A Brief History of Intelligence

[generatorium]

ima sea monster. what now?

[DeeWeext]

I support sea monsters

[Sw33tGaPeach]

Thanks Watson. 

[MusicAmidstTheTrees]

Define intelligence.

I'm very sure other animals are smarter than they're letting on.

[polmod]

great commercial...

[PopeWithDaScope]

I know IBM is a vast faceless evil corporation yet I still admire the progress they make for intelligence.

[2222554]

I'm all for 'eliminating the risk of sea monsters' too...

[JBantha]

YOU F)(/&%$#"ERS!!!!

I'll stop buying ANY of the IBM products if your going ahead with your plan of eliminate ALL sea monsters!

you know how is it called? EXTINCION!

[sify11]

booring

[BruceK10032]

That would be nice, if my doctor had all of that. If I only had health insurance, I could have a doctor!

[clomkfly]

@BruceK10032 true

[4ebees]

@BruceK10032

Move to Europe, Australia or New Zealand. You'll be covered all the time whether you're rich or poor.

;)

[Vaibik]

Eliminate the risk of sea monsters??

Life would be so boring without those monsters. Plus, we lose one more topic for crap movies. Oh oh oh... so much to lose. No no no... Sea monsters cannot be eliminated. We are already suffering from the loss of Dinosaurs.

[cheesylard]

is the artist of that the guy who does xkcd?

[FokkenPrawn]

@cheesylard robert munroe only draws stick figures in xkcd. its nothing alike

[Imbrickle]

Cute, but where are all the people who aren't white men?

[CaptainVideo890]

That was the biggest waste of one minute and seventeen seconds of all time.

[sanman312]

eliminate the risk of sea monsters! now thats progress it would be nice living without them

[blindhunt3r]

@sanman312 Indeed! And perhaps let us give those doctors some shoes? :P

[CORPARANOID]

But u dont need an RFID chip 2 do that. And until u can GUARANTEE that this info wont be used against humans, in this day &age when Monsanto has seeds that are useless, Nestle/ Tyson/ Hillshire &others have Factory Farms that pollute the air-earth-water get exclusive WATER rights via World Banks/corrupt Gov, make Pesticides that R BANNED w/in their OWN County, Monetary systems that collapse because your TECHNOLOGY didnt WARN-ALERT-EXPOSE-the-TRUTH. NWO Justice is a myth, No1 is ever Accountable.

[KokoTalula]

ummmmmmmm... yah.....ok.....ummmm........ wtf

[ThouArtSmoten]

Your doctor has no socks, this could cause frostbite, hypothermia or the spread of corns and verrucas. He may be able to take on sea-monsters, but on land, he's inn trouble.

[darrenhydro]

I love IBM for their ability to recognize an important development in Internet technology two or three years after it happened, build their own expensive, proprietary version of it that isn't as good as others that are available for free, and then successfully hock it to their easily-duped corporate clients, all while maintaining a stock price that defies gravity even in the worst of times. Who coined the phrase "no one ever got fired for hiring IBM?" IBM. They do have wonderful commercials.

[rgord01]

Eliminate or *reduce* the risk of sea monsters? I need more information.

[eastauroralilloop55]

gay

[SouthCoastHardcoreAU]

sea monsters will ALWAYS be a risk.

[giomadre]

This is great stuff. I love these commercials

[tgymail]

hehe

[geraldmortensen]

great stuff, Garth. can't wait to work with you.