Dexter Plays a Little CS

[set972]

what episode was this please?

[TheEoli]

DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!

[treesofstuff]

Next he plays tf2

[ISHYGDDT]

What are you doing in my cs_office, Dex?

[DoubleMoonz]

@ISHYGDDT WOW, I SHIGGY DIGGY

[Cs98Lover]

fake

[MrFirendly]

@Cs98Lover No shit

[H4v0kksh0tgunMan]

i lold



[leivasacade]

Of course hes a knifer

[QuadfishTym]

His monitor is different between shots, I think :P

[father042]

I can actually control my computer without the mouse

[Anonkyou]

In the real episode he's actually playing halo.

(I kid you not)

[atthewburns1229m]

This is one "level" video. =p

[buldren0101]

Then Charlie Sheen walks in and says "Bitch please"

[sk4t1l4s]

DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK

[DarkForcez2010]

Damn his boss sure has tons of PC games

[kirbymelton23]

This vid went viral on Sanaa

[WillExZ]

Dex's just MLG like that!

[sbeaudry2]

Is it a coincidence that Charlie Sheen appeared on the screen after the clip?

[DennisBayazitov]

#winning

[camerakiller1]

what did you make this with?

[JonnyFlash80]

Dexter is fucking great with that knife.

[DramaBeatslol]

Dexter's so boss, he doesn't have to use the mouse.

[Axsuul]

ROFL DOOR STUCK!! while Dexter keeps a straight face...

[elquetematajaja]

@MrSonicElectronic winning

[Ampora]

great, now i have to scroll all the way back to find MrNommerz's comment

[father042]

@Ampora see all comments and use ctrl+f noob

[buzzy0016]

@father042 Or click "view all comments" .

[father042]

@buzzy0016 what's the difference?

[buzzy0016]

@father042 clicking is more simple since it's there.

[Doulity]

@buzzy0016 Cool people argue about how to use the youtube layout more efficiently.

[buzzy0016]

@Doulity The "view all comments" option was in the older layout as well lol.Do your research before you attempt to talk shit.

[Doulity]

@buzzy0016 You must be a cool dude.

[JayMK47]

@Ampora great, another retarded comment by someone who are blind

[Ampora]

@JayMK47

blabla

[Lucios1995]

@Ampora No you don't, use CTRL + F

[MrJoaovictor1234]

mouse is for n00bs

[gamealogic]

@MrJoaovictor1234 It's ironic sense everyone with a computer uses one.

[Itzmyrave]

The way guy yells "DOOR STUCK" crack me up. I am ROFLing

[MaiussX]

*Drops dead*

"I'm winning"

:D :D :D

[Lucios1995]

How do you put the video over the computer? I have Camtasia Studio 7 =S

[Lius525]

lol dexter came up with "winning" XD

[durrr42]

"What are you doing in my office, Dex?"

"Trolling people on CS."

[lonewolf0281]

"What are you doing in my office, Dex ?"

"AWP whoring."

[IdentifiableUser]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A DEXCEPTION VIDEO

[xDing4D]

@IdentifiableUser write dexter plays dexter

[evilyig]

Senator Bale Organa!?

[Krucius]

Dexter would just spam with the knife..

[sempite1]

THIS GUY PLAY CS WITHOUT USING HIS MOUSE! PRO GAMER INSIDE!

[breimeris]

Where is the original video?

[evilyig]

@breimeris This is actually what it shows him playing in the episode.

[evilyig]

Respond to this video...  Wait, now I forget. Was this what it showed him playing?

[TheTaXoro]

@breimeris try write DOOR STUCK its a pretty famous video with like 600.000 views

[TheHOOOCHMAN]

LPKANE WAS HERE



[bennneb2]

DOOR STUCK, DOOR STUCK!

[someth1ng95]

Is that de_cpl_mill?

[Gridlock471]

I LOVE how when the lawyer walks into the room, you hear in the backround ," DOOR STUCK, DOOR IS STUCK ". xD!

[TheWindows2000Guy]

Somebody should do one of him masturbating. I mean it fits perfectly.

[nikkolei]

lmfao

[tylerbrainerd]

bi-winning!

[gentrelane]

KEYBOARD TURNIN'

[NoobixCube]

Winning!

[wogboypaul]

door stuck... DOOR STUCK! i loled so hard at this.

[woot2200]

He mapped his controls to the keyboard, like a boss.

[texastech777]

DOOR STUCK, DOOR STUCK

[Tigger0jk]

DOOR STUCK!

[Tenfey]

This infuriates me to no end. I have to go lay down now, my blood pressure just spiked.

[PerryCGoldman]

@Tenfey

Why's that?

[YourPalHDee]

@Tenfey You understand this isn't the original video right?

[jhohcable]

He wasn't just playing CS, he was griefing. Considering that most actual CS players are actual sociopaths with no lives, Dexter probably has a heads up on them in personality.

[Maplesyrup41]

WINNING DUH

[Jojojojof]

I'm pretty sure its Halo.

[St8Solja]

Isn't that a video?

[xxdomoxxkunxx]

maybe he was typing? or maybe he wasnt using it becuse he was standing still and hitting the enter button

[refusist]

DOOR STUCK

is he maybe watching synchtube instead?

[PunchMcFacestation]

DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!

[pidrpede]

how can he say 'winning' after getting blown up

[AliceNchainz011]

@pidrpede He doesn't want Miguel to know how much he sucks at it

[ennsbq]

DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK !!!

[ToServeArmadillo]

Dexter is a genuine dicksucker.



[Spelonker]

DOOR STUCK, DOOR STUCK!

[zasana123]

wat is original?

[lumixenz]

@zasana123 I think he was playing halo 3 originally, which made no sense cause Halo 3 isn't on PC.

[zasana123]

@lumixenz i think he was playing halo 2 wich is on pc

[lumixenz]

@zasana123 narp, it was halo 3. You can tell.

[Mamonar]

DOOR STUCK!

DOOR STUCK!!!!

[TheGhostfreak212]

Its this for real?

[KingKombat95]

That was an awesome season.

[someguy503]

This actually makes the sense to me out of all the videos.

[futrico69]

DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK!!!!!!!!!!

[MaximillianZakes]

"Dexter, what are you doing?"

(*Gets killed*)"Winning."

Oh, you're such a crafty liar! >:-(

[beaster90]

He is so good he doesn't even need the mouse to aim.

[ForecastCold]

Door stuck made this video awesome.

[otakuadd]

@ForecastCold No.

Dexter made this awesome.

[ca67100]

two hands on the keyboard = noob

[firebat42]

@ca67100 two hands on keyboard = old-school mega skills. Let's see you play counterstrike without a mouse.

[anu606]

@firebat42 i actually knew a guy who would use only keyboard to play cs ... he didnt get any kills though xD

[wowrulez111]

-What are you doing in my office Dex?

-Outta my way son!

[KedViper]

Someone should do Carnivores and have him get eaten by a T-Rex.

[xXbutters1234]

DOOR STUCK

[Bucwildx26]

i wanna see the full version of that cs video, looks hilarious

[loopguru66]

@Bucwildx26 it's in related videos called "door stuck! door stuck!"

[Bucwildx26]

@loopguru66 oh thanks lol

[zetakai13]

rofl @ the door

[sargon6000]

@FineLeatherJackets The video from the mediafire link was removed! Could you please reupload it ?

[minjod]

Dexter is certainly winning. He's killing enemies in a FPS game on PC without using a mouse.

[oFROGGERo]

I BEG YOU!

[DarkAxz]

Outmaneuvering the opposition...bending him to your will....

Knife knife knife knife knife knife.

I CANT GET OUT THIS EFFING DOOR

[mattmanmovies]

looks like jack thompson was right

[GOLD3NxHAWKx21]

@mattmanmovies LOL!

[toldosaurusrex]

DOOR STUCK

[cristianalardin]

STUPID NEEEEEWBS

[xXdigitalX]

DOOR STUCK...DOOR STUCK!!!!

[mec567]

This made me actually laugh out loud.

[MrVultax]

the mediafire file got removed of violation

[MrNommerz]

How was he playing CS without a mouse.

[Gotmilk0112]

@MrNommerz He's just that good

[lizerg700]

@MrNommerz So pro.

[RandomGuy1994]

@MrNommerz by winning

[iKonaMiku]

@MrNommerz cuz hes dexter :3

[LazyCrazyClown]

@MrNommerz He's Dexter; He can do whatever the fuck he wants.

[soadhusky]

@MrNommerz its actually possible

[maxsil89]

@MrNommerz i guess he COULD have used the arrow keys for the xyz axis, however, that's just fucking retarded

[natzo89]

@MrNommerz He has the new Razer Keyboard.

[msndokaralho]

@MrNommerz He's so badass he uses the arrow keys.

[DeadlyNostalgia]

@MrNommerz Thats hot Dexter rolls

[19ikat92]

@MrNommerz arrows LOL

[simpsoncheat]

@MrNommerz

WASD moves, left and right arrow keys turn.

Jeez you are young.

[TheYTChronicles]

@simpsoncheat So how does a nigger shoot?

[CPSPD]

@TheYTChronicles Your DVD player in one hand, gun in the other.

[sickel101]

@MrNommerz Dexter doesn't need to aim.

[viztavideoz]

@MrNommerz Holding enter (slashing with knife)

[jaex26]

@MrNommerz thats how pro he is...

[spiderjerusalem100]

@MrNommerz he doesn't need one, he's just THAT good ;)

[helmerdrake]

@MrNommerz winning.

[bajskorv1129]

@MrNommerz keyboard

[amitabho123]

@MrNommerz Mapped the movement keys to the keyboard, Duke Nukem-style.

[hbkorean]

@MrNommerz

Dexter needs no mouse

[Palmcrusher]

@MrNommerz Notice how the knife never stops swinging? He probably entered +attack into console and was just trolling him in chat.

[shad0wman]

@MrNommerz some OG gamers still use arrow keys....they are the ones with 1,2,and 3 digis and rape your face

[YourPalHDee]

@MrNommerz In the show, he's actually playing Halo 2. Which beckons the same question.

[strikerk]

@MrNommerz He's just that good.

[xMNBxLOSTx]

@MrNommerz He only waves with the knife he does not move at all at that point, which can be done only with the keyboard ( standard controls for fire are - Mouse click 1 or Enter )

[contrist0]

@MrNommerz WSAD Doom style duh! :-D

[Erandros]

@MrNommerz come one man, give these heartless greedy sons of bitches executives a break, at least they referenced grieving. BTW, you don't need more than arrows+enter to grief.

[Erandros]

@MrNommerz I now realize it was a reference to DOOR STUCK video. With this parody, my life is fulfilled.

[Lucios1995]

@MrNommerz How was he originally playing Halo 3 on PC without a mouse with 8-Bit sounds?

[TheCruel]

What are you doing in my cs_office, Dex?

Hostie camping.

[Tomyop4454]

what are you doing in my C_S Office Dex?

[Lucariofan448]

Duh. Winning.

[FlipperundLopaka]

dexter only leftknives.

[chronicgb]

Out of my way son DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK!!!

[TyeNee]

@chronicgb PLEASE. I BEG YOU.

[gimmeanickalready]

thumbs up for playing CS without a mouse

[thebeetalls]

Moar like GRIEFING

[xxxzzz5]

DOOOR

STUCKKK

[KinglyGamer89]

Charlie plays a little GTA:

It's all about strategy, outmanuevering the STDS, bending the whores to your will.

What are you doing in my office Charlie?

Winning.

[pidrpede]

what are you doing the in the box office, Dex? -- winning

[XDestroyoxZx]

What happened to the see all button on responses?

[LFTHOfficial]

HE DOESN'T EVEN USE THE MOUSE

[nikicpicha]

God, people. I got 808 Thumbs up for that little comment?

[Davtwan]

@nikicpicha The best puns are the most subtle ones?

[1joel8]

DOOR STUUUUUUUUUCK!

[AbsoluteZeroD]

I sweat he was playing halo in that episode?

[chrishastie]

best show EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[rcflight13]

Tiger blood, bitches!

[masterdeathify]

this seems legit... was this really part of an episode?