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  • Was that the American president they were all talking about? Are you sure it wasn't the North Korean president. With that giant, God like poster, that blind loyalty, all those voices in perfect unison. I could have sworn... Now bow, comrades. Bow to your leader.

  • That image of Obama, the blind loyalty of all those devotees. The picture is almost God like. It's an idol. An idol to their political messiah. A servant to Obama? They were talking about America, not North Korea, right?

  • servant to obama LOL

  • douchebags!

  • Pledge to serve the President? The President is elected to represent US. Shouldn't he be the one pledging to serve US, and didn't he swear an oath to do just that?

    When was the last time you or anyone you know pledge to be a servant to one of their employees?

    With our kids looking up to people like these as role models, is it any wonder half or more of them cannot even articulate the type of government we reside under. We're a Republic, not a Democracy.

  • I PLEDGE TO VOTE AGAINST BARACK OBAMA JUST LIKE I DID IN 2008 - AND I HOPE MANY OTHERS WILL JOIN ME IN DOING OUR VERY BEST FOR OUR COUNTRY BY GETTING THIS LIAR OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE...

  • Yuck.  Just Yuck. ~ Ron Paul 2012!~

  • Is it just me, or do these celebrities, half of whom I dont know, resemble the Borg collective from star trek?

  • Those poor people, now we know how Hitler came to power. the same people were booing and crying about torture. butt cheering at the death of Col Caddafi under Obama

  • what a nation of scientology followers.sad how easily people can be led from lies,trends&communist propaganda.

  • I pledge to be a slave to my TV set & watch nazi style programming & to drink

    my 8 daily glasses of fluoridated water, & to watch as many Al Gore films as

    possible, & only flush my toilet once per month, & to follow the path of change

    until I am a pussified servant boy.

  • hollywood morons

  • o fuck its hitlers army 

  • What about pledging to the US Constitution or America?

  • THE BORG. " You will be assimilated"

  • Together We Are A Powerful Force As One Mind, Body, And Soul.

    Let No Evil Nor Attempt To Reduce Us Because Of The Beliefs We Hold.

    And With This Love, Combined With Our Strength, We Ward Off Pain And Stress.

    TECH9CIAN I Am Wholeheartedly, In LIFE And In DEATH.

  • Creepy!

  • The scariest part that no one is talking about, I was shocked During Its Inauguration, "Let us summons a new spirit" (SUMMONS A SPIRET!) the 12TH EMOM?

  • Wow, brain washed they are. It blows my mind that so many famous people can be blind to the ways of the elite. Who knows, maybe they are in on it, but this sounds very socialistic and like a monarchy.

  • I pledge to fight Obama and all progressives as they march this county into the ground.

    Obama and Pelosi have dug us all into a bottomless pit of debt and unemployment, and when the inevitable bill comes due, this county will collapse. My curses on them, and every brainwashed hollywood puke-faced zombie in this video.

  • I pledge, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine

  • I pledge to pay my share of the $5.6 trillion in debt this democratic House and Senate have added over the last 48 months on top of the $8.6 trillion that took us 100 years to accumulate.

  • Ummm didn't you all just bow down to Bush for 8 years, and if you didn't your phone was tapped, your civil right removed and a totalitarian state was formed.

  • @Caineheist I didnt bow down to Bush and my phone wasn't tapped, don't recall what civil rights I lost....all I know is this President we have now is spending money like he has a stolen credit card.

  • I pledge to never watch this brainwashing video again. Ok, maybe just one more time.

  • Look into my eyes. Obama. Obama. Obama. Are you getting sleepy yet??? What a bunch of fucking zombies

  • The FACT that this video was made in the first place is CREEPY!!

  • Oh my gosh. Why can't you people just calm down? Yes, these are the "scary bits", if they must be called that. But the rest is...well, something we all should think about. Why not do some good for the environment? Why should we buy cheap plastic crap from other countries when we can support the economy and the people here by buying their cheap plastic crap? Seriously.

  • I am not surprised history shows this stuff happened in China, Cuba, USSR, and every communist country. I pledge to not see or listen to music or movie by these marxist sell outs.

  • Joseph McCarthy  was right.

  • I Pledge to support the Constitution of the United States and to ignore, laugh at, and subdue the American Socialists all I can, for they are not much different then their German Socialist Party members of past....Soon it may be Zombie Time.

  • @Zresponder Zres, MY TOUGHTS Exactly !!

  • Obama Blows asshole.

  • You don't serve your president, HE is supposed to SERVE YOU, surely?

  • @ukpropaganda Yes ! Thanks Uk ! What happened to HIM the President Serving the PEOPLE !? What a bunch of Vomit this vid is !

  • Last time I checked, the constitution says that the government is Of the People, FOR the people. Not that we need to pledge to serve it, but they pledge to serve us.

    You know, I remember in history being taught that prior to WW2, all German students were made to pledge their lives and service to Adolf Hitler. Wonder if Barry knows this.

  • did I watch the same thing? They weren't pledging to Obama, someone needs a reading comprehension class.

  • reminiscent of 1930s germany

  • The ending was the creepiest, like some kind of communist shit.

  • How could anyone think the original video would be anything less than creepy? You'd think that even the most gullible and ignorant Obama fan would be rubbed the wrong way by this video. The borg-like unison at the end is just downright scary.

  • so how is the change coming along barok obama?

  • My favorite part in the video is when they pledge to end slavery. Than a few minutes later they freely pledge to be a slave themselves. WTF!?!?!?!?

  • These guys are hilarious. I can't wait for them all to OD so we can get a new generation of "hollywood intellectuals" telling us to pledge servitude to our latest progressive fuhrer. What a bunch of overpaid sheep. Where's our pay czar when you need him? Kutcher was paid WAY too much for Dude, Where's My Car and really every other movie he's been in. I say cut his salary by 90% like they're doing to CEO's. Pay for performance, right?

  • Great brainwashing video.

  • I have no allegiance to the president or any government. My allegiance as everyone's allegiance should be, is to justice.

  • I Pledge allegeance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands. One Nation, Under GOD, With LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.

    I am a proud American. I do not Pledge anything to Obama. I Pledge to fight for Freedom and Justice. I have and I will continue to do so. May God Bless Our Troups, Police, CIA, Secret Service, FBI, and all Police and Fire Fighters in the United States of America. Remember with heart that this country is FREE and not Socialist

  • I know it's been said, but... How would these Hollywood celebrities have reacted to the following:

    "I Pledge to serve George W. Bush, and to end the pemeditated torturous killings of unborn human beings."

    "I Pledge to serve President Bush and the CIA in the battle to make the Iranian people free."

  • Poor analogy. President Bush and the CIA both have something in common with President Obama. THEY SUCK!

  • The point is though, why are they pledging servitude to one of the two that suck? It's creepy and sad.

  • dude thats creepy...

  • Agh! As Americans, we owe our loyalty to the flag and the Constitution, not to the president! Do celebrities EVER think before they act?

  • No. They are used to having scripts tell them what to do. To act on their own is like competing in the special olympics.

  • Don't these goofballs realize that Obama takes an oath "to SERVE, protect, and defend?" We are not to serve Obama. That is ridiculous. We are not a dictatorship. Obama worshipers, wake up!

  • Obama, leave us ALONE!

  • Doublespeak Incorporated. This is BushCorp Mk II. with a kinder, gentler facade. Owned by the same thugs, with the same vicious agenda... and now the liberals think everything is fine and have quit being activist.

  • lmao you have non americans saying they are gonna pledge to serve him lmao... what a fucking joke.... ak is a joke now flea should kick his ass out the band and make him kiss his ass for trying to act touch and kissing his arms... sad sad day in the life of a RHCP fan

  • I serve only Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Not even the military pledges service to the President. Sure, he is in charge, but the military in the end only pledges service to protect the constitution.

    Then again, this is just another case of celebrities being stupid and acting like they're important.

  • dude wtf ak clear says i pledge to be of services to barrack obama he doesnt say anythign bout the fucking president...

  • Is it not the other way around that a US president is the servant to US citizens (at least when he took his oath)? We must be living in the opposite parallel universe!

  • Not alone?

    I WANT to be left ALONE.

  • I will never watch another movie or listen to another song by any of those people on the video.

    This is one of the most disturbing things I have ever watched.

    "If you think youre free, then you can't escape"

    ~ Ben Harper

  • What kind of creepy crap are they selling?

  • benfan, study the issues & ditch the silly name calling.

    Yes, certainly, SOME change IS good. But the changes we see these last few months are not good. And being a servant to a president is never good. Presidents are servants of the people, not the other way around. Our job is to study the issues from ALL sides, and correct our president when he takes a wrong path. NEVER LET PATRIOTISM OR OUR PRESIDENT THINK FOR US!! That is dangerous, cult style behavior. Scary stuff with lots of denial.

  • So agree about the denial part wondering how long before they wake up and see how creepy this is!

  • When you only look at the negative...god you guys are morons!!! CHANGE IS GOOD. DON'T BE AFRAID OF IT. DON'T BE IGNORANT OR BACKWARDS!!!

  • That is disturbing. How did Hitler, and Stalin get the power they had? This is creepy, and scary also a possible repeat of history.

  • I pledge to not watch any more of your movies or listen to your music!

  • Wow, that was super creepy. I pledge to be the president's servant!!! What the hell!

  • Dude this is fucked up hes trying to make us into a comunist country!

  • Lol thats so true it pretty much sid that in a nice way what with the whole lets do everything TOGETHER never ALONE.

  • notice not even one black person in the video

  • to appeal to the majority not the minority hooya

  • all hail obama, we must indoctrinate our youth! yes we can! wtf!

  • WTF is this shit?! fucking brainwashing garbage... i pledge to obama?!?! what the hell? since when do we all bow down to our president? fuck this selfish, arrogant marxist!

  • @coryg1088 My oath was to the Constitution. Still applies.

  • @coryg1088 Amen what the hell is this country becoming 

  • @coryg1088 you need to look up the definition of marxism before you post junior.

  • confuse a liberal: use logic and fact

  • we dont want them to blow up now do we?

  • The Republican racists,Nazis and troublemaking days are over

    they will not be back again.

    The British empire has been bringing troops in and they are here for the guns of all Americans.

    Those who do not turn them in and resist will be pushing up daisies

    Do not resist the British empire forces they come to bring back freedom to America.they will outlaw electronic vote machines no more court appointed presidents or republicans eviscerating voter lists of black voters.Real freedom is coming

  • lol cant spell racist lol

  • D: Im not a drone :/ You are just raceist

  • .......What the hell is wrong with you! Thats awful to say that.The Jewish people been through to much.

  • What? Why would bring the Jewish statement into this...That awful

  • I dont pledge shit about Obama, but I WILL help my countrymen to win OUR country back!

  • fucking amen to that

  • Thanks :]

  • love the title of the vid. "scary bits!" indeed.

  • @violenthues Thanks.

  • Heil obama!

  • BO Is setting is up for the NWO. The Anti christ will then set up his realm. I pray for us all. What is happening has been foretold. I pray for you to ask the Lord Jesus to ask him to forgive your sin's with a open heart. He'll take it from there.

    God Bless ALL

  • When people are Godless, I guess they need to worship something. These fools are cut from the same cloth as the Hitler youth that narced on their parents for being sympathetic to the Jewish people or not fully worhipping Hitler. I wish we could make two countries. One that believes in God, and one that believes in B.O. Everything about him stinks!!!

  • Liberalism is a mental disease.

  • Is it me or has America gone from the top to dropped like a bomb in less than a year

    There could be a civil war soon

  • Nearly all the usa population growth of 100 million in the last 40 years is due to immigration. Due to immigration we are on track to 500 million in the next 40 years.

    I pledge to work to have a moratorium on immigration.

    I pledge to vote the Bums out in 2010.

    I pledge to make e verify mandatory, end anchor babies and chain migration and pledge to work to jail employers that use fraudulent worker visa programs to steal jobs from americans.

    I pledge to take my country back!

    go numbersusa

  • I pledge to spit in the face of these douche bags if ever they cross my path and start with this psychotic Marxist dribble. Lead by example scumbags, sell your jet, sell your vehicles, fire your chauffeur, use public transportation, fire your lawyers, work for room and board giving your income to minorities, the poor, the sick and green tech., spend your free time working in soup kitchens and counsel drug addicts. Put your money and time where your mouth is then make this video assholes.

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  • Wow, I'm shell shocked.

  • I pledge to never pay another dime to see a movie made by these idiots.

  • t8114jg Agreed!

    Get on the express train to, "What the hell happened to my career!" with my favorite, "Just shut up & act" village idiot Tom Cruise.

    We pay to see them act. Not tell us how we should act, or need to be "servants" to the President & the rest of our Nations so called leaders. What the hell happened to "We the People"

    Besides, I had parents unlike far too many these days, who taught me how to act. Be civic minded & responsible or they'd serve up a "good ole ass beatin" :)

  • Agreed!

  • Can you imagine how much energy they use for their movies and TV shows-more of a foot print. But thats okay they pledged to help Obama, talk about hypocrisy. They also pledged to stop slavery; do they not see that Obama is a black man? There were far more white people that voted for Obama than black people.

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  • this video remind me alot the book and the movie 1984. its the same concept everyone know that those are the plans for the future in america

  • Pledge service to Obama ?.....it'll be a cold day in HELL !!!

  • This almost gave me chills. Since when electing a public servant was dumb-downed to an idol contest or cult of personality?

    Thanks but no thanks for the Kool-aid.

  • Sounds a little on the brainwashing side.

  • I pledge allegiance to the FLAG of the united states of America and to the REPUBLIC for which it stands, one NATION under God with LIBERTY and JUSTICE for all.

    I pledge to stomp out communism and all those who support it.

  • Propaganda, sorry for the spelling error.

  • I pledge to never see another Demi or Ashton movie. I pledge to never pay for another DVD. I pledge to never pay for another music CD or buy into any of this mainstream BS proaganda. Put that in your pipe and smoke it Obama.

  • Nice editting job to leave out the imporant message and only show the jokes!

    You conservatards are getting more pathic by the week!

    People showing their support for the President they voted for is not only patriotic but American!

    Making a difference in peoples lives by caring for and supporting one another is something only conservatards make fun of!

    I pledge to never vote for a conservative republi-con!

  • it IS creepy as hell! im convinced now hollywood movie stars are all made of plastic & have no brains! u ppl piss on God, then go worship african-americans, its a shame.! speaking of republicans (who are too liberal for me) where are they? they dont exist! arent they supposed to be the opposite of the democraps! you obama supporters are fools, sheep or school of fish!

  • seriously! well said.

  • I pledge to get a lobotomy. Hollywood, please tell me how to live my life. Welcome to Russia.

  • I pledge to use zero critical thinking... to bury my head in my a*s when faced with reality. I pledge to adopt the opinions of Hollywood actors & the so called "media" as my own, because they are cool & it is easier than thinking for myself. I pledge to join the "liberal band wagon" & vote for Obama in 2012, provided Oprah still likes him.

  • @Angususnus LOL Excellent!

  • I solemly sware that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United Strates of America, against ALL enemies, both foreign and DOMESTIC, and to bare true faith and alligence to the same , SO HELP ME GOD!

    I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the REPUBLIC for which it stands, One Nation under GOD, with liberty and justice for all.

  • ashstone503 - Already 32 but still dumb as a brick

  • Oh and yeah check out my vids if you need a good laugh. Sorry if I sound like I'm spamming but everyone of you look like you could use some humor.

    Like the Powerthirst video in my favorites.

    I heard about this vid yesterday so I decided to see it.

  • Pointing fingers at diffrent people solves nothing. There is no one to blame regarding the economy, Shit just happens. And we need to fix it. As for the principal I don't believe it was right of him to bring politics into school. And yes regarding Ashton Kutcher anyway that was kinda scary (seriously like the guy fine but a servant not excatly how I would put it). The rest of the vid I saw earlier was'nt bad just boring,except with Ashton Kutcher's pledge.

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  • i would rather jam a pencil in my eye then be a servant to obama....good gawd who the hell cares about what a bunch of idiot celebs think about anything?!

  • Thanks to everyone for the views and comments! FYI - I ain't a Republocrat. But, I do pledge to NEVER serve Obama. Or any president. I ain't nobody's slave.

    BGC

  • Oh it is such a sad time for Republicans. You can dish it out, but you can't take it when you are critisized for the last 8 years of war, torture, economic decline, lies, unlawful wiretaps, yadda yadda the list goes on! Remember, you lost this time around, so as it turns out, most Americans choose to want a Public Option, to end the war overseas, come together in our communities, help each other be successful, end corporate greed, and so on and so on.REPUBLICANS need to grow up and get with it!

  • (reply to knelson1180)

    Wake up and smell the ashes. ;)

  • Dude, Where do you get your weed?

  • It is doubtful that most of these actors knew what Demi Moore was going to say.

  • I pledge to never, ever spend one dime on anything produced by any of the morons in this video.

  • i am definitely not serving that moron...

  • I don't see Obama taking a cut in pay. OR working for FREE as he wants the YOUTH to do ... how stupid does his fool think the hard working American youths are?

    This guy is crazy ... like Jimmy Carter ... lol

    His economic stimulus bill which was to save us all ... is now tanked another 217,000 jobs last month. The US now has 9.7% of us OUT OF WORK.

    Obama NOW promises unemployment will not TOP 10% .. (ya right) When it does that mean ... will he pledge to RESIGN if it does???

  • He did take a cut in pay as president. He made more money before. God forbid the youth get off their ass and actually contribute something back to society or anyone else for that matter.

  • You can't rely on govt to save or create all the jobs. All govt can do is level out the huge spikes of ups and downs. (Which is why with BushCo who deregulated etc...we had these huge spikes of ups and downs) Economic stability is a good thing.

    Having huge spikes where winner takes all and losers start jumping off buildings or losing life savings is bad.

    He has not spent half of stimulus. I don't hear you whining about Bush's bailout which just poof, disappeared.

  • How can you bash someone who asks people to volunteer in their community? By the way he does offer student loan forgiveness for those who volunteer and grants. How can you blame Obama for unemployment when it was caused by 8 years of Bush, or really 30 years of conservative Voodoo economics?

  • so yeah, refreshing this page and hearing the video again... lol; dang: "I pledge to be a servant.....together we are, and together we will be the change we seek" ....thats some scary crap!

  • There are a few VA hospitals in the south that possibly infected some thousand people with HIV, Hep C and other deadly diseases, I'm pretty sure the rest of america doesn't want this kind of healthcare, but its what they are probably going to get.

  • Dude..that shit happens ALL the time in every hospital. My wife is a nurse, I am a doctor. Doctors kill people every day, part of it is we need electronic health record (another Obama proposal) You logic would suggest since Enron collapsed, we should give up on private energy companies.

  • Electronic health records are a good idea, but I wouldn't credit that to Obama, its like when the snipers took out the pirates...the media fawned " good job MaObama!"

    The fact of the matter is, Obama would have easily been able to get everything done he wanted if he slowed down, let the congress & the people read the bills, not submit them at 3am with an 11 o'clock vote... of course we're getting suspicious and jumpy!

  • Damn it..can't you just be like Demi Moore and obey the Fuhrer? It would be much easier than debating all of you...:)

  • at least you are a rational person, which makes you out of place with these kool-aid drinkers from Hollywood.

  • You want a true assessment of government healthcare, talk to the veterans coming home. I happen to be one and I would not wish it on anybody. They say they can't keep up with the amount of people coming in, how are doctors going to deal with an influx of a few million new patients?

  • The general consensus is it is some of the best healthcare on the planet. Unfortunately, it has been underfunded recently by BushCo. Father in law is lifelong military naval officer, he would disagree with you. Public option is just a start, there are many other problems that need to be addressed. But without public option, we have no bargaining chip to change ANYTHING.

  • Preventative medicine is needed but you cannot force people to do it. I see it every day on my way to school, over weight people sitting on their porch drinking beer at 1000am in the morning. The only way to make them do preventative healthcare is to make them work for their welfare. And we all know Uncle Sam is not going to make that happen.

  • Work for welfare, Obama proposed expanding volunteer service for education grants.

    One question - Are you willing to turn people away who need care despite money? If we are not willing to throw people to the curb, than we are SAVING money by having public option. A public option will bring down costs of private insurance too.

  • The government was charged with providing healthcare to the Native Americans and look how well that has turned out. Everything run by the government is either bankrupt or on the verge of bankrupcy, so how are they going to run a public option? If congress would allow people to buy insurance across state lines it would increase compitition. Of course that will not happen, because then politicians would lose contributions from insurance companies.

  • In regaurds to insurance being the cause of high healthcare, what about the doctor that bills the insurance company 150 dollars for a 15 minute office visit? That comes out to be 600 dollars an hour. If your local chevy dealer charged you that same price to change the oil in your car, you would shit your pants and want to speak to the service manager. Maybe doctors should have a flat rate for services given.

  • If your doctor is engaging in that kind of overcharging, then you ought to dump him and and find another doctor, the same way you would not pay that much for an oil change. Surely you are not advocating for government oversight of oil change fees? Keep the government out, shop around for a better doctor.

  • Watch some footage of nazi germany and you will see the exact same thing. They were called the Hitler youth. Students can sit and watch this crap in school and then make a pledge to Obama but they can't say the pledge of allegiance to the flag. Just one more hypocritical instance from the left. Its funny how liberals hate capitalism but want the government to support everybody. Where do you think the money comes from?

  • These Hollywood liberals are so predictable with their causes. Glaringly absent from this list of liberal goals and ideals is any mention of a Palestinian homeland. It's high on the list of goals of President Obama. But these Hollywood liberals won't put their money were their mouth is. They know that if they plead the Palestinian case, they would harm their career b/c of "Jewish Hollywood". Ask Mel Gibson. You NEVER hear Hollywood take up the Palestinian cause. And you NEVER will.

  • Wow. The last time someone swore allegiance to A MAN

  • Anyone else automatically flush a toilet when they see yellow water before getting down with your own business? I guess that makes me double evil in their non-judgemental manner of telling everyone how to be "right" with their God Obama.

  • It's healthy for the yellow water to splash up your crack, especially in public bathrooms. You especially should stop using the paper toilet covers, and hey, toilet paper is so not carbon neutral... just wipe yourself on the wall and use the toilet bowl water to clean off your hands.

  • Your "choice" of doctor are the cheapest of the lot, the ones willing to accept lowest reimbursement rates, usually newer, less experienced docs without an established patient base. I went to school with lost of Canadians, for all the problems they have, not one said they would switch for our system. They were outraged at the prices and lack of coverage here. In canada, you can buy a good private plan for cheap because there is public plan. Competition is good!

  • Competition is very good. The concern with government involvement is the potential monopoly that will be impossible to get rid of. There are many in England that wish they never passed the NHS, and realize it will be impossible to get rid of it now.

  • Don't forget preventative medicine is the best medicine. That is a huge factor with costs. Unfortunately, it goes beyond a public option. We need to change food in public schools, get PE back in schools, eliminate trans fats, etc.. But it "infringes on our God given right to eat crap sit around and watch TV" So the question is what do we want? What society do we want to live in? I for one want to live in one that takes care of it's poor and is healthy.

  • If govt health insurance is so bad, why are Medicare recipients so willing to fight to keep their care? Nor any congressman willing to get rid of it?

    Again, at least in a govt plan I have a say in what they offer and what they do.

    There is no perfect system. But right now people have nothing, and they WORK! And those that have insurance get screwed. All this is is a non-profit insurance company.

    Man if you had USAA you would not be against this right now.

  • There is practically a monopoly now! That is the whole point!

    Before medicare and social security, the ELDERLY over 50 were the poorest and in worst shape in this country and they worked til they DIED! I am sure glad I don't have to take care of my parents later on and it is because of SS and medicare.

    If there is any fear of govt, it should be of the military, that is it's real power, and we have the strongest in the world!

  • I know there is a monopoly now! I couldn't agree more, but I don't want that monopoly transferred to the government instead.... that is all I'm saying. Maybe expanding medicare would be a better idea, making small changes to other regulations and some tort reform. But for goodness sake, make these politicians thoroughly READ the bills they pass, before they pass them!

  • There are bunch of guys that worked or PGE (portland gas and electric) that lost everything when Enron bought out PGE and turned their retirement into Enron stock.  These guys lost life savings and work at Home Depot for 9 bucks an hour. Bet they are damn glad they got SS and medicare.

  • OK, I'm going to pretend I'm an intellectually bankrupt person in the cutting room of an LA studio. I gathered a bunch of clips of celebrities pledging their obedience to the one (whatever happened to "dissent is patriotic" anyway?) OK, so I've gathered these clips and I'm going to create a video to convince everyone to obey Obama. So why do I start out this propaganda piece with a celeb bragging that he flushes only after pooping?

  • This is an edited version that is much shorter than the actual one. The poop comment is near the end of the real one.

  • @philritter21 Remember, this vid is just the scary bits condensed to avoid the nausea that is induced when having to watch the entire thing.

  • Boy have times changed. I remember when mindless automatons would simply chant "Resistance is futile. Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own" Now they tell us that we cannot flush a toilet after peeing.

  • Hollywood needs to be cleared out worse than Sadr city did. Where are the Marines?