you tell me honestly if it is a really good microscope? The quality of the lenses? .. I intension to buy it thank advance :) anyway nice video;)

[TheBoksera631]

FOR SCIENCE!

[xxwesdogxx]

lawl look at the stupid dead ones.. they never even had a chance at being a retard

[7ngaf]

this is awesome dude

[hankjonesproject]

Somebody I hope to post a video on here that makes people yell at each other and swear in the comments even though there would be no way I could see people swearing about such an innocent and meaningless video.

[TayTay3093xX]

looks like little ants crawling around :O

[CheeseStump]

Poor sperm , there looking for the vagina

[paul30003]

Man! I must ge me a microscope.

Looks fucking awesome.

I wanna see my juice

[Mrawesomesauce14]

so walk me through this. 1: you wacked off 2:you cam on a slide 3: you put that slide under a microspope 4:were now watching your sperm wiggle??? hahaha thats hilarious

[MidnightRedemption]

eeew.. its moving :|

[inc2000glw]

that ruined my hard on...knowing that i am toting extra passengers. they need to help on the rent.

[whitbyjet65]

Was the noise @ 0:42 you whacking off?

[89Blitz]

Tiny tails but yet they move fucking fast

[poppy597]

0:58 looks like James Bond starring your sperm! BANG!

[sandiegosycho]

fuk I can hear ur fam in da background & u have ur door closed SO U WERE WHACKIN OFF BUDDY AHA cool!! BUT NASTY!!

[narutofan966]

This is kinda gross but kinda cool at the same time >.>

[JZjnr]

All of the people saying 'get a vasectomy you have no businesses making babies', this is aimed at those people.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT has nothing to do with you, if you don't want kids, good for you but other people might, so go and mind your own fucking business, I don't care if you shoot blanks, a lot of us don't and want the option to have kids, and until then there is contraception, and don't anyone say contraception is wrong, sterilisation is very similar. just most likely permanent.

[TheBigboy46]

@JZjnr well you have no buisness making babies yourself. you don't need any children in your life period. that is why you need a vasectomy.

[TheBigboy46]

@JZjnr sterilisation is whats needed for men who are mild-severily mentally retarded so we can end the cycle of mental retardation like me who was sterilised because i'm mild mentally retarded.

[atom608]

were u masterbuting or somthing

[namebrandaddikt]

@atom608 no, he stuck a siringe in his balls and extracted the sperm manually...

[betawarrior60x]

Jerking off for the sake of science....nice =P

[april76301]

@betawarrior60x who said he did?

[SpychoSpy]

@betawarrior60x comment has 69 likes :)

[betawarrior60x]

@SpychoSpy Lol =)

[wasup954]

What a waste of potential life......

[dontmakemeMAD1990]

looking in the mirror at youreself wasnt enough eh ?

[Yarraman22]

If some of you can grow up a bit and dispense with the squeamishness, this is actually good learning from a scientific point of view. Even if Vaker4424 was just curious, good on him for making the effort!

[2837sharding]

yummy : )

[davidls11]

They look salty.

[2837sharding]

@davidls11 sumtimes they taste salty too

[bvabhi]

@davidls11 Nasty why did you taste his sperm

[T0esteh]

SEAMONKEYS

[slosh77]

that's hott

[scorptale]

The BIG question is...How's you get the sample....HAHAHA!

[Aphroditeuf16]

This is amazing! How many people in the world have seen their own sperm under a microscope? Good for you, Vaker4424!

[RobertLei]

@Aphroditeuf16 Puahahahahahaha!!!

[chick8526]

i think looking at your sperm is fine. i mean if people don't like looking at it then don't look.

[Animalinstinct89]

Eyo, You must be a dumbass because half of your semen is not moving, Like a dumbdickhead. So if you getting 20 children then 10 will be sick in there head and won't be able to reach anything in their life. They can't move either

[MyAwesomePurpleShirt]

@Animalinstinct89 EYO! You're a fucking retard. After semen exits the body, almost half the sperm are killed instantly from any airborne germs or bacteria. And all of your sperm will be dead within an hour if not kept under a controlled environment or preservation process. Learn your facts. It looks like you were one of those 10 who are sick in their head and can't reach anything in their life..

[brittainman]

@MyAwesomePurpleShirt who fucking gives a shit. Cry!

[tsaikamho520]

so active!

[matthewm04]

dude turn your wii off...i can hear it in the background

[JadeeSienna231]

ewwwwwwwwwww

thats discusting lol

nasty lil things lol

theres millions like wow lol

[lilrev718]

hey, you have lovely children

[opiates]

Wow look at those little guys swim. Makes me want to use condoms now haha.

[TheBigboy46]

@opiates you plan on getting sterilised so you can't make babies.

[THEDAVINATOR]

LMAO, if i had a powerful microscope that is the first thing i would do also! gotta check on the soldiers! :P

[TheBigboy46]

@THEDAVINATOR the sperm is very dangerous materia and very deadly since sperm makes babies.

[londontrialscat]

I wouldn't mind finding out if i am shooting blanks.

Guess this is a good way to find out without anyone else knowing.

[TheBigboy46]

@londontrialscat i shoot blanks myself, i got sterilised when i was 20 years old since i'm mild mentally retarded{MENTALLY CHALLENGED}

[darkhunterGPX]

Hahaha it looks like a mad town btw how long do sperm cells last for outside of the human body exposed to outside air

[Oscar847]

that is some good microscope u got there.

[edustaja2]

you can get free pets :D

[dimaflour]

omg are they have brain?

[PrincessUnicorn69]

@dimaflour die.

[kareszt]

Shame chicks can't perform this experiment - maybe they could ask for some from daddy?

[awoogaaaa]

healthy sperm man (y).. well done ;D

[TheBigboy46]

@awoogaaaa its healthy sperm, but very deadly sperm since it makes babies.

[sindude300]

Your tapoles are healty LOL

[TurkicTorkiTurkiy]

You have very atletic sperm!

[Chimchimchu]

wow they're faster than i thought. Unless you just drank a redbull.

[ddbd]

how old ru

[Jakdakson]

WHAT THE FUCK THIS ISN'T A PUSSY

[MegaOoga]

Lol

[Oscar847]

keep it still -_-'

[TheRealDeal348]

Your sperm is ver active!

[socue521]

its stange to think that we have living creatures inside us.....ITS OUR SLAVES ! HAHAHA :D

[TheRealDeal348]

@socue521

=P

[Aragiss]

eww omg i can't believe there are millions of those moving little things in my testicles

[TheBigboy46]

@Aragiss do you really believe in sperm, i feel sperm is dangerous myself since sperm makes babies. i don't believe in sperm myself, thats why i got my sperm blocked from coming out of my penis during sex and masturbation when i was 20 years old.

[Aragiss]

@TheBigboy46 ah whatever you say mate

[TheBigboy46]

@Aragiss you plan on getting a vasectomy sometime in the near future.

[Aragiss]

@TheBigboy46 not really, how could i cumshot then?

[TheBigboy46]

@Aragiss you can still have a cumshot, semen will still come out, there is just not any sperm in your semen.

[Aragiss]

@TheBigboy46 oh i didnt know that, i want to have kids i heard vasectomy may not always be reversible. don't wanna take any risks

[TheBigboy46]

@Aragiss oh o.k.,

[Turkish2023]

@TheBigboy46

shut the fuck up Bigboy, dont come here crying about "oh i shouldnt have fetilized the egg cuz im a bad sperm cuz now im mentally challenged", its survival of the fittest, the strongest sperm fetilize so u were the strongest sperm when ure daddy banged ur mom. If u as the strongest sperm, are mentally chalenged, then what would become of the other sperms that didnt make it? freaks, psychopats??

[CMRootedG1]

How do you get sperm from your body? Can you show us a video? ahahahaha

[BTC141]

holy shit buddy, your little tadpoles are in a rush, they got places to go, people to see. my wife just bought me a microscope. i checked a half hour ago and they looked like they vibrating in all directions like they were at a rave.

[kellerdood32]

Who let the fucking tard on the computer?

[TheBigboy46]

@kellerdood32 whats wrong with a retard, you don't like retards. i can't help it that i'm mild mentally retarded.

[ohsobobo]

oh well thats just great!!!. now i got to wash my eyes out. well thank you for that.

[Methylcloroisothiaz1]

you're the one that clicked on the video, so don't complain

[TheBigboy46]

i'm not complaing, i feel some of these people don't like people who are mentally challenged.

[ohsobobo]

im not the one to complain. but damm I had 2o/20 vision. now I have jiss in my eyes.

[pspking597]

so one day u masterbate and then look at it through a Microscope lol

[asstormery]

damn!! your sperms are fast

[TheBigboy46]

i like shooting blanks myself. i got sterilised since i'm mild mentally retarded.

[domki366]

WE DONT CARE IF YOU ARE A RETARD!

[TheBigboy46]

@domki366 why don't you care that i'm a retard. theres nothing wrong with me saying i'm a retard. it is reality. i'm not afraid to admit it that i'm mild mentally retarded and chose to get sterilised. i'm not ashamed of my disability. i think the who world should know i'm a retard.

[123conner123]

@TheBigboy46 OMG know one fucking cares that your retarded!!!! shit dude that's all i read from your comments. wow trying to make someone feel bad for you or something. damn dude shut the fuck up and get the fuck off youtube!!

[TheBigboy46]

@123conner123 i don't want anyone to feel sorry about me. i'm just stating that i am mild mentally retarded and i got sterilised for that reason. i know i'm not capable of raising children. it was for my best interest to get sterilised. i know i have a good chance of abusing children(NOT SEXUAL ABUSE)with violence and possibly murdering them. at least i know my limits on what i can handle in life.

[123conner123]

oh well that makes sense. i don't know what getting sterilized is but ok. that's good that you did though. i have a week old daughter and i would hate it if anyone abused her. you did the right thing then.

[TheBigboy46]

sterilised mean you get a vasectomy so your sperm will be blocked from reaching your penis and not expel sperm out of your penis, you just expel semen only out of your penis during sex and masturbation.

[TheBigboy46]

@123conner123 are you going to get a vasectomy now since you already made a baby, you don't need to make anymore babies now, for you 1 is to much babies, you should have gotten a vasectomy so you can't make babies like me. why did you want to make a baby for, you have no buisness making babies in the 1st place. i know for myself i'm mild mentally retarded{MENTALLY CHALLENGED}and i have no buisness making babies period. i'm thankful i can't make babies.

[123conner123]

@TheBigboy46 can you please leave me alone man. i am asking you nicely. i realize that your mentally challenged. i respect it. but please stop talking to me. i don't know how old you are. i am a minor and i don't want some grown ass man i don't know talking to me over the internet.

[TheBigboy46]

@123conner123 sorry about that, i didn't know you was a minor.

[STLBlues55]

@TheBigboy46 what goes on in your head when u get the urge to kill a baby i find that kinda messed up

[TheBigboy46]

@STLBlues55 well i got sterilised myself do to my disability.

[TheBigboy46]

@STLBlues55 its not killing a baby if you get sterilised.

[Buttify100]

@STLBlues55 not killing if not born and any way evreone can only spend 30 mins

[TheBigboy46]

i have a feeling you don't like retards and have no intentions of hanging around with retards. you think your better than people with mental retardation.