Mass Effect 2 - Kasumi is an Optimist

[Xdeser1]

see, I Would have liked a character like her in the game, If EA didnt rip out a part of the game and make me pay for it -_-

[TheHinsonator]

just a question? i played through all of Mass Effect with the DDE DLC is that a DLC companion?

[matalvis]

@TheHinsonator yes. she is in the Stolen Momories DLC

[Warrior536]

Yeah, traditionnal RPG giant rats.

[SoundlyAsleep85]

hope Kasumi is in mass effect 3

[TVgeinus90sSim]

@SoundlyAsleep85 she is. it was official by BioWare following the demo release

[dominichokage]

No, Kasumi, you are the rats.

[Valamist]

It's a shame that Kasumi (And Zaeed for that matter) can’t be talked to in the same way the other companions can be. Their mission chat is always wonderful!

[iisl33t]

lmao

I really need to use her on my squad more

[DemocracyDefender]

Never change Kasumi.

[Bitch123Yo]

Joker: Why so "Cerberus?"

[Valikdu]

RATS EVERYWHERE

GO GO GO

GO GO GO

[SirKallen]

in me3 just to add a real sense of horror they need to fill all reaper with husk rats ====(>'o')>

[Vampirvork]

in me3 i saw on bioware tv a freaking mega giant reaper o_o

[DarkNightRJ]

Man I hope she comes back in 3.

[TheEpikFAIL123]

@DarkNightRJ She is! Her page on the Mass Effect WIki confirms it! :)

[DarkNightRJ]

@TheEpikFAIL123 Nice!

[OneManArmyT22]

Who is Kasumi? how'd you get her on your team? i'm super confused..

[FangedBeauty]

@OneManArmyT22 Extra character from DLC. I think it's called "Stolen Memory"

[jeramahia123]

Is that "I'm commander... and this is my favorite..." a new online joke like "I used to... then I took an... to the knee."

[Adanu191]

@jeramahia123 It's from a paragon persuade on the citadel in the second game. YOu tell that to just about every store you visit to get a discount of you're a paragon (which a good protion of the playerbase is apparently?) I personally only play renegade with a bit of paragon.

[soverensix]

@Adanu191 i play paragon first then renegade

[jeramahia123]

@Adanu191 I know where it's from. I'm just asking if it's another one of those "repeated-lines" jokes?

[killerkord]

@jeramahia123 It is but this one came long before the Skyrim one you mentioned.  There were also other jokes originating from the first Mass Effect but they never caught on like the "I'm Commander Shepard and this is... etc." did.

[roachofdoom1234]

kasumi: i'm an optimist

garrus: your an idiot

[ffalsa]

@roachofdoom1234 you're* If you're gonna make shitty jokes like that , at least get the spelling right.

[roachofdoom1234]

@ffalsa wow that's really the first thing you notice. i'm sure you read the comments and was like "ZOMG HE DIDN'T SPELL IT RIGHT, I MUST CONTACT HIM ABOUT THIS OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" dude get over it. and the joke isn't shitty, you've just obviously never seen TeamFourStar, in which case, you wouldn't know funny until you've seen their videos

[ffalsa]

@roachofdoom1234 I randomly read comments and saw a dumb commenter making a dumb joke. AKA you. The joke is shit.

[roachofdoom1234]

@ffalsa thus proving you don't know about TeamFourStar, i recommend watching them and then you'll know that that they made the joke and when they did it it was funny. so please watch them and stop replying to me

[ffalsa]

@roachofdoom1234 Watched. Still. The joke is shit. What now? Gonna bash me for disliking teamfourshit?

[roachofdoom1234]

@ffalsa i'm gonna say you fail because you truly don't know funny. i bet you didn't even watch, so quit lying

[ffalsa]

@roachofdoom1234 You bashed someone's opinion on the internet! WELL DONE. You're now an official douchenugget.

[AfroAssassin1000]

@ffalsa yes



[Samuraislash600]

Kasumi is probably the most optimistic crew member ever and that's y she's awesome :)

[scarecrow446]

@Samuraislash600 no doubt about it

[DrMagillicutty]

thats what i like about kasumi shes so positive and jolly all the time lol

[gatoman46]

imagine rats inside the reaper...rat husks?

[Kiulier]

i dont think rats can be worse than...husks...

[motorhead522]

Huh.....touche

[Casundia]

Ahhhh, God. My adoration for Kasumi just skyrocketed.

[RXdash78]

I used to go exploring in derelict reapers and i took a rat to the knee.

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Actually, there was one rat on that reaper... He disliked this.

[TheEpikFAIL123]

Damn, I love Kasumi. :D:D:D:D:D:D

[FreemanicParacusia]

KASUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

[supertamal2099]

rats are deadly, just ask the travelers in THE HITCHHIKER GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.

[feliciano2040]

Did your Shepard join the Blue Suns or something ?

[TheMspacmann]

@feliciano2040 no, the Suns have a different insignia

[MetalKvicken]

Ah yes "Rats"

[nts4906]

kestrel armor rules, but the helmet is lame.

[7megaboy7]

nice armor... can u tell me what parts u used?

[skinny123222]

@7megaboy7 by what i see, it looks like the parts are from the Kestrel armor dlc.. the chest and sholders do at least

[7megaboy7]

@skinny123222 ok thanks!

[XxReaperZeroxX]

Illusive Man: Shepard, you need to go inside of a ancient giant creepy bio-mechanical machine that has very little power and lighting and hundreds of half-undead husks to retrieve this tiny device near it's core.

Shepard: No problem, send the coordinates.

*upon arriving*

Shepard: OMFG THERE'S RATS EVERYWHERE AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

[OsmanliTayfun35]

@XxReaperZeroxX

Your comment earns to be the best comment under this Video..

[Hamptoncltn]

@XxReaperZeroxX LOL xD

[OkamsRazer]

@XxReaperZeroxX Husk Rats.....even worse.

Though it is so cute when you see them on their teensy weensy rat impaling spikes.

[xXDarkLegend16Xx]

@OkamsRazer EXCUSE ME?

[OkamsRazer]

@xXDarkLegend16Xx you had a comment regarding Rats on the Reaper...so i suggested even worse than rats...Husk Rats...on tiny Dragon's Teeth. :)

[soverensix]

@OkamsRazer or rat reapers

[OkamsRazer]

@soverensix naaah...Reapers all look like psychotic Shrimp.

Kinda ironic having giant starships that look like the most defenseless shellfish in the Universe. BUT...

If they establish that all the Reapers are built from the conquered civilizations (since they are trying to make a Human one, and presumably tried to make a Prothean one) as models then why are all the reapers we have seen thus far giant Shrimp?

Makes me wonder if we shouldn't break out the hot sauce and scare them.

[sushiserv]

@OkamsRazer Actually, all Reapers look like reaper cuttlefish... it is an actual fish. They live in Australia...

But yea, some hot sauce. Yum.

[OkamsRazer]

@sushiserv I already knew of them but I was wagering that most people on Earth would know shrimp as opposed to cuttlefish...

[Shadowbonez]

@sushiserv Tell that to the krogans and they will win the war for you. Bonus points if you tell them the Reapers are actually very big fish from the Presidium.

[Novolizer88]

@OkamsRazer Would be nice =). But I think Matt Walters or one of the writers confirmed that what we see (the cuttlefish shape) is just the most efficient outer hull the Reapers have developed. Inside is the actual core of the reaper - human, prothean, whatever. Google pics of the reaper core you see on this mission and it actually looks kinda like the Thorian in ME1.

[Colton5]

I love Kasumi

[Linkforlife199]

Oh Kasumi, not only are you a badass squadmate, you are also funny.

[1337ijs]

So Reaper also double as Fantasy RPG sewer levels? Everything make so much more sense now.

[theratking013]

Thats how the Sovereign "died" cause of the rats bitten off the cables to the Mass Effect Protection Shield so the Alliance Cruisers could destroy it....behold the mighty rats saved the galaxy ...just to taking it over instead of destroying it like the Reapers do ...the next grand evil?!

[OsmanliTayfun35]

@theratking013

Thats the Secret Weapon in Mass Effect 3 xD

[Wolfsrain90]

Kasumi cracks me up, seriously. They need to make her a real character.

[Fistbeardthepirate]

@Wolfsrain90 Reapers!

[TheRedAzuki]

@Wolfsrain90 She is a real character and is going to have her own special story in ME3

[Awesomeuserdude]

I like how Bioware went the extra mile regarding Kasumi and Zaeed. They have their own dialogue in almost every mission. The only downside is that you can't talk to them in their cabins - that sucks.

[UniversalVision]

RATS... I could have sworn there were on this Reaper.

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

the ship originally had rats, and that they were indoctrinated rats you had to fight, and that this is a reference to that

PS not a true stroy

[bladestar17]

I'm commander rat and this is my favourite kasumi on the reaper.

[TheMarg0r]

@bladestar17 I'm rat reaper and this is my commander kasumi on the favourite.

[joeporn666]

Kasumi is the shit!!!! i love her!! ME3 romance YAY!!!

[liamdudeeee]

meanwhile at the reaper council

"Ah yes, Shepherd, the resurrected human that allegedly destroyed Soverign. We have dismissed that claim."

[gv1955]

@liamdudeeee

Harbinger - Well the fact that he has not contacted us for 2 years makes me suspicious.

[FoolsGil]

Garrus: ...Wut?

[diaalexguy]

were did you get that armor ??

[balrog0444]

@diaalexguy Start of the game, duh =D

[diaalexguy]

@balrog0444 mine wasn't like that ... really ... and i have all the updates and the dlc's played it 3-5 times ... never seen that chest plate

[balrog0444]

@diaalexguy Kestral armour, dyed blue and white. You sure you have all DLCs? =P

[diaalexguy]

@balrog0444 oo yeah ... i didn't knew about that one ... thanks

[axdurian2]

whos this kasumi?

[AndreasNicklasson]

@axdurian2 DLC Character.

[MrWorpax]

Big stupid jellyrats)

[ShardsofFun]

Well, it could be full of Rodents Of Unusual Size.

Ah ROUS, Rodents of supposedly 'unusual size'

We have dismissed that claim.

[coldshoulder14]

Oh I'm sure the Reapers will make rat husks in ME3 Kasumi so don't worry.

[coldshoulder14]

Yeah it could be worse, Fox News could still be talking about Mass Effect. 

[SpamtaroFTW]

lol so awkwarrd

[VinnieLepore]

Ohh, I didn't know that Shepard joined the Blue Suns. He'll make quite an asset to the team.

[starmaser]

She had to break the silence some how.

[RRVCrinale]

I can think of worse.

It could've been painted a really, REALLY tasteless color scheme, for example.

[rbagagli]

1 rat disliked this video.

[ARavingLooony]

Trapped inside a reaper... could b worse could b a justin bieber concert

[shikitokaproto]

I think the same way. When I'm having a bad day, I just think "At least I haven't been shot in the foot".

[thestorniolo]

@shikitokaproto look at your foot,it's bleeding "fuck"

[SinDawg030]

Why has Shepard joined the Blue Suns? Zaeed'll be PISSED

[ONEGUY090]

Ah yes "Rats". Sentient race of Earth vermin allegedly waiting inside a Reaper. We have dismissed that claim.

[bombomos]

@ONEGUY090 LMAO I could see the council saying that shit too!! XD

[Overlord0011]

@bombomos It's because of their crap, that I'm looking forward to ME3 the most, specifically the part where Shepard says "I told you so!" to those bureaucratic pinheads.

[deviantmyth]

@ONEGUY090 betting this is the only way we actually defeat the reapers. some war of the worlds scenario where the reapers and what not can't handle our planet and die off do to microbes....rusting out their brains?

[KoRnFaNaTiK]

@ONEGUY090 LOL'd

[ALLIED7621]

@ONEGUY090 lolololol comment win of the day

[Lyadal]

what kind of armor is that?

[Lowdian]

@Lyadal It's your everyday N7 armor, he just changed the colors.

[jrsword92]

RATS!!! How about the undead pumped full of fucking reaper tech, chasing, hitting, exploding, and shooting that nasty ass zit load to blow your shields to hell and back. lol

[MarzX1802]

*5 minutes later*

Shepard: Omg there are husks everywhere!

Kasumi: Well at least there's no rats.

[fusionmax28]

Oh god not rats. *shivers*

[KingdomComeA7X]

Awesome.

[SuperKiraGamer2]

That Kasumi is a SPY

[coldasfish]

A+

[devilsadvocate22289]

I like how Shep and Garrus both look identical...it makes it somehow funnier.

[ElectromagNick]

Trapped inside a derilict Reaper that could enslave our minds. Haevy risk, but the priiii- you know what? F*CK THIS SH!T, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE???!!!

[Tridda21]

It's full of husk's. Bassically the same thing.

[Antipatriot420]

@Tridda21 well they could be husks with aids

[theflyingfishmonger]

trapped in a reaper, heavy risk but the priiiize.

[ShadowSoldior]

Nah, instead it's just filled with zombies, no biggie.

[poblo234]

does anyone else notice her voice changes from time to time .. garrus' too

[battledawn1]

@poblo234 they speak with different tones most of the time.

[RedIntricacy]

Liara: I don't know what's worse. The husks or the rats in my...never mind.

[DeityoftheHills]

I don't even have this dlc and I already love Kasumi

[Paul0Grech]

I laughed

[mygiantinvisibleyeah]

My name is Commander Shepard and this is my favorite rat on the Reaper.

[Xzii666]

@mygiantinvisibleyeah I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite comment on youtube.

[Arzaker]

Shepard: IVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING RATS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN REAPER

[ImbaRudolf]

@Arzaker now lets open some fucking windows :D

[XxReaperZeroxX]

@Arzaker Windows are structural weaknesses.

[sjcobra84]

oh Sheppard...From legendary soldier to petty gangsta. The BLUE SUNS and The BLOOD PACK aint mercs. There just Bloods and Crips in space lol

[Dordracnor]

those rats are assuming control of this vessel

[TheRealFreeman1]

Not as bad as mudcrabs...

[KotorFan97]

@TheRealFreeman1 Oblivion <3

[cytorakdemon]

Its not like that Reaper is full of space zombies and fulling into the planet core.... well not right now any way.

[KillTheToy11]

It really could be worse. You could be trapped in a Reaper and also on fire.

[yubarta1]

@KillTheToy11 or you coulld be traped inside a DERELIC reaper that is going to crash with a sun or somethhing... or maybe a mass relay :D

[K07HeSc]

Rats. I hate rats.

[HenriqueMsAa]

Shepard is a Blue Suns Merc ._.

[SumthinMaybe]

Rats make everything worse.

[SinDawg030]

SHEPARD IS IN THE BLUE SUNS

[Genralix]

lol i see all these videos of kasumi it's funny as hell

[iansparks97]

@wolfking218 u would be correct rats must burn like on the renegade path in zaeed's loyalty mission how u kill vido

[WillisDCade]

ur right i fuckin hate rats.....least the husk they easy to kill....but rats? i rather be popping heat sinks then dealing with rats

[wolfking218]

@WillisDCade I think ANYONE would. 

[JoshuatheKodiak]

And instead its full with abonimations and husks

[hotrod506]

its hard not to like her until you wake up in a back ally with just your underwear on you

[TheZeeya]

How'd you get that armor!?

[OtakuEmma]

@TheZeeya That looks to be the Kestrel armor from the Aegis Pack DLC. My male shep uses that armor too, it's the only dlc armor that comes in parts rather than a type so you don't have to wear the dumb looking helmet. :D

[borgygleek]

I hope to hell she is in ME3. Still disappointed you couldn't romance her in ME2. Eh, Tali's just as fierce though, so it's ok.

[patrick5087]

the only thing worse would be an Endoctrinated Barney the dinosaur running around inside....

[RogueAscension]

It could be full of rats...Husk rats. *shivers*

[Arppis]

Cool armor.

[Redem10]

Endoctrinated rats...freaky

[blaknite16523]

Lmfao Kasumi is hilarious. She sure as hell better be in ME3

[whman17411]

@HITMANSPIKE007 nah i think he looks more like a blue suns

[HITMANSPIKE007]

Ha, looks like I'm not the only one who coordinated his colours to match Garrus. ;D

[adjhd1]

who is she??

[Hamptoncltn]

@adjhd1 Kasumi Goto

[GhostSnake]

Did Shepard join the Blue Suns?

[TheNewModSoul]

Forget Reaper rats, I scared of husk rats

[TheMaleRei]

Reaper Rats.  Run.

[MrCombineGuy]

SPACE RATS WITH SPACE RABIES!

[notgayguy222]

shepard looks like a member of the blue suns

[DragonfallCIA]

Rats that Harbinger can ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of.

[DreamgirlBlue]

Lmao that last comments made me laugh even more:p

[Android2137]

Yes, full of rats. Indoctrinated rats. Indoctrinated husk rats...

[iOnlySignIn]

She's so positive! I like her!