John Terry in goal

[dare1020]

j terry suppose to be a keeper instead . he will look like a fool ^_^

[TheKrustyCrap]

Still Better than David De Gea

[GrittyMcCheese]

He's no John O'Shea.

[TomMKArmy]

Not being funny, but that kick was hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[dessymarliani]

why he take the goalkeeper position? anybody can explain?

[darkaura0]

@dessymarliani The regular goal keeper got injured, the spare keeper came on the field and got injured as well.

[dessymarliani]

@darkaura0 wooh, thanks for the info..

[JaniceMargitax730]

hihi sharing fantasies

[dunglebud]

Hunt is a massive cunt!

[hugo78ist]

lol

[Ironman1Pictures]

I can't help but giggle at this...

[tomchernay]

erm i am rich now

[MiisterrMurray]

racist prick

[xJakaayy]

@MiisterrMurray fuck off, innocent until proven guilty you fucking wanker.

[deathwish2710]

@soccertiger10 oh lol nice call you were refering to wc rite?

[robstar61]

@soccertiger10 hahaha

[adrijus100]

0:02 Hes Like Can i Pick it up?

[ibyOFshieldz]

Must of slept with Chec's wife!

[sokkaisbest]

lol terry looks confused

[Gunnerss09]

why was he doing this

[Supernich14]

@Gunnerss09 cuz cech had fractured his skull and cudicini got knocked out in the same game so terry had to goal keefor the rest of that game

[LaurG93]

@Supernich14

i wasnt the same game

[Supernich14]

@LaurG93 Yea it was !

[bleedingpopcorn6]

@Gunnerss09 Petr Cech had fractured his skull in the same game, and Cudincini had got injured earlier too.

[mynameisbeeeen]

He clearly didnt wanna give away a handball penalty.

[jakxcombat]

-Can I kick the ball?

Yes.

-But can I hold it first?

What? Yeah, just hurry up!

-So this ball here I can-

PICK UP THE DAMN BALL!!!

*kicks ball*

Fuck sake man your amateur!

[fcsurvivors]

100 minutes? What happened?

[Phill15]

@fcsurvivors This is the game where Cech suffered that head injury that led him to wear that helmet thing he still wears today so had to come off and then the substitute keeper (Cudicini) got injured pretty bad and had to come off too (hence why Terry is in goal) so as you can imagine a lot of game time was killed

[tc3430707]

lol I am sweet, charming and very young with a lot of energy

[irtual1987]

what !

[YYIC]

he is look like a goal keeper

[ILOVEPLANES090]

Hmmm... There's a ball in front of me...

[IamWatchingStarWars]

Did he actually have to make a save?

[absoluteplebify]

@IamWatchingStarWars unfortunetly not :D it was right near the end of the game

[bhaforeverjack]

Drogba at centre back LOL



[DaBhaalspawn]

@soccertiger10

LMAO

[jumbug32]

Obviously he was teasing the reading player!!!!... Who in the hell thinks he doesn't know the football rules?

[Conormaca]

This is sooo stupid, its obviously fake people because hes really a centre back, would use all catch a grip and stop watching FAKE shite like this on the internet

[Dilz00]

@Conormaca HAHA dumbass Its not fake both Cech and Cudicini got injured in the game and they had used all there subs, this is the injury that makes cech wear that head gear when he plays. NICE TRY WITH THE TROLLING BRO BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME

[Cameroncars]

@Conormaca haha dickhead

[1JordannT]

@Conormaca daft bassa:) lmfao!

[gambit2004]

@Conormaca THIS ISNT FAKE - what happened was Cudicini was sent off and they had no subsitute goaolkeeper on the bench so John Terry went in goal. It wasnt for too long about 20-30 minutes or so

[TheSoccerpro99]

@gambit2004 this is true and i totally agree with u but what happend to petr cech? y wasnt he in net?

[gazat123]

@TheSoccerpro99 he fractured his skull 20 seconds in,which is why he wears skull cap. i remember this game never realised terry ended up in goal though

[gazat123]

@gambit2004 no Cudicini was the sub goalkeeper, cech was injured 20 seconds into the game

[spudnato26]

@gambit2004 cudicini got injured as well.. he swallowed his tongue! cech started and his head got stood on, cudicini replaced him and got kicked in the throat which meant he had to go off. they had used all subs and therefor terry had to go in goal because they used him in goal at training sometimes!

[LostFaceify]

@Conormaca are you fucking stupid or are you just trolling.

[Datolo551]

i know hes an outfield player but come on he doesnt even know hes allowed to pick up the ball?

[harryspooner]

who is shevsenko :P

[vroomba03]

Can can i touch the ball?

Yes you are goalkeeper now.

You sure?

Yes.

What do I do with the ball?

o_0

[chelseamkd]

@vroomba03

I laughed when I watched the video, but when I read your comment... man I'M DYING HERE! hahahaha

[Alexlaleche]

@vroomba03 aaahhaha

[andrei3romania]

Arsenal should sign him up as a new keeper

[FootyManDave4]

that was a hench kick

[robbenmessi1010]

i dont get it, hes a defender, why is he in goal

[AsbestosInferno]

@robbenmessi1010 @swedishscousers I was at the game (I'm a Reading fan) - basically what happened was that Cech got a nasty injury to the head. They bought on Cudicini. I think it was in the 90th minute one of our players, Sonko, knocks him out. Therefore Chelsea had to put Terry in goal (they didn't have any goalkeepers left!). This is why the clock is at 100 minutes, because Cudicini had to be treated on the pitch as he was knocked out.

[kawasakikid800]

@robbenmessi1010 use both the keepers got injured in that game and you cant leave the goal empty

[swedishscousers]

wtf is goin on there lol ? terry in goal, drogba CB ?? wtf haha

[UncleMikeNJ]

@xed482 Only if I remember it. I do admit the oddity of using "fucking" with the considerably less profane "turd," but I needed the rhyme. Such songs don't always work out. Robin van Persie's "He comes from Rotterdam, he hates the Tottenham" works; Andrey Arshavin's "He's from St. Petersburg, he hates the fucking Spurs" doesn't.

[brooky360]

Hahaha he didnt know wether to pick up the ball or not :L

[12steptwoone]

did he say that Drogba should play as a center back?

[UncleMikeNJ]

John Terry, oh whoa.

John Terry, oh whoa whoa whoa.

He shagged Wayne Bridge's bird.

He's such a fucking turd.

[MrBossman96]

@UncleMikeNJ is that one of those funny jokes

[89Benek]

??

[kyrichristou]

@WonkyDoodle he got shouldered in the face by Andre bikey I think!!

[mmooomm]

did they win?=

[TheVerve480]

Why's he in net??

[umaan1994]

@TheVerve480

Because Cech And Cudicini Got Injured In This Match

[WonkyDoodle]

@umaan1994 I know cech hurt his head at the beginning of this match, but cudicini hurt as well? wow.

[10vmehta]

- Just imagine the ball is another football player's girl and imagine your hands are your dicks, ok Terry?

- EASY!

[animeluvr420]

eyy if they gave him the goal keeper shirt with the 40 the least they could do is give him the shorts with the number 40.

some chick might've enjoy watching him change in front of everybody

[2011davidbeckham]

@animeluvr420 i just realized the second time i watch it

[MachoCal]

@animeluvr420 They just gave him Hilarios shirt and left him with his regular shorts

[dirtjumpin4lyf]

@animeluvr420 more like you would

[animeluvr420]

@dirtjumpin4lyf no mame pinche culo nadie puede ser un chiste por que tu la cagas

[Kanoobifictional]

Cech was injured, so Cudicini had to go in goal.

Cudicini was injured, so Terry had to go in goal.

Did he do his job well?

YES! CLEAN SHEET!

[animelover2910]

Aww he's so cute xD

[2Funky4me]

what's the big deal? they play with 5 goalkeepers all the time

[dragonangel6]

I heard Drogba might play as CB, did he?

[04253543]

@dragonangel6 no ???

[kecskef6]

why is Terry a goalkeeper??!?

[wonnoman]

@kecskef6 becoz cech got red carded

[arunadin11]

@wonnoman it is because cech fractured his skull and cudicini got knocked out and swallowed his tongue

[xxCamrachrisxx]

@wonnoman injury retard

[wonnoman]

@xxCamrachrisxx u really have to use the retard. Retard!!!!!! go get a dick

[kickapig10]

goes to show i know nothing about this sport

[kickapig10]

wait wait wait wait wait... does that timer acutally say 100 minutes?

[yannickheinrich]

@kickapig10 yes it does. matches do tend to go longer than 90 minutes. For e. if you are in a knockout round, the match can last up to 120+ minutes

[zipper532]

@kickapig10 extra time

[cuplis8]

wkwkwkwk.... LOL reading the comments

[Nibras127]

- Can I touch wayne bridges girlfriend?

- Yes you can!

[Gunner995]

@Nibras127 ex girlfriend*

[Gunner995]

@Nibras127 Can Rooney touch prostitutes?

- Yes, he can!

[xRevQ]

@Nibras127 hahahaha u made me laugh hard

[Kaynas1988]

I think Ashley Cole would have been better in goal then John Terry

[BarcelonaCruyff]

DALE ROBERTS RIP

Paul Terry BURN IN HELL! (Along with your equally ugly cunt brother John Terry).

Hope both of you get run over soon.

From a Notts County fan and John Terry-hater

[oakley198]

i was at that match :P Cech got smashed and cudicini swallowed his tongue

[lawlor88]

wot a pointless video....

[CarlOreally]

what happened to cech??

[dig35wcmaster]

@CarlOreally That's the game when he had that horrific injury, unfortunetely.

[CarlOreally]

@dig35wcmaster what was the score??

[dig35wcmaster]

@CarlOreally chelsea 1 Reading 0

[atasuki109]

- we going to win 1-0 in 119min

- oh shit own goal 1-1

-extra time 2-1 im sure we going to win this

- own goal

- go back home crying , penalty empty net

[CFUVF]

was he takin pish outa that player or didnae huv a clue :L ?

[TheMjsuperfan]

terry: do i fuck the ball mr. ref ?

ref: no just kick it.

terry: ok ok.

[vladshady]

'thats how we do things in reading' wot being complete cunts well done, u must be the only place stupid enough to admit ur actually born and bred tossers

[Carnifexism]

I remember this :P

[KaersonTV]

HAHAHA just look how high he kicked that ball! Like a wild goalkeeper!

[AnTreAsx92]

@KaersonTV hahhaha

[mIsSsOcCeR4eVeR]

terry is adorable! <3

[HudNuts100]

ha ha I was there they played in Reading and we knocked out both their golkeepers lol. THAT'S HOW WE DO THINGS IN READING

[BuZbEeEe]

He can kick that ball further than check hahaa

[whitehawk38]

@BuZbEeEe cech not check.

[isthename]

love him

[chuckydog]

this is a waste of 12 seconds.

[JoeyBoyEre]

now thats a keeper that would score when going up for a corner

[joecolecfc]

so can i pick it up? lol

[420Teixeira]

lool

[sunzwiked123]

ths is whre he belongs..

[VivaCristianoRonaldo]

he touch wayne brigdes girlfriend...lol

[ScumSkateboards]

My cousin works in the odeon in esher (A few miles off John Terry's house and Chelsea's training ground) and he came in and shouted at all the staff and made one woman cry. He's a cunt, and he displays this perfectly within 5 seconds of this video.

[Archiecourt11]

drogba as a centerback?

[007jack700]

@Archiecourt11 well done, its cause cudicini was sent off and had to put terry in goal and drogbas got the build of a centerback

[joecfcfantastic]

@007jack700 cudicini wasnt sent off, he was injured

[TheSoccerGoalkeeper]

@joecfcfantastic And Hilario wasn't there so, they used John terry which wasn't bad.

[eXPerienceyeah]

Terry looks relieved when he picks the ball up

[MsSuperlyrics]

hahaahah the begin

[fr4ever]

-So I can grab it?

-Yeah you can.

-With my hands?

-YES

-But I'm a defender.

-Now you are a goalkeeper.

-Does the referee knows that?

-Just grab the damn ball!

-Allright, Allright, no need to shout.

[7SuperCRonaldo17]

@fr4ever *John terry picks it up - Ok now what do I do? -kick it up -how am I supposed to do that? -kick it up -how? -drop the ball down near your foot, then kick it before it hits the ground. Don't miss -what If i do? -just kick the ball up! You only have six seconds to release the ball! -Oh shit! *Kicks the ball up. Phew! That was scary

[helloimearl1]

@7SuperCRonaldo17 haha funny get that idea from fr4ever shit hole

[onurbeltafas]

@fr4ever hauahuahauhauahuahauhaua good

[nigganigganigga22]

@fr4ever :))))nice

[BuZbEeEe]

@fr4ever Thats teh funniest thing. you should do stand up

[joshfergo]

@fr4ever nice said lol

[thevoodoovulture]

@fr4ever LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

THAT MADE MY DAY

[MrRieYen]

@fr4ever LMAO!

[hworkdedication]

@fr4ever LMFAO lol good one

[sinafilms]

@fr4ever damn man your comment is funny as HELL !!!

[popicelolly]

@fr4ever Thanks for making me lol

[MsChicaLoca]

@fr4ever LOL thanks for the commentary... :-D

[NuggetCheeseBun]

@fr4ever haha nice one.

[ilGenio90]

@fr4ever that was nice :-)

[parahund]

@fr4ever

wow 1009 thumbs up

i am jelaous! :D

[PeiyanBumblebee]

@parahund 1020 :P

[Thoraximus]

@PeiyanBumblebee 1075 :P

[PeiyanBumblebee]

@Thoraximus pfft :L

[theonlyone720]

@fr4ever haha :D

[FighterNoir]

@fr4ever most likes i ever saw :D

[XanderI8]

@fr4ever fuckingg hell man 1500 thumbs up haha

[Liverpoolfan801]

@fr4ever  Haahahhaaa :)

[MegaLovetocomment]

@fr4ever fuck u got 1542 likes!:( i will never reach dat my maximum was 114! ahhhhhhhh *clue*

[LukeTheRockstar]

Terry: This Thing ? Ok . Yer . Got It . Bang ! OH SHIT Own Goal :L

[JoShIeZZ91478]

john terry:your joking  i can ACTUALLY pick it up!!

[teaguild]

@JoShIeZZ91478 XD LOL

[Thelaw485]

what happened to cudicini

[ugonaeaturcornbread]

haha, i love the genuine look of confusion on Terry's face. "Oh - am I allowed to do this??"

[ForzaAquila]

no i'm pretty sure he was wasting time.

[NiiiiNnneeE]

porque terry esta de portero ??

saludos desde españa

[blayer12]

@NiiiiNnneeE fue cuando lesionaron a petr cech y el chelsea ya no tenia mas cambios terry tuvo que quedar como portero jajaja

[Benjomatic]

What game was this?

[pep1029]

@Benjomatic Football

[Benjomatic]

@pep1029 Competition rather, smart arse.

[vvPcTechHelpvv]

hes was probably in goal cuz his goalie got sent of and hes a realy good defender so they put him in goal instead of the goalkeeper substitute

[zlynkingen]

IT says 100 minuteu what is it final

[ukemcee1]

@zlynkingen it was stoppage time, cudicini was injured for about 8 minutes, thats why terry is in goal..was the same game cech fractured his skull as well

[aztaclalz]

Who cares what he did, jesus fucking christ. I'm amazed most of you are MORE interested about pathetic drama than football? - What the hell is wrong with you : P

[mrjugger]

i heard she was sucking his arsehole, the dirty cow

[mrjugger]

TERRY IS A WANKER

[jammydodgerman]

lol i bet you're wayne bridge.

Get over it, it was your ex that he shagged

[david123908]

what wrong he shag ur wife to