The Metal Madman™ Chugs A Bells Hopslam Beer!

[whateveralesme]

rock the fuck on, metalmadman

[libertarianbastard]

Metal Madman- If I EVER see you on the street, I will beat you without mercy for being such a fucking boner.

[TheMetalMadman]

@libertarianbastard Hey look another internet pussy who grows balls hiding his idntity behind mommies computer. If you're gonna talk smack ya dick smooching moron at least show yourself. The only thing you beat is your 1/2 inch pimple dick to midget porn.

[BloodCereal]

I was going to bitch about how sacrilege it is to chug a Hopslam but then I realized how fucking hilarious this is haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[TheMetalMadman]

@BloodCereal No worries I was sent 2 bottles for that very reason. I actually do appreciate craft beer. ;)

[ArchEnemySlayer]

Only one beer? Why only one? This guy is putting me down... He looks very happy... Too happy... Lets give him hell! XD jk jajajaha

[youhavenoidea09]

Whatever , dude that's all piss beer...hahhhahaaaaa

[MrLon2011]

This guy seems like such a cunt

[greenshirt33]

You chugged that like it was your boyfriend's jism!!!

[TheMetalMadman]

@greenshirt33

If I am so "gay" than why do you keep watching my videos and commenting on them? Seems the only faggot around here is YOU. Also it appears you are quite the expert in what a mans "jism" is. I can only imagine the collection of gay porn sitting on your Hard Drive.

[FloydianNM1]

That was the weakest shit ive ever seen

[TheMetalMadman]

@FloydianNM1

Yea almost as weak as some pussy (you) who hides behind a monitor. If its so weak what are you doing...watching it, and commenting on it you stupid fuckhead.

I walk the walk, and talk the talk, and what do you do? Wish you were as cool as me, but you're a fucking peon nobody jerking off to youtube all day.

[zodiak3000]

i wanna see this guy chug a brewdog tactical nuclear penguin, fuck jeah!

[JDHCARTER]

Metaman rules! Your videos are freaking hilarious!!

[colt45allstar]

I've turned the corner from my earlier comment, still don't see why someone would choose to chug a beer like this.... it's meant for savoring.

All the same, I do get the impression that you at least enjoy a well made beer... differences in drinking style aside and that's the important thing.

[flipper2gv]

I laugh at all the morons who take him seriously. Obviously he likes those beers. Proper glass and proper pour XD

[Amankila1]

HELL YEH! this guy should visit beligum and go chug some beer at the beer brewing abbeys! scare some fucking monks and get real pissed cus when those monks make beer they aint fucking around! it good strong beer!!!!!

[bbrandoo]

"...and his little paramedic boyfriend bitch." hahahah love that line!! Keep slammin!

[TheMetalMadman]

@tphenley I may turn into powder but I'm not sure how "fine" it would be.

[glass509]

haha this dude needs his own tv show...what a fuckin character...

[BlackHoleBrew42]

Chug a 750ml of Lost Abbey Angels Share next.

[glass509]

haha dude you have to be from alabama...thats bum fuck genetics at its finest...

[TheMetalMadman]

@glass509 I take it you're a bum fuck genetic expert...after all you are watching bum fuck genetic videos apparently.

Oh and I'm from Mom, and Dad but born in NY.

[AspireToDoItAll]

Yo man don't listen to all these guys on Youtube haha. I think this guy is great, he's got a great attitude and seems like a pretty cool dude.

[drunkontheboard]

hahaha thats a kick ass fuckin beer right dare

[daaracer]

first time i see your videos fuckin funny stay metal. and come on people dont bitch theyll make more.

[marksamuelcohen]

My new hero. This guy is hilarious! I'm 55 years old and I got to tell you, the Metal Madman is bad ass!! I'm taking a my motorcycle (my old man's bike) on a road trip to Kalamazoo from Pittsburgh to the Bells Cafe. Their Two Hearted is the best beer I ever had.

[Imasofat]

Hot Damn Hop Slam.

[60timus1]

one of the most classic vids on you tube!! you rock metal madman!!!!!

[Chad9976]

Metal Madman FTW!!

[ewdrye]

Why would you waste such an amazing and rare beer such as the hopslam

[colt45allstar]

why would he waste such an amazing beer?

The answer is because he's an idiot who has to prove how big his 'dick' is.

Keep on wasting, I'll keep on savoring beers like Hopslam and other world class brews.

[jlatham]

Epic.

[coolrabbitVT]

Internet are serious business.

[greenshirt33]

You're in UFC, so I see what you're doing with the whole asshole tough guy routine, but please don't drag our good beers into the act for us real beer lovers; it's our hobby and lifestyle, just like getting half naked and fighting other insecure guys is your hobby.

[piccanninni]

Shouty, crass American wiggerman. How unique.

[henryrt]

we could all probably do that, but the thing is we're smarter than you, so we don't. i didn't pay 16 dollars a six pack to chug an awesome beer like its a keystone light. what are you proving other than you're retarded?

[bopplayer]

Beef cake!! beef cake!!! beef cake!!!!

[rabidchipmunk2641]

You sound smart.

[schweinnoisu]

Dude, hilarious! I hope you eventually got a sixer to enjoy slowly. You are the ONLY person I've ever seen chug one!

[sillygigglemonster]

Hahahahaha, you dominated that beer dude. Hilarity. And I enjoy the comments you leave for your haters, it's amusing. XD

[bopplayer]

Holy fuck!~! too much foam dude, you better learn how to pour correctly.

[newandjune]

its a hopslam man, thats a good head for that beer. plus he has an english pint glass, makes those flavours jump out at you

[kjchillz]

hahahhaah your fuckin awesome!!!!

[fattyisevil]

That poor, poor hopslam

[clevelandbruno]

Never mind. Way better than father spoon!

[mvflyhalf]

chugging hopslam for fun: cool

being an asshole: not cool

[TheMetalMadman]

Sorry being an asshole is one of my better qualities!

[mvflyhalf]

Lol, I guess thats ok as long as the video is entertaining. I think the concept is funny as hell. It would be fun to see you chug a thick-ass beer like Dogfish Head World Wide Stout, Goose Island Bourbon County Stout, or Bell's Expedition Stout.

[eric710221]

What a waste, hopslam is over 15 dollars a sixer. It should be savored not chugged. If I wanted a 10 percent beer to chug I'd get a 2 dollar malt liqour.

[newandjune]

if i saw you in person i would bitchslap you

what a waste

[TheMetalMadman]

Sure ya would tough guy.

[815Sox]

"Yo Dude... burrrppp... Fuck Yeah!"

[sunburstflame]

Astonishing...

[sluhdrum07]

ha you little pussy. i cant believe you wasted that magnificent brew. i hope you never find it again

[TheMetalMadman]

I'm a little pussy? I suppose you are 6 foot 5 and 275 pounds of muscle and fight in the UFC right? LOL. Go play some more World Of Warcraft you little internet bitch!

[TheMetalMadman]

Let me see. You're comparing a piece of ass to a fucking beverage? LOL!!! You're 325 pounds of dumbfuck!

You sure you don't play Tight End? Faggot.

[lonkerodemoni]

That's fast. Fucking great that all in the US don't drink beer that tastes like water!

[paulgabc]

What a waste... trying to fight the bitterness at 1:56.. stick to your PBR

[elitemathlete]

That beer is 10% alcohol.  Damn, waste of a good beer, should have savoured it.

[dizheafta]

time for a new video!

[wheezerYT]

The Metal Beer Man! It all goes down smoothly, huh? More videos!

[japetus]

You rule man, I love IPA's, double IPA's and THE MORE HOPS THE BETTER and here's to just chugging the fuck out of a few!!!!!!

[dizheafta]

this guy chugs over 20 percent beer not once but twice. There isnt anything he wont chug! Rawk On!!!!!!!!!

[TimberCiti]

you should do a chug with a couple of other people with SHOTSTICKS

[Slappy7768]

it was gone so fast, did you even taste it?? Rock on Johnny!

[justinxpwsane]

You should do a chug video with a 22oz bottle.