[06/04] Tattooed Tribal Clown

[AaronF526]

I immediately thought of Ke$ha.

[Tedd92]

I think I'm one of the very few that can brag that Björk is my dads third cousin... But then again, Iceland is quite small...

[MrLong0914]

Watching 5AG makes me happy when I have a bad day =)

[JaredCulture]

Ke$ha?

[Kipfan410]

Ahhh stevie! Love you!

[Ztuffable]

hahaha

[aaronowen90]

How do I stay positive? This video! I have it on my favorites and 3:45 on makes me laugh every time!

[mynameisholden]

Tar ate her face?

[Sorcerer8605]

ROFL! This video is great. Love the gagging and the drag. :-)

[Magster13153]

i totally agree loves chu

[smilesalot4]

hahah idk if you know this but simply by you doing these videos you have becomemy best friend. hahah too funny. .is that creepy?

[dancingdoraXO]

HOW DO I STAY POSITIVE? I BENCH PRESS BITCHES! YEAHH!!!!!

hahahahaahahahahah omg XD

I <3 youuuu(:

[comedycliche]

o:42 youre god!!

[LauraDink]

Stevie, where did u get ur background sheet? It's beautiful.

[RainOokami]

:45 and below you reminded the of Johnny Depp when he played as Charlie in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. :D

[foreveranexample]

I luv kids. r u kidding? my own too.

[ever4far]

ok so yeah totally hate children. wish i could just kick em too. i would also adopt if i had to though.

[DTtwinsnc17]

OMG! Feels the name!

[happywilkie]

ohh nooo...that was so crazy!

[jgrotz]

hahahahahaha, i bench press bitches, i think i peed when you said that.

[marisleyton]

you're supposed to gag??????????

that was the funniest thing eveeeeeer!!!!!

[piewiistuff1]

i like kids but i am one still kinda so thats y but i would like kids eventualy

[musicalmist]

That tranny clown was totally scary.

[nomad2595]

like tar ate her face!!

LOL

[paperbreath]

im with you about the kid thing. i really don't like kids and i freak out whenever my mom starts talking about me having babies and im like nope not happening anytime soon.

[ChazMaz816]

D=

I'm crushed, cause I was totally going to have your babies.

[pyleofgracie]

My Mom actually asked me what was wrong with me because I was laughing so hard after this video!

[Cross64]

Ending was hilarious.

[fifty5hourslater]

"I bench press bitches" might be the best line I've heard in ages.

[NicoleAraneta]

i need to take a break from laughing so hard to tell you that honestly made my day. actually,NO that made my WEEK :)

[rimiagarwala]

oh my god !!! ur drag totally scared me !! *still shaking*

[severlyconfused]

"I bench press bitches." I laughed, hard.

I just want to give you a big hug.

[xXCatCrissAngelFanXx]

theres only one person that can lift me up because its not a thing.. my best friend jeff XD...

[AlejoFiore21]

I want a dog

[Dark417]

At the end where your voice went deep, I thought you were going to do the creepy Silence of the Lambs dancing scene. :P

[yve2905]

"I call this scary drunk clown tribal drag"

omg that's awesome! lol

[Neppybutt]

A total tranny train wreck

[andamariaa]

I watch this video way too much. the gagging part has never failed to make me laugh. you're fantastic, Stevie.

[ftsanchez]

"how do i stay positive? i bench press bitches." i just spit coffee i laughed so hard. and you're way too cute.

[Jessica47503271]

Love the background for this one!

[senshi85]

Hiieee! omg I love you stevie your videos always make me smile and laugh. You're very cute too. :) If I had to pick a favorite 5AG member you would be it (but I love you all though). My favorite video game of all time, tough choice, but I would say Super Mario World for the SNES since it was my first when I was 6 and I fell in love with video games after that. byiieee!

[staraction]

I gotta say the best video game EVER is Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time from the N64 it is AWESOME! Also Super Mario 3 is awesome too

[alexlife21]

hahaha gaging. I will have to remember that when I go to London.

[mewantfuckdunn]

this video is the funniest yet.

(: x

[MPoopC]

oh yay I won!

[sadlittleemoboy]

Thank you, someone with the same hatred for HSM as me =] love your tattoo sleeve- it's sexy.

[Genevievexx3]

OH MY GOD i feel the exact same way about kids haha! i went to a jonas brothers concert and there where swarms of little girls with like purple hair extentions and i was like to my sister "make sure i don't kill any of them" hahaha

[LunaCow]

I love that you hate HSM. I kinda hate Disney, and kids...

[MyLoveInColdBlood]

lol

[charlsielem]

omg. this video had me laughing soo hard. hahaha, the gag thing, holy crap i was dying. then the bench press bitches. haha, whew i'm still giggling.

[Zeromaximus3]

"i bench press bitches" lmao

[MeganAbigail]

I laughed so hard when you said you have to restrain yourself from kicking kids!

I also really wish i could do the whole 'Hi!...Bye!' thing how you said it, I swear I have been practising for weeks.

[xXRazorbladeSmilesXx]

I feel the exact same way towards kids. I have an urge to kick or step on things lower than my knee.

[tranquilium]

omg That last part almost made me bust a nut XD It's my birthday :D Turning 18.

[ticklemepoynter]

I like the way you say "Hi." xD

[bumonwheels13]

hahahahaha that is definitely one of the funniest things i have ever seen

[brainstew232]

hahahaha

[Jaesoent]

lmao. you're great.

and i love you haha

'how do i stay positive, i bench press bitches'

[standardissuelemon]

i wanted korey to win the challenge so then he could co-host with dirty sanchez!

[FoamyTheSquirrel2]

OMg! I hate getting shots. The lady at the place is such a bitch she always grabs my arm really hard. I swear shes secretly a man cuz that bitch has a mostache

[thedarkangelloverock]

I guess i'm inloved... you are so cute... the cutest guy on youtube... and your vids are so cool! Go Stevie ^_^!

[Illuminieran]

This is the most hilarious video I've ever seen! Oh my God, i almost peed my pants when you started gaging. "I bench press bitches" comment- oh my god

[lostxpuppet]

to not kick them!!!

LMAO!!love you=]

[LinzerBiscuit]

haha another great vlog. the way u flop down and come back up in drag was brilliant haha love ur stuff xx

[robbieejgh]

ur so hot :p

[rippeddollarbill]

this is the best video ever. every time i watch it i laugh so much. you are amazing and so funny! xD

[SomeGeekGirl]

Lol @ fake kiddie tattoos XD

[BiPride0accptedfreak]

Okay, I was watching this and just had to ask.....do you have Irish or something in your family? Because I couldn't help but notice a little bit of an accent.....or maybe I'm just hearing things.....

[StevieProductions]

i am only a tiny bit Irish

mostly Polish and Lithuanian

[lalalalalovelyyyyyyy]

ahaahahaaha i have to restrain myself from kicking them,iloveyousteven!!!!!!!!!!!

[kevinbradleymaddox]

AMAZING!

[LilPaperUmbrella]

"How do I stay positive? I bench press bitches"

That made me laugh sooo fucking hard.

[lalalalalovelyyyyyyy]

hahahaha how do i stay positive?, i bench press bitches lmao iloveyou!!!! :D:D

[funwithwarcrimes]

That's a very honest answer. Good for you.

[Shoegazer29]

Three things you mentioned rang absolutely true with me this week.

1) I also do not like children. When asked why by indignant peers I usually reply, "They're sticky."

2) Duncan Sheik is rather wonderful, and easy on the eyes. Though I like him more for his musical theatre work, "Barely Breathing" is a pretty good '90s one hit wonder.

3) "High School Musical" is the bane of my existence. It, and everything having to do with it, is absolutely disgusting.

[nOtThAtEviL666]

hahaha u don't like kids

[InsomniacDreamerx]

I don't like kids either.. to put it nicely.

Nor do I like High School Musical.

The acting out of the gagging while being robbed thing made me laugh so hard.

I don't understand how that's really going to help.

By the way, nice drag.

[spookythebando]

I agree with you 100% on HS Musical. I've turned down job offers (pit orch) for productions three times... and fear that in the near future, I'll owe a friend a favor and actually have to do that filthy scum "musical". *sigh*

Nice vid, btw!

[KailTirasleen]

Bjork Rawks.

[CyberProletar]

"i have to restrain myself from kicking them"

aha ur absolutely .. umm. right. :D

[smrtduck]

LOL

"i have to restrain myself from kicking them"

"i bench press bitches"

bahaha, great video

[finebime]

How do I stay positive? I watch your music video of The Strokes' "You Only Live Once". Works every time!

[miszmsx]

same here!

[bummercucumber]

Woah, I thought I was the only one.

I've watched that video almost everyday

since he posted it.

[medvedyenko]

Your drag outfit kinda makes you look like the lead singer from Twisted Sister. A little. It's still scary/amazing/awesome. Keep up the god work.

[iseepeace]

p.s. I'm liking the tribal background...!

[iseepeace]

Hahaha priceless. Nice tattoo sleeve:D.

[kaylastahl]

You are basically the next Aristotle.

[meamiriguay]

"I bench press bitches"

priceless XD

[maniackmat]

Hahaha wow, that tranny clown action was HOT! Seriously though, I had a genuine LOL moment while watching this. Definitely some of your best work : )

[n3rdyNugg3ts]

Yay adoption :)

I was adopted.. fun fact of the day :)

[tfo07]

Haha the puking skit was too funny, I have to keep that in mind whenever someone decides to mug me.

I don't why, but I'm thinking Tyler was addicted by The Sims.. yes? no?.. maybe? probably...

And by the way, you make such a fiiiiiine lady.. haha.

[agusbong85]

i love kids but i dont like it when they cry n scream!!! :)

[bollabee]

omg this is the funniest video i ever saw. omg omg. nm. hahahhahahaha. love you, briana

[gmatic07]

one of my favorite 5AG vids so far!!

[peanut200088]

oh, wow. I laughed so hard to this video! Now I think that I am going to watch it again :)

[swimbaby82]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHhaha. A+. Ah. omg. amazing.

[Cssfiend]

why are all the overtly gay people see so violent...

[itslauren17]

i totallyyyyyyyy get what you're saying about the kids thing- i hate them too haha. oh stevie, you're my fave[:

[jenasciadaniels]

I LOVE BJORK - Have all her albums and when me and my hot gay husband have children her name is going to be Isobel!

First i have to find him, then hopefully by then they'll just have like artificial wombs that you just pop your junk into and POP comes a baby.

[TeganES]

love the new background!!

[sesametown]

hahahah "i bench press bitches!!" hahahahahahahhaaa

[mattmatt7575]

where have you been all my life, whenever a child is whining around me, i automatically say to myself "beat it, beat it"

[hardcore4parkour]

You make me smile!

[peachie899]

teheheheh, i bench press bitches toooooo.

[blaq19]

"I bench press bitches"

hahahaha you're too funny!

[colormekristen]

Yay great video.

<3 Duncan Sheik

[Roxy737]

hahaha oh my gosh. That was classic.

[sharclark36]

Geez, don't hold back about the kid thing...let us know how you really feel! Hahahahahaha!

[hazel141]

ONE COOOOOL 4 YEAR OLD! my children better be bjork fans or i will disown them ...

[missdivinestalls]

This video twisted my melon in so nany wonderful ways. Awesome.

[YellowPocketHoodie]

ahahahhahahahaah....

how do i stay positive...ok this is going to sound dumb, but every night after work i load up the daily 5awesomgays video and watch it, because you gays make me laugh, even if im in tears, u seem to always make me smile, and i dont smile much any more!!!

SO THANK YOU HEAPS and HEAPS and HEAPS!!!

I LOVE YOU GUYs!!!!!

xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxxo

-KARA

[stickynotesrock]

lmfao.

i think my parents woke up from me laughing too much at the end..actually from laughing too much throughout the whole video.

Stevie i love you <3

[Detonic]

LOL! The ending made me choke. Luv ya!~

[abercrombiela99]

OMG Stevie "I bench press bitches" LOL I will be saying that for a few days awesome vid.

[learnt0f1y]

OMG, that last part was creeeeepy.

[midnightprism]

WooHoo, I don't like kids either

[hossynossy4]

siiing 2 b happy =]

[kk12shcj08]

LOVED IT!

[HartzProductions]

lol!!! I bench press bitches! hahhaha

[billyX84]

LOL...ur skit was amazing! and ur drag...hmm...lol

[lukeyyy77]

I was wondering what game Tyler played for 24 hours too!

lol I thought you would have done Ms. Lulu for your drag.

[TangerineVampire]

High School Musical makes me gag too. ):

And I only like individual little kids, if they are cool. Like I babysit this one kid who is so awesome (he loves Harry Potter and The Beatles' music). But kids in a group... ugh. And I really don't want any of my own, but I may change my mind someday.

[ajaxouch]

lol you could've made the video shorter if you hadn't thought so long about how to say you hate kids nicely, lol!

[thegreylethe]

OMG! So there is like a running battle on who is my fav 5AG! It like changes everyday, but that last line on your video was hilarious! I think your my number 1 for now! :)

[TraurigeJunge]

I hate kids, too.

[oyglavin]

I'm so happy you talked about Duncan Sheik! I love him, and I LOVE Spring Awakening!!

Also, this video has the best ending of any of them. Loved it.

[pvampire]

The best vlog ever!!! haha OMG this had it all! You guys are gonna go places, I could denfinelty see you guys on tv someday. I LIVE FOR 5AG'S!!!

[yeldarbo]

Omg the gagging had me laughing so hard hah

[mylovelydame21]

OH MY LORD. You are scariest Drag Queen ever!!! Nice job!

[malloryspiderwick]

Stevie, you effing rock. I love your vids, so much spirit. I LOVE that background!!! Please use it every week!!

[Luckdragon]

Stevie please marry me we can not have children together.

[cgyguy86]

omg you made my day!! at the end!!!

[LAMEjustin]

tar ate her face! LOL

[emilineC]

lmao!! that was the most amazing thing I've ever seen!

[michfrk9]

OMG! I think I might have nightmares now of u chasing me in drag...LoL

[mypantsareyellow]

Your tattoo sleeve reminds me of this time my friend and I bought 100 temp tattoos from Walmart and stuck them all over ourselves like we were 5.

It was fun.

You're awesome.

When I'm sad or... whatever... music usually gets me out of it.. but I also youtube a lot and watch you guys and it usually will work as well... you all usualyl have such a positive nature. It's nice.

[rtjello25]

hahaha!! i COMPLETELY agree with you on high school musical

[posponting]

lol. that was amazing!

[storyofagay]

i bench press bitches!

[celebrityaddict]

bwahahahaha Stevie you're freaking hilarious.

[chilltown17]

Omg, Yes!

[DavidVert]

Oh my God, you are the best! Hahaha.

[LalalalalaLauren75]

this video proves why we love you so much!!!

[tyleroakley]

...and...

...this is why I love you...

[tiffaniimarie]

omg!!! i spit out my water when you said i bench press bitches!!! i laughed for a good 10 minutes!! as always you are amazing!!

[KidzareMylife]

Oh my gosh. This video is totally comment worthy, problem is I have no clue what to say. All I know is that you got me to laugh so hard I cried. Thanks!

<3

[cuteboi1226]

i love the way u say Hi and Bye, LMAO at the end lol

~G~

[tumbleblindly]

lmao "yay yay i won" 5 stars!

[realdreamgirl]

wow you really don't like kids do you :( adoption is awsome though!! omgosh i do the song listening thing when i'm upset too! and if i'm mad enough i hit a pillow lol hey it works! I so agree that H.S.M. sucks!! and i love music!! lmao love the drag!!

[MrsHardcore05]

I love you in WIGS!!!!!!!!!!! Ahh!

[peripari]

LMFAO, this is my favorite vid of you so far!

[JIovannone]

Stevie, I hate kids too, that's why we're going to have lots of dogs instead. Or we could adopt a Chinese baby! haha. This video was amazing.

[jonmorg]

I bench press bitches!!!! OMG soooooooooo funny

[boportsmouth]

"I bench press bitches" !!!! omg I love it.

[BRANDONCARMODY]

That was some great gagging!

[poodlepaws]

haha i laughed so hard at the gagging part lol

[krippy22]

i agree abt the kids!

[alynking79]

I love the tapestry in the background...for some reason it works as such a great backdrop for the video. I hope you shoot more vids in front of it.

[prettypuzzler]

I can't believe how similar we are Stevie. I don't like kids, especially screaming kids and I hate HSM, ick. I nearly peed my pants with the gagging skit. LOL!

[prettypuzzler]

BTW you're so right 'On a High' is a perfect happy song and Duncan Sheik isn't too bad to look at either. I remember loving that song when it 1st came out I was glad to listen to it again.

[MidsummerNightScream]

when im upset which is whenever i have to do this stupid pdeng assignment after a hard day of work. we have to write essays about how to be professional at work and make charts and make computational matrixes when solving problems. i watch youtube, i listen to ppl vlog which relaxes me, just like this video

[seNCationDrop]

i love the background and the drag.

[hermeticsdemon]

A cameo by the golden birds!

[johnlysenko]

LMFAO!!!

I BENCH PRESS BITCHES!!!

bahahahahzahah omg stevie <3

[Bobbyproductions212]

ur mean i am a kid

[hihayley]

i watched tyler's featured video again after it was featured and i was really disgusted by all the homophobic comments.

you guys are all amazing! :]

[rivernymph84]

i dont like kids either! i want nothing to do with them! they are sticky and gross!

[standardwhiz]

Man. I loved that video :D

[subliminalxdesires]

Lmao @ the drag queen-iness. And at last, someone else who hates High School Musical! I was beginning to think I was the only person on the planet that hated it! I'm not alone! *dances*

I also totally agree about the music thing lifting me out of a bad mood, but you know the one thing that works for me even better than that... And I don't care if I sound like a wet blanket for saying this but a hug from my Mum can just make the world seem right again, no matter how depressed I am. Hugs rule!

[hotkittyinflames]

haha. i love it.

[peacelovebecca]

i thought of you today because my friend asked me "what if i talked like elvis all the time, would you still be my friend?" haha. i said no.

[PlaidSneakers]

Just...wow... ((in a good way))

[Daviesgravey]

omg.. I love the scary drunk tribal drag thing. She's hot!

[iforgettobevainx]

You hate High School Musical too?

You sir have great taste!

[maidofglass]

Yeah I used music to get me through a bad day.

That voice that the end was hillarous.